First Day: A cruel Father

At the castle where Cao Cao is reading magazines..

Cao Cao: Ho La La.. Crazy females spinning my lungs, Yeah! I wish i can have 'em all! How can this be great.. It's not so nude? only naked! Hahaha!

Someone knocks..

Cao Cao: Who's there?

Cao Pi: It's me Cao Pi.

Cao Cao: Ah crap.. Come in.

Cao Pi enters..

Cao Cao: So my son of a cow? i mean Cao.. What's up?

Cao Pi: I need to talk about my throne.

Cao Cao: You? Take mines? Haha! NEVER!

Cao Pi: Oh com'on DAD! You're almost reach 100 years old of your damn age.. Give it to me!

Cao Cao: Cocky.. Ooooh.

Cao Pi: Not again, Reading that magazines!

Cao Cao: So? Any problem with that my son?

Cao Pi: You're Faking my mother, all of those! replacing her!

Cao Cao: Blah Blah.. You're more fake than her.

Cao Pi: FINE! I tell mom!

Cao Cao: Fine tell, No one will listen anyways to you boy.

Cao Pi: Why are you so a big Fucker?

Cao Cao: You wanna know?

Cao Pi: Yes..

Cao Cao: Ask the moon, then fart.. Haha!

Cao Pi: Arrgh! I'm so stupid! talking to my none sense Fart Father!

Cao Cao: Sorry.. Lonely Boy. Just drink some milk..

Cao Pi: I hate you!

Cao Cao: Me too...

Cao Pi walked over thru the door, slammed and leave..

Cao Cao: Some son are you..

While in the Kitchen..

Zhang Liao: Hey! I have it first!

Xu Huang: No! Me!

Pang De: I've touched it first!

Xu Zhu: Uh.. I ate it first!.. Duh?

Zhang, Huang, and De: Arrgh! Crazy BURGER! Damn you Fatass!

Xu Zhu: Uh uh uh..

Sima Yi: It's just a burger.

Zhang Liao: We're not like you.. You Don't EAT!

Sima Yi: Maybe? But world didn't want you to eat.. It wants all of you wretch to DIE!

Pang De: You're too weird.

Sima Yi: Maybe?

Zhang He: Lalala! Beautiful!

Sima Yi: Oh stop you dog.

Zhang He: What? I didn't do anything.

Sima Yi: Your voice! Annoying like hell!.. Burning me!

Zhang He: Really?

Sima Yi: Yes!

Zhang He: Lalalalala!

Sima Yi: Damn you Faggot!

Cao Pi comes..

Cao Pi: You will pay you Old Fish!

All: Uh?

Sima Yi: Obviously.. You fight lord Cao Cao again. Am i right?

Cao Pi: Uh huh? I wish he dies!

Xu Huang: So what happend?

Cao Pi: I-uh..

Sima Yi: Ask your throne again?

Cao Pi: Yeah..

Sima Yi: Oh com'on stupid.. You know he will never give it to you unless you make a good deeds.

Cao Pi: What deeds?

Sima Yi: Ask the dog, Then kick it..

Cao Pi: What the! Grrrrr...

Sima Yi: I'm not a solutionist! It's your problem anyways. So we don't care! I only can give some advice..

Cao Pi: Whatever..

Sima Yi: Fine. Look some mud..

Cao Pi leaves..

Xu Zhu: Duh.. I want Burger..

Sima Yi: Eat your booger fatass.

All ecxept Xu Zhu: Ugh..

Xu Zhu: Yummy!

Sima Yi: Go and eat..

In the garden..

Zhen Ji: Ah.. What a beautiful flower.

Cao Ren: It looks sucks..

Zhen Ji: NO IT ISN'T!

Cao Ren: Whatever..

Zhen Ji: Some Drug lord you are..

Cao Ren: What! No i'm not!

Zhen Ji: Oh' Com'on.. you're using Marijuana am i right?

Cao Ren: Liar!

Zhen Ji: Haha!

Cao Pi cames..

Cao Ren: Hey? Why a long fucked up face?

Cao Pi: He is a big COW!

Zhen Ji: What's wrong?

Cao Pi: Father.. Damn he!

Cao Ren: Ah... what happend?

Cao Pi: He is too selfish!

Zhen Ji: In what? In the throne?

Cao Ren: You know it's not a big deal..

Zhen Ji: Yeah! What's the big deal?

Cao Pi: No.. It's not only that.

Zhen Ji: What?

Cao Pi: Uh.. Nothing. Don't mind..

Cao Ren: Sheesh.. You're so borning.

Cao Pi: Could you please, Just help me?

Zhen Ji & Cao Ren: Sure.. only 5 millon.

Cao Pi: What!

Zhen Ji: Of course not. We're just joking.. You are my husband, so i am willingly have to help.

Cao Pi: Awww...

Cao Ren: She's right.. So what kind of help?

Cao Pi: Sima Yi said that, To make Cao Cao- i mean father to be good to me, i need to make him some good deeds..

Zhen Ji: And?

Cao Pi: I don't know how.

Cao Ren: It's so simple!

Cao Pi: What?

Cao Ren: hmmm?

After 10 hours...

Zhen Ji & Cao Pi: (Snoring?)..

Cao Ren: I KNOW IT!

Zhen Ji & Cao Pi: (Awake & Shout).. WHAT!

Cao Ren: I know how!

Cao Pi: How!

Cao Ren: You're father's birthday is next week, so all you got do is to give him all those SEXY magazines selling here in China!

Cao Pi: NO WAY! I don't have $$$!

Zhen Ji: OH Shoot! No! Don't buy stupid magz!

Cao Ren: Why?

Zhen Ji: None of your business shorty!

Cao Pi: Uh?..

Zhen Ji: (Wishpering to herself).. No, damn you Cao Ren! All those magz.. Models are ME! ME! ME! i don't want Cao Pi to know it! Bastard annoying little Drug lord! Wish you were DIE!

Cao Ren: So? Buy or Not?

Cao Pi: Ok! Buy!

Zhen Ji: Nooooooooooooo!

Cao Pi: What if it didn't works?

Cao Ren: I don't know.. Maybe you should ask someone else.

Cao Pi: Sure.. Thanks anyways.

Cao Ren: It's ok.. Just Ask the Sun and Burn yourself.

Cao Pi: ...!

Cao Ren: Hahah.. Jokes.

Cao Pi leaves and go to the library crying..

Cao Pi: (Crying like a baby brat) Huhuhuhu... I hate father! I hate, I hate, I hate him!

Someone is at the library too..

Sima Yi: What the?

Cao Pi: Oh it's you..Huhu.

Sima Yi: Why are you crying?

Cao Pi: I wish i never born.. (Sniffing).

Sima Yi: Why? You don't like Earth?

Cao Pi: No! I hate my blood! Family! MY SURNAME! ALL THINGS INVOLVED TO CAO!

Sima Yi: Really? That's too sad.

Cao Pi: Since i was little.. Father don't love me, He only sees my other siblings. Praising them but me? he just dumped me! He don't recognize my ability, my kindness, and as a son..Huhu. Why? I don't have the right to deserve this! I didn't do anything to make him feel so bad.. If he only knew.. That i love him so much.

Sima Yi: (Having a teardrops and sniffing) Oh my.. I didn't know that, he is being so cruel to you.. I mean, how can he act so a shit melting pepper salty creep ass junk? He is bad.. I feel your depression now.

Cao Pi: I know, And it is really a stupid thing.. Some Fath--..

A annoying sound disturb them..

Sima Yi: What is that?

Cao Pi: Maybe.. Someone is listening..

Sima Yi: Who are you!

Cao Pi: Show your face Sour Cream!

Sima Yi: Huh?

Cao Pi: Don't mind it.. Now COME ON!

But it was really silent..

Sima Yi: We better have to leave...

So the two leave.. Then the man showed up... It is... SECRET!

After 3 days...

Where Cao Cao is gone in a 2 day vacation, The others led a meeting to help Cao Pi..

At the Library again..

Sima Yi: Ok.. Cao Pi told me his feelings, so we must help him.

Cao Ren: I said to him that buy Cao Cao a Sexy Magz..

Zhen Ji & Sima Yi: Noo!

Xu Huang: Why?

Sima Yi: Ask the worm and eat it!.. None of your business!

Zhen Ji: Yeah!

Cao Pi: Ok Ok! Fine! I will never gonna buy that crap!

Sima Yi & Zhen Ji: Phew! (Looked to each other)..

Zhang Liao: So? What's the plan?

Sima Yi: The plan is--..

Zhang He rush in to the door and sing..

Zhang He: I Feel pretty! I Feel Beautiful! But never be an UGLY BITCH! Lalala!

Sima Yi: Grrrr... Argh! Stupid! Damn you Fancy Faggot! You're ruining my day!.. EVERYDAY! WHEN DO YOU MAKE YOUR MOUTH SHUT!

Zhang He: I don't know? Ask your mom then kill her!

Sima Yi: What the! You Fool!

Cao Pi: Stooop! Please! My head is gonna blow! Just help me!

All: Ok... We're sorry.

Sima Yi: I will kill you later Zhang He.. Ahem! So back to the topic. We all know that Lord's Birthday is on Sunday, until he is gone we got to make some nice and beautiful preparations. All Cao Cao wants, give it to him. So when he suprised, we tell it was Cao Pi's idea.. Got it? so who is in?

Zhen Ji: I'm in.

Cao Ren: Out?

Xu Huang: Both?

Zhang Liao: Er?

Zhang He: In..

Xu Zhu: Is there any Food?

Sima Yi: No Fatass! Just hell die!

Xu Zhu: Huhuhu..

Pang De: In or Out?

Cao Pi: That is a great thing.. I am IN..

Sima Yi: Humm.. If you're like it or not.. I will have to decide. It is accepted.. We must help Cao Pi, Now move out..

All: Yeah!

Now this is the first situation.. What will gonna happen next? Can their plan will be sucsessful or failed? Can Cao Cao makes his forever resolution?Read the next..

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