Next Day: The Preparations & the Party
Sima Yi: Well well well.. Does anyone have their nuts?
All: Maybe?
Sima Yi: Ah shit..
While preparing..
Zhen Ji: Stop it!
Zhang He: What? I didn't do anything!
Zhen Ji: Stop touching my ass!
Cao Pi: WHAT?
Zhang He: No i'm not! I'm touching Sima's ass, not yours!
Zhen Ji & Sima Yi: Asshole!
Cao Ren: Oooh.. Nice balls..
All: What?
Cao Ren: No.. I mean party balls!
Cao Pi: Uh?
Cao Ren: Nevermind.
While others working with the party, Sima Yi goes to the kitchen..
Sima Yi: What the hell! Xu Zhu! Crazy Fatass, Don't eat that!
Xu Zhu: Duh.. I am hungry.
Sima Yi: No!
Xu Zhu: Uh uh uh..
Xu Zhu leaves..
Sima Yi: Oooh.. At lease he didn't eat the salad.. Great!
So Sima Yi eat a plate of green salad..
Back to the work..
Cao Pi: Hey.. This thing, is giving me a bad nerve.
Zhen Ji: Oh don't worry sweety, we are here. You don't need to be scared ok?
Cao Pi: I hope so.
After 6 hours of preparation...
Sima Yi: Phew! At last! We're done! Now, all we have to do is.. To wait for Cao Cao's call.
All: Right!
After a minute..
Hey! Lord Cao Cao is Here!
Sima Yi: What! Already?
Cao Pi: Quick! Fastbreak!
So everybody dress like formal..
Then Cao Cao shown up together with Xiahou Dun & Yuan..
Cao Cao: Huh? What is this?
All: Happy Birthday Lord Cao Cao!
Xiahou Dun: Wow! This is unexpected..
Cao Cao: Well thank you..
Now everybody celebrated the party, so other kingdoms came too..
Cao Cao: Oh it's you Liu Bei.
Liu Bei: Happy Deat- i mean Birthday Cao Cao.. (Giving Cao Cao a simple buddha statue)
Cao Cao: Silly nut cracker..
Zhuge Liang: It is a pleasure that to be here Lord Cao Cao.. (Giving him a bottle of Novelino Wine)
Cao Cao: Humm.. Thanks.
Sun Quan: Glad to be part of your happings Cao Punk.. (Giving Cao a box of Tobbaco Cigarettes)
Cao Cao: Yeah right.. Thanks Sun Sucks..
Sun Quan: What!
Cao Cao: Hahaha!
Zhou Yu: Happy Day Lord Cao Cao.. (Giving him a new suit)
Cao Cao: Thanks anyways.. So? Want to join to my other generals?
Zhuge Liang: Oh totally sure..
At Wei's table side..
Sima Yi: Damn that! Shu & Wu is here?
Cao Ren: Well.. He invited those bitch. No choice..
All: Argh!
Zhuge & Zhou Yu came to them..
Sima Yi: Oh Com'on! Some ants is bugging me now!
Zhuge Liang: Where? In your pants?
Sima Yi: Ask your horse then fuck it!
Zhuge Liang: What?
Zhou Yu: He's too fucked up..
The three strategist is arguing and blabbing about some shit, while the three lords are..
Cao Cao: Still! I am the greatest!
Sun Quan: It's just your birthday..
Liu Bei: Yeah! All you need is to die!
Cao Cao: Drum Dumb Dumb.. You're born losers.
Then some sounds hear..
Zhen Ji: Ladies & Gentle fucked up mens.. Some man here is want to have a presentation! Here he is, Cao Pi!
Sima Yi: What! Too early! Not now!
Cao Pi Showed up with a elegant emperor's dress..
Cao Cao: What the hell is going on?
Zhen Ji: Now!
Cao Pi: Uh.. I-...
That's it for now! I'll just think what will happend to Cao Pi making some stupid things in the party... Well?