Second Day: Fatty Joe
After Lord Cao Cao died...
Cao Pi: Oh life! I feel the POWER!
Sima Yi: Oh shut up!
Cao Pi: Tah! You're just jealous!
Sima Yi: You know what?
Cao Pi: What?
Sima Yi: You're a plastic!
Cao Pi: Huh?
Sima Yi: You don't know it?
Cao Pi: No?
Sima Yi: Ask a mice, then SCREW IT!
Cao Pi: I'm hungry! Sima Yi I order you to get me a food!
Sima Yi: Fool!
Sima Yi got pissed but he have no choice to defy the emperor..
At the kitchen..
Sima Yi: Hey punk, got any food there?
Maid: None..
Sima Yi: Bu...but why? Where's the food?
Maid: Xu Zhu ate it all.
Sima Yi: He'd what!
Maid: Yeah..
Sima Yi: OH SON OF A PIG! XU ZHU!
Sima Yi's voice alerted everyone.. All of them went to the kitchen.
Zhang He: What happend my love!
Zhen Ji: Yeah! What happend love?
Zhen Ji and Zhang He looked each other mad..
Sima Yi: No food! Huhuhuhu...
Xiahou Dun: Really?
Xiahou Yuan: Oh i've seen Xu Zhu carried our refrigerator outside the castle.
All: What!
Sima Yi: Cao Pi is hungry!
Zhen Ji: Oh let him! Besides he don't need it!
Zhang He: Yeah!
Sima Yi: What if HE assasinates me! What you gonna do?
Zhen Ji & Zhang He: XU ZHU! WHERE IN THE ASS ARE YOU HIDING!
Others: Oh boy...
So Zhen Ji and Zhang He went outside to find Xu Zhu, then they saw him at the garden sleeping..
Zhen Ji: Wake up fatass!
Xu Zhu: Snoring.. Zzzz..
Zhang He: Oh com'on! You're in trouble!
Xu Zhu: Snoring...Zzzz...!
Zhen Ji & Zhang He: Useless..
Zhang He kicked him...
Xu Zhu: Yawn...
Zhen Ji: Where's the food fatass!
Xu Zhu: Inside my stomach?..Duh..
Zhang He: How irratating!
Zhen Ji: You're doomed! You have eaten all the food we need in the whole year! My husband..Uh to be! is hungry!
Zhang He: And my Sima Yi needs to bring her husband..to be? the food!
Zhen Ji: Your Sima Yi?
Zhang He: Yeah! My!
Zhen Ji: He don't want an ugly like you!
Zhang He: I am the role model of the most beautiful butterfly in the whole universe! You're just an ordinary house maid! Haha!
Zhen Ji: How dare you! Grrr... Stupid gay!
Zhang He: Hahahaha!
Xu Zhu: Duh... I'm still hungry..
Zhang He & Zhen Ji: Oh!
Zhen Ji & Zhang He tried to carry Xu Zhu but they can't because he's TOO FAT!
Zhang He: Oh..my..GOD! I'm running out of air!
Zhen Ji: Me...Too!
Xu Zhu: Heheh... That tickles!
Zhen Ji: What?
Zhang He: I give up! Let my love punish you!
Zhen Ji: He's not yours!
Back to the Kitchen..
Sima Yi: Eh.. Where are those fools?
Xu Huang: It's like 5 minutes late.
Cao Ren: Look! Cao Pi is here!
Cao Pi came..
Cao Pi: SIMA YI! I TOLD YOU TO GET ME MY FOOD!
Sima Yi: WELL MY FOOLISH LORD! WE DON'T HAVE ANY! YOU'RE GENERAL ATE THEM ALL!
Cao Pi: Uh?..
All: Oh geeze..
The two came in..
Zhen Ji: My love! I-..i mean Sima Yi!
Cao Pi: What?
Zhen Ji: Xu Zhu is outside..
Zhang He: Why don't you take care of him?
Sima Yi: Damn that fatass..
At the garden while Xu Zhu is all by himself..
Xu Zhu: Uh my tummy hurts.. Burrrrp! I think, I need a Diet! Yeah! I can't stand... I'm too heavy.. Oh.. HELP MEEE!
All went outside and they see Xu Zhu suffer..
Sima Yi: Muhahaha! You're big. Big as the boulder you have!
Zhang He: That will teach you a lesson!
Zhen Ji: Yeah! We're SEXY! AND SLIM! Not like you! Fatass!
Xu Zhu: Duh..I'll be good i swear..
Cao Pi: Aaw.. Help him.
So everybody helped him to get up..
Xiahou Dun: Man! You have got to lose 100 pounds!
Xu Huang: You're really heavy!
Pang De: Ugh.. My muscle pain..
Xiahou Yuan: Me too..
Xu Zhu: Duh.. I'm sorry? From now on, I will make a resolution! I will Diet! Hahaha!
All: Hope you do not lie fatass..
While Xu Zhu doing his regular diet.. He still eating fatty foods so he died in Heart attack, Cholesterol, Diabetes, Diarrhea, and Dehydration.
Oh my god...
Hope Fatass will gain pounds in the heavens.. They are all SCARY! Second Resolution is done.. really scary.
Xu Zhu's resolution ends..