Third Day: Beauty Factor
Zhen Ji and Zhang He on the living room..
Zhen Ji: Ha! Everything you do, like putting on make-ups doesn't work for you. It's only for the girls!
Zhang He: I am more girly than you.
Zhen Ji: Who cares?
Zhang He: Sima Yi!
Zhen Ji: Ugh..
Zhang He: Stop being so beautiful.. We all know that your face is only a surgery!
Zhen Ji: WHAT DID YOU SAY!
Zhang He: Fake Face! Hahaha!
Zhen Ji: Grrr! I HATE YOU!
Zhen Ji leaves..
At the soldier quarters where Emperor Cao Pi and Strategist Sima Yi is checking those new recruit dudes..
Cao Pi: How many soldiers we have now?
Soldier: 50 sir..
Sima Yi: What? I thought you've get almost 1,000 men in only 1 week?
Soldier: I uh.. Half of them have been salvage by the bandits and.. others have been died by food poisoning..
Cao Pi & Sima Yi: HUH! But how!
Soldier: Your supplies have parasites! Lice, leeches, and cockroaches is on our drinks and foods, half of us almost die too sucka!
Sima Yi: How dare you!
Soldier: Oh man..
Cao Pi: You have no right to talk to us like that! You're just a beggar!
Soldier: We quit! My fellow soldiers, join to me and we will go to Shu!
Cao Pi & Sima Yi: NO WAY!
Soldiers: Bye stupids!
Cao Pi: Huhuhuhu... You're a big fool Sima Yi.
Sima Yi: It's not my fault! It's-...
Zhen Ji came..
Zhen Ji: Huhuhuhu... Zhang He pissed me!
Cao Pi: Who cares?
Zhen Ji: WHAT!
Sima Yi: I do..
Zhen Ji: Awww...
Sima Yi: I do care for you Cao Pi.
Zhen Ji: HUH! I THOUGHT I WAS?..
Sima Yi: You didn't let me finish my word beautiful!
Zhen Ji: Yeah.. I am beautiful!
Cao Pi: Who knows?
Sima Yi: I do..
Zhen Ji: Awww...
Sima Yi: I do know how much we lost our soldiers..
Zhen Ji: Are you fucking me off!
Sima Yi: Who knows?
Cao Pi: I do..
Zhen Ji: Huh?
Cao Pi: I do not know how to keep your mouth shut!
Zhen Ji: Why! Why someone ruins my day!
Cao Pi & Sima Yi: Who cares?
Zhen Ji: I DO!
Cao Pi & Sima Yi: Ah?..
Zhen Ji: I DO CARE FOR THE COMING OF YOUR DEATH SWEETHEARTS!
Sima Yi: For real..
Cao Pi: Let's get out of here my Sima Yi..
The two go away and leave the poor Zhen Ji behind..
Zhen Ji: How rude.. Some can't learn manners!
Zhen Ji leave the Wei palace and went to an old barand get drunk because of her problem... What will happend?
Can her fellow generals have the guts to find her?... Dunno.