Fourth Day: Planning with Cao Ren

Zhang He: Eh what's the plan now Jollibee?

Sima Yi: Yeah what's the plan now Jollyass?

Cao Ren: Who you calling an ass!

All: You...

Cao Ren: Ch.. Right.

Sima Yi: Oh you know what, maybe i'll just think of the plan better than you.

Cao Ren: No way! I've been studying master plan since I was in kinder!

Sima Yi: Oh really? I've been studying all of the plans and strategy since I was a fetus! Bitch...

All: You what?

Sima Yi: Ignore me!

Xu Huang: God Sima Yi you're a gross.

Sima Yi: ...

Zhang He: Are you gonna fight like a shit and forget what are we going to do?

Sima Yi: Why don't you just shut up and die?

Zhang He: Bu..but MY LOVE!

Sima Yi: SHUT UP! I don't want you to be my wife! Go to hell!

All: Oooohh...

Dian Wei: Hey we're running out of time.

Zhang Liao: Yeah it's getting dark now!

After 5 minutes...

Cao Ren: I've got it!

All except Sima Yi: What! What!

Cao Ren: We kiddnap Xiahou Yuan!

Sima Yi: Eh is that a plan?

Cao Ren: But of course! We will act like a retards kiddnaping Xiahou Yuan and Dun will going to help him!

All: Yeah! That's right!

Sima Yi: I have nothing to say to you guys...

Cao Pi cames...

Cao Pi: Well well well... Some kind of a meeting?

Sima Yi: Who cares?

Cao Pi: Hah! You're just a big loser!

Sima Yi: My ass...

Cao Pi: Huh?

Cao Ren: What are we waiting for? Let's get strated!

Sima Yi: I'll just burn the house... call me later if you're prepared.

Zhang He: Can I come?

Sima Yi: NO!

Zhang He: But I really wanna go with you!

Sima Yi: Piss off if you don't want to be an ash you ass.

Zhang He: Very rude.

Cao Ren: Ok this is the plan.

After 2 hours...

Cao Ren: You got it now?

All: Yeah!

Cao Pi: Hey? Something smells burning... What is it?

Xu Huang: OH GOD! Sima Yi?

Zhang He: OH MY GOD IT'S MY ROOM! MY MAKE-UPS! DRESSES! MY BEAUTY PRODUCTS! Damn! Butterflies? Ehh!

Sima Yi cames..

Sima Yi: Muhahaha! Told you I will gonna burn some house!

Zhang He: Oh you little mother fucker!

Cao Ren: Stop it! Lets move to the plan!

Sima Yi: Hahahaha...


Eh I can't think of anything yet. Some story... Burn it if you like! Damn it..