A Demonic Bloodlust

A/N: Why is everyone in the village dying? Why is everyone who is alive blaming Naruto? It could be because of the weird way they died. Naruto feels like he is being framed and wants to know why. Find out in this bone-chilling mystery!

Don't worry, I will have a relation between ch. 1 and the story around ch.4 or ch.5.

DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN NARUTO OR ITS CHARATERS: (

Chapter 2: Naruto's Trip to the Ramen Stand

YYYYAAAWWWWNNN! "Man, I am tired!" shouted Naruto as he got out of bed. "I can't wait until Iruka-sensei takes me to the ramen stand!" Naruto's mouth started drooling as he thought of the steaming, tasty miso ramen. "I AM READY!"

"Shut up you stupid kid!" yelled a man from across the street. "People can hear you from the Hokage's place!"

"Say it again old man!" shouted Naruto as he walked up to his open window. "Come on, I dare you!" All the man did was retreat to his old liquor store. 'Loser,' thought Naruto. He then went to his closet and picked out his favorite orange jumpsuit for the day.

Minutes later, Naruto was walking down the main street toward the Ninja Academy to meet his former teacher. Suddenly, Iruka fell from the sky and right in front of Naruto. "Iruka-sensei, what happened?" screamed Naruto as Iruka slowly stood up.

"Oh, hey Naruto. Whatcha doing? Me? I'm flat broke and I just got kicked out of my apartment, I was kicked pretty hard if I landed here," muttered Iruka slowly as he fell forward, unconcious.

"Sensei! What do you mean you're broke? Does this mean no ramen today? Answer me!" cried Naruto as he fell to his knees and thought of a day with no ramen. 'I'M GONNA DIE!" thought Naruto sadly.

Later that day...

Naruto was sitting on a bench across the street from the restraunt, his stomach growling. 'Nothing can worse than this torture!' thought Naruto as he sighed. That's when he saw it, a sack of money. 'Must be my lucky day after all!' thought Naruto slyly as he reached for the bag. Out of nowhere, a kunai landed right where Naruto's hand would be in about two seconds. "What the...!" screamed Naruto as he withdrew his hand and saw the one responsible for the knife, Uchina Sasuke.

"Hey idiot, that is my money you are taking," said Sasuke coolly as he picked his bag up. "If you want to keep both hands, I'd stay away from other people's stuff."

"I'm not an idiot you baka! I'm Uzumaki Naruto, believe it!"

"Who cares? See ya!" Sasuke then dissappeared in a flash.

'Damn that asshole to hell! Now I have no money!' was all the young genin could think about as he went looking for more money.

As Naruto turned a street corner, he saw another bag of money. Naruto looked around before reaching for this one. 'JACKPOT!' yelled his mind as he grabbed the pouch. Suddenly, someone snatched the bag in such a quick movement, that Naruto thought the wind took the money. "What's going on?" shouted a startled Naruto. The person stopped and turned to face the young ninja. It was Rock Lee.

"Thanks for finding my allowance Naruto!" said Rock as he ran off from the angry genin.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'THANKS' FUZZY-BROWS!" yelled Naruto at the top of his lungs. "I FOUND THAT MONEY FAIR AND SQUARE! GOT THAT?" Rock Lee, who didn't hear the loudmouth (surprisingly), just kept running. 'Once again, I'm broke!'

Naruto, who was starting to get really pissed off, decided to go the to the local "Lost and Found" stand. When he got there, he saw seven money sacks that each had the same amount in them. He was about to choose one to take when Neji, Sakura, Shikamaru, Ino, Hinata, Ten-ten, and Chouji came up to the stand.

"Hey Naruto, have you seen our money pouches?" asked Sakura as the group approached him. "We lost them all you see?"

"WHAT? How do you lose seven bags filled with money!"

"I really don't know bu..." She stopped because she had spotted the sacks. "They're here guys!" she hollored. Everyone then went to find his or her money carrier. By the time Sakura and company were done, no money remained for Naruto.

'THIS ISN"T FAIR !' thought Naruto as he pouted all the way home. When he arrived at his apartment, he found an envolope with a check in it. "YES! It's my paper route paycheck!" exclaimed Naruto as he rushed for the bank.

"Next!" yelled the bank teller at the First Village Bank. Naruto, who was excited, ran up to the window and said, "I'd like to cash this check please."

"Sir, according to a new policy, we will need you sign these forms before you do that," explained the teller as she put a big stack of papers on the counter. 'Oh man!'

Hours later...

Naruto finally finished the paperwork, showed his ninja license, and recieved his money. "RAMEN, HERE I COME!" yelled the estatic boy. He ran until he was right in front of his favorite ramen stand. "Oh yummy yummy yummy, get in my tummy!" shouted the excited teen as he got closer to the diner. When he got up to the window, he saw the worst thing he could imagine, something that made his blood run cold. It... was... a... 'Closed' sign!

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" cried Naruto as he read the flier on the door. It said, 'This and all other ramen stands have been closed for today and tomorrow, due to the preparation of the genin tornament that will happen tomorrow. Thank you for being patient and come when we open again.'

Naruto was about to cry when he realized what the flier said. 'A tornament? Sounds fun!' he thought as he imagined fighting everyone. He then remembered his ramen problem. 'What am I going do? I'm STARVING! I have no access to ramen stands and I don't ha...' Naruto didn't finish his thought because he just realized that he had microwave ramen at home. 'Man! I didn't even have to leave home today, damn!' Naruto then went home and ate a small cup of ramen (he did this every other five minutes).

A/N: I was laughing when I wrote this, and I hope you enjoyed it as much as I enjoyed writing it! Don't worry, I will have a relation between ch.1 and the story in ch.4. Plz give me reviewz: )