DISCLAMER STUFF:
I WILL NEVER OWN YUGIOH! sob
NOTE: Okay, this story has two characters that are not from the series, Pandora, (yes, me) and my friend Darian. The story does not revolve around us, were just there to screw things up.
On rainy, dreary days in Domino, Japan, things seem to wind down to where there is almost no life in the usually busy streets. All of the street vendors close up shop to find shelter, all of the smart people retreat to their homes and even insane people get hauled off by the men in the funky white coats to find shelter from the torrental winter shower.
If you turn on Dice Street, and take a left at Queen of Hearts Road, you will find yourself in a peaceful neighborhood, were a young boy sat at his window, watching the rain bounce off of the window and down the sewer.
"What's wrong, Hikari?" a taller version of the boy spoke in a warm, caring tone, putting a transparant hand to his host's shoulder gently. "What is wrong? Are you concerned about a friend? Are you bored?" the taller figure asked his friend again.
"No." the small teen answered turning to Atemu. Yugi's hair was drooping in the moist room. "Well, actually..." Yugi began again, "My therapist is over-charging me again! He says he can help me with my 'problem'! I have no problems!" Yugi yelled his face turning red with rage- probobly induced by the lack of spikeyness in his hair. Atemu thought, completly ignoring the fact that his hikari began to twich violently, chanting, "heart of the cards!" over and over like a busted i-pod. Atemu just sighed and slapped Yugi with a fish, knocking the poor hormonaly deficiant child out cold.
"Tuna may have worked better..." Atemu mumbled to himself, taking a bite out of the raw fish. Don't ask him where he got it, I bet you wouldn't want to know where it's been...
IN SOME UN-IMPORTANT PLACE NORTH OF NO-WHERE...
Two girls with no love life sat a a computer messaging stupid stuff to each other, bored out of their minds. These girls, I'm sorry to say, were not right in the head. Here is how the conversation went:
Darian: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Pandora: PICKLES!
Darian: This is getting old. I'm bored.
Pandora: I agree. No, I got an idea! Let's go annoy someone!
Darian: I got a better idea! Let's go-
The girls kept typing about a game that seemed too good to be true. Their fingers went skittered across the keyboard like frantic mice scurring across the floor trying to avoid getting their heads snapped off by a trap. Both girls turned off the computer and started to pack all of their belongings. Pandora brought a pickle for good luck. Darian brought her pet hobo, Fred. He smelled very bad.
Atemu was bored. He called up Yugi's friends, all of them. Atemu even called Rare Hunter #1 and some guy he found in the phone book under "Duel Acadamy" named "Chazz". Atemu thought Chazz sounded a bit like "cheese"... Atemu liked cheese. And strip-clubs, but that's a story for another day. The decesed pharaoh sat calmly on the nice, leather sofa, waiting for some person to knock or ring the door bell. Atemu started to doze off untill he saw a huge explosion that completly obliterated the door. "Guys! Your here!" Atemu shouted as he went to hug his friends, but only saw two short figures in Super Man and Bat Man costumes. There also was a crouched hobo in a string bikini, glaring at Atemu. Atemu smelled the most foul oder he had ever sniffed coming from the hobo and fainted on sight.
OKAY, PLEASE RATE AND MESSAGE ME ON THIS ONE, CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISIM IS APPRICIATED!
