A/N: Since the two abduction aliens are British, some of the words may look misspelled, but they aren't. It's more for pronunciation than spelling.

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Chapter 26

The Long Chapter Of Chasing Doom! Part Two!

Blue smiled happily and replied to Zim, "Thank you, it is a good question, idnit?"

"Yes, very good question indeed! Where is that dog of yours?" Green continued and gazed down questioningly at Zim.

"Uh, I already told you, I don't know where Gir is," he answered for the second time.

"Are you sure?" Blue chided.

"Yes," Zim huffed.

"Are you really sure?" Green asked him as he put a claw on his hip.

"Yeah," Zim whined.

"Are you really, really sure you…"

"I said yes!" Zim screamed as he jumped up and down angrily with his fists clenched in raging fury.

"Hmm," Green said to himself, "He's not gonna' be tellin' us nothin' till we fuse him!" Green laughed happily as he danced in place with the roll of fusing strips and a box of juice in his claws. "We must fuse him immediately!"

"Yes, let the fusing begin! We'll see how long you hold out under our fusing methods!" Blue grinned down at Zim with a sinister gaze. "I'll hold him! Once we've fused you with the juice, we'll fuses you with the Earth weasel!"

"Oh! And this smelly boot I found under my bed!" Green added as he hefted up a large boot from seemingly out of nowhere.

"Yes, the boot as well! You'll not be able to remember what you once were once we're through with you! You'll be just like that pathetic blob creature. What's his name again?" Blue asked his comrade in stupidity.

"It's Bill, aint it?" Green asked.

"No, no, it's something like Willy."

"Wally!"

"No, no. It's not Wally. Uh… is it Chuck?"

"Oh, wait," Zim interrupted.

"Do you remember his name?"

"No," Zim said in a dramatic tone, "but um, Gir's right there, behind you!" He yelled and pointed a twisted claw behind the pair.

"Huh?" They both questioned as they turned around to see nothing there.

"Blast! He ran away again!" Blue said as he turned around. "Where'd he go, human?"

There was no answer.

"Hmm," Green said as he scratched his chin. "This seems awfly familiar."

They stood there for several moments, staring at the empty space that had, a few moments ago, been Zim's position trying to figure out what was happening. Then, suddenly, the heard the doors behind them slam shut.

"I'm starting to get the suspicion that this 'as 'appened befo'!" Green said as he stared at the doors.

"Me too."

Meanwhile, back on the planet's surface, Sora was just beginning to wake up from her sleep. Groggily, she threw back the covers and swung her feet over the edge and sat them on the warm floor. As she awoke and the fog of dreams slowly cleared from her head, the distant memory of Byron's request came drifting back to her. She paused for a moment to completely register it in her mind, and then walked into the kitchen.

"Holy shit I'm hungry!" She said as she rummaged through the cabinet, after getting herself a fresh soda from the fridge. "Hmmm. Breakfast cubes? Ew! Corny horns? No.

Lucky Relics? I think I'll pass. Coco-balls? Tempting…" Sora said to herself as she searched aimlessly for something to eat in the house. Little did she know, however, a small figured loomed behind her. It watched intently in its cold unfeeling gaze; waiting for the right moment to strike.

"Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii lady!" Gir shrieked as loudly as his little, more than likely, metal lungs would allow.

"AHH!" Sora screamed as she turned around; breakfast cereal flying across the room. She looked down at her vocal assailant.

"Guten tag, fräulein!" Gir chirped happily. He stood before her covered in medals. They hung from his chest. They hung from his neck. They even hung from his high, black boots. And upon Gir's head, sat a large black and gold helmet with a huge spike on the crown.

"Gir?" Sora questioned, "Where have you been?"

"Ich habe Urlaub in Europa gemacht!" He laughed and clicked his heels together.

"Gir, are you speeking German!"

"Ja!"

"Well, quit it! It's getting on my nerves!" She yelled and clenched her fists at the little Imperialistic robot terror before her.

The once mighty conqueror of Europe hung his head and said, "Okay, lady. I's is sorry."

"It's Sora! SORA! My name isn't lady! It's Sora! What are you doing Gir?" Sora continued yelling, albeit her futile attempts to calm down.

"I just finished conquerin' Europe, lady!" Gir declared happily and clicked his boot heels a second time.

After slapping her forehead, Sora looked at Gir and asked very slowly, "Gir, wanna show me around some of Zim's base?"

"Okay, but then we're getting tacos!" He said and looked up at her with his tongue poking out. "They didn't have tacos in Deutschland!"

Sora shivered slightly at the thought of such foods. Almost all Mexican food gave her terrible stomach problems, such as explosive diarrhea. "Well okay."

"Yay!" He suddenly snapped into attention and said, "Follow me, miss!"

Sora nodded and followed behind him consumed with interest and curiosity.

And so, the grand tour began. And the grand tour took four hours and fifteen minutes to complete.

Gir looked up at Sora with a look of accomplishment and shouted, "And that's how EVERYTHING works!"

She smiled as the corner of her mouth started to twitch. "Th-thanks...Gir! ... now..." She crossed her eyes and screamed, "WHERE'S THE NEAREST BATHROOM!"

Gir looked up at the angry girl in dire confusion, "What's a bathroom?"

Meanwhile, Zim finally stood on Earthling soil again. Behind him, the two aliens were hogtied and squirming on the ground. Their ship was in ruins.

"Wow, that was actually pretty easy!" Zim declared as he hefted Dib up onto his shoulder again.

"Yeah," Blue said, "That was pre'ie easy! I'm soooo impwessed!"

"So am I," Green said. "So am I." The pair struggled on the ground and a pathetic attempt to clap.

"I know, Zim is amazing. SO very amazing!" He yelled with his fist in the air.

"Oh, indeed!" The two said happily.

"Victory for Zim!" He laughed as he walked away from the smoldering wreckage. At one point, Dib began moving again, which lead to a fit of shrieking and a savage beating. Needless to say, Dib wasn't conscious long. And so, Zim set of, again, to finish his and Byron's ingeniously evil plans!

For some reason, Zim thought he could hear dramatic music playing from somewhere unseen.

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A/N: Yay! Another sub par chapter completed! Victory for me! For MEEE! Hahaha! cough Um, please review. I really like it when you review. I especially like the one about the clenched bowels. Oh, by the way, I had an IM chat with JCV! Hahahaha! I am so cool! But anyway, um, please review. More is coming! So walk for your lives! Walk! Walk while there's still time!

Translations: Because even I don't speak German. (No offense to my readers in Deutschland! Keep driving your VW's with pride! And staaaaay out of Poland! shakes finger sternly )

"Guten tag, fräulein!" – Good day, miss.

"Ich habe Urlaub in Europa gemacht!" – I've been on vacation in Europe!

"Ja!" – Yes.

(Warning: This German is probably not grammatically correct! Results may vary. Garantee void in Switzerland! If you encounter problems while using this German, please stop imediately and consult your doctor and/or physician!)