I'm dead."
"No, you're not."
"I'm having a really weird dream."
"Nope."
"I have taken drugs and am hallucinating that Griss has a son?"
"Nicky, you don't take drugs."
"Fine, then why does Grissom have a son?"
"Because when he was around 25 he had unprotected sex, got the girl pregnant and 9 months later Adam was born. Now, if we don't go now we will be late for assignments, move!" Sara said irritably and with that she grabbed Nick's arm and dragged him to the brake room.
The rest of the team where there when they arrived, bar Grissom and Adam.
"Where is Gil? It's not like him to be late." Catherine asked looking up from her magazine once they where all seated.
"I'm right behind you Cath." Grissom said from the doorway, Adam standing behind him. Stepping inside Grissom told Adam to take a seat next to Sara. Everyone but Sara was starring at him, making him feel a little nervous. He shot a glance at Sara.
"Don't worry Adam, they starred at me too, they will get used to once you are introduced." She added pointedly looking at Grissom.
"Oh, right, well Adam this is Catherine Willows, Warrick Brown, Nick Stokes, you know Sara, Greg Sanders and Sofia Curtis. Everyone this is our new coroner, Adam Grissom." Grissom stated pointing to each of them in turn.
"Hello, nice to finally meet you all." He was met by silence. Everyone had stopped what they where doing and were now starring at Grissom. Cath was the first to speak, as usual.
"Gil, you never said you had any siblings."
"I don't." Grissom stated, looking at Catherine a little oddly.
"Well," Catherine explained patiently but sarcastically, putting her magazine down, "why is your nephew here?"
"Ohh, Adam is not my nephew, he is my son." Even more silence met this new comment; everyone was now looking between the two Grissom's, the video Greg had been playing left unattended.
"Your what? Gil, you don't have a son, not one that would be this old anyway!" Cath nearly screamed jumping up.
"Hey, I'm not that old! I'm only 25." Adam tried to protest, glancing at Sara for help but she was trying so hard not to laugh she couldn't speak.
"Catherine, Adam is my son, now back to work-"
"Don't you dare drop something like that and then change the subject! Since when have you had a son? Who is he? Where is his mother? You were never married! Do you have a daughter out there somewhere as well?"
"Cath, calm down." Said Warrick for the first time in minutes. He had seemed to come out of shock and the others where soon following, but still looking a little wary of Adam.
Grissom sighed and looked at Cath knowing he wouldn't be getting anywhere without answering her questions.
"I have had a son for 25 years, his name is Adam Grissom, his mother was my best friend in college and she died ten years ago, no I was never married and I don't believe I have a daughter, nor another son around but if I find out you shall be the first to know." he turned to Sara. "Sara, can you take Adam down to autopsy and show him where everything is? Thanks. Now, assignments." He finished turning to the others.
Adam and Sara quietly left, leaving an annoyed Grissom, a fuming Catherine and four very confused co-workers.