With apologies to the character of Garrett Miller from the animated series 'Extreme Ghostbusters' for stealing his quip to use as my title.
"Vegetarian: Native American definition for 'lousy hunter'."
It wasn't a T-shirt this time, though; it was a bumper sticker, with a little note that said he could use it on his motorcycle.
"Oh, they're just begging for it this time," Marik whispered as he watched his hikari's eyes go buggy. He thought it made him look cute, actually, but he wasn't quite insane enough to tell Malik that.
"Are they forgetting my Ghouls?" Malik demanded furiously. "Do they want me to kill them?"
"Who was it this time?" Marik asked. "I hear everybody's gotten in on this – Tristan even went after Noah."
Momentarily distracted from his righteous fury by this piece of…weird…information, Malik asked, "Huh? What for? Specifically, I mean?"
Marik snickered. "Remember, he got his body stolen and his consciousness ended up in a robotic monkey? Yugi told us about it after the whole Egypt thing when were catching up on everything that had happened."
Face scrunching up in confusion – which Marik also thought looked cute, but wouldn't say anything for the previous reason given – Malik asked, "How in Ra's name did he accomplish that? I thought Noah was trapped in a computer."
Marik shrugged. "He said something about being a 'hacker'." He pouted prettily – well, it actually looked slightly scary to anyone who mistook the lust in his eyes for insanity, but that's beside the point – and asked, "But I don't understand, hikari, what does carving people up with knives have to do with computers?"
Malik heaved a heavy sigh. He really wished Marik knew more about the modern world – and that he wasn't the one stuck teaching him. Honestly, was it his fault that Marik had first appeared when he was eight, and thus had almost no knowledge of the world beyond that point in time?
Well…yes, it was his fault, since Marik first appeared because Malik himself had gotten so angry. But, anyway, back to the matter at hand: "I'll explain later. Right now I have to think up the appropriate revenge for whoever sent this."
"When you find out who it is, can I help?" Marik asked eagerly.
Malik smirked. Two psychos were always more evil than one, after all. "Sure, 'Ri, you can help me get the stupid idiots."
"Why are you so sure they're stupid?" Marik asked. "I mean, they were smart enough not to give this to you in person, after all."
Malik huffed. "Because they didn't even bother to get their facts straight. I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants!"
Rolling his eyes, Marik just snorted. "Sure. Uh-huh…"
Malik growled.