Sassy: OMG, we got two reviews!
Tom: (blinks) So? It's not that big of a deal.
Sassy: Our first reviews . . . (sighs happily)
Angry Kitty: GUESS WHAT! I WROTE THIS WHOOOOOOLE CHAPTER! (giggles insanely)
Sassy: Just like Tom wrote the first chapter!
Angry Kitty: MINE'S FUNNIER! AND LONGER, TOO!
Tom: (?) Why are you talking in capital letters?
Angry Kitty: I DUNNO!
Tom: And besides, the first chapter was more of an introduction than anything.
Sassy: Aaaaaaaand . . . onto to Chapter Two of: Lost in Furuba!
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CHAPTER TWO!
It was a normal day at the Sohma household.
"DAMN RAT!" Kyo snarled, sliding the front door open with a bang, stomping out angrily. Fretfully, Tohru shuffled out afterwards, Yuki by her side. Shigure stood in the doorway and waved cheerfully.
"Have a good day at school!" he called.
"Up yours!" One guess who it was.
Shigure pouted. "Aw, Kyo, that was rude." (Tom: Damn and I thought was Tohru. Okay back to the story.)
"Bye Shigure!" Tohru called waving at him.
But, before the three had a chance to even go anywhere, five girls appeared out of nowhere. They were all arguing.
"What the hell?"
"Get off me Nonie!"
"Ow! Someone stepped on my foot!"
They continued to argue until the tallest one looked up and saw Shigure, she began to scream.
The brunette with the blue eyes looked up and shouted, "WHAT IS IT NOW KAITLYN?"
Kaitlyn silent with shock pointed at him. The others also looked up.
IIIIIIIIIII
"Oh crap," Rachel said.
The girls, if at all possible, were more shocked to see them.
"Is that . . ." Brittany said not taking her eyes off Kyo.
Rachel nodded and said, "Uh-huh"
"And that means that the watch . . ."
"Yep"
"That's just great," Samantha said sarcastically.
"What're the odd of THIS!" Kaitlyn asked, awed.
"Who the hell are you?" Kyo said.
"Um . . . HUDDLE!" Rachel yelled and they all got into a circle.
The others continued to stare at them in wonder as the girls become to talk all at once.
"What are we going to do."
"How the hell are we going to explain this?"
"I got it!" Brittany shouted to the other girls. "Just follow my lead." She turned to Kyo, Yuki, Tohru, and Shigure.
"We're . . ." she started off dramatically, ". . . from the future!"
Rachel pulled her back into the huddle, "What the hell?"
"It's the only way to explain how we know who they are and plus, we already know what's going to happen to them," Brittany explained.
"Ohh . . ." the girls all said. They all turned back to Yuki, Kyo, Tohru, and Shigure and nodded.
"Prove it!" Kyo said to they girls.
Rachel began fiddling with her watch.
"We know all your secrets," Brittany said, "LIKE YOU!" she pointed to Kyo, as everyone stared at him. "When you take off that bracelet, you don't turn a cool praying-mantis, easter bunny hybrid that reeks like something dead that looks like a monster-cat-thingy, you turn into… A WOMEN!" everyone gasped.
Samanthawalked over to Brittany and whispered in her ear, "You idiot! That was off of a fanfiction!"
"Oops," she replied.
Kyo walked over and hissed "How the hell did you know about that?" Kaitlyn, Shigure, and Zoe began to giggle furiously.
"ARE YOU ALL ON CRACK!" Rachel screamed, going unnoticed by the rest of them.
"I told you fool! Were from the future!" Brittany said.
Kaitlyn, Zoe,and Shigure began rolling on the floor laughing.
"AND YOU!" Brittany pointed at Shigure accusingly. He stopped laughing and looked up at her.
"You sing songs about high school girls in your head!" Everyone gasped again.
"Let's all go inside before too much is revealed," Shigure said nervously as everyone walked inside.
Once inside, Rachel continued to try and fix the watch. Brittany looked around and began laughing.
"What?" Katlyn asked.
"I just noticed. You're anime!" she continued to laugh.
Zoe picked up a mirror. "Uh Brittany . . . So are you" she held up the mirror.
"NOOOOO!" Brittany wailed, "Hey, actually, I look kind of cute."
"What the hell are you talking about!" Kyo said
"Even if we told you, you wouldn't believe us," Rachel said speaking for the first time.
"Try us" Yuki said.
"Well, how do I put this, we're actually suppose to be 3D," Samantha said.
Tohru and Shigure looked at each other and began to laugh. "Looked around, we are in 3D!"Shigure said.
"Oh, well then I can't explain it," Samantha said hopelessly.
"I GOT IT!" Rachel said as the watch began to spark again. Everyone grabbed her wrist and they disappeared.
The house was silent fora moment.
"What the fuck!"
END
Angry Kitty: I DID IT!
Tom: And it wasn't that bad, either!
Kyo: . . . (glare)
Sassy: What is it this time, you pissy bitch!
Kyo: DON'T CALL ME A PISSY BITCH, YOU STUPID HORSE! And you!
Angry Kitty: It wasn't me, I swear it!
Kyo: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU MEAN, I DON'T TURN INTO A GIRL!
Sassy: (shakes head) He's in denial. Kyo, quit being such a pissy bi-I mean, difficult muse (sneers). Do your duty.
Kyo: NO!
Tom: FINE! Special thanks go out to EverD and Machi Kuragi for reviewing. You guys rock!
Angry Kitty: Now review, of a TEREDACTYLE WILL POOP ON YOU HEAD!
Tom: SHUT THE FUCK UP! (throws a brick at her head) Now, click the purple button for us. You know you waaaaannnaaaaa.( ; P)