-- Don't worry, I haven't gone mad. To tell the truth, I went mad a long time ago. But I still don't know how I came up with this. Maybe it's because I have too much caffeine in my blood or something. This story tells us that Bakura is very narrow-minded.
--Note: I came up with this solely because my family is very caffeinated. My dad loves all Coke, and so does my mom... I just steal some from the fridge, and my brothers love caffeine, because it keeps them hyper. (Although I believe they can be hyper without caffeine too.

---Bakura stared at the can of coke light he was holding. Then he shifted his gaze to the bottle of coke light he was holding in his other hand. "Ryou!" he turned to his left and

screamed.Into Ryou's ear. "Ouch..." Ryou murmured as he picked himself off the floor. Bakura has a lot of lung power, you know. "Yes, Bakura? What's wrong?" He asked

Bakura. Bakura asked Ryou, "Why is there a bottle and a scrap metal of coke? And is it really that light?" Bakura picked up a can of normal coke. Then he shook the can of coke

light. "Doesn't feel very different to me..." Ryou corrected Bakura, "The 'light' means that it has no sugar in it, Bakura."

---"Huh? Yeah, well, I knew that," Bakura muttered. "Then the no sugar makes it lighter? Or does that mean that it makes it glow. It's not lighting up, Ryou, you mortals come up

with the most stupid names. Why not something that actually means what it's called?"

---"Like?" Ryou picked a 100 Plus.

---"I don't know, maybe... Coke With No Sugar?" Bakura grumbled. "Maybe, but it doesn't sound interesting, does it?" Ryou giggled.(A/N: Ryou handles Bakura pretty well, doesn't he?)

---"Yes it does, I made it up, remember?"

---"Okay, anything. Please pick one, and let's go, Bakura."

---Bakura shook his head and stubbornly stuck his heels into the floor. "So that means that people will be less hyper when they drink Coke With No Sugar?"

---"It's Coke Light, Bakura, and what do you mean less hyper?" Ryou looked so very puzzled. "Well, people get hyper when they consume caffeine and sugar, right?" Bakura explained to Ryou the same way he would explain to a 4-year-old he was fond of.(A/N: Otherwise he would scream at Ryou, right?)

---"Only when they take in too much."

---"So this Coke-" Bakura shook the normal can of Coke,"-has both sugar and caffeine, andCoke With NoSugar has only sugar, right?"

---Ryou nodded. "I get your point, but Coke Light was created for people who want to drink Coke but still not put on weight, not for people who want to be less hyper."

---Bakura shook his head. "Ah, that's where you're wro-" He was cut off by Ryou tugging on his ear. "Let's go already, Bakura," he said impatiently, and started pulling him to the

exit.

---Bakura had just enough time to swipe a Root Beer, a Ginger Beer and a Tiger Beer. "Pay for these too, Ryou, I want to examine these; What the difference

is between Root Beer, Tiger Beer and Ginger Beer," he told Ryou.

---Ryou shook his head with exasperation. "Very well. But you won't get any results,"he sighed.

---"No, I know it will work," Bakura replied. Deep down in his heart, he knew that Coke Light was for parents who wanted their Coke drinking children to be less hyper.

-But if that's so, then why does Coke Light still have caffeine in it? Shouldn't they take the caffeine out as well?-
--There you go, a soft drink/flavoured drink committed fanfiction... Read to review, people. Read and review my other stories too, if you can.
--Next Story: The truth about beer.--
-Happy reading!

Signed, Kou On.