Follow/Fav The Clothes Make The Spirit
By: Amarin Rose
Pairings: R-B, Y-Y, M-M, Seto-Joey, Duke-Tristan, Mai-Tea, Mokuba-Serenity, Weevil-Rex, Isis-Shadi Summary: The gift that keeps on annoying: really funny T-shirt slogans that have been Egyptianized, and cause some -- okay, a lot -- of trouble.
Rated: Fiction M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 110 - Words: 40,183 - Reviews: 903 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 154 - Updated: Mar 18, 2006 - Published: Apr 28, 2004 - id: 1838952
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< Prev 1. Unwanted Gifts 2. Calming 3. Guts As Garters 4. Gay Apparel 5. Computer Crank Call 6. Revenge Is A Dish Best Served 7. Eyes To See, Or Not, As The Case May Be 8. Boys Wanna Have Fun, Too 9. Zero To Sex In Point 5 Seconds 10. Payback: The Next Generation 11. As If! 12. Man's Best Friend 13. Bugged Out 14. Sea Hunt 15. Best Case Scenario 16. Romance: Yami Style 17. Predictions Of The Present 18. Age Equals Wisdom And Sneakiness 19. Pot Kettle Black 20. So Many Frogs, So Few Pharaohs 21. Life, Death, And Other Learning Experien... 22. Have Some Fun With The Force 23. Dumb And Dumber 24. Good Girls Gone Bad 25. Man Without Clothes, Or Shame 26. Who Pranked Noah Kaiba? 27. Sisters Want To Do It For Themselves 28. Mokuba Kaiba, In The Library, With The C... 29. Dino Might! 30. Stupid Is As Stupid Does 31. Tee Shirts Of Friendship, Or Not 32. Yamis, Psychos, And Other Assorted Freak... 33. Extra Stupid Psychic 34. Paradoxical Rhymes 35. Share The Insanity 36. Don't Worry, Be Stupid! 37. Sand, Surf, Sun, Sex 38. Young Dogs, Old Habits 39. Winning Isn't Everything, But Losing Suc... 40. Very Willing Sacrifices 41. The Future May Not Be Sexy, But Shadi Is... 42. Three Cheers For Jeers 43. Two Bitches Are Better Than One 44. Ignorance Is Bliss 45. Plotting In Cyberspace 46. King Of Games, Court Jester Of Pranks 47. Diamond In The Very Rough 48. Size Only Matters If You Are A Lousy Arg... 49. All He Had To Do Was Ask 50. Omniscience Can Be Boring 51. Too Much Revenge Is A Good Thing 52. Variety Is The Spice Of Sex 53. Spoils Of The Good Life 54. Non Compos Mentos Doesn't Necessarily Me... 55. As Brainless As A Barbie Doll As Oversex... 56. Sexy Eye For The Hikari Guy 57. D'oh! Nuts 58. The Evil Of Misunderstandings 59. Shag A Delic, Baby! 60. Make Noise, Not War 61. The Older You Are, The Less You Understa... 62. Mokuba The Brave And The Not So Cowardly... 63. Warring Lovers 64. Bad Ass Toys Aren't Just For Boys 65. Wasn't The Pharaoh Also Called Morning S... 66. Anger Management For The Sexually Frustr... 67. I Plan To Be Spontaneous Tomorrow Today ... 68. The Few, The Furred, the Forgotten 69. The Importance Of Love 70. Killing My Enemies Sexily 71. Digitized Male Seeks Computer Geek For C... 72. Whiners Always Prosper 73. The Right Bait 74. The Two, Who Are Demented, And Insane 75. Men Run The World, But Women Rule The Un... 76. The Good, The Bad, And The Not So Dead 77. Run This Way 78. Bad To The Bone, And The Bed, And Beyond 79. Fuzzy Wuzzy Was A Bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy Had ... 80. Too Much Of A Good Thing Is A Good Thing 81. The Bored 82. Expenses And Consequences 83. Copying The Cat 84. High And Mighty Pharaohs And The Hikaris... 85. Win, Lose, Or Revenge 86. Change Is Good 87. Sic 'Em, Mokuba! 88. Let Prickly Hikaris Lie 89. Creative Wrapping 90. Toys In Bishounenland 91. Gelled Perfection 92. The Truth Hurts 93. Love And Preferences 94. Dog Fights 95. Bad Advice For Pathetic Duelists 96. Two's Company, Three's Insane 97. Sex As A Weapon 98. Liking, Loving, Lusting 99. The Bitch Is Back 100. Never Piss Off An Intelligent Dragon 101. Crime Gets You Laid 102. The Last Thing To Forget 103. Double The Trouble 104. Body By Mattel, Brain By MENSA 105. Cyber Siblings And Real Life Romances 106. The Long And The Short Of It 107. Lacking And Lusting 108. Commonalities 109. There Was A Yami Who Shot A Fly 110. Small But Deadly Outwit Bigger Is Better Next >
Eyes To See…Or Not, As The Case May Be
'Beauty is in the eye of the beholder – and I'm holding yours.'
"Croquet!" Pegasus shouted.
He heard the sound of fast-paced walking, and then a tall dark-haired man entered the room. "Yes, Master Pegasus?" his obsequious minion asked.
"Who allowed this…piece of filth …past my security and into the castle?" Pegasus demanded, waving the note that had accompanied the innocuous paper-wrapped parcel containing…the shirt .
The shirt which had brought up a very painful – both mentally and physically – fact of his existence, and which he now wanted to find the sender of.
So he could kill him, slowly and painfully.
Or maybe just dress him up in a Funny Bunny costume so he could have someone to…play…with.
"Well?" Pegasus demanded imperiously when Croquet remained ominously silent.
"I…ah, it was me, Master Pegasus," Croquet said, sweat starting to bead up on his forehead.
Pegasus hissed a sigh. "Find out who sent this…this… Just found out who sent it!" he commanded, and smiled ferally as he watched Croquet nod and scuttle away.
"It is so hard to find good help these days," he moaned, dropping back down into his chair and picking up his glass of wine. Oh, yes, Croquet was eager to please – too eager, sometimes – but he wasn't all that smart, and he had no backbone.
Pausing in mid-sip, he smiled. Croquet's subservience had given him an idea. A fiendishly clever idea of how he could exact his revenge.
He would kill the sender; Croquet could dress up in the Funny Bunny costume. The idiot would probably enjoy it…and so would he.
< Prev 1. Unwanted Gifts 2. Calming 3. Guts As Garters 4. Gay Apparel 5. Computer Crank Call 6. Revenge Is A Dish Best Served 7. Eyes To See, Or Not, As The Case May Be 8. Boys Wanna Have Fun, Too 9. Zero To Sex In Point 5 Seconds 10. Payback: The Next Generation 11. As If! 12. Man's Best Friend 13. Bugged Out 14. Sea Hunt 15. Best Case Scenario 16. Romance: Yami Style 17. Predictions Of The Present 18. Age Equals Wisdom And Sneakiness 19. Pot Kettle Black 20. So Many Frogs, So Few Pharaohs 21. Life, Death, And Other Learning Experien... 22. Have Some Fun With The Force 23. Dumb And Dumber 24. Good Girls Gone Bad 25. Man Without Clothes, Or Shame 26. Who Pranked Noah Kaiba? 27. Sisters Want To Do It For Themselves 28. Mokuba Kaiba, In The Library, With The C... 29. Dino Might! 30. Stupid Is As Stupid Does 31. Tee Shirts Of Friendship, Or Not 32. Yamis, Psychos, And Other Assorted Freak... 33. Extra Stupid Psychic 34. Paradoxical Rhymes 35. Share The Insanity 36. Don't Worry, Be Stupid! 37. Sand, Surf, Sun, Sex 38. Young Dogs, Old Habits 39. Winning Isn't Everything, But Losing Suc... 40. Very Willing Sacrifices 41. The Future May Not Be Sexy, But Shadi Is... 42. Three Cheers For Jeers 43. Two Bitches Are Better Than One 44. Ignorance Is Bliss 45. Plotting In Cyberspace 46. King Of Games, Court Jester Of Pranks 47. Diamond In The Very Rough 48. Size Only Matters If You Are A Lousy Arg... 49. All He Had To Do Was Ask 50. Omniscience Can Be Boring 51. Too Much Revenge Is A Good Thing 52. Variety Is The Spice Of Sex 53. Spoils Of The Good Life 54. Non Compos Mentos Doesn't Necessarily Me... 55. As Brainless As A Barbie Doll As Oversex... 56. Sexy Eye For The Hikari Guy 57. D'oh! Nuts 58. The Evil Of Misunderstandings 59. Shag A Delic, Baby! 60. Make Noise, Not War 61. The Older You Are, The Less You Understa... 62. Mokuba The Brave And The Not So Cowardly... 63. Warring Lovers 64. Bad Ass Toys Aren't Just For Boys 65. Wasn't The Pharaoh Also Called Morning S... 66. Anger Management For The Sexually Frustr... 67. I Plan To Be Spontaneous Tomorrow Today ... 68. The Few, The Furred, the Forgotten 69. The Importance Of Love 70. Killing My Enemies Sexily 71. Digitized Male Seeks Computer Geek For C... 72. Whiners Always Prosper 73. The Right Bait 74. The Two, Who Are Demented, And Insane 75. Men Run The World, But Women Rule The Un... 76. The Good, The Bad, And The Not So Dead 77. Run This Way 78. Bad To The Bone, And The Bed, And Beyond 79. Fuzzy Wuzzy Was A Bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy Had ... 80. Too Much Of A Good Thing Is A Good Thing 81. The Bored 82. Expenses And Consequences 83. Copying The Cat 84. High And Mighty Pharaohs And The Hikaris... 85. Win, Lose, Or Revenge 86. Change Is Good 87. Sic 'Em, Mokuba! 88. Let Prickly Hikaris Lie 89. Creative Wrapping 90. Toys In Bishounenland 91. Gelled Perfection 92. The Truth Hurts 93. Love And Preferences 94. Dog Fights 95. Bad Advice For Pathetic Duelists 96. Two's Company, Three's Insane 97. Sex As A Weapon 98. Liking, Loving, Lusting 99. The Bitch Is Back 100. Never Piss Off An Intelligent Dragon 101. Crime Gets You Laid 102. The Last Thing To Forget 103. Double The Trouble 104. Body By Mattel, Brain By MENSA 105. Cyber Siblings And Real Life Romances 106. The Long And The Short Of It 107. Lacking And Lusting 108. Commonalities 109. There Was A Yami Who Shot A Fly 110. Small But Deadly Outwit Bigger Is Better Next >
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