Sassy: Guess who's back?
Angry Kitty: Back again?
Sassy: CCG's back!
Angry Kitty: Tella friend!
Tom: You guys are idiots.
Sassy/Angry Kitty: WE KNOW!
Tom: (sigh) Welcome to Chapter Three. Enjoy.
Angry Kitty: Or die.
Tom: WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT THREATENING PEOPLE!
Angry Kitty: I'M SORRY!
Disclaimer: CuteCrittersGang does not own Furuba. Sue and we will bite you.
CHAPTER THREE!
Tohru pushed Akito away from Yuki, that frightened look still in his eyes.
POOF!
The same five girls reappeared, all holding the watch.
"Hey you're those girls from the future," said Yuki, suddenly forgetting what was going on, and ignoring Akito.
"Maaybe,"Nonie said suspiciously.
"Aaaaaaand you're Akito!" said Kaitlyn brightly, pointing at the young man.
"No I am not! Never address me as Akito! I AM GOD I SAY! GOD!"
"If you're God, did you hear us talk crap about you all those times?" Brittany asked nervously.
"Well I . . . you see . . . ummm . . . Of course I did! Because that's what gods do, they hear people talking. . . a lot," Akitoreplied, just asnervously.
"Riiight. . ." Rachel said grinning.
"What the hell is going on?" Haru demanded, walking in on the scene suddenly, Kyo by his side.
Nonie's eyes widened when she saw Haru. "COW!" she yelled and hugged him. With a poof, he transformed.
"AWWWW," the girlscooed, staring at him.
"How did she know I turn into a cow?" Haru asked, sounding only mildlyshocked.
"THIS IS UNNACCEPTABLE!" Akito shrieked, and was promptly ignored.
"We're from the future, sowe know your family secret," Samantha explained.
" . . . That's kind of stupid,"Haru said calmly.
"Thank you!" Rachel yelled suddenly, "That's what I've been saying!"
"Um . . . no you haven't," Kaitlyn pointed out.
"Oh, shut up!"
Akito had his oh-so-scary-I'm-head-of-the-Sohma-family-face on. "CALL HATORI!" he shrieked, permanently damaging the ears of everyone in the vicinity.
"WHO'S WHISTLING!" Nonie screamed, not noticing how loud she was being.
"Oooooh, hell no," Brittany growled, grabbing the other girls before smacking Rachel's wrist into Akito's temple, silencing him and causing the watch to start sparking. "I LIKE my memories!"
The five dissappeared, thye last thing they heard was Nonie's despaired cry of: "COOOOOW!"
Kyo and Yuki were left with a shocked Tohru, a transformed Haru, and an unconcious Akito.
" . . . Well, shit."
IIIIIIIIIII (Sassy: I wuz gonna end it here, but that would've been too short.)
"You better shut your mouth before I knock it off you face," Kyo growled, his hand bunching up the collar of Hiro's shirt.
"Go ahead, big man. I'll just have you charged with child abuse." Hiro sneered back, not at all fazed.
"Why you-!" Kyo was interupted by the sound of a loud poof. (Who didn't see that one coming?)
"NOOOOOOOOOOO, COOOOOOOOOOW!" Zoe wailed, dropping to her knees. Kaitlyn patted her back sympathetically.
"Oh, God, it's you," Kyo sighed, dropping Hiro.
"How rude," Samantha pouted, a dead mimic of Ayame.
"And who are THEY!" Hiro asked, alarmed.
"Oh, we're just some girls from the future. We know your secret, by the by," Rachel said, whipping out a screwdriver and fiddling with the watch.
"Oh, because THAT'S so believeable. They're probably lying, just trying to blackmail us," Hiro said scathingly.
"Shut you little sheep-boy before I beat your face in!" Brittany said angrily. (Brittany has always hated Hiro because he's such a little whiney punk).
"Why should I? I don't have to listen to you, you're not the boss of me," Hiro replied.
"This isn't going to turn out good," Katlyn said ducking as Rachel and Samantha leapt to try and stop Brittany from beating the crap out of Hiro. Hiro screamed and ran behind Kyo.
"What the heck?" Kyo yelled.
"I HATE HIM! HE NEEDS TO DIE!" Brittany yelled, breaking free and somehow pouncing on Hiro. It took Rachel, Samantha, Kaitlyn, and Kyo to pull her off.
Unfortunately, the watch decided to act up again. Kyo let go as if burned, and Kaitlyn managed to grab the still-sobbing Nonie as they disappeared.
Kyo looked at the beat-up/unconcious Hiro.
"And THAT would be karma, you little punk."
END
Sassy: My first chapter. EVER!
Angry Kitty: Mine was better.(sulks)
Sassy: NO IT WASN'T!
Angry Kitty: YOU WANNA START SOMETHIN'!
Sassy: BRING IT! (starts fighting)
Tom: (sigh) Oh, well. Special thanks goes out to Chris73 for reviewing. The only one who did. (cries)
Kyo: At least someone did.
Tom: STFU! No one ASKED you!
Kyo: Meep! (hides)
Tom: Now please-
Angry Kitty: (holding Sassy in a headlock) REVIEW OR WE WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND MUG YOU! AND STEAL YOUR MONEY!
Tom: (pulls out a rifle) What was that! (cocks)
Angry Kitty: Um . . . that was me NOT threatening the readers?
Tom: It better not've been. (puts rifle away) Now review, and I'll give yousome chocolate!
Sassy/Angry Kitty: (pounces on Tom) CHOCOLATE!