Angry Kitty: WE'RE . . .ALIVE!
Sassy: Back from the dead, yes we are.
Tom: we weren't gone THAT long!
Kyo: WILL YOU JUST UPDATE ALREADY! I kinda like this chapter!
CuteCrittersGang: GASP!
Sassy: WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH KYO!
Kyo: HEY, I ONLY LIKE IT 'CAUSE-
Angry Kitty: NOOOOOO! (tackles, there is an orange poof, and now there are TWO cats!)
Kyo: WHAT THE HELL!
Angry Kitty: You were about to reveal the plot!
Tom: Do the Disclaimer and we'll get to it!
Kyo: FINE! These three freaks don't own Fruits Basket. and that's a good thing, because if they did, fanfics like THIS might became reality/
Sassy: OH, THE HORROR!
Tom: Actually, that'd be a good thing.
Sassy: OH, THE JOY!
Angry Kitty: Speaking of, please enjoy:
Chapter 4
"Wow that was our shortest trip yet… what gives?" Kaitlyn asked.
"I dunno, but it looks like we'll be here for a while," Rachel said, contemplating the watch.
"Since when are you the expert on all of this!" Samanthaasked snootily.
"Since I built and designed it, duh," Rachel replied.
"Hey, I helped you build it!" Brittany said defensively.
"And Nonie and I helped you design it, so don't even go there!" Kaitlyn shouted, Nonie nodding her agreement.
They continued to argue until somebody came up behind them and tapped Samantha on the shoulder.
"Where did you guys come from?" a boy asked in wonder.
The girls turned around and realized that they were in a classroom. And not just any classroom, but Yuki, Kyo, and Tohru's class.
"Well actually, they're from the future!" Yuki said in a matter-of-fact way.
The class began to giggle when the president of the Prince Yuki Fan Club fell to her knees and wailed.
"NOOO, THE PRINCE HAS BECOME MENTALLY ILL!"
But who listens to her anyway?
"No, no, Yuki's right, I've seen these girls twice before. He's telling the truth," Tohru said and Kyo nodded.
"Yep, and if you don't believe us, than you shall FEEL OUR WRATH!" Kaitlyn shouted as Rachel pulled her into a huddle.
"What exactly is our wrath? We don't have any powers!" Zoe whined to Kaitlyn.
"Yes, butTHEY don't know that!Plus, they stopped questioning us," Kaitlyn said, sounding proud.
"Ohhhhh…" the girls all said, standing up straight.
Out of nowhere, Samantha suddenly began to sniff the air.
"What the hell are you doing?"Brittany asked, looking at Samantha as though she were crazy.
"Don't you small that?" she said as she continued to sniff the air. "It's that smelly smell that smells . . . smelly."
Nonie screeched, "AHHH! SHE'S SPEAKING IN TONGUES!"
"Nooo, it's just SpongeBob," Kaitlyn reassured her, before her eyes nearly bugged out of her head. "Oh, shit, that is tongues! AHH!"
"What are youTALKING about? Are you high, or just going crazy, because they have medication for both of those," Rachel said, still staring at Samantha.
"No, I smell it too . . . I think it's chocolate," Brittany said as she, too, began to sniff the air. All of the girl's eyes widened at the sound of the word "chocolate."
"Happy Valentines Day Kyo-Kyo, I bought you some chocolate," a girl said to Kyo, holding out a prettily wrapped package. Before she even got a chance to give it to him, the girls all pounced, aiming for the chocolate. The poor girl screamed, dropped the chocolate, and ran away. The girls began to fight over it.
"FIGHT!" one student yelled, as everyone gathered around to watch the 'future girls' fight over chocolate.
Slowly, Rachel backed out of the fight, the chocolatein hand. Unfortunately, this caused the others to stop fighting. Brittany had Sammy pinned to the ground, caught in act of punching Samantha with her fist pulled back, while Kaitlyn had Nonie in a head-lock. Rachel immediately threw the chocolate at Kyo and pointed an accusing finger at him while shouting, "BLAME HIM!"
The girls were all reaching for it when he yanked it back and said, "Ah ah ah, first calm down and sit." The girls did so, not breaking eye contact with the chocolate.
"Oh my gosh! How did you do that?" on student asked, awed.
Ignoring him, Kyo knelt before them, waving the chocolate tantalizing. Their eyes never wavered from it.
"You waaant it?" he crooned, smirking. In unison, they nodded.
Kyo pulled out four more boxes.
"Where the hell did you get all those?" Uo half yelled, silent up until now.
"Stole them from Yuki," Kyo said dismissively. The fan girls all gasped.
"I don't care, I don't even like chocolate," Yuki said nonchalantly, shrugging.
"WHAT! HOW DID WE NOT KNOW THIS!" a random fangirl shrieked.
"What? You didn't know? I thought it was, like, your job to stalk me?" Yuki asked.
Uo stared at him. "Did you just say 'like'?"
"Oh, the horror," Hanajima muttered softly, almost inaudibly
"We have failed," the president sobbed into her hands.
Rolling his eyes, Kyo turned his attention back to the girls, who were still sitting there.
"I'll give you all the chocolate you want,IF you protect me," Kyo said as everyone continued to stare.
"Wait a second; you're Kyo, why would you need OUR protection?" Katlyn asked scathingly.
"Stupid, it's Valentines Day," Rachel said to her.
"So?"
"KAGURA, YOU DUMB FUCK! Jeeze you're such an idiot," Rachel answered.
Kaitlyn and Nonie (who had been wondering the same thing)both blinked. "Ohhhh, riiiight."
"Yes, so, will you help me or not?" Kyo asked.
They stood in silence for a moment before Rachel called "HUDDLE!" and they all got into the huddle once again.
Kyo rolled his eyes and impatiently waited for them to finish.
"I think we should ask him for twice as much."
"Can we even beat Kagura!"
"He's giving us as much as we want, how can we ask fortwice of that?"
"We're asking him anyway!"
"Waaaait . . . twice as much of as much as we want . . . YOU'RE CONFUSING ME!"
"Even if we can't beat Kagura, Brittany'sevil side can!"
The girls all looked up at Brittany, who was playing with her lighter and cackling. Breaking apart Rachel began to speak.
"Give us twice as much chocolate as you were originally going to, as well as chocolate chip ice cream, and we've got ourselves a deal!"
"Oooohh, ice cream, bet you didn't see that one coming!" Brittany squealed.
"Uh, neither did YOU," Kaitlyn remarked bluntly.
"I . . . argh . . . you . . . SHUT UP!"
Nodding, Rachel and Kyo shook hands.
"Deal."
They all walked out of the class, oblivious to the strange looks they were receiving. When they reached the front of the school, they immediately saw Kagura.
She turned around gracefully and said in a very innocent voice, "Kyo?"
"Awww…" the girls all said, but Kyo ducked behind Nonie.
Rachel turned to him, "That won't do you any good."
So Kyo croutched behind Samantha, and, in return, Rachel shrugged.
Then Kagura started running toward them with an evil-Kyo-stalker-face on and screaming, "Kyo, my LOVE!"
On her way to tackle Kyo, she bumped into Brittany who, out of reflex, spun around and hit her.
"FIGHT!" yelled the same student from before.
They continued to fight until Kagrua got so angry that she suddenly turned into aboar. Everyone around them gasped as the girls and Kyo held their breath.
"Uhhhh… THIS IS THE WARTH WE WARNED YOU ABOUT!" Rachel cried, thinking quickly. They were able to breathe again as the majority of the crowd took a large step back.
"YEAH! OUR POWERS ARE PIMPIN', YOU BETTER RECOGNIZE!" Katlyn yelled to the shocked audience.
"What the hell is pimpin'?" Samantha asked.
"Our powers, yo's!"
"That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!"
"WELL I DIDN'T HEAR YOU CONTRIBUTING ANYTHING!"
Amidst the chaos, Brittany picked Kagura up and whispered, "Truce?" The boar nodded, and they began to walk back to Shigure's house.
End Chapter 4
Angry Kitty: What craziness will they get themselves into once they're at the house? Find out next time on…. Lost in Furuba!
Sassy: OOH, dramatic.
Tom: GUESS WHAT! There is a GUEST HEAR TODAY on Lost in Furuba!
Kyo: Oh no.
Tom: Shut up. He is . . . MAN WITH A TURBAN: D
Angry Kitty: OMG THAT'S AWESOME!
Tom: Man With a Turban is the PIMPINEST INTERNET SMILEY EVER!
Angry Kitty: Use him EVERYDAY!
Sassy: Uh, yeah . . . so anyways . . . special thanks go out to . . . uhhh . . .
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Sassy: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR REVIEWING! And don't forget to go read our reviewers stories they are INCREDIBLE!
Angry Kitty: That they are. Now, UNTIL NEXT TIME:
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