Tom: And welcome to the final chapter of Lost In Furuba!
Sassy: WE'RE ALMOST DONE!
Angry Kitty: ONE MORE CHAPTER TO GO!
Kyo: And then it's over! OH, THANK GOD!
Angry Kitty: Oh, noooo, Kyo . . .
Sassy: (evil grin) There's still the sequeal . . .
Kyo: NOOOOOO!
Disclaimer: CuteCrittersGang is NOT an acronym for Natsuki Takaya. Too bad, huh?
Chapter 6
"Why don't you just copy flawless prodigy Yuki's homework?" Shigure asked cheerfully.
A loud POOF! announced the arrival of the five girls, four of which who were stuffing their faces with chocolate. Rachel took in the scene before pointing an accusing finger at Shigure.
"YOU! I KNOW what you just said AND YOU'RE WRONG! Yuki is NOT a prodigy! Ohhh, suuure, he gets straight A's BUT WHO CARES! I get straight A's too! And besides, he's STILL in High School! Satoshi Hiwatari, who's only 14, ALREADY GRAUDUATED COLLEGE! He's a REAL prodigy! So there."
Shigure just nodded mutely from his hiding place behind Kyo.
Brittany, with herhands full of chocolate, asked, "Who's Satoshi Hiwatari?"
"He's a guy from another anime, you wouldn't know him. BUT HE'S A GENIUS!"
Yuki raised an eyebrow as he walked in.
"So they're back!"
Before Rachel could launch herself into another tirade, the other four girls pounced on her.
"Why do you guys keep popping up?" Kyo asked, pushing Shigure away from him.
"Because our watch is broken," Samantha told him.
"Oh, like you would know," Kaitlyn scoffed.
"And you do?"
"Yep!"
"Liar!"
"Idiot!"
Both girls stuck their tongues out, and turned their backs on one another.
"Tohru," Nonie whispered loudly, "do you have any more chocolate?"
"NO!" Kyo cried, jumping in front of her.
"Aw… you're no fun," Nonie pouted.
"HEY guys!" Brittany yelled randomly, "Do you like muffins!"
Kaitlyn, Nonie, and Samantha tackled her, all yelling, "MUFFINS!
Rachel was looking at the watch intensely, ignoring the chaos around her.
"Hey Retards! Get over here!" Rachel yelled after ten minutes, in which the other four were still all fighting. They all gathered around her. "We get to go home now," Rachel said sounding very proud of herself.
"FINALLY!" Shigure yelled then leapt behind Yuki as he caught the glare that the five girls were giving him.
"All right then! Let's go home!" Brittany said as she and the others all grabbed Rachel's wrist.
And with a final POOF! They were gone.
IIIIIIIIIII
The girls all reappeared in the basement. Rachel quickly smashed the watch witha random mallet to ensure that it would NEVER. HAPPEN. AGAIN.
"Yay! Were back!" Brittany yelled. Samantha and Kaitlyn resumed fighting, while Nonie…slept.
The noise of the two girls fighting made Nonie wake up, she looked around and began to laugh hysterically. The other girls stared at her before realizing…THEY WERE STILL ANIME!
"AHHHHH!" Nonie and Kaitlyn screamed, running around in circles.
"WHAT'RE WE GONNA DO!" Samantha shrieked.
"YOU BETTER FIX THIS, RACHEL!" Brittany yelled at her.
Rachel, remarkably pale, whispered, "But I just smashed the watch . . . !"
"NOOOOOOOOOO!"
END
Tom: And now, for your amusement-
Angry Kitty: WE HAVE BLOOPERS!
Tom: Actually, they were scenes that we cut out of the story-
Sassy: BLOOOOPEEEERSSS!
Deleted Scenes/Bloopers
#1
POOF! They all appeared in Paris. As they began to look around they realized that Nonie was missing. Then they heard Nonie shouting from the top of the Eiffel Tower.
"HELP ME! GET ME DOWN FROM HEEEEREEE!"
They all looked up to see her hanging from the rail at the top of the tower.
"How did she get up there? And DON'T say ladder, 'cause I'm not buying it!"
#2
The girls found themselves poofed to a beautiful, lush forest, with exotic plants everywhere and-
"OH MY GOD, THAT'S A TERADACTYLE!"
-Teradactyles. Oh, joy.
They whipped around at the sound of footsteps. It was Tohru! . . . Er, was it? She had a huge forehead and a SERIOUS underbite, and her knuckles brushed the ground, because she walked hunched over.
"Uunga-goonga uun," she grunted.
" . . . Huh?" Nonie asked blankly.
"Wait! The watch has an Uunga-Uunga Translator!" Rachel said, pressing a few buttons. Tohru's REAL voice rang out clearly.
"I've finished cleaning the cave, and dinner's ready!"
Yuki and Kyo came out of the underbrush, carrying spears and grunting.
"Unja brun-ga."
"Sooga oonga."
Which translated into:
"Yeah, whatever."
"Thank you, Ms.Honda."
"AAH! We're in the prehistoric era-thingy!" Brittany yelled.
A huge roar interupted them, and they turned slowly to see a huge T-Rex stomping his way towards them.
"AAAAHHHHHH!"
END
Tom: Oh . . . My . . . God.
Angry Kitty: (pops the top on a bottle of champagne)
Sassy: (throws tons of confetti)
Angry Kitty/Sassy: WEEEEE DID IIIIT!
Tom: We're DONE!
Kyo: (trying to sneak away)
Angry Kitty: (slings arm around Kyo's shoulders, drinks straight from the bottle of champagne) You weren't trying to run away from the party, now, WERE YOU!
Kyo: (shakes head frantically) Um . . . nooooo, of course not! HOORAY!
Sassy: HELL YEAH!
Tom: First off, I'd like to thank all of our LOVELY reviewers, EverD, Machi Kuragi, Chris73, V, doey, I-ARE-COOL, White-Inu, hono'o neko, XEye-Of-The-WolfX, Fellow Cat Lover-
CuteCrittersGang: AND AN EXTRA-SPECIAL THANK YOU GOES OUT TO THE GIRLY MAN!
Tom: Who gave us-and our story-a mention in her fic. We're very grateful!
Sassy: Now that you're done reading this fic, GO READ HERS!
Angry Kitty: Forget all that! Let's PAR-TAY!
Sassy: HELL YEAH!
Tom: To all of you who liked Lost in Furuba, please stay tuned for the sequel, which will be coming to you VERY, VERY SOON!
CuteCrittersGang: TA TA FOR NOW!