Man's Best Friend
'All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets.'
Joey fumed.
"And Marik is a jackass," Seto drawled.
"Dis is all your fault!" Joey yelled, pointing at the bumper sticker lying so innocently on the coffee table.
Raising one brown eyebrow, Seto asked, "My fault? Bakura was the one who started this."
"If you'd nevah started all da puppy comments, Marik wouldn't have sent this ta me," Joey stated firmly.
Shrugging unconcernedly, Seto said calmly, "Maybe so, but then maybe what they would have sent in its stead would have been worse."
Joey opened his mouth to reply to that, but stopped once his boyfriend's words finally made their way through his righteous indignation to his brain. He slumped down at the counter, fight drained out of him. "Maybe yer right, Set," he agreed.
Frowning at how quickly his koi had given in, Seto said, "Just because I'm right doesn't mean you have to take that shit from them. I know I didn't."
"Yeah, well, I'm in no mood ta prank anyone," Joey said sulkily.
A knowing smirk coming over his lips, Seto said, "Well, how about I get you in the mood?"
Joey gave his lover a slow smile. "Ya gonna make me feel better?" he asked playfully.
"Mm-hm," Seto agreed, striding over to stand next to his koi.
"Do anythin' I want?" There was a heated glint in the blond's eyes.
"Within reason."
"Well then, how about ya do me on my knees?" Joey offered coyly. "Like the…dog…I am?"
Seto's eyes flashed. Nicknames aside, Joey really wasn't one for playing up the 'dog' angle. He normally hated that position. Seto, however, loved it. "You sure?"
"Sure I'm sure, Seto. After all…" Joey leaned up and stopped an inch away from the brunet's ear, whispering, "…a man's favorite position is CEO," before toppling Seto onto his back on the floor.
They'd see who'd end up on their knees.