Styx and Stones:

The Sidekick's tale

"Gorman!" shouted Felix and Turner, otherwise known as Sticks and Stones.

A trembling Jonathan Gorman turned around to face the two bullies ,"Ye….yes?"

"Lunch Money, now!" demanded Turner, straight to the point as always.

"Or it's a swirlie!" laughed Felix, stretching out an arm and knocking Jonathan down.

Sighing, he handed over his money….

6 years later…

The Commander and All-American Boy were stalking Styx and Stones in an abandoned harbor, when suddenly Boy felt his shoulder being tapped from behind. Freezing in terror, he turned around to receive a face full of fist, courtesy of Styx, who then stretched around him, constricting him like a python.

"Uh, Commander, sir?" he asked, as his chest was constricted, making it difficult to breathe.

"Yes?" asked Steve, as he turned around, "Holy Snakes!"

As The Commander attempted to grab Styx, he got bowled over by Stones, who rammed him down at super-speed. As he got up, Styx extended his arms, releasing Jonathan, who watched in Horror as the Commander was given a super-wedgie.

"Yipe!" yelped the Commander, as Stones aimed a ray gun at him.

Jonathan then chose that moment to give Styx, a running tackle. Unfortunately, he slipped on a banana peel on the floor, flying butt-first into Styx's back. The elastic villain shouted a VERY vulgar word, as his stretchy legs were tied into loops around a pillar by Jonathan. Stones, who had just finished freezing the Commander, came charging forward at super-speed, only to trip on the same banana peel that had tripped Jonathan.

"Goddamnit,Felix! I told you not to leave your fruits lying around!" he shouted as he was tied up with Styx's arms.

""HEY!" the two villains shouted, as they realized that they had been caught.

Jonathan couldn't stop himself from laughing.

14 years later….

Mr. Boy wearily trudged towards his classroom. Suddenly, he was tripped by a black and white striped stretchy arm. He was then tied up in cellophane tape by a speeding blur. He shouted in fear, only to realize something.

"You're the boys of Styx and Stones?" he asked timidly.

"Yup, name's Lash," replied the stretchy one.

"Pleasure, Speed's the name," said the rotund speedster

'They're clones of their dads,' Boy thought in horror.

This was going to be a torturous year…..