Chapter2: The Continued fate of the Juppon Gatana!!
By: Chibi-Tenken
Author note: Okay Chapter Two is up!!(That didn't take long!)Okay, you
know the drill.
But First!A VERY brief background on Harusame: She was born to an
illustrious family up in Hokkaido.They had an enemy family who(due to some
mental problems and short disagreements)Killed the family and burned the
house down(how sad.)Harusame was the only survivor and she wandered around
until she met the Kenshingumi, Then she became part of the Juppon
Gatana.She has two original, not belonging to any style's attacks: Shin
zoku san(Swift slaying of the heart), Ame no aka(Red Rain),cheesy aren't
they? She is faster than Soujiro!She has two strands of hair in front that
go down to her hips in Remembrance of that one fateful day.The End.
Some background on Sonomi:Born to some family that died also(everybody's an
orphan those days huh?) well, she's *gifted* shall we say.Her father was an
excellent swordsman shall we say---she inheirited skills at a young age.
While escaping whatever happened to her family she aquired a feather(NOT
CROSS!)-shaped scar on her cheek. Thought to be the freak in her
village('member that *gifted* thing!) she traveled around, learning,
living, eating, and breathing!(other stuff too) She knows Shukuchi
also(doesn't everybody these days?Just like that orphan thing..)Yeah.The
End.
Whew-_- Okay, GO!
(back where we left off..) Soujiro:Hello..*smile*
Sonomi: How are you Soujiro?Fine good, I'm fine too, I'm Harusame's friend. WOW! I finished my part of the conversation fast!
Soujiro:...Harusame, I'm hungry..please..the Rurouni needs food.You said....
Harusame:Oh yeah!hehe, Sonomi, you cook.
Sonomi: Why?
Harusame: Because I don't know how. Notice before I met you I ate at restaurants and bought pre-made onigiri(riceballs)!!
Sonomi: Ahah!I'll teach you then!
Soujiro: Food.......-_-......
Harusame: Oops, SONOMI CHOP CHOP!I'll learn if you give me....10 yen.
Sonomi:Your so cheap Harusame.
Harusame: I know ^_^
Soujiro: I'm not cheap, I'm yenless and HUNGRY!*all moody* Master Shishio wouldn't let me starve.(Notice how moody doesn't really fit in Soujiro's *attitude*)
Sonomi: Them's fightin' words Soujiro.*begins to draw sword*
Harusame: Eh?Is that an insult?
Soujiro: Given the choice of consequences..I chose Life!^-^
Harusame and Sonomi: What?
Soujiro: I mean no.-_-
Back in heck.... Shishio: Okay! Yumi, Houji move this unconcious flaming carcass outta my office!
Yumi: Magic word.
Shishio: FINE...geez
Yumi: What?
Shishio: PLEASE move the unconcious flaming carcass outta my office.
Yumi: That's more like it. 'Member I fell in love with what was on the INSIDE. Get it? NOT RUDE INSIDES!!
Houji: geez shutup already..
Shishio and Yumi: DON'T TELL THE NEW MASTER OF HECK TO SHUTUP!!
Shishio: ESPECIALLY Since I have a horse with wings.Haha!
Horse with wings:*gnaws on flaming unconcious carcass*Neigh
Shishio: Princess!Don't eat that!!Horses are not carnivores!!And that's bad for your health!
Yumi: ewww..
Houji: *shivers* oohhh the horror.
(Back in the partly-sane world where Soujiro, Sonomi, and Harusame are...)
Soujiro: Sonomi cooks good food.
Sonomi: Arigato.
Harusame: eh, it's better than Kaoru's at least. Have you tasted her cooking? It's not food, it's artificial poisoning!!
Soujiro: Sounds scary.
Sonomi: ooo-ooo-ooh it IS! She took me there once and I had to go outside and spit it out!!Nothing tasted right for weeks!Oh bad memories.
Soujiro: Scary, yes scary. STOP TELLING ME HORROR STORIES!!I'M EATING HERE!!
Sonomi and Harusame: Gomen nasai Rurouni Soujiro.
Soujiro: "Rurouni Soujiro"..I kinda like that!!Call me that please!
Harusame and Sonomi: Sure Soujiro what ever you want.SOU-JI-RO
Soujiro: I can see you won't so, Soujiro is fine too, it's like Rurouni Soujiro, minus Rurouni.I CAN live with that.
Harusame: Of course you can, you lived a lie, you can live without a cool name!
Sonomi: Yeah with the evil mummy Shishio Makoto!
Soujiro: O_oWho-told-you? *Sonomi points to Harusame*
Soujiro: A-HAH!How dare you speak of me and my past!
Harusame:..-_-...I can't keep secrets of the past, de gozaru.Gomen.*begins to cry*
Sonomi: Don't feel bad, I told you mine.
Soujiro: And I told you mine!But I thought you wouldn't talk of me and my past. Oh how wrong I was.But still*smile*
Harusame*cheery now*: Aww, Thanks!That makes me feel better.*sniff*You two make good *~friends~*.
Soujiro:Um,"*~friend~*" you also mentioned other stuff I as a Rurouni am deprived from. Can I have a good bed to sleep on?At least a sheet.
Harusame: Fine, there's a guest/empty room over here and that should do it.
Sonomi: What are you running, a hotel?First me, now Soujiro, and don't expect me to pay you.
Harusame:Oh sure*whispers*moocher,*speaks* No, I just take in wandering aquaintances until they find a good place to live!And if they stay too long I'll just throw 'em out and let 'em starve.
Sonomi and Soujiro:*all panicy* You wouldn't do that!!Would you?Please say you wouldn't, not to *~friends~*
Harusame: *sob*No! I'm not mean to *~friends~*No I won't let you starve!*sniff,sniff*C'mon, I'll show you your room Soujiro, and Sonomi, you know where yours is.
Soujiro and Sonomi: Thank you, *~friend~*.
Later, in the middle of the night.... Soujiro walks into Harusame's room and....
Soujiro:Harusame, Harusame wake up.*slightly pokes Harusame's shoulder*
Harusame:........
Soujiro: WAKE UP HARUSAME!!PLEASE!!
Harusame:What?I'm sleepy.
Soujiro: Can I please have a glass of water?
Harusame: Get it yourself, I'm sleepy.
Soujiro: But I don't know where the water is and.....you said you wouldn't let me starve......I had hoped you wouldn't let me dehydrate either, *~friend~*.*stands up, begins to walk away then turns around*Oyasumi Nasai, *~friend~*
Harusame: *walks over to Soujiro, then slumps pathetically at his feet and begins to cry*NO FRIEND!I won't let you die of thirst,I'm sorry *~friend~*, I'll get you water.
As they walk down the halls Harusame is feeling better. As they pass Sonomi's room, Sonomi comes out. Sonomi: *~Friend~*, can I please have some tea?Don't let me die of thirst *~friend~*!!
Harusame: *sobs at Sonomi's feet also*No, I won't *~friend~*!!!!!That is what *~friends~* are NOT for! *sniff sniff*Let's go *~friends~* *grabs both by the wrists and drags them down the hallway to the stairs*
Sonomi and Soujiro: You're not gonna drag us down the stairs are you?
Harusame: *evil smile*
Sonomi and Soujiro: *~friend~*?
Harusame:*evil smile fades to a kind one* Of course not!I'm gonna let you two slide down on these two banisters so you won't get hurt!I'm smart!Whee!! *She puts them on the banisters(still holding to their wrists) and pushes them down, unfortunately, they go faster than Harusame they end up pulling her all the way down at a very high speed and when they reach the end they go flying and land in a heap, a painful heap.*
Owie, I'm so mean.*evil smile*
Soujiro: I don't want water anymore, I want medical attention.
Harusame and Sonomi: Ditto. Aluva sudden the door swings open and an unexpected guest pops in.(with a first aid kit!)
?????: I have a first aid kit and I am not afraid to use it!Muwahaha!*swings small plastic first aid kit around and around, acidentally hitting Harusame who was unconvientiently on top of the pile* YOU SEE!I Told Ya!
Harusame: owie...who are you mystery female-voiced person who hit me?
?????: I am SAMMY-SAN!!(due to a request, your welcome-sammy-san!^_^)
Harusame: Sure.
Soujiro: Can I have a band-aid?Please?
Sonomi: Me too, hurry up or YOU SHALL NEED ONE!
Sammy-san:*anime sweatdrop*On the way threat-maker!
Harusame: NOO!!!Don't provoke her!!
Sammy-san: *appying band-aid on Harusame* Yes Harusame,*now appying band- aid on Sonomi* I will NOT provoke Sonomi*now applying band-aid to Soujiro* That would be bad!HI SOUJIRO!
Soujiro: Why does everybody yell "hi" to me? I'm right here.-_-
Sonomi: How do you know all our names? *Harusame innocently stares at the ceiling, she WOULD whistle, but she is whistle-challenged*
Harusame: Thank you for the bandages!
Soujiro: And the free glasses of water!
Sonomi: And the free glasses of tea!
Sammy-san:Don't thank me, thank your local beverage seller!BYE!Have a safe night!!*trips over rug*Because it's looks like I'm not going to!!*trips over smashed camera bits*OWIE!
Told ya I'm mean*evil smile*
Author's Note: WOW! What a nice, painful, suprising night for the three *~friends~*!!!But, what of Master Shishio and Yumi, and Houji, and Princess the flesh-eating pegasus? I dunno!Somehow, my connection to those four got cut off.The last thing I heard was "get this recording camera the crap outta my office....please!" OohHhhHhhh so specific as to the solution to what happened to my 400.00 can- survive-in-heck camera!
(back where we left off..) Soujiro:Hello..*smile*
Sonomi: How are you Soujiro?Fine good, I'm fine too, I'm Harusame's friend. WOW! I finished my part of the conversation fast!
Soujiro:...Harusame, I'm hungry..please..the Rurouni needs food.You said....
Harusame:Oh yeah!hehe, Sonomi, you cook.
Sonomi: Why?
Harusame: Because I don't know how. Notice before I met you I ate at restaurants and bought pre-made onigiri(riceballs)!!
Sonomi: Ahah!I'll teach you then!
Soujiro: Food.......-_-......
Harusame: Oops, SONOMI CHOP CHOP!I'll learn if you give me....10 yen.
Sonomi:Your so cheap Harusame.
Harusame: I know ^_^
Soujiro: I'm not cheap, I'm yenless and HUNGRY!*all moody* Master Shishio wouldn't let me starve.(Notice how moody doesn't really fit in Soujiro's *attitude*)
Sonomi: Them's fightin' words Soujiro.*begins to draw sword*
Harusame: Eh?Is that an insult?
Soujiro: Given the choice of consequences..I chose Life!^-^
Harusame and Sonomi: What?
Soujiro: I mean no.-_-
Back in heck.... Shishio: Okay! Yumi, Houji move this unconcious flaming carcass outta my office!
Yumi: Magic word.
Shishio: FINE...geez
Yumi: What?
Shishio: PLEASE move the unconcious flaming carcass outta my office.
Yumi: That's more like it. 'Member I fell in love with what was on the INSIDE. Get it? NOT RUDE INSIDES!!
Houji: geez shutup already..
Shishio and Yumi: DON'T TELL THE NEW MASTER OF HECK TO SHUTUP!!
Shishio: ESPECIALLY Since I have a horse with wings.Haha!
Horse with wings:*gnaws on flaming unconcious carcass*Neigh
Shishio: Princess!Don't eat that!!Horses are not carnivores!!And that's bad for your health!
Yumi: ewww..
Houji: *shivers* oohhh the horror.
(Back in the partly-sane world where Soujiro, Sonomi, and Harusame are...)
Soujiro: Sonomi cooks good food.
Sonomi: Arigato.
Harusame: eh, it's better than Kaoru's at least. Have you tasted her cooking? It's not food, it's artificial poisoning!!
Soujiro: Sounds scary.
Sonomi: ooo-ooo-ooh it IS! She took me there once and I had to go outside and spit it out!!Nothing tasted right for weeks!Oh bad memories.
Soujiro: Scary, yes scary. STOP TELLING ME HORROR STORIES!!I'M EATING HERE!!
Sonomi and Harusame: Gomen nasai Rurouni Soujiro.
Soujiro: "Rurouni Soujiro"..I kinda like that!!Call me that please!
Harusame and Sonomi: Sure Soujiro what ever you want.SOU-JI-RO
Soujiro: I can see you won't so, Soujiro is fine too, it's like Rurouni Soujiro, minus Rurouni.I CAN live with that.
Harusame: Of course you can, you lived a lie, you can live without a cool name!
Sonomi: Yeah with the evil mummy Shishio Makoto!
Soujiro: O_oWho-told-you? *Sonomi points to Harusame*
Soujiro: A-HAH!How dare you speak of me and my past!
Harusame:..-_-...I can't keep secrets of the past, de gozaru.Gomen.*begins to cry*
Sonomi: Don't feel bad, I told you mine.
Soujiro: And I told you mine!But I thought you wouldn't talk of me and my past. Oh how wrong I was.But still*smile*
Harusame*cheery now*: Aww, Thanks!That makes me feel better.*sniff*You two make good *~friends~*.
Soujiro:Um,"*~friend~*" you also mentioned other stuff I as a Rurouni am deprived from. Can I have a good bed to sleep on?At least a sheet.
Harusame: Fine, there's a guest/empty room over here and that should do it.
Sonomi: What are you running, a hotel?First me, now Soujiro, and don't expect me to pay you.
Harusame:Oh sure*whispers*moocher,*speaks* No, I just take in wandering aquaintances until they find a good place to live!And if they stay too long I'll just throw 'em out and let 'em starve.
Sonomi and Soujiro:*all panicy* You wouldn't do that!!Would you?Please say you wouldn't, not to *~friends~*
Harusame: *sob*No! I'm not mean to *~friends~*No I won't let you starve!*sniff,sniff*C'mon, I'll show you your room Soujiro, and Sonomi, you know where yours is.
Soujiro and Sonomi: Thank you, *~friend~*.
Later, in the middle of the night.... Soujiro walks into Harusame's room and....
Soujiro:Harusame, Harusame wake up.*slightly pokes Harusame's shoulder*
Harusame:........
Soujiro: WAKE UP HARUSAME!!PLEASE!!
Harusame:What?I'm sleepy.
Soujiro: Can I please have a glass of water?
Harusame: Get it yourself, I'm sleepy.
Soujiro: But I don't know where the water is and.....you said you wouldn't let me starve......I had hoped you wouldn't let me dehydrate either, *~friend~*.*stands up, begins to walk away then turns around*Oyasumi Nasai, *~friend~*
Harusame: *walks over to Soujiro, then slumps pathetically at his feet and begins to cry*NO FRIEND!I won't let you die of thirst,I'm sorry *~friend~*, I'll get you water.
As they walk down the halls Harusame is feeling better. As they pass Sonomi's room, Sonomi comes out. Sonomi: *~Friend~*, can I please have some tea?Don't let me die of thirst *~friend~*!!
Harusame: *sobs at Sonomi's feet also*No, I won't *~friend~*!!!!!That is what *~friends~* are NOT for! *sniff sniff*Let's go *~friends~* *grabs both by the wrists and drags them down the hallway to the stairs*
Sonomi and Soujiro: You're not gonna drag us down the stairs are you?
Harusame: *evil smile*
Sonomi and Soujiro: *~friend~*?
Harusame:*evil smile fades to a kind one* Of course not!I'm gonna let you two slide down on these two banisters so you won't get hurt!I'm smart!Whee!! *She puts them on the banisters(still holding to their wrists) and pushes them down, unfortunately, they go faster than Harusame they end up pulling her all the way down at a very high speed and when they reach the end they go flying and land in a heap, a painful heap.*
Owie, I'm so mean.*evil smile*
Soujiro: I don't want water anymore, I want medical attention.
Harusame and Sonomi: Ditto. Aluva sudden the door swings open and an unexpected guest pops in.(with a first aid kit!)
?????: I have a first aid kit and I am not afraid to use it!Muwahaha!*swings small plastic first aid kit around and around, acidentally hitting Harusame who was unconvientiently on top of the pile* YOU SEE!I Told Ya!
Harusame: owie...who are you mystery female-voiced person who hit me?
?????: I am SAMMY-SAN!!(due to a request, your welcome-sammy-san!^_^)
Harusame: Sure.
Soujiro: Can I have a band-aid?Please?
Sonomi: Me too, hurry up or YOU SHALL NEED ONE!
Sammy-san:*anime sweatdrop*On the way threat-maker!
Harusame: NOO!!!Don't provoke her!!
Sammy-san: *appying band-aid on Harusame* Yes Harusame,*now appying band- aid on Sonomi* I will NOT provoke Sonomi*now applying band-aid to Soujiro* That would be bad!HI SOUJIRO!
Soujiro: Why does everybody yell "hi" to me? I'm right here.-_-
Sonomi: How do you know all our names? *Harusame innocently stares at the ceiling, she WOULD whistle, but she is whistle-challenged*
Harusame: Thank you for the bandages!
Soujiro: And the free glasses of water!
Sonomi: And the free glasses of tea!
Sammy-san:Don't thank me, thank your local beverage seller!BYE!Have a safe night!!*trips over rug*Because it's looks like I'm not going to!!*trips over smashed camera bits*OWIE!
Told ya I'm mean*evil smile*
Author's Note: WOW! What a nice, painful, suprising night for the three *~friends~*!!!But, what of Master Shishio and Yumi, and Houji, and Princess the flesh-eating pegasus? I dunno!Somehow, my connection to those four got cut off.The last thing I heard was "get this recording camera the crap outta my office....please!" OohHhhHhhh so specific as to the solution to what happened to my 400.00 can- survive-in-heck camera!