YAY! Chapter 3:More of the Juppon Gatana!
By: geez, by now you should know! Author's Note: Thanks for reviewing guys...*sniff* it means*sniff* so MUCH! Okay!You know the drill!READ YOU FOOL READ!!WAIT!STOP!I just remembered, due to the loss of my camera that could survive in heck, we will be relying on Soujiro's fabled ESP for broken communication.Thanks!READ FOOL READ!!WAIT!YEAH NEVER MIND GO!!
Early in the morning... Bird:tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet*SMACK*
Soujiro: *coming down stairs*geez that birds a fricken alarm clock!Good morning Harusame and Sonomi!
Harusame:*sipping tea*I know, you get used to it.*continues sipping tea*
Sonomi: *looks outside* Not if he killed it*cringes* What did you hit it with Soujiro?It's all mangled, and gorey.Is that a spleen?
Harusame:*jumps up and runs over* I wanna see!!Oh Cheese Soujiro!awesome!
Soujiro: I know I hit it with a rock I found in my sandal last night I hit it pretty good huh?Hehe, I was half asleep too!And that's not a spleen Sonomi, it's a brain!*smiles**thinks*something's coming in, "stupid, Princess, another dead bird?" WOW! I just heard the bird's afterlife!*stops*Who's Princess?
Harusame:Who's who?
Sonomi:OH BOY,CHARADES!!I KNOW THIS ONE!!Harusame, your an owl!
Harusame:-_-*thinks*You baka*ends think* I was querying Soujiro's exclamation.
Sonomi: Huh? *knock knock*(---Someone's at the door!) Harusame: Oh my gosh!It's Kamatari!(due to a request I got on chap.2, your welcome!)
Kamatari: Hello Harusame, Soujiro, Mystery Person.
Sonomi: The name's Sonomi lady.
Harusame:*whispers to Sonomi* Um, Sonomi, Kamatari is a guy.
Sonomi: Oh, oops.
Soujiro:*also whispers*I know, the kimono and the voice got Harusame too*flashback*"Hey watch it lady!""Harusame no, Kamatari is a guy!"*end flashback*
Kamatari: I can hear you! I like girl kimonos so what?My voice is changing too..hmph.T.T
Soujiro: I thought you dressed like a girl 'cause you liked Master Shishio...
Kamatari: He's dead now!I'm over that*angry blush*
Soujiro:Sure fine..
Later.... They all sit down for tea... Harusame: Kamatari, what happened to the rest of the Juppon Gatana?
Kamatari:?Oh! Iwanbo's now starved to death in the woods somewhere.....
*somewhere in the woods* Squirrel #1: Hey, Squirrel #2, what is that disgusting rotting carcass over there? Squirrel #2: I don't know squirrel #1, I think it's a human. Squirrel #1: oh! That's a big human, I wonder why the vultures haven't eaten it yet. Squirrel #2: Hey! There's a vulture now!Let's watch. Squirrel #1:Okay Squirrel #2! *the vultures swoops down to snatch a piece of the carcass but "FLING!" the carcass aborbs the attack, sending the bird flying just like the Oniwabanshu's weapons in that one episode* Squirrel #1: Holy Crap Squirrel #2! It absorbs the attack and sent the bird flying!! Squirrel #2: Yeah! cool, but now we have to wait 'till it rotts completely for this horrid smell to leave! Squirrel #1: Great, just peachy!I hate the smell o'human! Squirrel #2: MY NOSE!!!!AHH!!
*back in Harusame's house* Kamatari: *continues* And Chou now works for the government as a agent or something in Tokyo.
*somewhere in Tokyo* Chou: SIR! I will have to ask you to drop the katana and walks away*holds sword menacingly* Sir: NO WAY MAN!!I'M GONNA BREAK IT AND THROW IT AT YOU! Chou: Okay now, easy there...just calms down*comes closer* Sir: I'M NOT CALMIN' DOWN!GET AWAY FROM ME!*breaks katana* Chou: OKAY THAT'S IT!You Broke a Katana, now I'm gonna BREAK YOU!!*tackles "sir"* Sir: AHHH!!!OWIE!Crap my arm!NO!Not the fingers!! Chou: I'M GONNA THROW THIS KATANA AT YOU!!!!
*back in Harusame's house* Kamatari: Then Usui became a psycic...
*unknown area* Usui: mmm..I see,*traces palm of a person* You will have a long life! A Person: REALLY?!Thanks seeing-heart psycic! Usui: That will be 10000 yen please.. A Person:o_OPricy..*runs away without paying* Usui: WAIT!I CAN'T SEE WHERE YOUR RUNNING!!I'M BLIND!!
*Back in Harusame's house* Kamatari: And I don't know what happened to everybody else.
Harusame, Soujiro, and Sonomi: Well thanks for those vital pieces of information!
Kamatari:Your welcome!Can I have some food?
Harusame: Fine,*hands onigiri*
Soujiro: Oh!Kamatari, What are YOU?
Kamatari: Uh..*sniff* I'm jobless!*bum,bum,BUM!*
All: awww...
Author's Note: The end of chapter 3, Your welcome Kamatari suggestor, I had great fun writing this interesting Chapter!Well, Sayonara!!See you in Chapter Four *~friends~*.^_^ R&R please!!
By: geez, by now you should know! Author's Note: Thanks for reviewing guys...*sniff* it means*sniff* so MUCH! Okay!You know the drill!READ YOU FOOL READ!!WAIT!STOP!I just remembered, due to the loss of my camera that could survive in heck, we will be relying on Soujiro's fabled ESP for broken communication.Thanks!READ FOOL READ!!WAIT!YEAH NEVER MIND GO!!
Early in the morning... Bird:tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet*SMACK*
Soujiro: *coming down stairs*geez that birds a fricken alarm clock!Good morning Harusame and Sonomi!
Harusame:*sipping tea*I know, you get used to it.*continues sipping tea*
Sonomi: *looks outside* Not if he killed it*cringes* What did you hit it with Soujiro?It's all mangled, and gorey.Is that a spleen?
Harusame:*jumps up and runs over* I wanna see!!Oh Cheese Soujiro!awesome!
Soujiro: I know I hit it with a rock I found in my sandal last night I hit it pretty good huh?Hehe, I was half asleep too!And that's not a spleen Sonomi, it's a brain!*smiles**thinks*something's coming in, "stupid, Princess, another dead bird?" WOW! I just heard the bird's afterlife!*stops*Who's Princess?
Harusame:Who's who?
Sonomi:OH BOY,CHARADES!!I KNOW THIS ONE!!Harusame, your an owl!
Harusame:-_-*thinks*You baka*ends think* I was querying Soujiro's exclamation.
Sonomi: Huh? *knock knock*(---Someone's at the door!) Harusame: Oh my gosh!It's Kamatari!(due to a request I got on chap.2, your welcome!)
Kamatari: Hello Harusame, Soujiro, Mystery Person.
Sonomi: The name's Sonomi lady.
Harusame:*whispers to Sonomi* Um, Sonomi, Kamatari is a guy.
Sonomi: Oh, oops.
Soujiro:*also whispers*I know, the kimono and the voice got Harusame too*flashback*"Hey watch it lady!""Harusame no, Kamatari is a guy!"*end flashback*
Kamatari: I can hear you! I like girl kimonos so what?My voice is changing too..hmph.T.T
Soujiro: I thought you dressed like a girl 'cause you liked Master Shishio...
Kamatari: He's dead now!I'm over that*angry blush*
Soujiro:Sure fine..
Later.... They all sit down for tea... Harusame: Kamatari, what happened to the rest of the Juppon Gatana?
Kamatari:?Oh! Iwanbo's now starved to death in the woods somewhere.....
*somewhere in the woods* Squirrel #1: Hey, Squirrel #2, what is that disgusting rotting carcass over there? Squirrel #2: I don't know squirrel #1, I think it's a human. Squirrel #1: oh! That's a big human, I wonder why the vultures haven't eaten it yet. Squirrel #2: Hey! There's a vulture now!Let's watch. Squirrel #1:Okay Squirrel #2! *the vultures swoops down to snatch a piece of the carcass but "FLING!" the carcass aborbs the attack, sending the bird flying just like the Oniwabanshu's weapons in that one episode* Squirrel #1: Holy Crap Squirrel #2! It absorbs the attack and sent the bird flying!! Squirrel #2: Yeah! cool, but now we have to wait 'till it rotts completely for this horrid smell to leave! Squirrel #1: Great, just peachy!I hate the smell o'human! Squirrel #2: MY NOSE!!!!AHH!!
*back in Harusame's house* Kamatari: *continues* And Chou now works for the government as a agent or something in Tokyo.
*somewhere in Tokyo* Chou: SIR! I will have to ask you to drop the katana and walks away*holds sword menacingly* Sir: NO WAY MAN!!I'M GONNA BREAK IT AND THROW IT AT YOU! Chou: Okay now, easy there...just calms down*comes closer* Sir: I'M NOT CALMIN' DOWN!GET AWAY FROM ME!*breaks katana* Chou: OKAY THAT'S IT!You Broke a Katana, now I'm gonna BREAK YOU!!*tackles "sir"* Sir: AHHH!!!OWIE!Crap my arm!NO!Not the fingers!! Chou: I'M GONNA THROW THIS KATANA AT YOU!!!!
*back in Harusame's house* Kamatari: Then Usui became a psycic...
*unknown area* Usui: mmm..I see,*traces palm of a person* You will have a long life! A Person: REALLY?!Thanks seeing-heart psycic! Usui: That will be 10000 yen please.. A Person:o_OPricy..*runs away without paying* Usui: WAIT!I CAN'T SEE WHERE YOUR RUNNING!!I'M BLIND!!
*Back in Harusame's house* Kamatari: And I don't know what happened to everybody else.
Harusame, Soujiro, and Sonomi: Well thanks for those vital pieces of information!
Kamatari:Your welcome!Can I have some food?
Harusame: Fine,*hands onigiri*
Soujiro: Oh!Kamatari, What are YOU?
Kamatari: Uh..*sniff* I'm jobless!*bum,bum,BUM!*
All: awww...
Author's Note: The end of chapter 3, Your welcome Kamatari suggestor, I had great fun writing this interesting Chapter!Well, Sayonara!!See you in Chapter Four *~friends~*.^_^ R&R please!!