Chapter 4:The Abuse of *~friend~* and the use of "job"
Author's Note: See?No By: Chibi-Tenken, that's cause I won't bother to explain it over and over again.But what do you care?You just wanna read!To heck to the author's By: !!Anyways I know Kamatari had a job, I just think it would be "interesting" if we found that job!Sound good?*evil smile*No, today I'm not gonna make my characters need medical attention(much)!Anyways. Today I had 11 reviews *dies*....*needs medical attention*...*LIVES AGAIN!* WHY THE HECK AM I MAKIN' YOU SIT HERE?GO!GO!GO!
(Where we left off)
All: aww....
Kamatari: I know...-_-
Sonomi: We'll find you a job!
Harusame: That's not the ONLY person who needs a job though.*glare at Sonomi*
Sonomi: HEY! Soujiro needs one too!*glare at Soujiro*
Harusame: *glare at all three*Job, you moochers and new arrival.
Sonomi and Soujiro: But, but, *~friend~*, we wanna stay here.*~friend~*
Harusame: *Eyes begin to water*um....*eyes glare again*NO!No.., the abuse of *~friend~* has led me to stair injuries, a sleepless night, and I have been a crybaby anytime I felt bad for my *~friends~*. It's time now for me to stand up!You two find jobs with Kamatari or I'll....I'll....You'll make me cry!So there!
Kamatari: *claps* Nice speech.
Sonomi and Soujiro: .......*~friend~*....
Harusame: *begins to tense up again*
Soujiro: Will you help us find jobs?
Sonomi :Please?I promise, no more abuse of *~friend~*.
Harusame: Well...OKAY!*~friends~* ^_^
Later in the....city?I dunno..some area where restaurants and shops and stuff like that are...
Harusame: OH! LOOK!A "wanted" sign!!
Sonomi: Yeah, but you have to have killed three people and look like this:*some dumb criminal* The pay is good though, 1000000 yen!
Soujiro: Sonomi, that's a wanted sign for a criminal.It says that if you find him dead/alive they will give you a million yen for turning him in to the police.
Sonomi: YAY!I'll take it!!
They are somewhere in the woods in a clearing...
Harusame: This is the shortest job ever, this place has "criminal area" written all over it.
Kamatari: Holy Crap what IS that smell?
Soujiro: I think something died.
Harusame: MY NOSE!!AHH!!
All four run to the other side of the clearing.
Sonomi: FRESH AIR!!*gasp*
Harusame: We still haven't found him.*evil glare at the ground*
Soujiro: Wow! If looks could kill--THAT ONE WOULD!
Sonomi:I know!She's done that before and my heart just--stopped!It was creepy.
Kamatari: SHUTUP! Look there he is!*spies a stupid looking criminal in the middle of the field* I'm gonna go catch him!
Harusame: With WHAT?
Kamatari: My hands..
Soujiro: Go ahead then.
Kamatari slowly walks up and smacks the criminal with a stick he found on the ground.
Criminal: ....*knocked out*
Soujiro, Sonomi, and Harusame: Yay!He got him!*small celebration*
Kamatari: Oh yeah!Now I get a million yen!!
Sonomi: I agreed to the job though!
Kamatari: But I was the one who did the work!
Later at the police...
Police: Thanks kids, here is your one million yen!*hands a big jingly sack*
Soujiro: HEY!I thought you'd give us a million each.
Police: Are you kidding?!HAHA! No idiot'd give that much money to kids!
Harusame: We're all over ten here!!
Police: Well, since you put it that way...no.
Kamatari: Well, if you don't give us yen, give me a JOB!
Police: How about uh..*looks in files* no!Sorry, there's nothing I can do for a girl.
Kamatari:But..but..FINE!
Later at Harusame's house......
Harusame: You sap!You gave up without a fight!
Kamatari: What was I supposed to do? Hit him with my stick a found?
Harusame: Well, there's an idea!Let's go back!
Soujiro: But, Harusame, if he opposed to the government, he could be arrested. And then he'd never get a job.
Sonomi: But technically, that was not a legibile argument. Had he known Kamatari was a guy I'm sure there woulda been something.
Harusame: "Had he known Kamatari was a guy" There's ANOTHER Idea!
Soujiro: hmm?
Sonomi: Eh?
Kamatari: What?
Harusame: It's so simple, we'll make Kamtari look like a guy!
Kamatari: NO!!! I HATE GUY KIMONOS!
Soujiro: What's that supposed to mean?*suspicious glare*
Kamatari: Nothing, I just think it's a stupid plan.
Harusame: You got any better plans? Eh?
All but Harusame: .........
Harusame: That's what I thought!*hmph* Let's go transform Kamatari!!
Kamatari: I'm so scared right about now.....
Soujiro: That's alright! *thinks* HEY!It's master Shishio's voice!And Yumi's! And Houji's!
Shishio in Soujiro's thoughts: Get that dead bird a room!What am I running? A hotel?
Yumi in Soujiro's thoughts: Basically!Only they never check-out!
Shishio in Soujiro's thoughts: And where the heck is my bell-boy?!*rings bell twenty times in frustration*
Houji in Soujiro's thoughts: You called?
Shishio in Soujiro's thoughts: This person was buried with their belonings!Get them a cart!
Houji in Soujiro's thoughts: yessir!
Princess in Soujiro's thoughts: Neigh*gnaws on bird while pulling cart*
Shishio in Soujiro's thoughts: Princess!!You dumb animal!You have hay over there!!I HATE AFTERLIFE!!
Soujiro: So THAT'S what Master Shishio's been doing! Heh! I thought he would rule them mercilessly, not bring them room service!*ends thinking* HEY! Wait for ME!!WAIT!!!HARUSAME!SONOMI!KAMATARI!!
In the city thing...
Sonomi: What about this one Kamatari?*hold out guy-kimono*
Kamatari: I hate it.
Harusame:OH COME ON!! You have to like at least ONE!
Kamatari: Well, that one over there is okay..I guess.*points to a fancy- expensive kimono that costs a million yen*
Soujiro: There goes our one million yen....
Harusame: At least it was for a good cause!Which reminds me, you need a job too!
Soujiro: But I don't wanna job!
Harusame: You told me to help you! Quote:"will you help us find jobs?"un- quote!So there!
Soujiro: But what about Sonomi!
Sonomi: Did you not hear the police-person? He said:"Sorry, there's nothing I can do for a girl." So I can't have one!YAY!
Kamatari: How does it look?* walks around in the expensive kimono*
All but Kamatari: Fine, good.
Harusame: TO THE POLICE!!*runs off using Shukuchi*
Soujiro: WAIT!NOT ALL OF US KNOW SHUKUCHI!!KAMATARI DOESN'T!!*uses Shukuchi to catch up*
Sonomi: YEAH!KAMATARI WANTED THE JOB!!*uses Shukuchi to catch up*
Kamatari: WAIT!!THE POLICE IS THE OTHER WAY!!BAKAS!!!*walks 40 paces to the police staion in fancy new guy kimono*
A couple minutes later.....
Kamatari: Yes, yes, okay, thanks!*scribbles notes on notepad-from-nowhere then walks out to find the three panting and irritated* WELL!Took you long enough..Just so you know, I have the job.
Sonomi: Well, we would be here earlier if HARUSAME hadn't run off the other way.
Harusame: I am direction-challenged....-_-
Soujiro: *pant* Good for you.I didn't know the police gave jobs.What did you get?
Kamatari: I am a spy!I told him all about the me-in-a-girl-kimono thing and he thought since it fooled him, it could fool anyone!I start work tommorow!
Author's note: Holy Crap!It the end!!BYE!!Review now if you want!!
Author's Note: See?No By: Chibi-Tenken, that's cause I won't bother to explain it over and over again.But what do you care?You just wanna read!To heck to the author's By: !!Anyways I know Kamatari had a job, I just think it would be "interesting" if we found that job!Sound good?*evil smile*No, today I'm not gonna make my characters need medical attention(much)!Anyways. Today I had 11 reviews *dies*....*needs medical attention*...*LIVES AGAIN!* WHY THE HECK AM I MAKIN' YOU SIT HERE?GO!GO!GO!
(Where we left off)
All: aww....
Kamatari: I know...-_-
Sonomi: We'll find you a job!
Harusame: That's not the ONLY person who needs a job though.*glare at Sonomi*
Sonomi: HEY! Soujiro needs one too!*glare at Soujiro*
Harusame: *glare at all three*Job, you moochers and new arrival.
Sonomi and Soujiro: But, but, *~friend~*, we wanna stay here.*~friend~*
Harusame: *Eyes begin to water*um....*eyes glare again*NO!No.., the abuse of *~friend~* has led me to stair injuries, a sleepless night, and I have been a crybaby anytime I felt bad for my *~friends~*. It's time now for me to stand up!You two find jobs with Kamatari or I'll....I'll....You'll make me cry!So there!
Kamatari: *claps* Nice speech.
Sonomi and Soujiro: .......*~friend~*....
Harusame: *begins to tense up again*
Soujiro: Will you help us find jobs?
Sonomi :Please?I promise, no more abuse of *~friend~*.
Harusame: Well...OKAY!*~friends~* ^_^
Later in the....city?I dunno..some area where restaurants and shops and stuff like that are...
Harusame: OH! LOOK!A "wanted" sign!!
Sonomi: Yeah, but you have to have killed three people and look like this:*some dumb criminal* The pay is good though, 1000000 yen!
Soujiro: Sonomi, that's a wanted sign for a criminal.It says that if you find him dead/alive they will give you a million yen for turning him in to the police.
Sonomi: YAY!I'll take it!!
They are somewhere in the woods in a clearing...
Harusame: This is the shortest job ever, this place has "criminal area" written all over it.
Kamatari: Holy Crap what IS that smell?
Soujiro: I think something died.
Harusame: MY NOSE!!AHH!!
All four run to the other side of the clearing.
Sonomi: FRESH AIR!!*gasp*
Harusame: We still haven't found him.*evil glare at the ground*
Soujiro: Wow! If looks could kill--THAT ONE WOULD!
Sonomi:I know!She's done that before and my heart just--stopped!It was creepy.
Kamatari: SHUTUP! Look there he is!*spies a stupid looking criminal in the middle of the field* I'm gonna go catch him!
Harusame: With WHAT?
Kamatari: My hands..
Soujiro: Go ahead then.
Kamatari slowly walks up and smacks the criminal with a stick he found on the ground.
Criminal: ....*knocked out*
Soujiro, Sonomi, and Harusame: Yay!He got him!*small celebration*
Kamatari: Oh yeah!Now I get a million yen!!
Sonomi: I agreed to the job though!
Kamatari: But I was the one who did the work!
Later at the police...
Police: Thanks kids, here is your one million yen!*hands a big jingly sack*
Soujiro: HEY!I thought you'd give us a million each.
Police: Are you kidding?!HAHA! No idiot'd give that much money to kids!
Harusame: We're all over ten here!!
Police: Well, since you put it that way...no.
Kamatari: Well, if you don't give us yen, give me a JOB!
Police: How about uh..*looks in files* no!Sorry, there's nothing I can do for a girl.
Kamatari:But..but..FINE!
Later at Harusame's house......
Harusame: You sap!You gave up without a fight!
Kamatari: What was I supposed to do? Hit him with my stick a found?
Harusame: Well, there's an idea!Let's go back!
Soujiro: But, Harusame, if he opposed to the government, he could be arrested. And then he'd never get a job.
Sonomi: But technically, that was not a legibile argument. Had he known Kamatari was a guy I'm sure there woulda been something.
Harusame: "Had he known Kamatari was a guy" There's ANOTHER Idea!
Soujiro: hmm?
Sonomi: Eh?
Kamatari: What?
Harusame: It's so simple, we'll make Kamtari look like a guy!
Kamatari: NO!!! I HATE GUY KIMONOS!
Soujiro: What's that supposed to mean?*suspicious glare*
Kamatari: Nothing, I just think it's a stupid plan.
Harusame: You got any better plans? Eh?
All but Harusame: .........
Harusame: That's what I thought!*hmph* Let's go transform Kamatari!!
Kamatari: I'm so scared right about now.....
Soujiro: That's alright! *thinks* HEY!It's master Shishio's voice!And Yumi's! And Houji's!
Shishio in Soujiro's thoughts: Get that dead bird a room!What am I running? A hotel?
Yumi in Soujiro's thoughts: Basically!Only they never check-out!
Shishio in Soujiro's thoughts: And where the heck is my bell-boy?!*rings bell twenty times in frustration*
Houji in Soujiro's thoughts: You called?
Shishio in Soujiro's thoughts: This person was buried with their belonings!Get them a cart!
Houji in Soujiro's thoughts: yessir!
Princess in Soujiro's thoughts: Neigh*gnaws on bird while pulling cart*
Shishio in Soujiro's thoughts: Princess!!You dumb animal!You have hay over there!!I HATE AFTERLIFE!!
Soujiro: So THAT'S what Master Shishio's been doing! Heh! I thought he would rule them mercilessly, not bring them room service!*ends thinking* HEY! Wait for ME!!WAIT!!!HARUSAME!SONOMI!KAMATARI!!
In the city thing...
Sonomi: What about this one Kamatari?*hold out guy-kimono*
Kamatari: I hate it.
Harusame:OH COME ON!! You have to like at least ONE!
Kamatari: Well, that one over there is okay..I guess.*points to a fancy- expensive kimono that costs a million yen*
Soujiro: There goes our one million yen....
Harusame: At least it was for a good cause!Which reminds me, you need a job too!
Soujiro: But I don't wanna job!
Harusame: You told me to help you! Quote:"will you help us find jobs?"un- quote!So there!
Soujiro: But what about Sonomi!
Sonomi: Did you not hear the police-person? He said:"Sorry, there's nothing I can do for a girl." So I can't have one!YAY!
Kamatari: How does it look?* walks around in the expensive kimono*
All but Kamatari: Fine, good.
Harusame: TO THE POLICE!!*runs off using Shukuchi*
Soujiro: WAIT!NOT ALL OF US KNOW SHUKUCHI!!KAMATARI DOESN'T!!*uses Shukuchi to catch up*
Sonomi: YEAH!KAMATARI WANTED THE JOB!!*uses Shukuchi to catch up*
Kamatari: WAIT!!THE POLICE IS THE OTHER WAY!!BAKAS!!!*walks 40 paces to the police staion in fancy new guy kimono*
A couple minutes later.....
Kamatari: Yes, yes, okay, thanks!*scribbles notes on notepad-from-nowhere then walks out to find the three panting and irritated* WELL!Took you long enough..Just so you know, I have the job.
Sonomi: Well, we would be here earlier if HARUSAME hadn't run off the other way.
Harusame: I am direction-challenged....-_-
Soujiro: *pant* Good for you.I didn't know the police gave jobs.What did you get?
Kamatari: I am a spy!I told him all about the me-in-a-girl-kimono thing and he thought since it fooled him, it could fool anyone!I start work tommorow!
Author's note: Holy Crap!It the end!!BYE!!Review now if you want!!