Chapter Five!*holds up five fingers*
Author's Note:Hi!This is Chapter Five!wow!Anyways, once your done, please review so I know you read it.You can put anything, even "hi" just so long as you review. I'm not forcing you of course, but it motivates me if you review. (It also makes me feel happy)AND Kamatari is, in fact, a guy.(I suggest reading the character bios on websites, and it said so in one of the episodes.)Anyways, yes, READ!
The three( Kamatari went away*sniff*BYE!) were eating food in the afternoon at Harusame's house.
Harusame: I'm glad Kamatari got a job. Now it's YOUR turn Soujiro.
Soujiro: NO!Please, please, PLEASE!!I don't wanna job. I'm fine like this.
Sonomi: He kills birds, that's his job.
Harusame: Demo....
Sonomi: uh-uh. What are you gonna do with this big house? Besides, I've been sleeping later without those acursed birds.
Soujiro: Yeah!It's much quieter in the morning!
Harusame: Fine..but you could at least do something besides kill nature's alarm clock.
Sonomi: Ya know, that sounds funny coming from someone who killed a guy in her youth.
Harusame: HEY!He killed my dad first. And I was traumatized!
Soujiro: Yes, and we all feel very sorry for you. But that doesn't mean you can kick me out and let me starve.
Harusame: I wouldn't let you starve!I'll give you some food.
Soujiro: What if I ate all that food?
Harusame: That would be your fault.
Soujiro and Sonomi: I thought you weren't mean to *~friends~*...
Harusame: I'm NOT!I..I...fine...Soujiro stays here and nobody gets kicked out.I just feel too soft on you two sometimes...
Sonomi: Aww, c'mon, you know you like company!You were lonely before I came here, ahh I remember...you walked all alone, woke up to a dumb bird in your window, and ate food you didn't make, you talked to no one, and you moped around.
Harusame: I am anti-social.
Sonomi: WHO CARES?!?!
Soujiro: Can I have some more tea?
Harusame: How random can you get?
Soujiro: I dunno, never tryed.
Sonomi: That's cause you were all alone too, as well as me, see? It all works out.
Harusame: You are a strange voice of reason!No wonder your my friend!
*Doorbell rings*
Soujiro: WOW!HI!IT'S YOU!Hi Mister Himura!!!!!!!!
Harusame: Himura?OH! KENSHIN!!!*jumps over to door*
Sonomi:Kenshin?Who?*walks over to door*
Harusame: And Sano....Hi!
Kenshin:It's been a while Soujiro.Oh, Hello Harusame, and who is this?
Sonomi: My name is Sonomi you...Which one's Kenshin Harusame?
Harusame: The shorter one is Kenshin and the rooster-head is Sano.
Sano: *thinking* This is NOT the Shirobeko, I knew we shoulda asked for directions!Isn't that...Soujiro?I thought he was going away. I remember Harusame..but..who is the evil-looking one?*ends* Hi...how are you?
Soujiro: I remember you!You were the one who was with Kenshin when I fought him!!
Harusame: I hate reunions...now there's gonna be a long conversation about the past and other boring crud like that. Stupid rooster, didn't know his way to Kyoto.No wonder he can't find a restaurant.He can't even tell one from a house.Baka.
Sano: WHO YOU CALLIN' BAKA!?!?!
Harusame: No one.
Sano: Wanna say that again shorty?
Harusame: SHORTY?!?!THAT'S IT!*tries to hit Sano upside the head but she can't reach him* GET DOWN HERE!!
Sano: Heh...OW!*Harusame kicked him in the knee instead*
Harusame: THERE'S YOUR SHORTY!!HAHA!!
Soujiro and Kenshin:heh heh, now, now, you two!
Harusame: You can't catch me!!haha!*raspberry*
Sano: Oh yeah? FUTAE NO KIWAMI!!*SMASH*
Soujiro and Kenshin: RUN!*run inside the house*
Sonomi: *gets realllllllly mad*HEYYYY!!!!STOP!!!!WILL EVERYBODY COME INSIDE AND WE CAN SETTLE THIS LIKE SANE PEOPLE!!!OR I'LL KILL YOU ALL!*earth shakes and birds scatter out of the woods*
Everyone stops fighting.
Later inside...
Harusame:*stares at Sano*
Sano: *stares at Harusame, holds knee*
Soujiro: Okay, now that we are all calmed down, Kenshin, Sano, How are you?
Kenshin: I'm fine thank you, how are you? Why are you here?
Sano: Minus the knee I'm great.You?
Soujiro:I'm fine!As to why I'm here, well, I just sort of wandered here, hungry, tired, and poor!So Harusame is letting me stay here!
Sonomi: I'm fine, *sigh* yeah, fine, I'm calm now, so I'm fine!
Harusame:*glare at Sano* I'm good, but I feel like I'm running a Hotel. Those two are staying here as my *~friends~*.Hopefully you two aren't homeless.
Kenshin: No, if fact we still live at the Kamiya Dojo.
Harusame and Sano:Thank GOD!
Harusame: Why are you here in the first place?
Sano: We were looking for a wanted criminal.
Soujiro: *gasp* Who?
Kenshin: This person*holds up the SAME wanted poster as in chapter four*
Sano: He owes me money.
Harusame: We hate to break it to you but...we already caught him.Sorry.
Sano: WHAT?!?!Why?How?When? Aww kuso....
Soujiro: We caught him because we were all looking for jobs and Kamatari was here too.He hit him with a stick.
*somewhere in Japan*
Kamatari: *sneeze*Someone talkin' about me?
*back in Harusame's house*
Harusame: And then we turned the sad piece o' crap in.
Sonomi:And we got one million yen!!
Kenshin: Oh, to bad, that money could've paid for all of Sano's money he owes at the Akabeko and Shirobeko.
Harusame: Well, too bad!^_^
Sano: What the heck were you thinking?!?!Where's the money?
Soujiro: In the city-thing, in some cashier's money box.
Sano: Why-would-it-be-THERE?
Harusame: We spent it getting Kamatari a guy-kimono so he could get a job!
Sano: Crap, is all I can say.
Soujiro: Gomen Nasai Mr.Sano!^_^
Sonomi: Find another criminal!^_^
Kenshin: Well, that piece of news was depressing.I guess we better go back to Tokyo eh Sano?
Sano: Yeah, get outta here.
Harusame: It was nice to see you both again!^o^ Bye-bye!!
Soujiro: Sayonara Mr.Himura, Mr.Sano!!!*waves*
Sonomi: See ya!!*piece sign*
Kenshin: OH! Can you three come over to Tokyo tomorrow?It's gonna be Yahiko's Birthday De gozaru!!!I'm sure he'd like some more guests!
Soujiro: OKAY!!
Sonomi: Sure!
Harusame: Is Miss Kaoru cooking?
Sano: OF COURSE!So you better not come!*crafty smile*
Kenshin: NO!OF COURSE NOT!THEN NO ONE'D COME!!WE ARE ORDERING FROM AKABEKO!!BYE!!!!
*Kamiya Dojo*
Kaoru: I don't know why, but when Kenshin comes back, I'm gonna kick his sorry hide!..Hmm...I wonder where that came from!
Kenshin:*walking down a path toTokyo* Hey Sano, do you think Miss Kaoru will be mad that I said her cooking tastes horrid?*at the Kamiya Dojo, they open the door.*
Sano: *sees an angry Kaoru in their way*Uhh....Three Guesses.
Kaoru:KENSHIN!I feel like kickin' your sorry hide!!*begins to chase*
Kenshin: OROOOO!!!GOMEN!GOMEN!!!GOMEN KAORU!!AHHH!!!*runs for dear life*
Kaoru: YOU CAN'T RUN FOREVER!!
Sano: RUN KENSHIN RUUUNNN!!!!*flees inside Dojo*
*Four o' clock, Harusame's House* Soujiro's room...
Harusame: SOUJIRO!!WAKE UP, IT'S TIME TO GO TO TOKYO!WE WANNA BE THERE EARLY AND NOT LATE!!
Soujiro: NO Yelling please, I'm up.
Harusame:Okay!^_^Hurry, or we'll be late!
Soujiro: Fine, but don't leave without me.
Harusame: I wouldn't and if I did, you'd be mad or maybe you'd do something bad to my house while I'm not here!
Sonomi's room... Harusame: Why is it so dark in here?Oh well..SONOMI!!WAKE UP!!TIME TO GO TO TOKYO!HURRY UP SO WE WON'T BE LATE!!
Sonomi: AHH!Your worse than the friggin' birdsStop yelling!
Harusame: I did.
Sonomi: Okay, breakfast?
Harusame: It's packed downstairs. We don't wanna waste time having a comfy meal!Tokyo's quite a bit away!
Author's Note: What horrors esue on the way and at Yahiko's Party?Find Out in Chapter:SIX!!Muahaha!! Also:More Characters come!Please once again R&R!I really like it!!If you feel I got something wrong, go ahead and tell me but be polite!^_^
Author's Note:Hi!This is Chapter Five!wow!Anyways, once your done, please review so I know you read it.You can put anything, even "hi" just so long as you review. I'm not forcing you of course, but it motivates me if you review. (It also makes me feel happy)AND Kamatari is, in fact, a guy.(I suggest reading the character bios on websites, and it said so in one of the episodes.)Anyways, yes, READ!
The three( Kamatari went away*sniff*BYE!) were eating food in the afternoon at Harusame's house.
Harusame: I'm glad Kamatari got a job. Now it's YOUR turn Soujiro.
Soujiro: NO!Please, please, PLEASE!!I don't wanna job. I'm fine like this.
Sonomi: He kills birds, that's his job.
Harusame: Demo....
Sonomi: uh-uh. What are you gonna do with this big house? Besides, I've been sleeping later without those acursed birds.
Soujiro: Yeah!It's much quieter in the morning!
Harusame: Fine..but you could at least do something besides kill nature's alarm clock.
Sonomi: Ya know, that sounds funny coming from someone who killed a guy in her youth.
Harusame: HEY!He killed my dad first. And I was traumatized!
Soujiro: Yes, and we all feel very sorry for you. But that doesn't mean you can kick me out and let me starve.
Harusame: I wouldn't let you starve!I'll give you some food.
Soujiro: What if I ate all that food?
Harusame: That would be your fault.
Soujiro and Sonomi: I thought you weren't mean to *~friends~*...
Harusame: I'm NOT!I..I...fine...Soujiro stays here and nobody gets kicked out.I just feel too soft on you two sometimes...
Sonomi: Aww, c'mon, you know you like company!You were lonely before I came here, ahh I remember...you walked all alone, woke up to a dumb bird in your window, and ate food you didn't make, you talked to no one, and you moped around.
Harusame: I am anti-social.
Sonomi: WHO CARES?!?!
Soujiro: Can I have some more tea?
Harusame: How random can you get?
Soujiro: I dunno, never tryed.
Sonomi: That's cause you were all alone too, as well as me, see? It all works out.
Harusame: You are a strange voice of reason!No wonder your my friend!
*Doorbell rings*
Soujiro: WOW!HI!IT'S YOU!Hi Mister Himura!!!!!!!!
Harusame: Himura?OH! KENSHIN!!!*jumps over to door*
Sonomi:Kenshin?Who?*walks over to door*
Harusame: And Sano....Hi!
Kenshin:It's been a while Soujiro.Oh, Hello Harusame, and who is this?
Sonomi: My name is Sonomi you...Which one's Kenshin Harusame?
Harusame: The shorter one is Kenshin and the rooster-head is Sano.
Sano: *thinking* This is NOT the Shirobeko, I knew we shoulda asked for directions!Isn't that...Soujiro?I thought he was going away. I remember Harusame..but..who is the evil-looking one?*ends* Hi...how are you?
Soujiro: I remember you!You were the one who was with Kenshin when I fought him!!
Harusame: I hate reunions...now there's gonna be a long conversation about the past and other boring crud like that. Stupid rooster, didn't know his way to Kyoto.No wonder he can't find a restaurant.He can't even tell one from a house.Baka.
Sano: WHO YOU CALLIN' BAKA!?!?!
Harusame: No one.
Sano: Wanna say that again shorty?
Harusame: SHORTY?!?!THAT'S IT!*tries to hit Sano upside the head but she can't reach him* GET DOWN HERE!!
Sano: Heh...OW!*Harusame kicked him in the knee instead*
Harusame: THERE'S YOUR SHORTY!!HAHA!!
Soujiro and Kenshin:heh heh, now, now, you two!
Harusame: You can't catch me!!haha!*raspberry*
Sano: Oh yeah? FUTAE NO KIWAMI!!*SMASH*
Soujiro and Kenshin: RUN!*run inside the house*
Sonomi: *gets realllllllly mad*HEYYYY!!!!STOP!!!!WILL EVERYBODY COME INSIDE AND WE CAN SETTLE THIS LIKE SANE PEOPLE!!!OR I'LL KILL YOU ALL!*earth shakes and birds scatter out of the woods*
Everyone stops fighting.
Later inside...
Harusame:*stares at Sano*
Sano: *stares at Harusame, holds knee*
Soujiro: Okay, now that we are all calmed down, Kenshin, Sano, How are you?
Kenshin: I'm fine thank you, how are you? Why are you here?
Sano: Minus the knee I'm great.You?
Soujiro:I'm fine!As to why I'm here, well, I just sort of wandered here, hungry, tired, and poor!So Harusame is letting me stay here!
Sonomi: I'm fine, *sigh* yeah, fine, I'm calm now, so I'm fine!
Harusame:*glare at Sano* I'm good, but I feel like I'm running a Hotel. Those two are staying here as my *~friends~*.Hopefully you two aren't homeless.
Kenshin: No, if fact we still live at the Kamiya Dojo.
Harusame and Sano:Thank GOD!
Harusame: Why are you here in the first place?
Sano: We were looking for a wanted criminal.
Soujiro: *gasp* Who?
Kenshin: This person*holds up the SAME wanted poster as in chapter four*
Sano: He owes me money.
Harusame: We hate to break it to you but...we already caught him.Sorry.
Sano: WHAT?!?!Why?How?When? Aww kuso....
Soujiro: We caught him because we were all looking for jobs and Kamatari was here too.He hit him with a stick.
*somewhere in Japan*
Kamatari: *sneeze*Someone talkin' about me?
*back in Harusame's house*
Harusame: And then we turned the sad piece o' crap in.
Sonomi:And we got one million yen!!
Kenshin: Oh, to bad, that money could've paid for all of Sano's money he owes at the Akabeko and Shirobeko.
Harusame: Well, too bad!^_^
Sano: What the heck were you thinking?!?!Where's the money?
Soujiro: In the city-thing, in some cashier's money box.
Sano: Why-would-it-be-THERE?
Harusame: We spent it getting Kamatari a guy-kimono so he could get a job!
Sano: Crap, is all I can say.
Soujiro: Gomen Nasai Mr.Sano!^_^
Sonomi: Find another criminal!^_^
Kenshin: Well, that piece of news was depressing.I guess we better go back to Tokyo eh Sano?
Sano: Yeah, get outta here.
Harusame: It was nice to see you both again!^o^ Bye-bye!!
Soujiro: Sayonara Mr.Himura, Mr.Sano!!!*waves*
Sonomi: See ya!!*piece sign*
Kenshin: OH! Can you three come over to Tokyo tomorrow?It's gonna be Yahiko's Birthday De gozaru!!!I'm sure he'd like some more guests!
Soujiro: OKAY!!
Sonomi: Sure!
Harusame: Is Miss Kaoru cooking?
Sano: OF COURSE!So you better not come!*crafty smile*
Kenshin: NO!OF COURSE NOT!THEN NO ONE'D COME!!WE ARE ORDERING FROM AKABEKO!!BYE!!!!
*Kamiya Dojo*
Kaoru: I don't know why, but when Kenshin comes back, I'm gonna kick his sorry hide!..Hmm...I wonder where that came from!
Kenshin:*walking down a path toTokyo* Hey Sano, do you think Miss Kaoru will be mad that I said her cooking tastes horrid?*at the Kamiya Dojo, they open the door.*
Sano: *sees an angry Kaoru in their way*Uhh....Three Guesses.
Kaoru:KENSHIN!I feel like kickin' your sorry hide!!*begins to chase*
Kenshin: OROOOO!!!GOMEN!GOMEN!!!GOMEN KAORU!!AHHH!!!*runs for dear life*
Kaoru: YOU CAN'T RUN FOREVER!!
Sano: RUN KENSHIN RUUUNNN!!!!*flees inside Dojo*
*Four o' clock, Harusame's House* Soujiro's room...
Harusame: SOUJIRO!!WAKE UP, IT'S TIME TO GO TO TOKYO!WE WANNA BE THERE EARLY AND NOT LATE!!
Soujiro: NO Yelling please, I'm up.
Harusame:Okay!^_^Hurry, or we'll be late!
Soujiro: Fine, but don't leave without me.
Harusame: I wouldn't and if I did, you'd be mad or maybe you'd do something bad to my house while I'm not here!
Sonomi's room... Harusame: Why is it so dark in here?Oh well..SONOMI!!WAKE UP!!TIME TO GO TO TOKYO!HURRY UP SO WE WON'T BE LATE!!
Sonomi: AHH!Your worse than the friggin' birdsStop yelling!
Harusame: I did.
Sonomi: Okay, breakfast?
Harusame: It's packed downstairs. We don't wanna waste time having a comfy meal!Tokyo's quite a bit away!
Author's Note: What horrors esue on the way and at Yahiko's Party?Find Out in Chapter:SIX!!Muahaha!! Also:More Characters come!Please once again R&R!I really like it!!If you feel I got something wrong, go ahead and tell me but be polite!^_^