Mind of the Uchiha
By Vitreux
Standard Disclaimers Apply.
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Chapter Two
The Secret
Sasuke sat on a large rock with his chin supporting on his palm, staring straight in front with a bored expression. It had been a while- two hours thirty-three minutes and forty-one seconds to be exact. An irritated sigh escaped his lips as his hand went limp on his lap.
"What am I suppose to do?" he asked himself. "Avoid human contact until this craziness is over? What if it never goes away?" his eyes widened. "I'll become a hermit!"
A cool wave of wind suddenly brushed over his unmoving body. He sighed again.
Then, a shuffling noise behind him shook him out of his reverie. Head turning in alarm, he swiftly jumped down from the rock and held out a kunai.
"Who's there?" he hissed.
A figure appeared behind the bushes. It was Naruto.
"You." Sasuke glared.
"Yeah. Me. What's your problem?" Naruto folded his arms and declared. "I don't know why you said all those things to Sakura-chan back on the bridge, but you sure as hell scared her!"
Sasuke rolled his eyes. Well, obviously! He had managed to scare himself with that terrible straight-forward mouth, how could he not scare Sakura?
"You don't know anything." Sasuke put his hands in his pockets and spat.
"Well with that stupid I'm-the-mighty-Sasuke attitude of yours it's not like anything can help!"
He raised his eyebrow. "Mighty Sasuke? Where did you get the idea of that from?"
"I get that impression all the time." Naruto nodded at himself, but later shook his head rapidly and pointed at the Uchiha. "Hey you TRICKED me! Don't change the subject!"
"I was only asking a question, Naruto. Besides, it's not like that little brain of yours can think of anything logical."
"Try me." He growled.
Sasuke hesitated for a moment before giving in, and motioned his hand for him to come nearer. Naruto's eye twitched when he heard the words Sasuke whispered into his mouth, and a while later his face contorted into a wide smile as he laughed out loud and clutched onto his stomach desperately.
"AHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Oh for the love of the friggin' Hokage!! Are you serious?!"
"Be QUIET you ass! Someone might hear!! Yes I'm serious and would you please stop laughing like that, it's not funny at all!"
"Okay, okay! Geez I'm sorry!" Naruto managed to calm himself down. "No wonder you said all those things back on the bridge. Hey wait, that means-" Naruto widened his eyes, "You LIKE Sak-"
Sasuke quickly covered Naruto's mouth as the blond struggled. "Do not ask me that question. Those words just came out of my mouth before I can stop it."
Naruto shook his hands away. "Fine I won't. But you should tell her."
"Tell her what?"
"That you can't lie."
"WHAT!" Sasuke stared at him like he was crazy. "No! No! And for the third and the fourth and the fifth time NO!!"
"Why the hell not?!"
"Because when she asks me things I'll have to answer her with the exact truths. That's just plain insane."
"So?"
"What do you mean so?"
"I mean… so??"
Sasuke sighed and put a hand through his black hair. "She cannot know what I think."
Naruto stared at him, confusion etched all over his face. He hit his fist against his palm when an idea popped out. "Now that you can't lie… I'll have to ask you some questions."
Sasuke had a feeling that this wouldn't be pretty.
"Remember the other day when I asked you for-"
Sasuke's eyes went large. "Yes I DO remember! Well I did have money with me but I was running short and knowing you, you'll probably just loose it somewhere. What I'm trying to say here is that money shouldn't be wasted!" he blurted.
Naruto stood there dumb folded. "What?"
"… Aren't you going to ask that day when you asked me for some change?"
"NO! But now I do know why you kept on reminding me how broke you are that day!! You JERK!"
"Don't call me a jerk you insensitive idiot!"
"That's not the point! I want to ask questions dammit!"
"No one's stopping you!"
"Listen up carefully Sasuke, because this is something really important." Naruto spoke cautiously. Sasuke raised his eyebrow, wondering what was on his mind, he sounded so serious.
"How do I look?"
"Around twelve."
"How do I fight?"
"You're getting stronger, which is bothering me greatly because I'm supposed to be the strongest."
"Am I smart?"
Sasuke stared at him with a funny expression, when he opened his mouth to speak Naruto cut him off.
"No don't answer that. Hmmm why do you always wear dark colors?"
"Dark colors rock man! And it makes my eyes look good."
Naruto stared at him in disbelief. "Do you… do you think you're handsome?"
"Hell yeah! ERK-" Sasuke covered his mouth. Naruto laughed.
"Are you gay?"
"NO!"
"Wow really? I used to think you are gay because you never get interested in girls."
"That's because all of them are so whiny! I hate those high-pitched, squeaky screams that just yell at me 'Sasuke-kun! Sasuke-kun!' all day! They're absolutely pointless and annoying."
"I totally agree with you. Hmmm what do you think of Sakura-chan?"
"Well, she's the brightest person I've ever known, and she has a great sense of responsibility-"
"Chill! I mean PHYSICALLY you twit!"
"Her eyes, and her rack, don't forget about that ass too, and that tiny waist, plus she smells nice- HOLY SHIT I can't believe you just asked me that!"
"Sasuke, are you aware it's disturbing for me to find out you smell people?"
"No."
"No what?"
"No I don't know that I disturb you."
"You don't have to answer that."
"But you asked me!"
"No I didn't!"
"Yes you did!"
"No I didn't!"
"YES you did!"
'When?!"
"Right after you said 'physically you twit!' then I said 'her eyes, and her rack, don't forget about that ass too, and that tiny waist, plus she smells nice- holy shit I can't believe you just asked me that' then you said 'Sasuke, are you aware it's disturbing…"
"WHOA stop!! Rewind, and let's cool down… you are saying WAY too much words!" Naruto said.
"You asked me, all right?! It's not like I want to answer!"
"Dammit! What are you planning to do?!"
"I'll become a hermit."
"Face the truth man, you're already one."
Sasuke glared. Somehow he felt that this was going to be a long, suffering, and intolerable time of the year… all because of that Fairy Itachi. His brother for kami-sama's sake!! He swore, if he ever saw him again he would-
"Hey Sasuke are you sure you're not bisexual?"
"WHY DO YOU KEEP ON ASKING THAT?!"
All right, this chapter sucked. I hate it - __-+ Some reviewers asked me if Sasuke likes Sakura… haha you'll know in the future chapters ^_~ do you people want it Sasusaku? I personally don't mind…
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