Chapter Six: What are YOU doing here? I didn't invite YOU...
Authors Note: Re-vi-ews*faints* Soujiro:AUTHOR!NOOOO!! Sonomi: AUTHOR NOOO! Harusame: my..other..self..MY HEART!*clutches heart* I amO-KAY!^-^*blush* Thanks for reviewing!*blush* Reviews make me Hap-py!^_^This is chapter six!*holds up five fingers and a pencil taped to her palm*
The obvious three are walking to the Kamiya Dojo..
Soujiro: How much farther?My feet hurt.
Harusame: I dunno, but my feet hurt too.
Sonomi: We are about a half mile away!
Soujiro: How do you know?
Sonomi: See? That balloon up there says "Happy Birthday" and it's about a half mile away from us.*points to a pink balloon that says "Happy Birthday"*
Harusame: Why the he** is it pink?
Sonomi: *gasp* Harusame!You pottymouth!o.O
Soujiro: You think that's bad!You should hear some of the stuff Master Shishio said!^_^ ahh the good old days!*ESP KICKING IN*
Shishio: New customer!!BELL BOY WHERE THE HE** ARE YOU?!?!?!*rings bell many times, then breaks it*
Houji: Somehow, this small dragonfly looks familiar.
Bob: My name is Bob...(You are welcome!^-^)
Houji: Just Bob?
Bob: Just Bob..
Yumi: Welcome, you look familiar.
Bob: There are no inferno pipes around here, are there?
Yumi: This whole thing is an inferno pipe.Notice the heat?
Bob: I had a BAD expierience with an inferno pipe..*shudders*
Shishio: Just get a room.
Bob: Can I go to heaven?
Yumi: I don't see why not!You did nothing bad, I dunno why you're here.
Bob: TO HEAVEN!!^_______^*flys up to heaven*
Shishio: KUSO!!WAIT COME BACK!!!!*chases after dragonfly who is long gone with a butterfly net*
Yumi: MASTER SHISHIO!TAKE YOU'RE HORSEY!!*pushes Princess to Shishio*
Shishio:Thanks!COME PRINCESS!LET'S GO CATCH A DRAGONFLY- THING!!MUAHAHAHAHA!! *rises into the sky*
Houji: Is he coming back?
Yumi: when he gets the dragonfly!^_^ *end ESP* Soujiro: Get the customer back Master Shishio!*smile*
Harusame: What in the world are you talking about?
Soujiro: *anime sweatdrop* OH!hehe, nothing!
Harusame: No I heard you, you were talking about Master Shishio.
Soujiro: I said nothing!Really, nothing at all, just a thought!*backing away from Harusame*
Harusame: You tell me!*come closer* NOW! PLEASE!!
Soujiro: NO!It's REALLY NOTHING!*runs toward Dojo which is now in sight*
Harusame: COME BACK AND TELL ME!I WON'T LAUGH I PROMISE!!*chases Soujiro and catches him by the wrist*GOTCHA!
Sonomi: We're here!*knocks door while Soujiro is frantically trying to pry his wrist from Harusame*
Soujiro: NO!
Harusame: YES!*pulls on his wrist*
Soujiro: OWIE!!NO NO NO!!*trying to run away*
Harusame: YES!TELL ME!!!YES YES YES!!TELL ME WHAT YOU SAID!!!!!!OR I'LL NEVER LET GO!!
Soujiro: I TOLD MASTER SHISHIO TO GET HIS CUSTOMER BACK!!!THERE!!!
Harusame:*let's go of wrist* You're strange, do you have ESP or something?
Soujiro: Yes...
Sonomi: COME ON!!
Harusame and Soujiro: WAIT!!*Harusame runs to the dojo while Soujiro walks, rubbing his poor wrist*
Kenshin: Nice to see you!I hope you had a safe trip.
Soujiro: Sort of..
Harusame: Yes!But Soujiro was being disagreeable so I hurt his wrist.
Sonomi: *gasp* Say sorry!
Harusame: Demo...
Sonomi: Say it!
Harusame: Fine, gomen Soujiro.
Soujiro: *rubbing wrist* It's fine, it doesn't need Medical Attention.
Harusame: So this is the Kamiya Dojo, It's been a while since I saw it. *looks around* THERE'S THE BIRTHDAY BOY!!HI YAHIKO-CHAN!!!
Soujiro: Yahiko? Sounds familiar, Oh!The Aoiya incident.
Sonomi: So many people I dont' know!HEY YOU!SMOKING IS BAD FOR YOU'RE LUNGS!!*runs after Saitou and thrws his cigarette into the bushes*AND YOU!DON'T SIT IN THE SHADOWS!!THIS IS A PARTY!*runs to Aoshi and drags him out of the shade* AND YOU!OH YOU BROKE IT MISTER!!SAKE IS BAD FOR YOUR MENTAL HEALTH!!*Runs towrd Hiko and grabs Sake bottle from his hand, and SMASHES it to the ground*
Hiko: OMG, you little..YOU BROKE MY SAKE!!!*chases after Sonomi*
Sonomi: NOOO!!AHH!!!*runs up tree*
Kenshin: hehe..now now Master...we needn't be violent...hehe...Master?*Hiko is trying to grab Sonomi who climbed up a tree*
Harusame: LEAVE MY FRIEND ALONE!!!*kicks Hiko's knee*
Hiko: AH CRAP!!*jumps up and down holding knee*
Sano: She has a knack for doing that.
Saitou: You took away my ciggy...baka...I am the WOLF OF MIBU!!
Soujiro: Let's not make enemies hehe..*backs away from Saitou*
Saitou: *looks at Soujiro* HEY! I remember YOU!How ya been.
Soujiro: *still backing away from Saitou* O-o-okay!hehe...You?
Saitou: Just fine..Any of the other Juppon Gatana here, besides Harusame over there?
Soujiro: Not that I know of.
Suddenly the doorbell rings.
Kaoru: Where do they keep COMING FROM?Everybody 'member Kamatari here?
Soujiro, Harusame, and Sonomi(who climbed down from the tree): OH!PICK ME!PICK ME!!
Yahiko: HEY!IT'S THE GIRL/BOY!
Misao: I know him!(bad memories)
Kenshin:No clue.
Sano: ditto
Saitou: ditto
Hiko: Maybe...
Aoshi: uh..no...
Kamatari: Hi everybody!!*smile*I remember most of you!!*walks in* Nice place you got here. Oh?You again?*someone comes following Kamatari, three guesses darkness eclipsed..Your welcome*
Kamatari: Everybody, this is Gessho..
Soujiro: It's...Kama's twin.
Harusame: Hi? girl right?
Gessho: YES!
Harusame: ALRIGHT!I GOT IT RIGHT!!*jumps in air*
Sonomi: I feel like sich a crappin' stranger here.T.T
Yahiko: I WANT MY CAKE NOW!!
Megumi: I GOT DAILOGUE!!YAY!No Yahiko..cake is later.
Yahiko: Oh?THEN YOU'RE UGLY TOO!!JUST LIKE KAORU!!UGLY UGLY UGLY!!!
Megumi and Kaoru: WELL THAT'S YOU'RE OPINION BRAT!!Kenshin, how do I look?*puupy-dog eyes*
Kenshin: Uh...Fine..
Megumi and Kaoru: FINE?!?!?!
Kenshin: GOMEN!You're both pretty!!DON'T HURT ME!!
Later....after all has been sorted..
Yahiko: I want CAKE!!CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE!!
Gessho: I'm bored..Kamatari..I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE!*hug*
Kamatari: Air..air..please..air..*gasp*
Gessho: GOMEN!*let's go*
Kamatari: *GASP*Thank you?
Gessho: YOU'RE WELCOME!!
Harusame: *Slowly bangs fist against the wall* I am regretting this.
Soujiro: I KNOW!LET'S BREAK SOMETHING!!
Sonomi: Sure!No birds though.
Soujiro: aww..Let's go anyways.
Harusame:OKAY!Kama, Gessho, wanna come?
Both: Sure, breaking stuff is fun!
All: *evil smile*
Later in the kitchen....
Harusame: OHMIGOSH!!Cookies!!*eats cookies*
Soujiro: We're here to break stuff
Harusame: Oh..yeah..well..kitchen sucks.
Sonomi:TO THE BACKYARD!!
All: *follow*
In the Backyard...
Soujiro: HERE'S SOMETHING!!*picks up a katana* And...*breaks katana* That kinda was boring.
We leave them for a while..
Sano: Yahiko, you're party sucks.
Aluva suddden *BOOOMM!**CRASH!*
Harusame: *gasp* ohmigosh...what did you do Kamatari?
Kamatari: I broke Kaoru's tree with half of my sythe..
Sonomi: I don't think she's gonna like that.
Soujiro: RUN!
All: *run to the other side of the house*
Everybody else comes out.
Sano: OH YEAH!ACTION!
Yahiko: RUN!
Kenshin: Why?
Megumi: 'cause if we are here when Kaoru comes, she'll think we did it and cook for us.
Kenshin: She's right.RUN!
All: *run to other side of house and bump into the trouble-makers*
Kenshin's group: What happened?
Kamatari: Detsuni..
Gessho: HE BROKE THE TREE!
Kamatari: NO I DIDN'T!!*panicy*
Harusame: Kaoru's coming!RUN!
All: *run to other side of house and bump into Kaoru*
All: AHH!
Kaoru: AHH!!
All: AHH!
Kaoru: AHH!It's cake time!
Yahiko: YAY CAKE!*runs inside house*
Rest: YAY CAKE!*runs inside house*
Kaoru: What happened to my tree?
All: It uh...a camera took it's soul away.
Sano: da** those cameras!
All: *gasp* Potty mouth!
Later...everyone is around the table which holds the cake..
Kaoru: Okay!Get ready to song the birthday song!!1-2-3 GO!
Harusame: Kowareru Hodo aishitemo! Sanbun no ichi mo tsutawaranai!Junjou na Kanjou wa karamawari!
Sonomi: That's not the birthday song!
Soujiro: Why are you singing Junjou na kanjou?
Harusame: Because the birthday song sucks.I like Junjou Na Kanjou better!*smile*
Yahiko: Well tough luck..
All: *sing birthday song with chacha chaas and everything*
Yahiko: Thanks guys and girls!*sniff*Hey, where's Kamatari?
Gessho: OH NO!Kama-chan!where are you?
*WHOOSH!**CRASH!*
Kamatari: I LOVE BREAKING TREES!!
Harusame: Uhh...now miss Kaoru....uh MISS KAORU WAIT!I WANT CAKE!
Kaoru(who was about to go hurt Kamatari): Oh..hehe..okay!Here*slices cake* It's banana!
Harusame: AHH! I HATE BANANAS!!*runs out*KAMA!WAIT FOR ME!!LEAVE ME SOME TREES!!
Gessho, Soujiro, and Sonomi: WAIT!LEAVE SOME FOR US!*runs out*
Kaoru: MY TREES!!NOOO!!!*runs out*
Sano: Yeah!More cake for me!!*eats cake*
Yahiko: ME!MY CAKE!
Aoshi: I want cake...
Misao: Oh?Okay!Hold on!*smacks Sano out of the way and gives Aoshi cake*
Hiko: I want sake..
Saitou: I want cake.*grabs cake from Aoshi*MINE!
Everybody who is in the room: I WANT CAKE!!
*they all fight over it while outside Kaoru chases Kamatari, Gessho, Soujiro, Harusame, and Sonomi into the sunset*
Author's note: Well, it was *ahem*interesting..hehe..R&R please, it makes me and my little nutcases feel better.It also pays for our medical attention bill.You know how much we need that!^_^BYE!
Authors Note: Re-vi-ews*faints* Soujiro:AUTHOR!NOOOO!! Sonomi: AUTHOR NOOO! Harusame: my..other..self..MY HEART!*clutches heart* I amO-KAY!^-^*blush* Thanks for reviewing!*blush* Reviews make me Hap-py!^_^This is chapter six!*holds up five fingers and a pencil taped to her palm*
The obvious three are walking to the Kamiya Dojo..
Soujiro: How much farther?My feet hurt.
Harusame: I dunno, but my feet hurt too.
Sonomi: We are about a half mile away!
Soujiro: How do you know?
Sonomi: See? That balloon up there says "Happy Birthday" and it's about a half mile away from us.*points to a pink balloon that says "Happy Birthday"*
Harusame: Why the he** is it pink?
Sonomi: *gasp* Harusame!You pottymouth!o.O
Soujiro: You think that's bad!You should hear some of the stuff Master Shishio said!^_^ ahh the good old days!*ESP KICKING IN*
Shishio: New customer!!BELL BOY WHERE THE HE** ARE YOU?!?!?!*rings bell many times, then breaks it*
Houji: Somehow, this small dragonfly looks familiar.
Bob: My name is Bob...(You are welcome!^-^)
Houji: Just Bob?
Bob: Just Bob..
Yumi: Welcome, you look familiar.
Bob: There are no inferno pipes around here, are there?
Yumi: This whole thing is an inferno pipe.Notice the heat?
Bob: I had a BAD expierience with an inferno pipe..*shudders*
Shishio: Just get a room.
Bob: Can I go to heaven?
Yumi: I don't see why not!You did nothing bad, I dunno why you're here.
Bob: TO HEAVEN!!^_______^*flys up to heaven*
Shishio: KUSO!!WAIT COME BACK!!!!*chases after dragonfly who is long gone with a butterfly net*
Yumi: MASTER SHISHIO!TAKE YOU'RE HORSEY!!*pushes Princess to Shishio*
Shishio:Thanks!COME PRINCESS!LET'S GO CATCH A DRAGONFLY- THING!!MUAHAHAHAHA!! *rises into the sky*
Houji: Is he coming back?
Yumi: when he gets the dragonfly!^_^ *end ESP* Soujiro: Get the customer back Master Shishio!*smile*
Harusame: What in the world are you talking about?
Soujiro: *anime sweatdrop* OH!hehe, nothing!
Harusame: No I heard you, you were talking about Master Shishio.
Soujiro: I said nothing!Really, nothing at all, just a thought!*backing away from Harusame*
Harusame: You tell me!*come closer* NOW! PLEASE!!
Soujiro: NO!It's REALLY NOTHING!*runs toward Dojo which is now in sight*
Harusame: COME BACK AND TELL ME!I WON'T LAUGH I PROMISE!!*chases Soujiro and catches him by the wrist*GOTCHA!
Sonomi: We're here!*knocks door while Soujiro is frantically trying to pry his wrist from Harusame*
Soujiro: NO!
Harusame: YES!*pulls on his wrist*
Soujiro: OWIE!!NO NO NO!!*trying to run away*
Harusame: YES!TELL ME!!!YES YES YES!!TELL ME WHAT YOU SAID!!!!!!OR I'LL NEVER LET GO!!
Soujiro: I TOLD MASTER SHISHIO TO GET HIS CUSTOMER BACK!!!THERE!!!
Harusame:*let's go of wrist* You're strange, do you have ESP or something?
Soujiro: Yes...
Sonomi: COME ON!!
Harusame and Soujiro: WAIT!!*Harusame runs to the dojo while Soujiro walks, rubbing his poor wrist*
Kenshin: Nice to see you!I hope you had a safe trip.
Soujiro: Sort of..
Harusame: Yes!But Soujiro was being disagreeable so I hurt his wrist.
Sonomi: *gasp* Say sorry!
Harusame: Demo...
Sonomi: Say it!
Harusame: Fine, gomen Soujiro.
Soujiro: *rubbing wrist* It's fine, it doesn't need Medical Attention.
Harusame: So this is the Kamiya Dojo, It's been a while since I saw it. *looks around* THERE'S THE BIRTHDAY BOY!!HI YAHIKO-CHAN!!!
Soujiro: Yahiko? Sounds familiar, Oh!The Aoiya incident.
Sonomi: So many people I dont' know!HEY YOU!SMOKING IS BAD FOR YOU'RE LUNGS!!*runs after Saitou and thrws his cigarette into the bushes*AND YOU!DON'T SIT IN THE SHADOWS!!THIS IS A PARTY!*runs to Aoshi and drags him out of the shade* AND YOU!OH YOU BROKE IT MISTER!!SAKE IS BAD FOR YOUR MENTAL HEALTH!!*Runs towrd Hiko and grabs Sake bottle from his hand, and SMASHES it to the ground*
Hiko: OMG, you little..YOU BROKE MY SAKE!!!*chases after Sonomi*
Sonomi: NOOO!!AHH!!!*runs up tree*
Kenshin: hehe..now now Master...we needn't be violent...hehe...Master?*Hiko is trying to grab Sonomi who climbed up a tree*
Harusame: LEAVE MY FRIEND ALONE!!!*kicks Hiko's knee*
Hiko: AH CRAP!!*jumps up and down holding knee*
Sano: She has a knack for doing that.
Saitou: You took away my ciggy...baka...I am the WOLF OF MIBU!!
Soujiro: Let's not make enemies hehe..*backs away from Saitou*
Saitou: *looks at Soujiro* HEY! I remember YOU!How ya been.
Soujiro: *still backing away from Saitou* O-o-okay!hehe...You?
Saitou: Just fine..Any of the other Juppon Gatana here, besides Harusame over there?
Soujiro: Not that I know of.
Suddenly the doorbell rings.
Kaoru: Where do they keep COMING FROM?Everybody 'member Kamatari here?
Soujiro, Harusame, and Sonomi(who climbed down from the tree): OH!PICK ME!PICK ME!!
Yahiko: HEY!IT'S THE GIRL/BOY!
Misao: I know him!(bad memories)
Kenshin:No clue.
Sano: ditto
Saitou: ditto
Hiko: Maybe...
Aoshi: uh..no...
Kamatari: Hi everybody!!*smile*I remember most of you!!*walks in* Nice place you got here. Oh?You again?*someone comes following Kamatari, three guesses darkness eclipsed..Your welcome*
Kamatari: Everybody, this is Gessho..
Soujiro: It's...Kama's twin.
Harusame: Hi? girl right?
Gessho: YES!
Harusame: ALRIGHT!I GOT IT RIGHT!!*jumps in air*
Sonomi: I feel like sich a crappin' stranger here.T.T
Yahiko: I WANT MY CAKE NOW!!
Megumi: I GOT DAILOGUE!!YAY!No Yahiko..cake is later.
Yahiko: Oh?THEN YOU'RE UGLY TOO!!JUST LIKE KAORU!!UGLY UGLY UGLY!!!
Megumi and Kaoru: WELL THAT'S YOU'RE OPINION BRAT!!Kenshin, how do I look?*puupy-dog eyes*
Kenshin: Uh...Fine..
Megumi and Kaoru: FINE?!?!?!
Kenshin: GOMEN!You're both pretty!!DON'T HURT ME!!
Later....after all has been sorted..
Yahiko: I want CAKE!!CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE!!
Gessho: I'm bored..Kamatari..I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE!*hug*
Kamatari: Air..air..please..air..*gasp*
Gessho: GOMEN!*let's go*
Kamatari: *GASP*Thank you?
Gessho: YOU'RE WELCOME!!
Harusame: *Slowly bangs fist against the wall* I am regretting this.
Soujiro: I KNOW!LET'S BREAK SOMETHING!!
Sonomi: Sure!No birds though.
Soujiro: aww..Let's go anyways.
Harusame:OKAY!Kama, Gessho, wanna come?
Both: Sure, breaking stuff is fun!
All: *evil smile*
Later in the kitchen....
Harusame: OHMIGOSH!!Cookies!!*eats cookies*
Soujiro: We're here to break stuff
Harusame: Oh..yeah..well..kitchen sucks.
Sonomi:TO THE BACKYARD!!
All: *follow*
In the Backyard...
Soujiro: HERE'S SOMETHING!!*picks up a katana* And...*breaks katana* That kinda was boring.
We leave them for a while..
Sano: Yahiko, you're party sucks.
Aluva suddden *BOOOMM!**CRASH!*
Harusame: *gasp* ohmigosh...what did you do Kamatari?
Kamatari: I broke Kaoru's tree with half of my sythe..
Sonomi: I don't think she's gonna like that.
Soujiro: RUN!
All: *run to the other side of the house*
Everybody else comes out.
Sano: OH YEAH!ACTION!
Yahiko: RUN!
Kenshin: Why?
Megumi: 'cause if we are here when Kaoru comes, she'll think we did it and cook for us.
Kenshin: She's right.RUN!
All: *run to other side of house and bump into the trouble-makers*
Kenshin's group: What happened?
Kamatari: Detsuni..
Gessho: HE BROKE THE TREE!
Kamatari: NO I DIDN'T!!*panicy*
Harusame: Kaoru's coming!RUN!
All: *run to other side of house and bump into Kaoru*
All: AHH!
Kaoru: AHH!!
All: AHH!
Kaoru: AHH!It's cake time!
Yahiko: YAY CAKE!*runs inside house*
Rest: YAY CAKE!*runs inside house*
Kaoru: What happened to my tree?
All: It uh...a camera took it's soul away.
Sano: da** those cameras!
All: *gasp* Potty mouth!
Later...everyone is around the table which holds the cake..
Kaoru: Okay!Get ready to song the birthday song!!1-2-3 GO!
Harusame: Kowareru Hodo aishitemo! Sanbun no ichi mo tsutawaranai!Junjou na Kanjou wa karamawari!
Sonomi: That's not the birthday song!
Soujiro: Why are you singing Junjou na kanjou?
Harusame: Because the birthday song sucks.I like Junjou Na Kanjou better!*smile*
Yahiko: Well tough luck..
All: *sing birthday song with chacha chaas and everything*
Yahiko: Thanks guys and girls!*sniff*Hey, where's Kamatari?
Gessho: OH NO!Kama-chan!where are you?
*WHOOSH!**CRASH!*
Kamatari: I LOVE BREAKING TREES!!
Harusame: Uhh...now miss Kaoru....uh MISS KAORU WAIT!I WANT CAKE!
Kaoru(who was about to go hurt Kamatari): Oh..hehe..okay!Here*slices cake* It's banana!
Harusame: AHH! I HATE BANANAS!!*runs out*KAMA!WAIT FOR ME!!LEAVE ME SOME TREES!!
Gessho, Soujiro, and Sonomi: WAIT!LEAVE SOME FOR US!*runs out*
Kaoru: MY TREES!!NOOO!!!*runs out*
Sano: Yeah!More cake for me!!*eats cake*
Yahiko: ME!MY CAKE!
Aoshi: I want cake...
Misao: Oh?Okay!Hold on!*smacks Sano out of the way and gives Aoshi cake*
Hiko: I want sake..
Saitou: I want cake.*grabs cake from Aoshi*MINE!
Everybody who is in the room: I WANT CAKE!!
*they all fight over it while outside Kaoru chases Kamatari, Gessho, Soujiro, Harusame, and Sonomi into the sunset*
Author's note: Well, it was *ahem*interesting..hehe..R&R please, it makes me and my little nutcases feel better.It also pays for our medical attention bill.You know how much we need that!^_^BYE!