Chapter: Seven!!!
Author's Note: Gomen Nasai!Gomen gomen gomen gomen GOMEN!!I had a little writer's block and couldn't think of anything. But I am back!!!^_^
Another Nice day...
Soujiro: Hurry Harusame!Sonomi!!Please!!
Harusame: HOLD ON!!I can't find my sandals!!!*panics*eh..SANDALS!MR.SANDALS!!COME HERE PLEASE!!!!
Sonomi: Wait a sec Soujiro!!HARUSAME!I FOUND THEM!!
Harusame: THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!*puts on sandals*Okay now we can go!
Sonomi: Um..where exactly are we going anyways?
Soujiro: TO THE CARNIVAL!!
Harusame: Carnival?
Soujiro: Yeah!It's this place, like a circus but not. It's cool!It has all this amazing stuff.
Sonomi: Sure, I think I've heard of one of those. Cool.
Harusame: OH!Okay!I wanna go!
*later*
Soujiro: WE ARE HERE!! *before them stands a whole brightly colored area full of tents, carts, and people and strange music plays somewhere*
Harusame: So what are we here for?
Sonomi: Rides, and sideshows!!Let's go!*runs ahead*
Harusame: WAIT!
Soujiro: I'm gonna go see the lion!
Harusame: "lion"?Have you been here before?
Soujiro: Of course!
Harusame: Okay..I'm going to go with Sonomi alright?
Soujiro: Sure!More lion for me!
Harusame: OKAY!*runs toward where Sonomi went*
Harusame: Hey, SONOMI!!WHERE ARE YOU?!?! Sonomi? Great, I'm lost.*sniff* And I don't know anyone here.*sniff* Sonomi?
All of the sudden a familiar voice shouts "Come one, Come all to the Amazing Zanza!The guy who can knock a man of his feet with his finger!!!Come one Come all, yadda yadda!Blah blah...
Harusame: Yahiko?Is that you?
Yahiko: Yeah!I'm a carny!!Check it out!!I have my own cane!!*jumps down and whacks some guy in the shins*hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe..
Some guy: OW!Who did that!?!?!?!*looks around but doesn't pay attention to the short little carny at his feet holding the lethal cane* Oh well...*walks away and rubs knee*
Yahiko:See? And then I get MONEY!Carnys rock!*small celebration*
Harusame: Yeah, um "Zanza" what about him?I thought Sano ditched that name Yahiko-chan.
Yahiko: *gets angry* IT'S NOT YAHIKO-CHAN!!FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!I KILLED A BAT-MAN!!(He's talkin' about Henya) And Zanza sounds cooler than "Sano" If you're gonna see him, I need 10 yen.
Harusame: Cheap eh? Well, since I can't find my friends, I guess so.*hands 11 yen*
Yahiko: AWESOME! A TIP!!^___________^*runs in circles*
Harusame seats herself and the show starts.
?????: Oh Harusame? I didn't know you were here!
Harusame: Hmm?*looks around then glances right next to her* OH!!Hi Kenshin!!
Kenshin: HI! Um, why are you here alone?How have you been?
Harusame: I'm great! And, actually, I WAS with Soujiro and Sonomi but we separated and I got lost so I'm here!Why are YOU alone?
Kenshin: Oh..Interesting, actually, I'm not alone.*From behind him pop Kaoru, Megumi, and Ayame and Suzame*
Ayame and Suzame: Uncle Kenny took us to the carnival!!^______^
Kaoru: Hello!
Megumi: Hi!
Harusame: Uhh..HI!*wow, I can't believe I didn't see them*
Kenshin: Shh..Sano's on!
And, Sano comes on dragging a VERY nervous stranger out to the stage.
Sano: I, Zanza the freakishly strong will send him*points to man* flying---- with my FINGER!!!!!*points to rooftop*
Audience: OooooOOOOooooooOOooOooOoOoooooooOO
Sano: Okay, Ready?WHO CARES?!!?*he flings his finger at the guy's head and the guy flies back into a cleverly designed piece of CLOTH!!!*
Sano: hehe..don't do that at home!!*strikes show-off pose holding his finger high for all to see*
Nervous guy: *looks at finger*AHH!I'm gettin' outta here!*frantically runs away*THIS ISN'T WORTH IT!!
Sano: HEY!YOU!GET BACK HERE!! I NEEDED YOU STILL!ahh crud..-_- WELL EVERYONE, It's looks like Zanza the Freakishly strong will have ta' cut the show short.
Yahiko: *panics and looks at the money in his hand*NOOOO!!THE SHOW MUST GO ON!!HERE!*runs to Kenshin*USE THIS GUY!!*Grabs and tosses Kenshin's Sakabatou onto the stage*
Kenshin: My SWORD!!*runs onto stage to get the sword*
Sano: Uhh...thank you for volunteering?*grabs Kenshin before he can run away*
Kenshin: ORO!NO!!!PLEASE!!HELP!SOMEONE!*audience stares wide-eyed at poor Ken*
OKAY!While Sano is strapping Kenshin's feet to some ropes on stage, Let's check on Soujiro...
Soujiro: *walks out of tent* Man..that was horrible....I'm never seeing that again.-_-huh? What's going on over there?*sees a big cart overturned and walks toward it*
Saitou: Anyone ELSE wanna make fun of my slinty-eyes? huh? I'M THE WOLF OF MIBU!!GRRRRRR!!! I KILL PEOPLE LIKE YOU FOR BEAKFAST!!
Soujiro: SAITOU?
Saitou: Huh? Oh, I guess I got mad.*smirk* Hello Soujiro..*walks toward Soujiro while people back away*
People: I hope he already ate breakfast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*anime sweatdrop while running away frantically*
Soujiro: Why'd you overturn the cart?
Saitou: The person made funna my eyes. *evil look*
Soujiro: Is that spilled sake on the ground?
Saitou: YES!He sold sake at a cart.I got mad so I overturned his cart and squashed him!
*Somewhere in the woods where Hiko is*
Hiko: MY HEART!!SAKE SENCES---TINGLING!!*shifty sideglances* Somewhere someway someone has spilled sake, perfectly good sake. DA** you sake waster!*clutches fist* REVENGE FOR THE SAKE!!!*grabs sword and heads to town*FOR THE SAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*back at the Carny..*
Saitou: I really shouldn't be here, someone coulda recognized me and...I have to go somewhere else..bye Soujiro, and if you tell ANYONE of this experience, I'll kill you.
Soujiro: For breakfast?
Saitou: No..for brunch.*evil smile*
Soujiro: o---kay...well, I have to go and find my *~friends~*.Bye.
Saitou: You say friends wierd....oh well, must flee from scene of crime*stalks away*
While Soujiro is walking kinda fast away from Saitou, let's check on Sonomi!!
Sonomi: AND DON'T MAKE ME FAKE GIRAFFES NO MORE YOU EVIL CARNY!!!!*throws a popped balloon to the ground*
"evil" Carny: NO! Don't hurt me!!*cringes and huddles into a small ball*
Sonomi: Well, I'll let you go this time.*evil smile* But if I see you again...you're gonna be SORRY! *"evil" carny runs away, whimpering*
Hiko: FOR THE SAKE!!!HEY! I know you...*points at Sonomi*
Sonomi: o.O
Hiko: Did you see who *twitches* spilled sake?
Sonomi: O.o no.........................................
Hiko: Okay...*runs off* THE SEARCH FOR THE SAKE KILLER CONTINUES!!!SAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sonomi: I have to go find *~friends~* maybe they saw somethin' good.
Author's Note: Okay....Hiko's hyped up on Sake-revenge and Harusame's watching Sano struggle to put to ropes on Kenshin's feet and Soujiro is on the quest for his *~friends~*, I dunno what else..stick around for chapter EIGHT!!Sorry this one took sooooooo long. This is getting more ridiculous...oh well. I LIKE IT!^_^ R&R please!!It makes me feel happy!!!!
Author's Note: Gomen Nasai!Gomen gomen gomen gomen GOMEN!!I had a little writer's block and couldn't think of anything. But I am back!!!^_^
Another Nice day...
Soujiro: Hurry Harusame!Sonomi!!Please!!
Harusame: HOLD ON!!I can't find my sandals!!!*panics*eh..SANDALS!MR.SANDALS!!COME HERE PLEASE!!!!
Sonomi: Wait a sec Soujiro!!HARUSAME!I FOUND THEM!!
Harusame: THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!*puts on sandals*Okay now we can go!
Sonomi: Um..where exactly are we going anyways?
Soujiro: TO THE CARNIVAL!!
Harusame: Carnival?
Soujiro: Yeah!It's this place, like a circus but not. It's cool!It has all this amazing stuff.
Sonomi: Sure, I think I've heard of one of those. Cool.
Harusame: OH!Okay!I wanna go!
*later*
Soujiro: WE ARE HERE!! *before them stands a whole brightly colored area full of tents, carts, and people and strange music plays somewhere*
Harusame: So what are we here for?
Sonomi: Rides, and sideshows!!Let's go!*runs ahead*
Harusame: WAIT!
Soujiro: I'm gonna go see the lion!
Harusame: "lion"?Have you been here before?
Soujiro: Of course!
Harusame: Okay..I'm going to go with Sonomi alright?
Soujiro: Sure!More lion for me!
Harusame: OKAY!*runs toward where Sonomi went*
Harusame: Hey, SONOMI!!WHERE ARE YOU?!?! Sonomi? Great, I'm lost.*sniff* And I don't know anyone here.*sniff* Sonomi?
All of the sudden a familiar voice shouts "Come one, Come all to the Amazing Zanza!The guy who can knock a man of his feet with his finger!!!Come one Come all, yadda yadda!Blah blah...
Harusame: Yahiko?Is that you?
Yahiko: Yeah!I'm a carny!!Check it out!!I have my own cane!!*jumps down and whacks some guy in the shins*hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe..
Some guy: OW!Who did that!?!?!?!*looks around but doesn't pay attention to the short little carny at his feet holding the lethal cane* Oh well...*walks away and rubs knee*
Yahiko:See? And then I get MONEY!Carnys rock!*small celebration*
Harusame: Yeah, um "Zanza" what about him?I thought Sano ditched that name Yahiko-chan.
Yahiko: *gets angry* IT'S NOT YAHIKO-CHAN!!FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!I KILLED A BAT-MAN!!(He's talkin' about Henya) And Zanza sounds cooler than "Sano" If you're gonna see him, I need 10 yen.
Harusame: Cheap eh? Well, since I can't find my friends, I guess so.*hands 11 yen*
Yahiko: AWESOME! A TIP!!^___________^*runs in circles*
Harusame seats herself and the show starts.
?????: Oh Harusame? I didn't know you were here!
Harusame: Hmm?*looks around then glances right next to her* OH!!Hi Kenshin!!
Kenshin: HI! Um, why are you here alone?How have you been?
Harusame: I'm great! And, actually, I WAS with Soujiro and Sonomi but we separated and I got lost so I'm here!Why are YOU alone?
Kenshin: Oh..Interesting, actually, I'm not alone.*From behind him pop Kaoru, Megumi, and Ayame and Suzame*
Ayame and Suzame: Uncle Kenny took us to the carnival!!^______^
Kaoru: Hello!
Megumi: Hi!
Harusame: Uhh..HI!*wow, I can't believe I didn't see them*
Kenshin: Shh..Sano's on!
And, Sano comes on dragging a VERY nervous stranger out to the stage.
Sano: I, Zanza the freakishly strong will send him*points to man* flying---- with my FINGER!!!!!*points to rooftop*
Audience: OooooOOOOooooooOOooOooOoOoooooooOO
Sano: Okay, Ready?WHO CARES?!!?*he flings his finger at the guy's head and the guy flies back into a cleverly designed piece of CLOTH!!!*
Sano: hehe..don't do that at home!!*strikes show-off pose holding his finger high for all to see*
Nervous guy: *looks at finger*AHH!I'm gettin' outta here!*frantically runs away*THIS ISN'T WORTH IT!!
Sano: HEY!YOU!GET BACK HERE!! I NEEDED YOU STILL!ahh crud..-_- WELL EVERYONE, It's looks like Zanza the Freakishly strong will have ta' cut the show short.
Yahiko: *panics and looks at the money in his hand*NOOOO!!THE SHOW MUST GO ON!!HERE!*runs to Kenshin*USE THIS GUY!!*Grabs and tosses Kenshin's Sakabatou onto the stage*
Kenshin: My SWORD!!*runs onto stage to get the sword*
Sano: Uhh...thank you for volunteering?*grabs Kenshin before he can run away*
Kenshin: ORO!NO!!!PLEASE!!HELP!SOMEONE!*audience stares wide-eyed at poor Ken*
OKAY!While Sano is strapping Kenshin's feet to some ropes on stage, Let's check on Soujiro...
Soujiro: *walks out of tent* Man..that was horrible....I'm never seeing that again.-_-huh? What's going on over there?*sees a big cart overturned and walks toward it*
Saitou: Anyone ELSE wanna make fun of my slinty-eyes? huh? I'M THE WOLF OF MIBU!!GRRRRRR!!! I KILL PEOPLE LIKE YOU FOR BEAKFAST!!
Soujiro: SAITOU?
Saitou: Huh? Oh, I guess I got mad.*smirk* Hello Soujiro..*walks toward Soujiro while people back away*
People: I hope he already ate breakfast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*anime sweatdrop while running away frantically*
Soujiro: Why'd you overturn the cart?
Saitou: The person made funna my eyes. *evil look*
Soujiro: Is that spilled sake on the ground?
Saitou: YES!He sold sake at a cart.I got mad so I overturned his cart and squashed him!
*Somewhere in the woods where Hiko is*
Hiko: MY HEART!!SAKE SENCES---TINGLING!!*shifty sideglances* Somewhere someway someone has spilled sake, perfectly good sake. DA** you sake waster!*clutches fist* REVENGE FOR THE SAKE!!!*grabs sword and heads to town*FOR THE SAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*back at the Carny..*
Saitou: I really shouldn't be here, someone coulda recognized me and...I have to go somewhere else..bye Soujiro, and if you tell ANYONE of this experience, I'll kill you.
Soujiro: For breakfast?
Saitou: No..for brunch.*evil smile*
Soujiro: o---kay...well, I have to go and find my *~friends~*.Bye.
Saitou: You say friends wierd....oh well, must flee from scene of crime*stalks away*
While Soujiro is walking kinda fast away from Saitou, let's check on Sonomi!!
Sonomi: AND DON'T MAKE ME FAKE GIRAFFES NO MORE YOU EVIL CARNY!!!!*throws a popped balloon to the ground*
"evil" Carny: NO! Don't hurt me!!*cringes and huddles into a small ball*
Sonomi: Well, I'll let you go this time.*evil smile* But if I see you again...you're gonna be SORRY! *"evil" carny runs away, whimpering*
Hiko: FOR THE SAKE!!!HEY! I know you...*points at Sonomi*
Sonomi: o.O
Hiko: Did you see who *twitches* spilled sake?
Sonomi: O.o no.........................................
Hiko: Okay...*runs off* THE SEARCH FOR THE SAKE KILLER CONTINUES!!!SAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sonomi: I have to go find *~friends~* maybe they saw somethin' good.
Author's Note: Okay....Hiko's hyped up on Sake-revenge and Harusame's watching Sano struggle to put to ropes on Kenshin's feet and Soujiro is on the quest for his *~friends~*, I dunno what else..stick around for chapter EIGHT!!Sorry this one took sooooooo long. This is getting more ridiculous...oh well. I LIKE IT!^_^ R&R please!!It makes me feel happy!!!!