Have Some Fun With The Force
"'Shadow Magic is like the Force; it has a Light Side, a Dark Side, and it holds the universe together. And the Dark Side always gets beaten by a bunch of mismatched heroes,'" Bakura read.
Ryou choked back a giggle, knowing that this time Yugi and Yami wouldn't be there to distract Bakura from his ire.
Bakura scowled at the oversized magnet in his hands. "That's not funny," he snarled, irascible as always. "They didn't beat me, I just decided it was more fun to annoy people for the rest of their lives than kill them and end their torment early."
"Uh-huh," Ryou grunted noncommittally. "Who sent this one? Marik and Malik?"
"I don't know, but it's not the Ishtars," Bakura replied. "This one applies to them, too; they'd never have sent it. It's kind of weird that they haven't gotten back at us yet," he added reflectively.
Ryou nodded in agreement. "So that also leaves out Yugi and Yami," he listed.
"And Mai and Téa got us last time," Bakura continued.
"Do you think Seto's finally decided to get you back?" Ryou asked.
"Possibly," Bakura allowed. "But I know he went after Yugi last time…"
"So did Isis, Mokuba and Serenity, and Marik and Malik," Ryou listed.
"He's been hit more than anyone else," Bakura chortled.
"And then Yugi went after Pegasus…" Ryou continued.
"Who has yet to get anybody," Bakura finished. "It probably was Kaiba; he still doesn't like to admit magic is real."
Ryou nodded his agreement. "So…who should we get back?" he asked, eagerly rubbing his hands together.
"Hmm…" Bakura pondered thoughtfully. "How about the make inu? And we can put Weevil Underwear's name on it." He cackled. "Talk about an opponent you can crush like a bug."
Ryou snorted delicately. "Whatever you say, yami," he agreed artlessly, a smile twitching at his lips.
Giving his hikari a sidelong glance, Bakura asked, deceptively innocently, "And if I said I wanted to bend you over the couch and fuck you until you scream, what would you say?"
His face flamed, but Ryou still managed to squeak out, "Sounds like fun. And I'm all in favor of the phrase, 'Don't be afraid of your Dark Side; have fun with it.'"
Bakura grinned wolfishly. "And you and I are going to have some fun, hikari."