Dumb And Dumber
'I'm With Stupid.'
Joey growled.
"What's wrong, Joey?" Seto asked, coming in the bedroom door.
Shoving the T-shirt at his koi, Joey bit out, "Dere's a note in da box dat says it's fer you ta wear."
Scanning the three-word message on the front of the shirt and realizing the implications of the included note, Seto frowned. "Oh."
"Yeah, 'oh'," Joey snarled.
Picking up the box the shirt had come in, Seto started as he noted the return address. "But you should consider the source, Pup."
"Da source?" Joey asked.
"Weevil Underwood," Seto told him.
"Da wimpy little bug guy?" Joey asked. "I t'ought he went after Mako!"
"Apparently he decided to get you back as well," Seto said, shrugging unconcernedly. "And like I said, consider the source."
Joey blinked for a few moments, thoughts rushing. "Ah…" A sly smile crept across his face.
Seto smirked. "Exactly."
"He's even stupider dan I t'ought he was!" Joey exclaimed.
Seto just raised an eyebrow in question.
"He actually put his name and address on dere," Joey pointed out.
"Which means…" Seto prompted.
"…dat I know just where ta send da next one," Joey cackled. "You're goin' down, bug boy."
Seto almost felt sorry for the insect duelist. But not really.
No one was allowed to insult his puppy…but him.