Chapter Ten: Merry Christmas *~Friend~*

Author's Note: Thank you SOOOOO much for reviewing my story!*sniff* Anyways...you can do "stuff" with my story like take quotes and ummm, basically everything else in there!!!!(so long as I get credit^_^, then you gotta tell me!). Think of it as......another Rurouni Kenshin okay?Anyways, Chapter Ten YAY!!^_^ I never thought I'd get this far!^_^Soo....you can read it now that it exists *~Friend~* ^_^ My *~friend~*^_^ My very special *~friend~*^_^Thank you for stuff...I dunno.*blush* Reviews make me happy!^_^(Arigato DE, for the inspiration^_^)

December 25th...CHRISTMAS!!WHEEEE!!

Harusame: WAKE UP EVERYBODY!!!IT'S CHRISTMAS!!!!!YAY!!*runs down stairs after yelling in everybody's room(there was only two anyways)*OHMIGOSH!!PRESENTS!!^________^

Soujiro: Make sure you open only yours!!

Harusame: Oops.

Soujiro: WHAT?!

Harusame: Just Kidding!^_^

Sonomi: *gasp* Thank you Santa!!YAY!Life is good God, life is good!!!^_^

Soujiro: YAY!For the first time in my life I have free stuff I didn't get!Presents!For me!!

Harusame and Sonomi: You never got presents?

Soujiro: Not that I remember, and I have a good memory!

Harusame: Awww...feel HAPPY NOW!YOU DO!!

Sonomi: YEAH!YOUR WELCOME!!Let's see what I got...

In Heck....

Shishio: Merry Christmas!

Yumi: YES!

Houji: YES!

Shishio: Hey wait!This is.....a rock.

Yumi: Correction, it's a lump of coal. the ONLY thing we can get down here.

Houji: So we all got a lump of coal.

Shishio: CRAP!Just when I thought heck was getting good!!

Anyways....back in our world.

Sonomi: Gee, thanks for everything guys, the candy, the um...origami stuff!Yes thanks!^_^

Harusame: Yes. thanks for the candy and mini-figure stuff!!^_^

Soujiro: Merry Christmas and thanks for the candy and um Haiku thingy.

(I REALLY couldn't think of "special" stuff for all three. Gomen.)

*Doorbell rings*

Harusame: OHMIGOSH!What are you all DOING HERE?!?!?!?!

You see..Harusame was stunned at the number of guests arriving at her door. It's understandable since AT LEAST HALF of the people I EVER mentioned in these chapters were here.

All: MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!^_^

Harusame, Soujiro, and Sonomi: ...............?

Yahiko: Hey...nice place you got here..what's this?

Harusame: DON'T TOUCH THAT!!!!

Soujiro: Since Harusame is occupied...um..would you like to come in?

All: SURE!*come in*We brought you presents.

Sonomi: You mean you brought us stuff as bribe to let you ALL in?

Sano: Works for me!!Here* hands each of three presents shaped like small boxes*

Kaoru: Here!*hands each of three stick-shaped presents*

Kenshin: Here!*hands three presents shaped like small rectangles*

Misao: Here!*hands three pocky-box shaped presents*

Kamatari: Here!*hands three rather *ahem* large rectangle-shaped presents*

Okay..I'm not gonna desribe EVERY present. Let's just say it's after they opened the stuff and we come to a kinda late lunch.

Harusame: Hey, why isn't Hiko here?

Kenshin: He's kinda a solitary person.

Sonomi: Egotistic party-pooper.

In the woods somewhere...

Hiko:*sneeze* Geez..everybody's speakin' evil of me!*shifty eyes* Oh well, Merry Christmas my insanely bulging muscles that make me look like I need a bigger shirt and smaller ego!(I really think that, he's always pickin' on Poor Kenshin like he's some kinda booger....)

Back at Harusame's house....

Harusame: Okay...well thanks for all the presents!Sayonara!

All: You think we came here JUST to give you three presents?*somewhere in the back Yahiko's laughing*

Harusame: Kinda..

All: YOU KIDDIN'?!?!IT'S PARTY TIME!!

Soujiro: Oh Kami-sama..don't go overboard on the Sake you guys.

Kaoru: Is that supposed to mean something?!?!?!

Soujiro: No...

Kaoru: Okay then.PARTY!!

Harusame: DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!!!!

Kamatari: *smash* Umm...Harusame?Was this little bonsai tree thingy supposed to be worth a lot of money?

Harusame: *tries to control uncontrolable anger* KAMATARI!!I'm gonna kill you...

Kamatari: hehe....umm..Gomen?

Sonomi: GOMEN'S NOT ENOUGH!!RUN!HIDE!!

Harusame: It's*twitch* Christmas*heavy sigh* I'm....okay*twitch*I'm *twitch* Calm....hai...sanity...is good..*another sigh* OKAY!^_^

Kamatari: Thank Kami-sama!!

Sano: What do got to eat?

Kaoru: I brought something else!*takes out some *cough*Mistletoe* Anybody got tape?*finds some, hangs weed up*

Harusame: What did you do to my house?

Kaoru: I like it!

Harusame: Well, it's a good thing the fireplace is still burning.*goes over, grabs a twig, sets it on fire and burns down mistletoe*

Kaoru: WHAT DID YOU DO?!?

Harusame: I don't like sappy little weeds like that and there will be NONE OF THAT-----odd---love---stuff in my HOUSE!It makes me feel strange. Besides..why the heck'd you wanna do that thing(Harusame has trouble with-- love--stuff) that...

Karou:Kiss?

Harusame:*slightly freaks out* YES!That--thing in umm...front of people?It's wierd!*makes face*Kaoru-dono.

Kaoru: What?

Harusame: You bother me.

Kaoru: You bother me too!

Harusame: Why-EVER would I do that?

Kaoru: You're sooo

Harusame: special?

Kaoru: Yes!

Harusame: I know I'm special.BURN THE EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!BURN IT ALL!!!!!!!!EVIL STUFF I CAN'T SAY!!!!*runs off to burn any of that weed stuff that might be stupid enough to grow near her house*HAHAHAHA!!DIE YOU POISON!!!!!!

Kaoru: Why do I bother?

Sonomi: Sano, do you KNOW that's sake?

Sano: No...it's sake!

Sonomi: That's just what I said.

Sano: I'll TAKE IT!!

Sonomi: Is Sano all right?

Kenshin: No...no he is not..something is wrong.TERRIBLY wrong.

Soujiro: He's um...drunk.

Yahiko: Did you know that Hiko's name is part of my name?

Sonomi: Not you too...

Sano: *falls over* SAKE IS A MYTH!!I AM SPECIAL ENOUGH TO DRINK MYTH-BRAND FOOD!!!!HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Yahiko: *falls over* If Hiko's in my name, then I must be better than Kenshin!!!HAHA!!!!YOU SUCK KENSHIN!!

Kenshin: *gasp* They've lost their minds!!!

Harusame: No..their just not using them anymore...

Soujiro: Sano-san, how many fingers do I have?*holds 5 fingers in front of Sano's face*

Sano: You have a hand!!!

Soujiro: Works for me, he's drunk!^_^

Yahiko: Kenshin, bow DOWN TO ME!!!

Kenshin: OMG.....

Harusame: NOOO!!!MY HOUSE!IT'S TAINTED WITH THE IDIODICY OF SAKE!!WHY KAMI- SAMA?!!WHY!!!!!?????

Somewhere in the woods...

Hiko: SOMEONE SPEAKS ILL OF SAKE!!!!I WILL HUNT THEM DOWN AND RIP OFF THIER ARMS!!!COME MY MUSCLES!!!!WE NEED YOUR STRENGTH!!!!*runs off to find the insulter of sake*

Harusame: Somewhere someone is mad at me...why?*cries* I did nothing wrong!!

Kenshin: *gasp* It's all so clear to me now.RUN HARUSAME!!!!

Harusame: Why?

Kenshin: *whispers*You spoke ill of sake...HE is after you.

Harusame: Who?

Kenshin: Hiko-sama. His deep obession drove him mad years ago.Now he wanders his house, craving for SAKE!!!Seeking revenge for SAKE!!Drinking SAKE!!!He will come after you for saying those words.

Harusame: o.OEeep.

Kenshin: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE CHILD!!RUUUUNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!

Harusame: Tch. Like he can catch me.

Sano: He will, you can't escape the SAKE FOLLOWERS!!!*grab Harusame's feet, moans*

Yahiko: I am better than Kenshin, you will not escape.*grabs Harusame's feet also while moaning*

Sonomi: OMG they're freaking zombies!!

Soujiro: But it's not Halloween.

Sano: so?

Megumi: Dailogue?You...wanna come back to me?YAY!!Well, um, Sano, how many eyes are looking at you*

Sano: I CAN'T SEE MY EYES!!WHERE ARE MY EYES??!!!AHHH!*let's go of Harusame*MY EYES!!Eyes?Where are you?

Yahiko: I CAN'T SEE MINE EITHER!!AHHH!*let's go also*Eyes, come back to me eyes!!

Megumi: You're not supposed to see your eyes...

Sano: Dr.Kitsune, help me find my EYES!!AHHH!!!Tanuki, you too HELP ME FIND MY EYES!!!!*searches ground*Maybe their under this chair.....

Kaoru: Um Sano, how can you see the chair if you eyes are lost?

Sano: WITH SAKE!!

Megumi: OMG You drunk---

Kaoru: Hehehe...now Megumi....their are smaller people here!

Megumi: Liek Yahiko?

Kaoru: Yahiko's a cusser.

Megumi: Well the who's here?

Kaoru: Invisible people.

Megumi: How much sake did you have?

Kaoru: None*sake bottle falls from behind her back*

Megumi: *gasp* Their dropping like flies!!!*STUNNED LOOK*

Harusame: Where is he?

Soujiro: Who?

Harusame: Hiko..

Sonomi: Now Harusame..Hiko is a MYTH!!!!^_^

Hiko:*bursts in* WHERE IS THE SAKE-INSULTER?!?!?!

Harusame: EEEEPP!!*runs away*

Hiko: FOR THE SAKE!!!*chases*Where'd she go?*shifty eyes*

Harusame: Merry Christmas HIKO!!!*throws Sake*

Hiko: *fumbles with sake and---IT BREAKS!!* NOOO!!I BROKE THE SAKE!!!!SAKE!!I'VE BETRAYED YOU!!!!*whispers**sniff* Don't Worry Sake, It'll be okay..*goes insane and huddles into little ball*I'ts okay sake, you'll be alright,*insanely sings*hehehehe sake, sake, sake, sake, sake, sake

All:o.O He's gone off the deep end.

Sano: MY EYES!I FOUND YOU!*sniff* Oh eyes, we'll be together forever*smile*my eyes.

Kamatari: Why haven't I talked all chapter?

Harusame: Because you're special.Where's my christmas tree?

Kamatari: A camera took it's soul.

Sano: DA** You cameras!!!

Harusame: YOU----YOU BROKE MY TREE!!!

Kamatari: NO!THE CAMERAS DID IT!!

Harusame:*sniff*My tree I so painstakingly dragged here.*sniff*Tree, you were a good friend.

Kamatari: He was good fire wood too!^_^

Harusame: *GASP* YOU INCINERATED HIM TOO?!!IT WASN'T ENOUGH TO SLICE HIM---- BUT YOU HAD TO BURN HIM?!!YOU HATER OF PLANTS!!

Kamatari: Well, you burned mistletoe!!

Harusame: SO?I don't want people doin' that thing in front of me!!I saved someone their reputation!!

Kamatari: A point you have...I stand corrected.

Misao: I NEED SOME CRAPPIN' DAILOGUE!!*angry face*

Santa: Here..*hands dailogue*

Misao:*in tears* *gasp* Thank you Santa!!^_^Okay then, Merry Christmas!

Sonomi: And a happy new year!^_^

Harusame: And a happy President's Day!!^_^

Soujiro: And a happy Weekend!^_^

Sano: And a Happy Easter!^_^

Megumi: And a happy Mother's Day!^_^

Kenshin: And a happy fourth of July!^_^

Kaoru: And a Happy Halloween!^_^

Yahiko: And a happy Yom Kippur!^_^

Kamatari: And a happy Thanksgiving!^_^

Author's Note: Shishio woulda said something.Oh well, who cares?Not me!I want christmas NOW!!!!*Santa hands Me Christmas* WOW!Thanks Santa!^_^------- -Xo Don't open 'till X-mas?!!!?!?!?!?!Crud!!!!Anyways, R&R please!^_^Reviews pay for our fake presents!!!Thank you!^_^