Chapter Eleven: I dunno. Read?
Author's Note: Konnichiwa!!I have Broken through my writer's block!!!HAhAHAHAHAHahHahahaha!*triumphantly holds up a now-dull sword, and stands atop a big pile of stone shavings*HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!GO read the fruits of my ponders!!!HAHAHA!!I MAKE NO SENSE!!
Someday after Christmas....
Harusame: Um, I'm bored.
Sonomi: And?
Harusame: Well, I was hoping you had something for me to do.
Sonomi: You know, Soujiro's handling the after-Christmas loss of exitment quite well. Why aren't you?
Harusame: Wha--How?
~In the woods around Harusame's house, by a river~
Soujiro: You're not getting away Sakana-san!I have you!!*has fishing pole and is pulling it, fighting with the fish..can't you just imagine that?* I'm still hungry!!!
~Back at Harusame's House~
Harusame: He's------taken up fishing?It's still snowing.
Sonomi: Well, he has something to do at least, "ice fishing" Whereas you lay around your house all day.
Harusame: What am I gonna do then?
Sonomi: You could read, like me, or you can go out and buy food for us.
Harusame: What's wrong with the food I have here?
Sonomi: Harusame--why would Soujiro spend all day fishing?For fun?
Harusame: Well that's what I thought.
Sonomi:You Baka, he fishes so we won't starve thanks to you. You're starving, Soujiro's starving, I'm starving, get something to eat from the market before we wind up like the birds out Soujiro's window.
Harusame: We're gonna get hit with rocks?
Sonomi: NO YOU BAKA!WE'LL BE DEAD!!NOW GET SOMETHING TO EAT!!
Harusame: But you---
Sonomi: I'm giving you something to do aren't I? You never said you had to like it.
Harusame: *murmurs*Fine, no legs. Can't walk to the stinky market.Lazy.
Sonomi: HEY!I got legs, but your bored!
Harusame: Sure.*opens door, sees Soujiro, glares at fish, walks out*
Soujiro:*walks in, holding fish* What's with her?
Sonomi: She just realized we're starving. So I made her buy food so she won't be bored.
Soujiro: A-HAH!Okay, well, what do I do with the fish here?Since we're gonna have food again.
Sonomi: Is it still alive?
Soujiro: Um, no.
Sonomi: Okay then, toss him back in the river.
Soujiro: But it's dead.
Sonomi: And?
Soujiro: It's dead.
Sonomi: Hai, and it will make a GREAT warning to all fish.
Soujiro: Umm sure*walks out**whispers* I'm sorry Sakana-san, it was a mistake to kill you, I feel so horrible. But don't worry, Shishio-sama will take care of you!^_^
Sonomi: Peace and quiet. Sanity resumes this house until they both get back and I am forced to talk again.
~In the market-thingy~
Harusame: What am I supposed to buy?Oh yeah!Food.*gasp*Are those Pockys?!!*buys pockys*YAY!!Umm what else?Oh!I know!Rice and fish and other stuff!I'm gonna have fun!!^_^*runs around, buying stuff*WHEE!!Shopping is cool when you buy whatever you want!!^_^Aww, Sonomi doesn't like this.BUT I DO!!
Misao: Harusame?What are you doing here?
Harusame: Shopping for food!^_^
Misao: But your--alone?
Harusame: OF COURSE!^_^
Misao: Why so much food then?You look like your buying food for three!
Harusame: On the DOT!!Your sharp!!Yes, for Me, Sonomi, and Soujiro!!
Misao: So that's why you were all there at your house, 'cause you all live there together?
Harusame: HAI!^_^
Misao: Oh, okay, well I'm here looking for Kenshin.You seen him?
Harusame: Umm Misao--Kenshin lives in Tokyo, not Kyoto.
Misao: OH!Okay, where?
Harusame: I dunno he's Tokyo.
Misao: Sure, thanks, your REALLY helpful.
Harusame: Okay, bye!
Misao: WHY'RE YOU SAYIN' BYE TO ME NOW?!!WANNA GET RID OF ME HUH?
Harusame: NO!Gomen, I thought you were in a hurry, I didn't know you had time!
Misao: WELL I DON'T!!*sniff* No one understands me.
Harusame: aww, Gomen Misao..Well, I have to go, Sayonara?
Misao: OKAY!^_^ Must look for Kenshin, must see about the thing.
Harusame: What thing?
Misao: No---thing!!hehe, you go along Harusame!To your friends!
Harusame: You--hiding something, tell me please.
Misao: It's really nothing!!Go now please.
Harusame: PleasepleasepleasePLEASE!!
Misao: NononoNO!
Harusame: I have Onigiri and I'm not afriad to use it.*holds up bag menacingly*
Misao: Oh c'mon!
*WHACK SMACK POW!*
Harusame: Misao, Onigiri can hurt alot.Can you tell me before we find out how hard pockys are?
Misao: *on the floor* OW!Okay, um, if you wanna find out, go to Kaoru's Dojo tomorrow and bring you're friends.
Harusame: Why bring my *~friends~*?
Misao: *cackles evilly*You'll see!haha!YOU'LL SEE!*runs away, heedless of the many people staring at her*
Harusame: Sure.Eww, MISAO!YOU DROPPED YOU'RE SAKE!!Dude, wierd.evil sa-- I mean, I will leave this wonderful drink here on the floor.Maybe Misao will remember it.*runs off*
~Where Hiko is~
Hiko: ahh--the sun is shining, someone spoke well of Sake.
~At Harusame's House~
Harusame: I LIVE!
Sonomi and Soujiro: *see food in Harusame's hands*AND SO WILL WE!!
Harusame: I know, I SAVED OUR LIVES!!!^______^
Soujiro: *sad-sounding*But you wasted another.
Harusame: Nani?
Soujiro: You made me waste Sakana-san, I threw him in the river.After he was dead.
Sonomi: So?
Soujiro: Sakana-san gave his life so we could live longer, and we threw him away like his sacrifice was uneeded.
Harusame: And?
Soujiro: We shed unnecessary blood.An Inoccent life was wasted.
Sonomi: omg Soujiro.
Soujiro: I will repent for this action.
Harusame: What?Why?How?
Soujiro: I will never kill another fish.I will protect them, so long as I know they are in trouble.
Harusame: Well, that sounds familiar.
Soujiro: What?
Harusame: You're like Kenshin!He vowed never to kill another person! You vowed never to kill another fish!
Soujiro: So?Oh!And I've decided to never use my sword again.
Sonomi: So can I have it?
Soujiro: Of course--not.
Sonomi: But-WHY?
Soujiro: You would keep it, hoping someone would come along and annoy you, then use my sword to kill them.
Sonomi: Oh, so?
Harusame: Then can I have it?
Soujiro: No, you would eventually find a use for it, kill a squirrel that was eating your stuff, slice a mouse that scared you, kill someone like Sonomi would. I know where this should go.Follow me you two.
~Outside near the river~
Soujiro: Sword, you did me well, when I needed you. Now I don't*holds sword over hole he carved in the river* Good-bye Sword.*drops sword*
Sonomi: NOOOOOO!!!!I HAD USES FOR THAT!!
Harusame: You---never mind, it's gone now.
Soujiro: As of now, I order you both never to fish here again.
Harusame: Right!Who wants Onigiri?
Soujiro and Sonomi: I DO!
~Later that night~
Soujiro: Hmm, I don't trust them somehow, tonight seems evil.*gasp* I'm going to the river!!
~At the river~
Soujiro: *gasp* There you are!Sonomi!
Sonomi: What?Oh, hi Soujiro!Nice night isn't it?
Soujiro: You're--FISHING! After I asked you not to, you go and kill again!!Where's Harusame?
Sonomi: She's sleeping.HEY!I GOT ONE!!*begins to pull on fishing pole*HAHA!
Soujiro: SONOMI NOOOO!!!!
The fishing line flies out of the water, on it, a gleaming fish.
Soujiro: Sonomi, I'm DISGUSTED!
Sonomi: DA** another crappy fish!*unhooks fish, continues fishing for-- something*
Soujiro: If you're not fishing for fish, what ARE you fishing for?
Sonomi: You're friggin' sword! It's gotta be here somewhere.
Harusame: Who yelled?What're you two doing here?
Sonomi: *struggles woth another catch* Fishing for that da** sword Soujiro threw in the river awhile ago.
Harusame: Sonomi, Your cussing a lot.
Sonomi: And? I'm so annoyed with the dumb fish getting in the way.
Soujiro: You know, Sonomi, that sword is probably either long gone with the current, or beginning to rust, or both.^_^ It's useless now!
Sonomi: Crap, WHY KAMI-SAMA?WHYYYYY!!!!?????
Harusame: Don't you already have a sword?
Sonomi: Huh?
Harusame: That one*points to sword* right there. The one that intimidated me when I first saw you.
Sonomi: Oh!Hehe, riiiiiiiight! Well, one more never hurt!
Soujiro: Figures you worry me late at night for the safety of the fish with you're sword antics, well, I'm going back to the house.
Harusame: To sleep?
Soujiro: No, now I won't be able to with Sonomi still awake near the river. And you too. You're acting to inoccent for me to think so.
Harusame: You calling me a liar?
Soujiro: Were you?
Harusame: Umm no.
Soujiro: Okay then, the umm worries me.
Harusame: no then.
Soujiro: Alright Harusame.
Sonomi: Well, I'm going back now since, the sword, I now know, is USELESS!*glare at Soujiro* So I'm goin' back to sleep.
Harusame: Me too!Whatever's left of the night anyways.
Soujiro: I'm going to be in my room.
Sonomi: Sleeping?
Soujiro: No, I'll be listening for the sound of footsteps.
Sonomi: Fine, paranoid non-fish killer.
Harusame: You do that.
Soujiro: So what if I'm a non-fish killer?I have a good cause!^_^
Sonomi: And I have a bad one?
Harusame: LOOK YOU TWO!SHUTUP OR WE'LL BE HERE 'TILL THE SUN RISES!
Soujiro: What about the sun?
Harusame: I wanna see what Misao was talking about in the market-thingy so you two and I are going to the Kamiya dojo tomorrow.
Sonomi: Can't we EVER relax?
Soujiro: Apparently not. Why are you bringing us?
Harusame: 'cause Misao told me to, I don't know why, but still.
Author's Note: I dont know either, I just thought it'd be intersting!What awaits our young three at the Kamiya Dojo? Well for one--you're not gonna know until I write chapter TWELVE!!Such a BIG NUMBER!^_^Suggestions are welcome, R&R please!!!!!!!
Author's Note: Konnichiwa!!I have Broken through my writer's block!!!HAhAHAHAHAHahHahahaha!*triumphantly holds up a now-dull sword, and stands atop a big pile of stone shavings*HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!GO read the fruits of my ponders!!!HAHAHA!!I MAKE NO SENSE!!
Someday after Christmas....
Harusame: Um, I'm bored.
Sonomi: And?
Harusame: Well, I was hoping you had something for me to do.
Sonomi: You know, Soujiro's handling the after-Christmas loss of exitment quite well. Why aren't you?
Harusame: Wha--How?
~In the woods around Harusame's house, by a river~
Soujiro: You're not getting away Sakana-san!I have you!!*has fishing pole and is pulling it, fighting with the fish..can't you just imagine that?* I'm still hungry!!!
~Back at Harusame's House~
Harusame: He's------taken up fishing?It's still snowing.
Sonomi: Well, he has something to do at least, "ice fishing" Whereas you lay around your house all day.
Harusame: What am I gonna do then?
Sonomi: You could read, like me, or you can go out and buy food for us.
Harusame: What's wrong with the food I have here?
Sonomi: Harusame--why would Soujiro spend all day fishing?For fun?
Harusame: Well that's what I thought.
Sonomi:You Baka, he fishes so we won't starve thanks to you. You're starving, Soujiro's starving, I'm starving, get something to eat from the market before we wind up like the birds out Soujiro's window.
Harusame: We're gonna get hit with rocks?
Sonomi: NO YOU BAKA!WE'LL BE DEAD!!NOW GET SOMETHING TO EAT!!
Harusame: But you---
Sonomi: I'm giving you something to do aren't I? You never said you had to like it.
Harusame: *murmurs*Fine, no legs. Can't walk to the stinky market.Lazy.
Sonomi: HEY!I got legs, but your bored!
Harusame: Sure.*opens door, sees Soujiro, glares at fish, walks out*
Soujiro:*walks in, holding fish* What's with her?
Sonomi: She just realized we're starving. So I made her buy food so she won't be bored.
Soujiro: A-HAH!Okay, well, what do I do with the fish here?Since we're gonna have food again.
Sonomi: Is it still alive?
Soujiro: Um, no.
Sonomi: Okay then, toss him back in the river.
Soujiro: But it's dead.
Sonomi: And?
Soujiro: It's dead.
Sonomi: Hai, and it will make a GREAT warning to all fish.
Soujiro: Umm sure*walks out**whispers* I'm sorry Sakana-san, it was a mistake to kill you, I feel so horrible. But don't worry, Shishio-sama will take care of you!^_^
Sonomi: Peace and quiet. Sanity resumes this house until they both get back and I am forced to talk again.
~In the market-thingy~
Harusame: What am I supposed to buy?Oh yeah!Food.*gasp*Are those Pockys?!!*buys pockys*YAY!!Umm what else?Oh!I know!Rice and fish and other stuff!I'm gonna have fun!!^_^*runs around, buying stuff*WHEE!!Shopping is cool when you buy whatever you want!!^_^Aww, Sonomi doesn't like this.BUT I DO!!
Misao: Harusame?What are you doing here?
Harusame: Shopping for food!^_^
Misao: But your--alone?
Harusame: OF COURSE!^_^
Misao: Why so much food then?You look like your buying food for three!
Harusame: On the DOT!!Your sharp!!Yes, for Me, Sonomi, and Soujiro!!
Misao: So that's why you were all there at your house, 'cause you all live there together?
Harusame: HAI!^_^
Misao: Oh, okay, well I'm here looking for Kenshin.You seen him?
Harusame: Umm Misao--Kenshin lives in Tokyo, not Kyoto.
Misao: OH!Okay, where?
Harusame: I dunno he's Tokyo.
Misao: Sure, thanks, your REALLY helpful.
Harusame: Okay, bye!
Misao: WHY'RE YOU SAYIN' BYE TO ME NOW?!!WANNA GET RID OF ME HUH?
Harusame: NO!Gomen, I thought you were in a hurry, I didn't know you had time!
Misao: WELL I DON'T!!*sniff* No one understands me.
Harusame: aww, Gomen Misao..Well, I have to go, Sayonara?
Misao: OKAY!^_^ Must look for Kenshin, must see about the thing.
Harusame: What thing?
Misao: No---thing!!hehe, you go along Harusame!To your friends!
Harusame: You--hiding something, tell me please.
Misao: It's really nothing!!Go now please.
Harusame: PleasepleasepleasePLEASE!!
Misao: NononoNO!
Harusame: I have Onigiri and I'm not afriad to use it.*holds up bag menacingly*
Misao: Oh c'mon!
*WHACK SMACK POW!*
Harusame: Misao, Onigiri can hurt alot.Can you tell me before we find out how hard pockys are?
Misao: *on the floor* OW!Okay, um, if you wanna find out, go to Kaoru's Dojo tomorrow and bring you're friends.
Harusame: Why bring my *~friends~*?
Misao: *cackles evilly*You'll see!haha!YOU'LL SEE!*runs away, heedless of the many people staring at her*
Harusame: Sure.Eww, MISAO!YOU DROPPED YOU'RE SAKE!!Dude, wierd.evil sa-- I mean, I will leave this wonderful drink here on the floor.Maybe Misao will remember it.*runs off*
~Where Hiko is~
Hiko: ahh--the sun is shining, someone spoke well of Sake.
~At Harusame's House~
Harusame: I LIVE!
Sonomi and Soujiro: *see food in Harusame's hands*AND SO WILL WE!!
Harusame: I know, I SAVED OUR LIVES!!!^______^
Soujiro: *sad-sounding*But you wasted another.
Harusame: Nani?
Soujiro: You made me waste Sakana-san, I threw him in the river.After he was dead.
Sonomi: So?
Soujiro: Sakana-san gave his life so we could live longer, and we threw him away like his sacrifice was uneeded.
Harusame: And?
Soujiro: We shed unnecessary blood.An Inoccent life was wasted.
Sonomi: omg Soujiro.
Soujiro: I will repent for this action.
Harusame: What?Why?How?
Soujiro: I will never kill another fish.I will protect them, so long as I know they are in trouble.
Harusame: Well, that sounds familiar.
Soujiro: What?
Harusame: You're like Kenshin!He vowed never to kill another person! You vowed never to kill another fish!
Soujiro: So?Oh!And I've decided to never use my sword again.
Sonomi: So can I have it?
Soujiro: Of course--not.
Sonomi: But-WHY?
Soujiro: You would keep it, hoping someone would come along and annoy you, then use my sword to kill them.
Sonomi: Oh, so?
Harusame: Then can I have it?
Soujiro: No, you would eventually find a use for it, kill a squirrel that was eating your stuff, slice a mouse that scared you, kill someone like Sonomi would. I know where this should go.Follow me you two.
~Outside near the river~
Soujiro: Sword, you did me well, when I needed you. Now I don't*holds sword over hole he carved in the river* Good-bye Sword.*drops sword*
Sonomi: NOOOOOO!!!!I HAD USES FOR THAT!!
Harusame: You---never mind, it's gone now.
Soujiro: As of now, I order you both never to fish here again.
Harusame: Right!Who wants Onigiri?
Soujiro and Sonomi: I DO!
~Later that night~
Soujiro: Hmm, I don't trust them somehow, tonight seems evil.*gasp* I'm going to the river!!
~At the river~
Soujiro: *gasp* There you are!Sonomi!
Sonomi: What?Oh, hi Soujiro!Nice night isn't it?
Soujiro: You're--FISHING! After I asked you not to, you go and kill again!!Where's Harusame?
Sonomi: She's sleeping.HEY!I GOT ONE!!*begins to pull on fishing pole*HAHA!
Soujiro: SONOMI NOOOO!!!!
The fishing line flies out of the water, on it, a gleaming fish.
Soujiro: Sonomi, I'm DISGUSTED!
Sonomi: DA** another crappy fish!*unhooks fish, continues fishing for-- something*
Soujiro: If you're not fishing for fish, what ARE you fishing for?
Sonomi: You're friggin' sword! It's gotta be here somewhere.
Harusame: Who yelled?What're you two doing here?
Sonomi: *struggles woth another catch* Fishing for that da** sword Soujiro threw in the river awhile ago.
Harusame: Sonomi, Your cussing a lot.
Sonomi: And? I'm so annoyed with the dumb fish getting in the way.
Soujiro: You know, Sonomi, that sword is probably either long gone with the current, or beginning to rust, or both.^_^ It's useless now!
Sonomi: Crap, WHY KAMI-SAMA?WHYYYYY!!!!?????
Harusame: Don't you already have a sword?
Sonomi: Huh?
Harusame: That one*points to sword* right there. The one that intimidated me when I first saw you.
Sonomi: Oh!Hehe, riiiiiiiight! Well, one more never hurt!
Soujiro: Figures you worry me late at night for the safety of the fish with you're sword antics, well, I'm going back to the house.
Harusame: To sleep?
Soujiro: No, now I won't be able to with Sonomi still awake near the river. And you too. You're acting to inoccent for me to think so.
Harusame: You calling me a liar?
Soujiro: Were you?
Harusame: Umm no.
Soujiro: Okay then, the umm worries me.
Harusame: no then.
Soujiro: Alright Harusame.
Sonomi: Well, I'm going back now since, the sword, I now know, is USELESS!*glare at Soujiro* So I'm goin' back to sleep.
Harusame: Me too!Whatever's left of the night anyways.
Soujiro: I'm going to be in my room.
Sonomi: Sleeping?
Soujiro: No, I'll be listening for the sound of footsteps.
Sonomi: Fine, paranoid non-fish killer.
Harusame: You do that.
Soujiro: So what if I'm a non-fish killer?I have a good cause!^_^
Sonomi: And I have a bad one?
Harusame: LOOK YOU TWO!SHUTUP OR WE'LL BE HERE 'TILL THE SUN RISES!
Soujiro: What about the sun?
Harusame: I wanna see what Misao was talking about in the market-thingy so you two and I are going to the Kamiya dojo tomorrow.
Sonomi: Can't we EVER relax?
Soujiro: Apparently not. Why are you bringing us?
Harusame: 'cause Misao told me to, I don't know why, but still.
Author's Note: I dont know either, I just thought it'd be intersting!What awaits our young three at the Kamiya Dojo? Well for one--you're not gonna know until I write chapter TWELVE!!Such a BIG NUMBER!^_^Suggestions are welcome, R&R please!!!!!!!