Chapter 12: Something bothers me......de gozaru
Author's Note: *sniff*I HAVE SO MANY FOLLOWERS!!^_^ ^_^*sniff* It makes me feel SOOOOO genki to get these reviews!!^_^*~Friends~*!!!!!THANK YOU SOO MUCH!!!!^_^
Chibi-Tenken: *gets hit on head with Phibby* OW!!!That's not funny!!!Shutup you little muse!!
Phibby the muse: *laugh*I caused PAIN!!!!
Chibi-Tenken: SHUTUP!!
Phibby the muse: PAIN!PAIN!PAINNNN!!!^_^
Chibi-Tenken: THAT'S IT!!YOU'RE GETTING LOCKED UP!!!
Phibby the muse: PAINNN!What?
Chibi-Tenken: You heard me!LOCKED UP!!I might need you later, thank you Sweet Chaos.I might need Phibby later.
Phibby the muse: NOOOO!!!!!!!NO!!!*gets locked up*SWEET CHAOS!!HELP ME!!
Chibi-Tenken: Stop fretting, I'll feed you!
Phibby the muse: Pain is in your future Chibi-Tenken
Chibi-Tenken: How do you know?
Phibby the muse: I have WAYS, yes WAYS!!OF PAIN!!YOU WILL SUFFER AND I'LL BLOW YOU UP!!
Chibi-Tenken: With what?
Phibby the muse: WITH HELIUM!!THEN YOU'LL RISE TO THE SKY AND GET HIT WITH A JET ENGINE!!
Chibi-Tenken: You're insane what do I look like, a balloon animal?
Phibby the muse: No, you look like a crazy person.
Chibi-Tenken: Oh?
Phibby the muse: Hai, the kind I try to avoid. It doesn't work.
Chibi-Tenken: You know, I WAS gonna feed you, but now you'll have to wait 'till Santa sends me nightmare.See ya.
Phibby the muse: *yells after her* I'LL ESCAPE!!SOMEHOW I'LL ESCAPE!!AND WHEN I DO, I'LL DO STUFF!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~My story starts~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Finally~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Harusame: WAKE UPP!!!*shouts through whole house* TIME TO GO!!!
Sonomi: Where?
Harusame: *gasp* Have you forgotten?
Soujiro: Yes.
Harusame: *gasp again* We are going to Kaoru's Dojo!!!!
Soujiro: Oh.
Harusame: Soujiro, YOU DON'T SOUND HAPPY AT ALL!!!Eat your breakfast I COMMAND YOU!*throws onigiri at Soujiro*
Sonomi: I'm not hungry.
Harusame: BUT YOU'LL GET A CRAMP WALKING TO TOKYO WITH NO FOOD!!!*throws onigiri at Sonomi*
Harusame: I already ate so you can't hit me with anything.
*SMACK!*
Soujiro: But you forgot the map!^_^
Harusame: That hurt, I owe you.
Soujiro: For what?
Harusame: I owe you some PAIN TENKEN!!!
Soujiro: Um, we're gonna be late. Can I just put it on your tab?
Harusame: What tab?
Sonomi: A pain tab!!
Harusame: That's not funny.
Sonomi: Yes it is, you just can't see it.
Harusame: Oh well, let's go.*leave*
~At the Dojo~
Kaoru: I wonder when they'll get here, did you give Harusame a time?
Misao: No.
Kaoru: Oh, well then, we wait, or we can get started now.
Misao: All in favor of waiting?
*not even the crickets chirp*
Misao: ALL RIGHT!!
~I can't reveal it JUST YET, so wherever our threesome are~
Harusame: I'm tired of walking.
Sonomi: Do you think they've started without us?
Soujiro: Knowing them, which I don't really, I'm gonna have to go with, YES!
Harusame: CRAP!
~In the Dojo~
Sano: *twitch* KNEE IS A MYTH!!
Kenshin: Sano, are you all right?
Sano: I don't know what came over me, I just felt like something bad was gonna happen.
Yahiko: You're creepy.
Sano: You wanna say that again pipsqueak?
Yahiko: I'm no mouse, but Tsubame acts like one!
Sano: Where'd you get that?
Yahiko: Get what?
Sano: Never mind ON WITH THE----
~I cut you off again didn't I?~
Soujiro: I'm hungry.
Harusame: Well maybe if you ATE your beakfast---
Sonomi: That's enough, we're here.
*the great doors of the Kamiya Dojo open to reveal--*
Harusame: No one's here.
Soujiro: But they left a note*picks up piece of paper* It says :
6:00 am--wake up 7:00am--pack food and sake 8:00am--get others 9:00am--
Harusame: 9:00am?
Soujiro: It's smudged
Sonomi: Hmm, the smuge has been recent, they're not far off.
Harusame: WE GOT RIPPED OFF!THEY LEFT TO SOMEWHERE WITHOUT US!!
Hiko: I'M LATE!!WAIT!!
Harusame: They already left.
Hiko: Oh.
Soujiro: That sucks.
Sonomi: WE CAN CATCH THEM!
Harusame: Sure. But I have a better idea.
Sonomi: What can be better than searching for them, then hurting them until they say sorry.
Soujiro: With a look like that on your face, they'll say sorry before you touch them.
Sonomi: Oh?What about this?*scary smile*
Soujiro: o.O Sorry!!
Sonomi: DA** IT NEVER WORKS!!
Harusame: Maybe if you hear my PLAN then you can seek revenge.
Sonomi: Well, shoot.
Hiko: Crap that baka deshi of mine!!!Crap him to heck!
Soujiro: SHH!Go on.
Harusame: On the list it says "pack food and sake"
Soujiro: So?
Harusame: Don't you see? We can use the sake to our advantage.
Sonomi: I get it!!I'll listen to you until you finish!!^_^
Harusame: Um, actually, I was thinking, if we use Hiko's sake tracking abilities to advantage, he can track them down.
Hiko: What am I?Some kinda dumb blood-hound?
Harusame, Sonomi, and Soujiro: NO!Your a sake-hound!!^_^*Soujiro smacks a bottle of sake to the ground, but before Hiko can kill him they all shout "FOR THE SAKE!!GET THE SAKE STEALERS HIKO!!" and Hiko runs away, but is easy to follow considering the rest of them have the speed Shukuchi*
Sonomi: THE CHASE IS ON!!!
~In some city place~
Sano: AHHH!!!!!SORRY!!!
Kenshin: What is it this time?
Sano: *scared, twitchy* I dunno, someone's out to kill us, save me!!!Help me!!!AHH!!
Yahiko: You're going crazy, people are staring.
People: *stare*
Yahiko: I don't know him!I swear!!
Kaoru: Well, we better go faster if Sano's afraid.
Kenshin: Why?
Kaoru: Because the slower we go, the more time people have to stare.
Kenshin: Oh.
~Back where our thr--I mean four are~
Harusame: What?Why have you slowed down?
Hiko: There's so much sake around this city place, I don't know which is our killers.
Soujiro: No body killed anyone Hiko..
Hiko: THE SAKE-KILLERS YOU MORON!!
Soujiro:*sniff* I'm not a moron.
Harusame: It's alright Soujiro, Hiko's just high on the smell of sake, and his bloodlust for revenge.
Sonomi: Yeah, he's mental, don't listen to him.
Hiko: *laughs quietly*hehe, sake, sake, I'll find you, and I'll KILL your killer. sake, sake, sake...
Sonomi: See what I mean?
Soujiro: Okay.^_^
Kamatari: Mental?Who?
Harusame: You pop outta nowhere don't you?
Kamatari: No, I was just going to the Kamiya Dojo because---
Harusame: Misao told you?
Kamatari: How'd you know?
Harusame: To make a long story short, um, Misao told me too, but when we got there, they we're gone except Hiko, so we found a list that said "pack sake" and we figured that Hiko could track down sake like a regular Sake- hound and he led us here to find them.
Kamatari: I've never heard of a sake-hound is it pure-breed?
Soujiro: No, it's a mutt.
Hiko: ------
Soujiro: I MEAN HUMAN!!hehe It's JUST a NICKNAME!!hehe.
Sonomi: Nice save.
Soujiro: THANK YOU!^_^
Hiko: THE HUNT!!I'VE FOUND OUR SCENT!
Harusame: How?
Hiko: *rubs hands together, insanely*hehe, it was mixed with the scent of my BAKA DESHI!!!
Soujiro: Oh, okaaaaay.
Sonomi: THE HUNT!!
Kamatari: Can I come?
Harusame: um, sure!
Kamatari: YAY!
~In the forest now~
Sano: They're sooo close, we're gonna die, I KNOW we're gonna die..
Kenshin: Sano, now I think something is wrong. It's quiet,
Yahiko: TOO quiet.
Kaoru: Like a trap ready to spring.
Misao: I feel so disturbed I'M SCARED NOW!
~In the forest, so close~
Hiko: They're so close, I can SMELL THEM!!AND THE SAKE!!
Harusame: You could smell them in the city, what's so different here?
Soujiro: I think, um Hiko?
Hiko: Hai, little Tenken.
Soujiro: I think I can hear them.
Kamatari: Really?
Sonomi: Me too, SHH!Listen.
*listen you can JUST hear the voices, coming from a big clearing*
~Clearing~
Misao: You guys, something SINISTER is following us.
*from faraway*Hiko: I SEE THEM!!!
Kenshin: OMG!RUN!!!
Kaoru: AHHHHHHH!!!
Sano: I DON'T TASTE GOOD!!AHH!!
Yahiko:*crying pathetically* Omg, I'm gonna die.I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die!!!!
Kenshin and the group see a rather large figure bownding toward them on all fours, and some others following behind.
Sano: IT'S THE CHUPACABRA!!!RUN!!!!!
Kaoru: THE CHUPACADLA!!!
Kenshin: IT'S THE CHUPACABRA!!!!
Misao: THE CHUPA--CHUPA---OOH I CAN'T SAY IT!!GOAT-SUCKER!!!AHH!
Yahiko: Senor Kenshin ANDALE!!!!ARIBA!!!!!AHH!!
*They all run as fast as their traitor legs can carry them*
Kaoru: EEEEEKKK!!!THE GOAT-SUCKER!!
Kenshin: That's not a south-american demon, It's Hiko, omg we shouldn't a left him!!!
Misao: *pant pant*We keep running, why doesn't he give up?!!!
Kaoru: *thinks for a moment, then sees the sake in Kenshin's pack* It's not us he wants, IT'S THE SAKE!!!
Yahiko: THE SMELL ENTICES HIM!!!HE CAN TRACK US WITH THE SCENT!!
Misao: OMG!GET RID OF IT!!!AHH!*trips*
All: MISAO!!!
We hear a scream, then an insane howl then the heavy pounding of boots on mud, and some smaller footsteps.
Kaoru: OMG!They got Misao!!*crys*
Kenshin: Look!A cave!!
Kaoru:*went insane*they got Misao, they got Misao, omg they got Misao.
Yahiko: Kaoru, can you see my head.
Kaoru: Yes, I can, BUT I CAN'T SEE MISAO'S!!!*cries*
Sano: SHH!Or they'll hear you.
Kenshin: Hai, they're here, stay still and quiet.
Yahiko: What?I can't hear you.
Kenshin: I said SHH!
Yahiko*sticks finger in ear*Sorry Kenshin, you'll have to speak a little louder.
Kenshin: I SAID SHH!!
All: Oh no.
Hiko:*looks down to find them* A-HAH!I found you!
Kaoru: *scream*
Kenshin Sano and Yahiko: *yell*WERE GONNA DIE AT THE HANDS OF A MADMAN!!!
Harusame: Would you guys shutup!!!??We're not going to kill you.
Sonomi: Yet.
Kamatari: Yet. When I get my scythe. Who took it?*looks around*
Soujiro: Where's Misao?
Misao: Right here you happy-boy.
Kamatari: YOU STOLE MY SCYTHE!!!YOU MUST DIE!!!*grabs sythe*
Soujiro: WHY DOES EVERYONE WANNA PICK ON ME?!!I'M NOT SMILING NOW!!!*sits down and weeps*
Harusame: Soujiro, Misao's um...a little crazy now, don't ever let these non-*~friends~* get you down!!!And besides, me and Sonomi would NEVER pick on you.^_^
Sonomi: In light of recent cases, she's right!^_^*~friend~*
Soujiro: Really?*~friends~*?
Harusame: OF COURSE!!*~FRIEND~* BE HAPPY!!!
Soujiro: Thank you both!You are true *~friends~*!!^_^
Sano: GROUP HUG!!!
Harusame: NO!I DON'T WANNA HUG BOYS!!!IT MAKES ME FEEL CREEPY!!!GET AWAY!!!PLEASE!!NOO!!
Soujiro: Yeah, um I've been insulted by Misao. Can I pass?
Kamatari: Misao took my sythe, Misao?What's you're favorite tree around here?
Misao: The Oak right there*points to oak tree*
Kamatari:*slash*You're tree is now portable firewood.
Misao: NOOO!!!
Sonomi: *dokinn(flinch)*Dude, I'll pass.
Misao: Um, hug? Sorry, not now.I uh, gotta go and wipe the mud off my face.
Kenshin: You had mud on your face?I didn't notice.
Sano: Yeah, you look kinda the same.
Misao: YOU CALLIN' ME UGLY ROOSTER?KENSHIN?!!!!!!*evil glare of death as kunais flash out*
Kenshin: Don't hurt us Misao!!
Sano:SORRY!!! You forgive us?
Misao: No.
Sano: Crap!Oh well, back to Tokyo.
Kenshin: Sure, I'm beat.
Kaoru: Misao---alive?THANKYOUKAMI- SAMA!!I'LLNEVEREVEREVEREVEREVEREVEREVEREVEREVEREVERFORGETTHISYOU'RESOGREATTH ANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU!!!!!
Misao: You thought I'd be dead?
Yahiko: Well, she IS a ugly witch, she cooks evil potions to kill us.
Kaoru: Yahiko, you're dead when we get home.
Soujiro: I wanna go home.
Harusame: Sure.
Sonomi: Okay.
Kenshin's co.: BYE!!
Harusame Sonomi Soujiro: BYE!!!
Kamatari: BYE!!!Why'd you think we were the Chupacabra?
Kenshin: We have wild imaginations.
Kamatari: Obviously.
Kaoru: So Misao was never dead?
Misao: No.
Kaoru: I wasted tears for NOTHING!MY SYMPATHY GOES UNREWARDED?!!NOO!KAMI- SAMA!!!I'LL NEVEREVEREVEREVEREVEREVEREVER FORGET THIS!!!!!!!I GO UNREWARDED!!!!!
Kenshin: Kaoru?Are you um, okay?
Kaoru: No. I'm UNREWARDED!
Yahiko: I still have some sake left.
Hiko: That belongs to me.
Yahiko: Why?
Hiko: AMAKAKERU RYU NO--
Yahiko: IT'S YOURS!!!TAKE IT AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!!*SOB*
Hiko: hehe*smirk* Your so weak.YOU CAN NEVER HAVE THE HITEN-MITURUGI RYU!!!YOU WEAKLING!!!
Yahiko: What?NOO!!
Kaoru: Where'd the others go?
Kenshin: I guess they left..
Sano: Okay.Chupacabra, where'd you get that?Tch!Chupacabra, stupid Idea.
Kenshin: You thought of it Sano.
Sano: No, the Chupacabra's dumb.
As they all leave, somewhere in Brazil, a goat lays dead.And a scary figure retreats into the woods, but not after sneezing.
Author's Note: There's an empty cheeseball can in my room, I gotta throw that away.Oops, SORRY!Um, stuff, stuff, and STUFF!See you in Chapter Thirteen!!^_^PLANTER'S CHEESEBALLS MUST DIE!!*throws cheeseball can in trash*My evil deed is done.Sorry, I'm um "off" right now.R&R PLEASE!!^_^
Chibi-Tenken: Wait, something's wrong here.
An empty jail cell
Chibi-Tenken: NOOO!IT'S ESCAPED!!!!!
Somewhere that leads to where Sweet Chaos is..
Phibby: I'M FREE!!!HAHAHAHAHAHA!!PAIN ENSUES!!!
Back where I am..
Chibi-Tenken: How?How could it've escaped?
Some random person in my head: 'Cause he tied wings to his heart and let it FLY!!!!
Chibi-Tenken: o.O It'll all make sense to you soon reader, it'll all make sense soon, or right now.
Author's Note: *sniff*I HAVE SO MANY FOLLOWERS!!^_^ ^_^*sniff* It makes me feel SOOOOO genki to get these reviews!!^_^*~Friends~*!!!!!THANK YOU SOO MUCH!!!!^_^
Chibi-Tenken: *gets hit on head with Phibby* OW!!!That's not funny!!!Shutup you little muse!!
Phibby the muse: *laugh*I caused PAIN!!!!
Chibi-Tenken: SHUTUP!!
Phibby the muse: PAIN!PAIN!PAINNNN!!!^_^
Chibi-Tenken: THAT'S IT!!YOU'RE GETTING LOCKED UP!!!
Phibby the muse: PAINNN!What?
Chibi-Tenken: You heard me!LOCKED UP!!I might need you later, thank you Sweet Chaos.I might need Phibby later.
Phibby the muse: NOOOO!!!!!!!NO!!!*gets locked up*SWEET CHAOS!!HELP ME!!
Chibi-Tenken: Stop fretting, I'll feed you!
Phibby the muse: Pain is in your future Chibi-Tenken
Chibi-Tenken: How do you know?
Phibby the muse: I have WAYS, yes WAYS!!OF PAIN!!YOU WILL SUFFER AND I'LL BLOW YOU UP!!
Chibi-Tenken: With what?
Phibby the muse: WITH HELIUM!!THEN YOU'LL RISE TO THE SKY AND GET HIT WITH A JET ENGINE!!
Chibi-Tenken: You're insane what do I look like, a balloon animal?
Phibby the muse: No, you look like a crazy person.
Chibi-Tenken: Oh?
Phibby the muse: Hai, the kind I try to avoid. It doesn't work.
Chibi-Tenken: You know, I WAS gonna feed you, but now you'll have to wait 'till Santa sends me nightmare.See ya.
Phibby the muse: *yells after her* I'LL ESCAPE!!SOMEHOW I'LL ESCAPE!!AND WHEN I DO, I'LL DO STUFF!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~My story starts~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Finally~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Harusame: WAKE UPP!!!*shouts through whole house* TIME TO GO!!!
Sonomi: Where?
Harusame: *gasp* Have you forgotten?
Soujiro: Yes.
Harusame: *gasp again* We are going to Kaoru's Dojo!!!!
Soujiro: Oh.
Harusame: Soujiro, YOU DON'T SOUND HAPPY AT ALL!!!Eat your breakfast I COMMAND YOU!*throws onigiri at Soujiro*
Sonomi: I'm not hungry.
Harusame: BUT YOU'LL GET A CRAMP WALKING TO TOKYO WITH NO FOOD!!!*throws onigiri at Sonomi*
Harusame: I already ate so you can't hit me with anything.
*SMACK!*
Soujiro: But you forgot the map!^_^
Harusame: That hurt, I owe you.
Soujiro: For what?
Harusame: I owe you some PAIN TENKEN!!!
Soujiro: Um, we're gonna be late. Can I just put it on your tab?
Harusame: What tab?
Sonomi: A pain tab!!
Harusame: That's not funny.
Sonomi: Yes it is, you just can't see it.
Harusame: Oh well, let's go.*leave*
~At the Dojo~
Kaoru: I wonder when they'll get here, did you give Harusame a time?
Misao: No.
Kaoru: Oh, well then, we wait, or we can get started now.
Misao: All in favor of waiting?
*not even the crickets chirp*
Misao: ALL RIGHT!!
~I can't reveal it JUST YET, so wherever our threesome are~
Harusame: I'm tired of walking.
Sonomi: Do you think they've started without us?
Soujiro: Knowing them, which I don't really, I'm gonna have to go with, YES!
Harusame: CRAP!
~In the Dojo~
Sano: *twitch* KNEE IS A MYTH!!
Kenshin: Sano, are you all right?
Sano: I don't know what came over me, I just felt like something bad was gonna happen.
Yahiko: You're creepy.
Sano: You wanna say that again pipsqueak?
Yahiko: I'm no mouse, but Tsubame acts like one!
Sano: Where'd you get that?
Yahiko: Get what?
Sano: Never mind ON WITH THE----
~I cut you off again didn't I?~
Soujiro: I'm hungry.
Harusame: Well maybe if you ATE your beakfast---
Sonomi: That's enough, we're here.
*the great doors of the Kamiya Dojo open to reveal--*
Harusame: No one's here.
Soujiro: But they left a note*picks up piece of paper* It says :
6:00 am--wake up 7:00am--pack food and sake 8:00am--get others 9:00am--
Harusame: 9:00am?
Soujiro: It's smudged
Sonomi: Hmm, the smuge has been recent, they're not far off.
Harusame: WE GOT RIPPED OFF!THEY LEFT TO SOMEWHERE WITHOUT US!!
Hiko: I'M LATE!!WAIT!!
Harusame: They already left.
Hiko: Oh.
Soujiro: That sucks.
Sonomi: WE CAN CATCH THEM!
Harusame: Sure. But I have a better idea.
Sonomi: What can be better than searching for them, then hurting them until they say sorry.
Soujiro: With a look like that on your face, they'll say sorry before you touch them.
Sonomi: Oh?What about this?*scary smile*
Soujiro: o.O Sorry!!
Sonomi: DA** IT NEVER WORKS!!
Harusame: Maybe if you hear my PLAN then you can seek revenge.
Sonomi: Well, shoot.
Hiko: Crap that baka deshi of mine!!!Crap him to heck!
Soujiro: SHH!Go on.
Harusame: On the list it says "pack food and sake"
Soujiro: So?
Harusame: Don't you see? We can use the sake to our advantage.
Sonomi: I get it!!I'll listen to you until you finish!!^_^
Harusame: Um, actually, I was thinking, if we use Hiko's sake tracking abilities to advantage, he can track them down.
Hiko: What am I?Some kinda dumb blood-hound?
Harusame, Sonomi, and Soujiro: NO!Your a sake-hound!!^_^*Soujiro smacks a bottle of sake to the ground, but before Hiko can kill him they all shout "FOR THE SAKE!!GET THE SAKE STEALERS HIKO!!" and Hiko runs away, but is easy to follow considering the rest of them have the speed Shukuchi*
Sonomi: THE CHASE IS ON!!!
~In some city place~
Sano: AHHH!!!!!SORRY!!!
Kenshin: What is it this time?
Sano: *scared, twitchy* I dunno, someone's out to kill us, save me!!!Help me!!!AHH!!
Yahiko: You're going crazy, people are staring.
People: *stare*
Yahiko: I don't know him!I swear!!
Kaoru: Well, we better go faster if Sano's afraid.
Kenshin: Why?
Kaoru: Because the slower we go, the more time people have to stare.
Kenshin: Oh.
~Back where our thr--I mean four are~
Harusame: What?Why have you slowed down?
Hiko: There's so much sake around this city place, I don't know which is our killers.
Soujiro: No body killed anyone Hiko..
Hiko: THE SAKE-KILLERS YOU MORON!!
Soujiro:*sniff* I'm not a moron.
Harusame: It's alright Soujiro, Hiko's just high on the smell of sake, and his bloodlust for revenge.
Sonomi: Yeah, he's mental, don't listen to him.
Hiko: *laughs quietly*hehe, sake, sake, I'll find you, and I'll KILL your killer. sake, sake, sake...
Sonomi: See what I mean?
Soujiro: Okay.^_^
Kamatari: Mental?Who?
Harusame: You pop outta nowhere don't you?
Kamatari: No, I was just going to the Kamiya Dojo because---
Harusame: Misao told you?
Kamatari: How'd you know?
Harusame: To make a long story short, um, Misao told me too, but when we got there, they we're gone except Hiko, so we found a list that said "pack sake" and we figured that Hiko could track down sake like a regular Sake- hound and he led us here to find them.
Kamatari: I've never heard of a sake-hound is it pure-breed?
Soujiro: No, it's a mutt.
Hiko: ------
Soujiro: I MEAN HUMAN!!hehe It's JUST a NICKNAME!!hehe.
Sonomi: Nice save.
Soujiro: THANK YOU!^_^
Hiko: THE HUNT!!I'VE FOUND OUR SCENT!
Harusame: How?
Hiko: *rubs hands together, insanely*hehe, it was mixed with the scent of my BAKA DESHI!!!
Soujiro: Oh, okaaaaay.
Sonomi: THE HUNT!!
Kamatari: Can I come?
Harusame: um, sure!
Kamatari: YAY!
~In the forest now~
Sano: They're sooo close, we're gonna die, I KNOW we're gonna die..
Kenshin: Sano, now I think something is wrong. It's quiet,
Yahiko: TOO quiet.
Kaoru: Like a trap ready to spring.
Misao: I feel so disturbed I'M SCARED NOW!
~In the forest, so close~
Hiko: They're so close, I can SMELL THEM!!AND THE SAKE!!
Harusame: You could smell them in the city, what's so different here?
Soujiro: I think, um Hiko?
Hiko: Hai, little Tenken.
Soujiro: I think I can hear them.
Kamatari: Really?
Sonomi: Me too, SHH!Listen.
*listen you can JUST hear the voices, coming from a big clearing*
~Clearing~
Misao: You guys, something SINISTER is following us.
*from faraway*Hiko: I SEE THEM!!!
Kenshin: OMG!RUN!!!
Kaoru: AHHHHHHH!!!
Sano: I DON'T TASTE GOOD!!AHH!!
Yahiko:*crying pathetically* Omg, I'm gonna die.I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die!!!!
Kenshin and the group see a rather large figure bownding toward them on all fours, and some others following behind.
Sano: IT'S THE CHUPACABRA!!!RUN!!!!!
Kaoru: THE CHUPACADLA!!!
Kenshin: IT'S THE CHUPACABRA!!!!
Misao: THE CHUPA--CHUPA---OOH I CAN'T SAY IT!!GOAT-SUCKER!!!AHH!
Yahiko: Senor Kenshin ANDALE!!!!ARIBA!!!!!AHH!!
*They all run as fast as their traitor legs can carry them*
Kaoru: EEEEEKKK!!!THE GOAT-SUCKER!!
Kenshin: That's not a south-american demon, It's Hiko, omg we shouldn't a left him!!!
Misao: *pant pant*We keep running, why doesn't he give up?!!!
Kaoru: *thinks for a moment, then sees the sake in Kenshin's pack* It's not us he wants, IT'S THE SAKE!!!
Yahiko: THE SMELL ENTICES HIM!!!HE CAN TRACK US WITH THE SCENT!!
Misao: OMG!GET RID OF IT!!!AHH!*trips*
All: MISAO!!!
We hear a scream, then an insane howl then the heavy pounding of boots on mud, and some smaller footsteps.
Kaoru: OMG!They got Misao!!*crys*
Kenshin: Look!A cave!!
Kaoru:*went insane*they got Misao, they got Misao, omg they got Misao.
Yahiko: Kaoru, can you see my head.
Kaoru: Yes, I can, BUT I CAN'T SEE MISAO'S!!!*cries*
Sano: SHH!Or they'll hear you.
Kenshin: Hai, they're here, stay still and quiet.
Yahiko: What?I can't hear you.
Kenshin: I said SHH!
Yahiko*sticks finger in ear*Sorry Kenshin, you'll have to speak a little louder.
Kenshin: I SAID SHH!!
All: Oh no.
Hiko:*looks down to find them* A-HAH!I found you!
Kaoru: *scream*
Kenshin Sano and Yahiko: *yell*WERE GONNA DIE AT THE HANDS OF A MADMAN!!!
Harusame: Would you guys shutup!!!??We're not going to kill you.
Sonomi: Yet.
Kamatari: Yet. When I get my scythe. Who took it?*looks around*
Soujiro: Where's Misao?
Misao: Right here you happy-boy.
Kamatari: YOU STOLE MY SCYTHE!!!YOU MUST DIE!!!*grabs sythe*
Soujiro: WHY DOES EVERYONE WANNA PICK ON ME?!!I'M NOT SMILING NOW!!!*sits down and weeps*
Harusame: Soujiro, Misao's um...a little crazy now, don't ever let these non-*~friends~* get you down!!!And besides, me and Sonomi would NEVER pick on you.^_^
Sonomi: In light of recent cases, she's right!^_^*~friend~*
Soujiro: Really?*~friends~*?
Harusame: OF COURSE!!*~FRIEND~* BE HAPPY!!!
Soujiro: Thank you both!You are true *~friends~*!!^_^
Sano: GROUP HUG!!!
Harusame: NO!I DON'T WANNA HUG BOYS!!!IT MAKES ME FEEL CREEPY!!!GET AWAY!!!PLEASE!!NOO!!
Soujiro: Yeah, um I've been insulted by Misao. Can I pass?
Kamatari: Misao took my sythe, Misao?What's you're favorite tree around here?
Misao: The Oak right there*points to oak tree*
Kamatari:*slash*You're tree is now portable firewood.
Misao: NOOO!!!
Sonomi: *dokinn(flinch)*Dude, I'll pass.
Misao: Um, hug? Sorry, not now.I uh, gotta go and wipe the mud off my face.
Kenshin: You had mud on your face?I didn't notice.
Sano: Yeah, you look kinda the same.
Misao: YOU CALLIN' ME UGLY ROOSTER?KENSHIN?!!!!!!*evil glare of death as kunais flash out*
Kenshin: Don't hurt us Misao!!
Sano:SORRY!!! You forgive us?
Misao: No.
Sano: Crap!Oh well, back to Tokyo.
Kenshin: Sure, I'm beat.
Kaoru: Misao---alive?THANKYOUKAMI- SAMA!!I'LLNEVEREVEREVEREVEREVEREVEREVEREVEREVEREVERFORGETTHISYOU'RESOGREATTH ANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU!!!!!
Misao: You thought I'd be dead?
Yahiko: Well, she IS a ugly witch, she cooks evil potions to kill us.
Kaoru: Yahiko, you're dead when we get home.
Soujiro: I wanna go home.
Harusame: Sure.
Sonomi: Okay.
Kenshin's co.: BYE!!
Harusame Sonomi Soujiro: BYE!!!
Kamatari: BYE!!!Why'd you think we were the Chupacabra?
Kenshin: We have wild imaginations.
Kamatari: Obviously.
Kaoru: So Misao was never dead?
Misao: No.
Kaoru: I wasted tears for NOTHING!MY SYMPATHY GOES UNREWARDED?!!NOO!KAMI- SAMA!!!I'LL NEVEREVEREVEREVEREVEREVEREVER FORGET THIS!!!!!!!I GO UNREWARDED!!!!!
Kenshin: Kaoru?Are you um, okay?
Kaoru: No. I'm UNREWARDED!
Yahiko: I still have some sake left.
Hiko: That belongs to me.
Yahiko: Why?
Hiko: AMAKAKERU RYU NO--
Yahiko: IT'S YOURS!!!TAKE IT AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!!*SOB*
Hiko: hehe*smirk* Your so weak.YOU CAN NEVER HAVE THE HITEN-MITURUGI RYU!!!YOU WEAKLING!!!
Yahiko: What?NOO!!
Kaoru: Where'd the others go?
Kenshin: I guess they left..
Sano: Okay.Chupacabra, where'd you get that?Tch!Chupacabra, stupid Idea.
Kenshin: You thought of it Sano.
Sano: No, the Chupacabra's dumb.
As they all leave, somewhere in Brazil, a goat lays dead.And a scary figure retreats into the woods, but not after sneezing.
Author's Note: There's an empty cheeseball can in my room, I gotta throw that away.Oops, SORRY!Um, stuff, stuff, and STUFF!See you in Chapter Thirteen!!^_^PLANTER'S CHEESEBALLS MUST DIE!!*throws cheeseball can in trash*My evil deed is done.Sorry, I'm um "off" right now.R&R PLEASE!!^_^
Chibi-Tenken: Wait, something's wrong here.
An empty jail cell
Chibi-Tenken: NOOO!IT'S ESCAPED!!!!!
Somewhere that leads to where Sweet Chaos is..
Phibby: I'M FREE!!!HAHAHAHAHAHA!!PAIN ENSUES!!!
Back where I am..
Chibi-Tenken: How?How could it've escaped?
Some random person in my head: 'Cause he tied wings to his heart and let it FLY!!!!
Chibi-Tenken: o.O It'll all make sense to you soon reader, it'll all make sense soon, or right now.