Chapter Thirteen: The Better one!!!Wanted Posters, search parties, you GOT
IT!Everywhere in search of someone special!
Author's Note: THE OTHER ONE WAS A LIE I TELL YOUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!GOMENNNNNNNNNN!!!!!Gomen nasai, for my lack of excellence.*bows* I delete and take back EVERYTHING from the other thirteen, it wasn't my week, or my head, just "winged it." The other one SUCKED!!I felt like I jsut THREW it all together in a dumb, made up due to such a long interval of waiting chapter. *cries* I'm sorry, for thirteen, for this note, for anyhting else, I take it back!ALL OF IT!!And I start anew, insane, correct, funny, with a plot to SHAKE AT LEAST TWO CHAPTERS!!!^_^Forget the other one, if you didn't read it, GOOD LORD YOU WERE SPARED!!!*hugs Llama/award.* YAY!I'm back on my feet!My heart HAS WINGS AGAIN!!!^_^ Isn't that JUST GREAT Fujihiko?Oh, I named the Llama Fujihiko, after the author of my Kanji book, which sits next to my computer. Sorry, closest inspiration I had. Unless you wanted me to name him "Wacom" or "Times New Roman(Western)" or "Wordpad" or "Start" or "For Help, press F1."OH! And I decided to let Bob live for a while. Hai?
~~~~~Okay NOW we can start~~~~~~
Harusame: Sonomi, why is the sky blue?
Sonomi: 'cause it reflects the ocean, like a big mirror.
Harusame: Well, then why isn't it green, for the forests?
Sonomi: I dunno.
Harusame: Sometimes the sea is green, does that alter it's color?
Sonomi: No?
Harusame: Oh, well, then how does water get it's color?
Sonomi: Um....can I use a lifeline?
Harusame: No--wait---What?
Soujiro: Someone's knocking.
Harusame: Sonomi, why do people die?
Sonomi: WHERE THE HECK ARE YOU GETTING THESE RIDICULOUS QUESTIONS?!!!!?!?!?
Soujiro: Excuse me..
Harusame: OH?!WHAT IS THE SOUND OF ONE HAND CLAPPING?!?!?!?!?!
Soujiro: Um...the door...
Sonomi: BE QUIET AND ANSWER THAT YOURSELF!!!!
Soujiro: SOMEONE'S KNOCKING ON THE DOOR!!!!!!!YOU TWO SHUTUP!!!
Harusame and Sonomi: ........Oh. um....Oops what?
Soujiro: *calms down*Can someone PLEASE go answer it.
Sonomi: No, You got legs. In fact, your faster than me Shukuchi-boy. So you, if the door's so important.
Soujiro: *sigh*It's not the door, it's the person knocking on it that makes all the difference.
Harusame: So?
Soujiro: Harusame, your faster than me, go answer it.
Harusame: How do you know?
Soujiro: Just 'cause.
Harusame: THAT'S NOT A VALID ANSWER!!
Soujiro: Why don't we run a race to see then, Hm?
Harusame: OKAY!YOU'RE GONNA LOSE!*opens door*
Gessho: Hi!
Harusame: *facefault*OH!Crap that psycology thing!!
Gessho: Is this a bad time?
Harusame: Oh?OH!NO!Hehe, no, no it's not.Gomen.
Sonomi: But why are you HERE?THAT'S what makes all the difference.O.o Hm?o.O HM? O.O HMM?
Gessho: Can I come in before I explain?
Harusame: Be my guest.
Gessho: Okay, *walks in, slumps to floor*Well, the reason I came is----I--- I--I CAN'T FIND KAMATARI!!!!!!*sob*NOWHERE!!
Soujiro: Oh, too bad.
Gessho: ARE YOU KIDDING?!!*sniff* It's MUCH more than bad!!I--I looked in MANY places. I was hoping he'd be here but---
Sonomi: But?
Gessho: BUT HE'S NOT!!What could've happened to him?
Soujiro: What if he's just wandering?
Gessho: No, if he wanders he TELLS ME!!ALWAYS!!
Soujiro: Why?
Harusame: *point to distressed, sad, and crying Gessho in the middle of the floor* Are you REALLY asking that question?
Soujiro: Oh, I see.
Sonomi: Calm down *~friend~*, now, tell Sonomi-chan what happened.
Gessho: *sniff*My poor poor Kama-chan. What if he's lost, or hurt, or hungry, or lonely or--
Harusame:O-KAYY!!! We get the point.
Gessho: *sniff*Okay then, well, here goes---I was out doing stuff, Kama- chan went somewhere else, he told me where he'd be, but when I went to check on him, HE WASN'T THERE!!!!
Harusame: awwwwwwwwwwww
Soujiro: Where was this exactly?
Gessho: At the shoppy place thingy.
Sonomi: Okay then. WE'LL FIND HIM FOR YOU!^_^
Soujiro: NEVER FEAR!
Harusame: THE IDIOTS ARE HERE!!!
Sonomi: Harusame, You MIGHT wanna rephrase that. Nonetheless, Gessho, we'll do everything we can to find Kamatari.
Gessho: *sniff* THANK YOU SO MUCH!!Can I help?
Harusame: DUH!
Soujiro: So, now that we know some stuff, what're we gonna do first?
Harusame: SEARCH PARTIES!WANTED POSTERS!
Sonomi: FUND-RAISERS!!
Soujiro: huh?Never mind, Let's go look for him!!
Gessho: OKAY!THANK YOU SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*bre ath*OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOOOO OOooooooooooOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!
~~~~~~Later at the shoppy place thing~~~~~~~~
Harusame: Okay, we're here--LOOK!I FOUND FOOTPRINTS!!
Sonomi: JINKIES!!
Soujiro:.....?
Gessho: Kama-chan.....
Sonomi: *jumpy*Well Gessho?WELL?
Gessho: well..well WHAT?
Sonomi: *jumpy* Are those HIS?!
Gessho: *inspects* No. Those feet are MASSIVE!Either they belong to a giant or to someone who likes to wear inhumanly big sandals.
Harusame: *further inpection* Hmmmmmm...These are INDEED not his.
Soujiro: How can you tell?
Harusame: They are soaked in SAKE!*dundun DUNN!!!!!*
Hiko: *somewhere* SAKE?!?!?WHERE?!?!?*looks around exitedly*
Soujiro: Oh, you're righhhht. But what about----THOSE ONES?*points**dundun DUNN!!*
Gessho: Nope.
Soujiro: Why?
Gessho: They are surrounded by---KUNAIS!!
Misao:*somewhere* OH!NO! I lost some of my Kunais, oh well.
Sonomi: Okay then, what about---*points* THESE ONES!!*dundun DUNN!!!*
Gessho: NO!Not those ones either!
Sonomi: How can you tell?
Gessho: 'cause there are bits of tofu around it, and it looks like whoever had this tofu was clumsy, maybe it was too heavy? Or maybe they were being pushed around.
Kenshin: *somewhere* ORO!!Kaoru-dono, please stop directing me, I know where I'm going.
Kaoru: Oh yeah?Well, still, I can't BELIEVE we had to walk THIS FAR for some tofu.
Kenshin: *smiles* Shessa like his tofu de gozaru!
Sonomi: Oh, okay then.
Gesshho: Oh!Hold on!*lifts one foot*hehe!Isn't this STUPID?!!I was standing on them the whole time!!^_^ Silly me!
Harusame: OHMIGOD!!!YAYYYYYYYYY!!!!These are THEM!FINALLY!!!!!*dances*
Gessho: Yes they ARE!^_^
Sonomi: How do you know?
Gessho: Because they are surrounded by the-----HEY!!YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW KAMATARI?!?!?!?!
Harusame: No, we don't it's just how can you tell?
Gessho: *sigh* Just BECAUSE!!
Harusame: Okay then.
Soujiro: Harusame?
Harusame: Hai?
Soujiro: How come that wasn't a valid answer for me?
Harusame: Because you aren't in distress.
Soujiro: So when I'm in distress will that be a valid answer?
Harusame: OF course!Just likeeverybody else!
Gessho: QUICKLY!The tracks lead this way!!!*runs off*
Sonomi: Coming!*runs off*
Soujiro: Wait for ME!*runs off*
Harusame: ME TOO!*runs off*
~~~~~Somewhere~~~~~~
Kamatari: Where the he** am I?*looks around* I hope someone(s) will find me. How did I get here?
~~~~~~~~~~Somewhere else~~~~~~~~
Harusame: Where do these tracks lead?
Gessho: We are going to find out soooon sooooo soooon that you will be amazed!!
Soujiro: I'm hungry.
Sonomi: Sushi?
Soujiro: HEY!*grabs sushi, throws to parts unknown* We DO NOT eat sushi!!!!
Sonomi: Why?
Soujiro: Sakana-san's sacrifice showed me the light. Sushi is made from fish who dedicate their lives to die, live, die, live. I want them to LIVE!!!
Harusame: But someone else doesn't care about it, soooooo we shouldn't either.
Soujiro: YES WE SHOULD!!Eating the sushi encourages the fisherman-of-evil to kill more. So, if we don't eat, he doesn't fish.
Sonomi: I question your logic Soujiro.
Soujiro: But it's perfectly logical logic.
Harusame: But MANY other people eat sushi, so our eating of fish won't matter.
Soujiro: Oh....Why?WHY?
Harusame: Why what?
Soujiro: I---I just wanna help the fishies!!!
Harusame: You do that!
Soujiro:No one understands Kami-sama......
Harusame: I DO!!!See?It goes like this---- if you kill birds, then it's only logical that someone else kills something else.
Soujiro: Never mind.
Harusame:Don't ingore me!!!!! You sound depressed, what's wrong?
Soujiro: Sakana-san's sacrifice, no one cares. Not even my *~friends~*
Sonomi: Did we hurt your feelings?
Soujiro: YES!I try to support Fishies, but you and Harusame don't help. NOT AT ALL!
Harusame: Oh, gomen.
Soujiro: Yeah. Suuuuuure you say sorry now, but what about in the furture?!!
Harusame: No!GOMEN! Really.....Sincerely, I Natsutsune Harusame.....will not oppose what YOU think is right, okay? And who knows? You might find your truth that you've been looking for for so long!
Soujiro: You think?
Sonomi: Sure!SUPPORT THE TRUTH!!
Soujiro: Really? Sorry?*~friends~*?
Harusame and Sonomi: OF COURSE!!
Soujiro: YAY!Thanks!Wait...where's Gessho?
Harusame: Our conversation stopped us and she's MILES ahead!^_^
Sonomi: NOOOOOOO!!!
Soujiro: But if we follow the footprints, we'll find her again!
Harusame: A brilliant deduction Soujiro!
Sonomi: FOLLOW THE FOOTPRINTS!!!
Author's Note: FOLLOW THE FOOTPRINTS!!RUN FAST!!!TO CHAPTER FOURTEEN!!!!!!R&R please!!!This one's MUCH better than the last, so Review please!!If you didn't see the first one....you were spared!!Good for YOU!!!Remember, my Llama's name is Fujihiko!!Unless you wanted "For help press F1" !!!!!!!!
Author's Note: THE OTHER ONE WAS A LIE I TELL YOUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!GOMENNNNNNNNNN!!!!!Gomen nasai, for my lack of excellence.*bows* I delete and take back EVERYTHING from the other thirteen, it wasn't my week, or my head, just "winged it." The other one SUCKED!!I felt like I jsut THREW it all together in a dumb, made up due to such a long interval of waiting chapter. *cries* I'm sorry, for thirteen, for this note, for anyhting else, I take it back!ALL OF IT!!And I start anew, insane, correct, funny, with a plot to SHAKE AT LEAST TWO CHAPTERS!!!^_^Forget the other one, if you didn't read it, GOOD LORD YOU WERE SPARED!!!*hugs Llama/award.* YAY!I'm back on my feet!My heart HAS WINGS AGAIN!!!^_^ Isn't that JUST GREAT Fujihiko?Oh, I named the Llama Fujihiko, after the author of my Kanji book, which sits next to my computer. Sorry, closest inspiration I had. Unless you wanted me to name him "Wacom" or "Times New Roman(Western)" or "Wordpad" or "Start" or "For Help, press F1."OH! And I decided to let Bob live for a while. Hai?
~~~~~Okay NOW we can start~~~~~~
Harusame: Sonomi, why is the sky blue?
Sonomi: 'cause it reflects the ocean, like a big mirror.
Harusame: Well, then why isn't it green, for the forests?
Sonomi: I dunno.
Harusame: Sometimes the sea is green, does that alter it's color?
Sonomi: No?
Harusame: Oh, well, then how does water get it's color?
Sonomi: Um....can I use a lifeline?
Harusame: No--wait---What?
Soujiro: Someone's knocking.
Harusame: Sonomi, why do people die?
Sonomi: WHERE THE HECK ARE YOU GETTING THESE RIDICULOUS QUESTIONS?!!!!?!?!?
Soujiro: Excuse me..
Harusame: OH?!WHAT IS THE SOUND OF ONE HAND CLAPPING?!?!?!?!?!
Soujiro: Um...the door...
Sonomi: BE QUIET AND ANSWER THAT YOURSELF!!!!
Soujiro: SOMEONE'S KNOCKING ON THE DOOR!!!!!!!YOU TWO SHUTUP!!!
Harusame and Sonomi: ........Oh. um....Oops what?
Soujiro: *calms down*Can someone PLEASE go answer it.
Sonomi: No, You got legs. In fact, your faster than me Shukuchi-boy. So you, if the door's so important.
Soujiro: *sigh*It's not the door, it's the person knocking on it that makes all the difference.
Harusame: So?
Soujiro: Harusame, your faster than me, go answer it.
Harusame: How do you know?
Soujiro: Just 'cause.
Harusame: THAT'S NOT A VALID ANSWER!!
Soujiro: Why don't we run a race to see then, Hm?
Harusame: OKAY!YOU'RE GONNA LOSE!*opens door*
Gessho: Hi!
Harusame: *facefault*OH!Crap that psycology thing!!
Gessho: Is this a bad time?
Harusame: Oh?OH!NO!Hehe, no, no it's not.Gomen.
Sonomi: But why are you HERE?THAT'S what makes all the difference.O.o Hm?o.O HM? O.O HMM?
Gessho: Can I come in before I explain?
Harusame: Be my guest.
Gessho: Okay, *walks in, slumps to floor*Well, the reason I came is----I--- I--I CAN'T FIND KAMATARI!!!!!!*sob*NOWHERE!!
Soujiro: Oh, too bad.
Gessho: ARE YOU KIDDING?!!*sniff* It's MUCH more than bad!!I--I looked in MANY places. I was hoping he'd be here but---
Sonomi: But?
Gessho: BUT HE'S NOT!!What could've happened to him?
Soujiro: What if he's just wandering?
Gessho: No, if he wanders he TELLS ME!!ALWAYS!!
Soujiro: Why?
Harusame: *point to distressed, sad, and crying Gessho in the middle of the floor* Are you REALLY asking that question?
Soujiro: Oh, I see.
Sonomi: Calm down *~friend~*, now, tell Sonomi-chan what happened.
Gessho: *sniff*My poor poor Kama-chan. What if he's lost, or hurt, or hungry, or lonely or--
Harusame:O-KAYY!!! We get the point.
Gessho: *sniff*Okay then, well, here goes---I was out doing stuff, Kama- chan went somewhere else, he told me where he'd be, but when I went to check on him, HE WASN'T THERE!!!!
Harusame: awwwwwwwwwwww
Soujiro: Where was this exactly?
Gessho: At the shoppy place thingy.
Sonomi: Okay then. WE'LL FIND HIM FOR YOU!^_^
Soujiro: NEVER FEAR!
Harusame: THE IDIOTS ARE HERE!!!
Sonomi: Harusame, You MIGHT wanna rephrase that. Nonetheless, Gessho, we'll do everything we can to find Kamatari.
Gessho: *sniff* THANK YOU SO MUCH!!Can I help?
Harusame: DUH!
Soujiro: So, now that we know some stuff, what're we gonna do first?
Harusame: SEARCH PARTIES!WANTED POSTERS!
Sonomi: FUND-RAISERS!!
Soujiro: huh?Never mind, Let's go look for him!!
Gessho: OKAY!THANK YOU SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*bre ath*OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOOOO OOooooooooooOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!
~~~~~~Later at the shoppy place thing~~~~~~~~
Harusame: Okay, we're here--LOOK!I FOUND FOOTPRINTS!!
Sonomi: JINKIES!!
Soujiro:.....?
Gessho: Kama-chan.....
Sonomi: *jumpy*Well Gessho?WELL?
Gessho: well..well WHAT?
Sonomi: *jumpy* Are those HIS?!
Gessho: *inspects* No. Those feet are MASSIVE!Either they belong to a giant or to someone who likes to wear inhumanly big sandals.
Harusame: *further inpection* Hmmmmmm...These are INDEED not his.
Soujiro: How can you tell?
Harusame: They are soaked in SAKE!*dundun DUNN!!!!!*
Hiko: *somewhere* SAKE?!?!?WHERE?!?!?*looks around exitedly*
Soujiro: Oh, you're righhhht. But what about----THOSE ONES?*points**dundun DUNN!!*
Gessho: Nope.
Soujiro: Why?
Gessho: They are surrounded by---KUNAIS!!
Misao:*somewhere* OH!NO! I lost some of my Kunais, oh well.
Sonomi: Okay then, what about---*points* THESE ONES!!*dundun DUNN!!!*
Gessho: NO!Not those ones either!
Sonomi: How can you tell?
Gessho: 'cause there are bits of tofu around it, and it looks like whoever had this tofu was clumsy, maybe it was too heavy? Or maybe they were being pushed around.
Kenshin: *somewhere* ORO!!Kaoru-dono, please stop directing me, I know where I'm going.
Kaoru: Oh yeah?Well, still, I can't BELIEVE we had to walk THIS FAR for some tofu.
Kenshin: *smiles* Shessa like his tofu de gozaru!
Sonomi: Oh, okay then.
Gesshho: Oh!Hold on!*lifts one foot*hehe!Isn't this STUPID?!!I was standing on them the whole time!!^_^ Silly me!
Harusame: OHMIGOD!!!YAYYYYYYYYY!!!!These are THEM!FINALLY!!!!!*dances*
Gessho: Yes they ARE!^_^
Sonomi: How do you know?
Gessho: Because they are surrounded by the-----HEY!!YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW KAMATARI?!?!?!?!
Harusame: No, we don't it's just how can you tell?
Gessho: *sigh* Just BECAUSE!!
Harusame: Okay then.
Soujiro: Harusame?
Harusame: Hai?
Soujiro: How come that wasn't a valid answer for me?
Harusame: Because you aren't in distress.
Soujiro: So when I'm in distress will that be a valid answer?
Harusame: OF course!Just likeeverybody else!
Gessho: QUICKLY!The tracks lead this way!!!*runs off*
Sonomi: Coming!*runs off*
Soujiro: Wait for ME!*runs off*
Harusame: ME TOO!*runs off*
~~~~~Somewhere~~~~~~
Kamatari: Where the he** am I?*looks around* I hope someone(s) will find me. How did I get here?
~~~~~~~~~~Somewhere else~~~~~~~~
Harusame: Where do these tracks lead?
Gessho: We are going to find out soooon sooooo soooon that you will be amazed!!
Soujiro: I'm hungry.
Sonomi: Sushi?
Soujiro: HEY!*grabs sushi, throws to parts unknown* We DO NOT eat sushi!!!!
Sonomi: Why?
Soujiro: Sakana-san's sacrifice showed me the light. Sushi is made from fish who dedicate their lives to die, live, die, live. I want them to LIVE!!!
Harusame: But someone else doesn't care about it, soooooo we shouldn't either.
Soujiro: YES WE SHOULD!!Eating the sushi encourages the fisherman-of-evil to kill more. So, if we don't eat, he doesn't fish.
Sonomi: I question your logic Soujiro.
Soujiro: But it's perfectly logical logic.
Harusame: But MANY other people eat sushi, so our eating of fish won't matter.
Soujiro: Oh....Why?WHY?
Harusame: Why what?
Soujiro: I---I just wanna help the fishies!!!
Harusame: You do that!
Soujiro:No one understands Kami-sama......
Harusame: I DO!!!See?It goes like this---- if you kill birds, then it's only logical that someone else kills something else.
Soujiro: Never mind.
Harusame:Don't ingore me!!!!! You sound depressed, what's wrong?
Soujiro: Sakana-san's sacrifice, no one cares. Not even my *~friends~*
Sonomi: Did we hurt your feelings?
Soujiro: YES!I try to support Fishies, but you and Harusame don't help. NOT AT ALL!
Harusame: Oh, gomen.
Soujiro: Yeah. Suuuuuure you say sorry now, but what about in the furture?!!
Harusame: No!GOMEN! Really.....Sincerely, I Natsutsune Harusame.....will not oppose what YOU think is right, okay? And who knows? You might find your truth that you've been looking for for so long!
Soujiro: You think?
Sonomi: Sure!SUPPORT THE TRUTH!!
Soujiro: Really? Sorry?*~friends~*?
Harusame and Sonomi: OF COURSE!!
Soujiro: YAY!Thanks!Wait...where's Gessho?
Harusame: Our conversation stopped us and she's MILES ahead!^_^
Sonomi: NOOOOOOO!!!
Soujiro: But if we follow the footprints, we'll find her again!
Harusame: A brilliant deduction Soujiro!
Sonomi: FOLLOW THE FOOTPRINTS!!!
Author's Note: FOLLOW THE FOOTPRINTS!!RUN FAST!!!TO CHAPTER FOURTEEN!!!!!!R&R please!!!This one's MUCH better than the last, so Review please!!If you didn't see the first one....you were spared!!Good for YOU!!!Remember, my Llama's name is Fujihiko!!Unless you wanted "For help press F1" !!!!!!!!