Chapter FOURTEEN!!: If we follow these severed trees......
Author's Note: HIYA!!Have a nice Halloween? Or whatever holiday recently passed when you read this chapter? Oh well, ummmm........I figured somehting out!!Oh wait...Never mind. Umm if you read the chapter thirteen that had this current plot, continue, if not, read the last one or you wont get crap. YEAH!!*continues eating BIG box o' candy* eeep!These are soo tasty!!Arigatou!!Here Fujihiko!!*tosses some candy*
Fujihiko: *chomp the llama chomp!* Yummy!!
~~~~~~~~~The Search Continues~~~~~~~~~~~
Harusame: Walking.....walking......looking.....walking.....turning....no wait....keep walking.....
Sonomi: Would you shutup already?!!
Harusame: Why?
Sonomi: Your getting annoying.
Harusame: Wasn't I always? ^_^
Sonomi: Of course....why didn't I think of it before?
Gessho: SSSSHHHH! I'm evalutaing!
Soujiro: Evaluating what?
Gessho: Shh...wait here....and I'll go figure something out!*runs ahead*
Soujiro: O-kayyyy.
Harusame:............................
Sonomi:..............................
Soujiro:...............................hmm.
Harusame: What?
Sonomi: *sideglance*
Soujiro: I wonder........
Harusame: Yeah?
Sonomi: What?
Soujiro: Hmmmmmmm
Harusame: What are you thinking of?!!
Sonomi: Yeah!
Soujiro:...................I've got it!!
Harusame: Got what?
Sonomi: Milk!^_^
Soujiro: Nope! I was just pondering on whether to follow Gessho or not.
Sonomi: Why?
Soujiro: 'cause.
Harusame: That's not a valid answer.
Soujiro: *takes off shoe, throws into bushes* Now it is.
Sonomi: Why'd you do that?
Soujiro: 'cause a while ago...Harusame said if anything was lost, then "Just 'cause" can be a valid answer for anything.
Harusame: *smacks forehead* I said in *distress*!!!!
Soujiro: Oh, *sobs* OH NO!!!MY SANDAL!!!!MY FAVORITE LEFT SANDAL!!!!!!!!!!OH NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!SANDAL-SAN!!!!!!!
Harusame: Oh lordy....
Sonomi: GESSHO'S GETTING WAY AHEAD OF US!!!!!*goes*
Soujiro: WAIIIIIIIIIT!!! MY SANDALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!I CAN'T FIND IT!!!!!I CAN'T GO ON WITHOUT SANDAL-SAN ON MY LEFT FOOT!!!MY SOCK WILL GT DIRTY AND SANDAL-SAN WILL GET DUSTY!!
Harusame: Oh for crying out---HERE*goes in bushes, gets sandal, grabs Soujiro by the heel, pulls heel up, puts sandal on, backs away* "Just 'cause" is now a valid answer...k? Now get off your back and COME ON!!*drags Soujiro up, pushes in front of her and shoves him forward* GO!
Soujiro: Okay then, you don't gotta push me....
Harusame: Gomen.
Sonomi: *comes back* Guys! Gessho found a GREAT CLUE!!
Soujiro and Harusame: REALLY?!?!
Sonomi: ^_^ YUP! Come on!
~~~~~~~~~Wherever Gessho is~~~~~~~~~~~~
Gessho: Wow, thank Kami-sama my Kamatari had his scythe!
Sonomi: *arrives*Huh?Why? What's up with these trees, er, I mean stumps?
Harusame: *arrives**sideglance**cough*Yahiko's party*cough*
Soujiro: *arrives*Ooohhh I remember!
Sonomi: Oh you mean the tree thing?
Gessho: YES I DO!!Now we can follow these trees stumps that have been hacked at and the fallen trees to find Kama-chan!
Harusame: Okay, but won't this be rough traveling?
Gessho: *struggles to get over a big tree* Why do you *struggle* Ask? *trips to other side*Oh crapping branch!!
Harusame: *sigh* Um, I can see you acknowledge that fact, in your own special way so--
Soujiro: Guys look!A dead bird!!WITH ANTS!
Sonomi: Obviously you would be interested in that.
Soujiro: Hey!
Harusame: Quit fooling! We must get over this big tree!*struggle, hmph*
Soujiro: *is on other side of tree*Hi Harusame, OOPS!Don't fall!Watch out for that branch!Oh look!Don't trip on the bee hive!Watch out!There's a nest next to you!!^_^
Harusame: *falls on other side* OWIE! Soujiro, stop teasing me!*smack*Wait, how did you get here so quick?Without tripping?
Soujiro: Ow, my head....ummm...I walked around it!^_^
Harusame: Oh.
Gessho: Boy do we feel stupid!
Sonomi: I'm on the other side--HELP!
Harusame: Just walk *around* it and you will appear on the other side, but don't tell us until we've done it the hard way so we can feel stupider!
Sonomi: But you already know.
Soujiro: Is that sentence in any way related to what I did?
Harusame: Yes.
Soujiro: Oh, okay then.
Sonomi: I'm here!YAY!*small celebration* What's that?
Soujiro: What's what?
Sonomi: That!
Harusame: What IS "that"?
Sonomi: That thingy right there!!!
Gessho: It would help if you POINTED to it.
Sonomi: Oh, *point* RIGHT THERE!!
Gessho: *looks* OHMIGOSH!!
Soujiro and Harusame: WHAT?
Gessho: It's---IT'S---IIIIIIIT'SSSS-----MY KAMA-CHAN'S PURSE!!
Soujiro, Harusame, Sonomi: What? A PURSE?!
Gessho: *sniff*Yes*picks up purse* He wanted one te day he disappeared*sniff* And LOOK!There's a note inside!!YAY!I mean*sob*
Soujiro, Harusame, Sonomi: Well, read it!
Gessho: It says: "To whoever finds this note, WE HAVE CAPTURED KAMATARI!If you want him back, bring a thousand bottles of SAKE!"
Soujiro, Harusame, Sonomi: "SAKE"?!?!?!
Gessho: Yup, it says bring a thousand bottles of sake, and on the back: "If you don't Kamatari will be sentenced to wearing a guy kimono ALL HIS LIFE and make him hunt for the Chupacabra, while his job will be lost...the end"
Sonomi: Oh, I thought they might kill him.
Gessho: THAT'S WORSE THAN KILLING HIM!
Harusame: Oh?
Gessho: YES!If they make him hunt for the Chupacabra, he's----he's gonna get eaten!!And if he wears a guy kimono, he will get very MAD. And then there's the fact that he looks genki in a kimono, and if his job is lost, he won't have any more money!!!!!*sob* AND ALL OF IT WILL COME TRUE 'CAUSE NO MORON HAS ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY A THOUSAND BOTTLES OF SAKEEEEEE!!*sob*
Soujiro: awwwww, Gessho, Don't worry, I got a plan!^_^
Gessho: *sniff* You do?
Soujiro: YES! See, this person likes sake, but since we can't buy that much, we'll just go to him empty-handed and kick his sorry little--
Harusame: *interrupts*O-kayyyyy Soujiro, It's sounds like a good plan to me. LET'S GO!
Sonomi: OKAY!I LIKE THIS PLAN!WE'RE GONNA KICK SOME A**!!YEAH!
Gessho: YAY!We're gonna save my Kamatari!!
~~~~~~~~~~Wherever Kamatari is~~~~~~~~~~~~
Kamatari: FREE ME YOU YAROU!(oohhh, potty mouth ne?) I'm GONNA TELL GESSHO!!AND KENSHIN!!AND SOUJIRO!!AND HARUSAME!!AND SONOMI!!AND ANYONE ELSE WHOM I KNOW!!!!
????: You simpleminded man!
Kamatari: I RESENT Being called a man!I'd rather tell you!!And how'd you know?
????: Hahahahahaha, we've met before baka-de-Er I Mean Baka-CAPTIVE!!
Kamatari: Oh? You're hidden in the shadows so I don't know who you are.
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Author's Note: Yeah, teehee, This is gonna extend another chapter!!I love this plot!!!!I hope you do too!!!!Anyways, R&L&R please!(read, and laugh, and review) Yeah!HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!
Author's Note: HIYA!!Have a nice Halloween? Or whatever holiday recently passed when you read this chapter? Oh well, ummmm........I figured somehting out!!Oh wait...Never mind. Umm if you read the chapter thirteen that had this current plot, continue, if not, read the last one or you wont get crap. YEAH!!*continues eating BIG box o' candy* eeep!These are soo tasty!!Arigatou!!Here Fujihiko!!*tosses some candy*
Fujihiko: *chomp the llama chomp!* Yummy!!
~~~~~~~~~The Search Continues~~~~~~~~~~~
Harusame: Walking.....walking......looking.....walking.....turning....no wait....keep walking.....
Sonomi: Would you shutup already?!!
Harusame: Why?
Sonomi: Your getting annoying.
Harusame: Wasn't I always? ^_^
Sonomi: Of course....why didn't I think of it before?
Gessho: SSSSHHHH! I'm evalutaing!
Soujiro: Evaluating what?
Gessho: Shh...wait here....and I'll go figure something out!*runs ahead*
Soujiro: O-kayyyy.
Harusame:............................
Sonomi:..............................
Soujiro:...............................hmm.
Harusame: What?
Sonomi: *sideglance*
Soujiro: I wonder........
Harusame: Yeah?
Sonomi: What?
Soujiro: Hmmmmmmm
Harusame: What are you thinking of?!!
Sonomi: Yeah!
Soujiro:...................I've got it!!
Harusame: Got what?
Sonomi: Milk!^_^
Soujiro: Nope! I was just pondering on whether to follow Gessho or not.
Sonomi: Why?
Soujiro: 'cause.
Harusame: That's not a valid answer.
Soujiro: *takes off shoe, throws into bushes* Now it is.
Sonomi: Why'd you do that?
Soujiro: 'cause a while ago...Harusame said if anything was lost, then "Just 'cause" can be a valid answer for anything.
Harusame: *smacks forehead* I said in *distress*!!!!
Soujiro: Oh, *sobs* OH NO!!!MY SANDAL!!!!MY FAVORITE LEFT SANDAL!!!!!!!!!!OH NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!SANDAL-SAN!!!!!!!
Harusame: Oh lordy....
Sonomi: GESSHO'S GETTING WAY AHEAD OF US!!!!!*goes*
Soujiro: WAIIIIIIIIIT!!! MY SANDALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!I CAN'T FIND IT!!!!!I CAN'T GO ON WITHOUT SANDAL-SAN ON MY LEFT FOOT!!!MY SOCK WILL GT DIRTY AND SANDAL-SAN WILL GET DUSTY!!
Harusame: Oh for crying out---HERE*goes in bushes, gets sandal, grabs Soujiro by the heel, pulls heel up, puts sandal on, backs away* "Just 'cause" is now a valid answer...k? Now get off your back and COME ON!!*drags Soujiro up, pushes in front of her and shoves him forward* GO!
Soujiro: Okay then, you don't gotta push me....
Harusame: Gomen.
Sonomi: *comes back* Guys! Gessho found a GREAT CLUE!!
Soujiro and Harusame: REALLY?!?!
Sonomi: ^_^ YUP! Come on!
~~~~~~~~~Wherever Gessho is~~~~~~~~~~~~
Gessho: Wow, thank Kami-sama my Kamatari had his scythe!
Sonomi: *arrives*Huh?Why? What's up with these trees, er, I mean stumps?
Harusame: *arrives**sideglance**cough*Yahiko's party*cough*
Soujiro: *arrives*Ooohhh I remember!
Sonomi: Oh you mean the tree thing?
Gessho: YES I DO!!Now we can follow these trees stumps that have been hacked at and the fallen trees to find Kama-chan!
Harusame: Okay, but won't this be rough traveling?
Gessho: *struggles to get over a big tree* Why do you *struggle* Ask? *trips to other side*Oh crapping branch!!
Harusame: *sigh* Um, I can see you acknowledge that fact, in your own special way so--
Soujiro: Guys look!A dead bird!!WITH ANTS!
Sonomi: Obviously you would be interested in that.
Soujiro: Hey!
Harusame: Quit fooling! We must get over this big tree!*struggle, hmph*
Soujiro: *is on other side of tree*Hi Harusame, OOPS!Don't fall!Watch out for that branch!Oh look!Don't trip on the bee hive!Watch out!There's a nest next to you!!^_^
Harusame: *falls on other side* OWIE! Soujiro, stop teasing me!*smack*Wait, how did you get here so quick?Without tripping?
Soujiro: Ow, my head....ummm...I walked around it!^_^
Harusame: Oh.
Gessho: Boy do we feel stupid!
Sonomi: I'm on the other side--HELP!
Harusame: Just walk *around* it and you will appear on the other side, but don't tell us until we've done it the hard way so we can feel stupider!
Sonomi: But you already know.
Soujiro: Is that sentence in any way related to what I did?
Harusame: Yes.
Soujiro: Oh, okay then.
Sonomi: I'm here!YAY!*small celebration* What's that?
Soujiro: What's what?
Sonomi: That!
Harusame: What IS "that"?
Sonomi: That thingy right there!!!
Gessho: It would help if you POINTED to it.
Sonomi: Oh, *point* RIGHT THERE!!
Gessho: *looks* OHMIGOSH!!
Soujiro and Harusame: WHAT?
Gessho: It's---IT'S---IIIIIIIT'SSSS-----MY KAMA-CHAN'S PURSE!!
Soujiro, Harusame, Sonomi: What? A PURSE?!
Gessho: *sniff*Yes*picks up purse* He wanted one te day he disappeared*sniff* And LOOK!There's a note inside!!YAY!I mean*sob*
Soujiro, Harusame, Sonomi: Well, read it!
Gessho: It says: "To whoever finds this note, WE HAVE CAPTURED KAMATARI!If you want him back, bring a thousand bottles of SAKE!"
Soujiro, Harusame, Sonomi: "SAKE"?!?!?!
Gessho: Yup, it says bring a thousand bottles of sake, and on the back: "If you don't Kamatari will be sentenced to wearing a guy kimono ALL HIS LIFE and make him hunt for the Chupacabra, while his job will be lost...the end"
Sonomi: Oh, I thought they might kill him.
Gessho: THAT'S WORSE THAN KILLING HIM!
Harusame: Oh?
Gessho: YES!If they make him hunt for the Chupacabra, he's----he's gonna get eaten!!And if he wears a guy kimono, he will get very MAD. And then there's the fact that he looks genki in a kimono, and if his job is lost, he won't have any more money!!!!!*sob* AND ALL OF IT WILL COME TRUE 'CAUSE NO MORON HAS ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY A THOUSAND BOTTLES OF SAKEEEEEE!!*sob*
Soujiro: awwwww, Gessho, Don't worry, I got a plan!^_^
Gessho: *sniff* You do?
Soujiro: YES! See, this person likes sake, but since we can't buy that much, we'll just go to him empty-handed and kick his sorry little--
Harusame: *interrupts*O-kayyyyy Soujiro, It's sounds like a good plan to me. LET'S GO!
Sonomi: OKAY!I LIKE THIS PLAN!WE'RE GONNA KICK SOME A**!!YEAH!
Gessho: YAY!We're gonna save my Kamatari!!
~~~~~~~~~~Wherever Kamatari is~~~~~~~~~~~~
Kamatari: FREE ME YOU YAROU!(oohhh, potty mouth ne?) I'm GONNA TELL GESSHO!!AND KENSHIN!!AND SOUJIRO!!AND HARUSAME!!AND SONOMI!!AND ANYONE ELSE WHOM I KNOW!!!!
????: You simpleminded man!
Kamatari: I RESENT Being called a man!I'd rather tell you!!And how'd you know?
????: Hahahahahaha, we've met before baka-de-Er I Mean Baka-CAPTIVE!!
Kamatari: Oh? You're hidden in the shadows so I don't know who you are.
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Author's Note: Yeah, teehee, This is gonna extend another chapter!!I love this plot!!!!I hope you do too!!!!Anyways, R&L&R please!(read, and laugh, and review) Yeah!HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!