Chapter FIFTEEN!! Um...the third part of what I started two parts ago.
Author's Note: YAY!I have Fifteen!Chapters!And!I!Am!Really!Happy!Thank you all people who reviewed and supported me!You're the reason I continue with all this humorous crap!^_^ Anyways, a personal thank you to Sweet Chaos A.K.A. Misha for ummm reviewing all my chapters and putting me in one of you stories and recommending Kamatari! Can you imagine how boring it would be without him?I wouldn't have these three chapters or the fourth one in the beginning and introducing me to Phibby!!!!!^_^ And thank you to dreammaster2411 for giving me Fujihiko and telling me of Bob and letting [Insert Irish name here] or Jim for short go to my Heck and giving me ALL these ideas of his fate!!!! OH!And I'd like to thank Inuyuki for being my *~Friend~* and for other stuff!!And I thank EVERYONE who reviewed and even if I don't say your name personally I still include you!And TheDarkerPartOfMe and Van de Fanelia and Kokori or Kokoro or whatever you feel like typing, I thank for being my *~friends~* in the world where I open my mouth to say something and deny almost all pain!!^_^And Fujihiko's got somethin' to tell you Taji-dono!!!
Fujihiko: *reads paper* "I am well fed, and have a nice warm home with a loving owner who takes care of me, thank you for sending me here as a gift. I am completely happy and have no problems with Harusame. She does NOT make me sleep outside when I back-sass and shares her Pockys with me. And- what's that Harusame? I can't read, it's smudged."
*slaps head* Forget it.He's FINE I SWEAR!!!And..and also..I went to buy Kenshin manga today(Sunday) and there weren't ANY!!!*sobs*I--they-were-all- sold-ouuuuut!!*sobs uncontrollably**angry face*grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr WHO BOUGHT THE LAST ONE?!?!?!?!?!I WILL KILL YOU!!!!!ARGHGHGHGHGH!!!*bangs head, flips out*GRGRGRGRGRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~Now that I've shutup here we go*twitch*~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Soujiro: You know what?
Gessho: What?
Harusame: Nani?
Sonomi: No.
Soujiro: I think that these trees were to throw us off.
Gessho: What makes you think that?
Soujiro: The fact that that is the SAME tree stump you all had trouble crossing.
Harusame: Hmmmmm, you're wrong.
Soujiro: No I'm not, see? that's the branch that Gessho tripped over before.
Harusame: Oh, I know, I just said that so that I wouldn't break down that were lost.
Sonomi: WE'RE LOST?!?!?!?!??!?!?!WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME!!
Gessho: NOOOOO!!Imagine all the time we've wasted!!!My Kama-chan's probably DEAD!!*cries*KAAAMA- CHAAAAAAAANNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Soujiro: Ummmmmmmm..You okay?
Gessho: NOOOOOO!!
Sonomi: GRE-AT!
Harusame: I'm hungry.
Sonomi: DOUBLE Great.
~~~~~~~Say HI! Jim!~~~~~~~~~~~~
Shishio: AHA!A new arrival!
Yumi: State your name and occupation.
[Insert Irish name here]/Jim: .......
Yumi: Name and Occupation!
[Insert Irish name here]/Jim: ......*does anIrish Jig* Doo-doo-dee-doo-I'm- Jim!!!
Yumi: ANSWER THE ******* QUESTION!!!!!
Let's Just call him Jim, Jim: I DID!
Yumi: No You didn't!!YOU DID A CREEPY LITTLE DANCE AND SAID YOU WERE JIM!!
Jim: I DID AN IRISH JIG SO I'M IIIRRIISSHH AND MY NAME IIIISSSS JIM!!
Shishio: Ooh how I hate charades.
Yumi: Fine. Jim, what happened when you died?
Jim: Kami-sama knows....
Shishio: Kami-sama?!!?!? CRAP! He always STEALS MY CUSTOMERS!!
Houji: I didn't know we were running a buisness.
Yumi: And that stupid comment comes from the only one who wears a BELL-BOY costume down here....
Bob: Dad you're such a freak.
Houji: Wha-WHAAAAT?!!? Bob DON'T speak to me like that!*sigh*ehehe..KIDS....
Bob: I AM NOT A KID!! I am 26 months old!!To me THAT'S A MAN!!
Houji: But TO ME, that's a BABY! Now come here.
Bob: No.
Houji: What?
Bob: You heard me, NO.
Houji: But..
Bob: ENNN-OOOO NO!!
Houji: Don't you take that tone with me!
Bob:*mocking voice* Don't you take that tone with me!
Houji: Stop that!
Bob: *mocking voice* Stop that!
Houji: TO YOUR CAVE MISTER!!
Bob: *sniff* I'M GONNA RUN AWAY!!*walks away, not flying*
Princess: ....*stomach growls-GGGRRRRRRRP!**eyes Bob* (some of you know what's gonna happen ne?)
Houji: Bob!You forgot to pack your PAJAMAS!!!!!!
Yumi and Shishio: You moron you SOUND LIKE A MOM!!
Houji: I'm just overprotective.
Yumi and Shishio: And creepy beyond regonition, redempiton, or sanity.
Houji: *not paying attention*Where's Bob?
Yumi and Shishio: Where do you think? He ran away.....
Houji:But, noooo, he's he's around here somewhere!*looks around*
Yumi: This is Heck, how big can it be?
Houji: Princess!!!!!Have you seen Bob?!?!?!
Princess: .......*niegh**wing falls out*
Houji: Is that.....Bob's wing?
Princess:*sweatdrop*.......
Houji: Did you.....EAT Bob?
Yumi: OMG!!!IT ATE BOB!!
Shishio: AHAHAHA!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~Oh the poor baka houji..~~~~~~~~~~~~
Harusame: Okay then, LET'S GET GOING!!
Soujiro:*snaps out of...trance thingy*JIM!!!!!YAY!JIM!
Harusame: ESP?
Soujiro: YES! It's my *~FRIEND~*!!!JIIM!He Saved my life you know!!Once, no TWICE!!
~~~~~~~~~Flashback to a completely out-of-place-and-therefore-ridiculous- you-can-skip-part~~~~~~~~~~
Little Soujiro-chan from the past: YAY!Thank you for the Ice-cream stranger!!
Stranger: You're welcome happy-kid....*The ice-cream's got something wrong with it*
Little Soujiro-chan:*about to eat Ice-cream*
Jim: NOOOOO!!!*snatches Ice-cream out of hands and throws to parts unknown**wags finger at Little Soujiro-chan* You should NEVER eat Ice-cream from strangers!!
Little Soujiro-chan: Really?THANKS JIM!You saved my life!^_^
Jim: Just call me [Insert Irish name here]!!!*runs off to a rainbow*
~~~~~~~~~~Let's end this~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Harusame: Ooooooooh. Okay, NOW let's go!
Sonomi: Mochiron-desu (Sure/All right)
Soujiro: K, Jim's in a better place.
Gessho: K.*walks forward*
Something: *drags forward, following the four*
Everyone: *stops, notices something is wrong*
Something: *stops too*
Everyone: *goes*
Something: *drags, goes also*
Everyone: *stops*
Something: *stops*
Sonomi: *runs forward*
Something: *drags forward*
Harusame: IT'S THE BIG FELLED TREE! It's....MOVING WITH YOU!!
Soujiro: YEAH!Like a big brown wide reflection!^^
Gessho: That's strange...
Sonomi: *still running* *huff huff* DARNNIT!!I feel like I'm on one those new-fangled treadmills!!!CRAP!!
Harusame: HAHA!"NEW-FANGLED"!!YOU SOUND LIKE A GEEZER!!
Sonomi: *huff huff* Dagnabbit Harusame!!!
Harusame: AHAHA!You said Dagnabbit!!HAHAHA!!
Sonomi: CRAP!*trips*
Tree: *moves forward still**slides, while something behind it trips*
Something behind it: OWWW!DUMB THINGY!!
Everyone: o.O oooh, who are you?
Something behind it: You know me!!I'm SAMMY-SAN!!
Gessho: Doesn't ring a bell.
Sammy-san: Oh? I don't have a bell....
Harusame: Sammy-san!!YAYAY!I missed you!!You gave me a band-aid!!
Sammy-san: YES! I remember!!!HI! And who is this obviously distressed person?
Soujiro: This is our *~friend~* Gesshoku, she looks like Kamatari, huh?
Sammy-san: Yeah, and where is the little Cross-dresser?*looks around*
Gessho: *sniff* He's NOT HEREEEE!!
Sonomi: He was kidnapped...
Sammy-san: Oh, okay....well, if you wanna know, there's some guy down in that clearing a while away and he has this chair in the middle of the forest with some lady tied up and a sack on her head, he said something about her bieng a Baka-de- er I mean Baka-Captive....you know, if you wanted to know...
Harusame: Baka De- hmmm I wonder..and sake.....*goes into deep thought*
Soujiro: Let's get going now!!
Sammy-san: What about me?
Soujiro: You can come too! Everyone does anyways...
Sammy-san: Oh, Okay THANK YOU!!!
Soujiro: Yep!Let's go Harusame..Harusame?
Harusame: *in deep thought of Sake and Baka-De*.........
Soujiro: HEY! Harusame!*waves hand in face*
Harusame: *not phased at all*...............
Soujiro: Ha-ru-SA-MEEE!!*Pokes head*
Harusame:*head tilts, still unphased*...............
Soujiro: *sigh* Any one know what to do?..
Sonomi: Ditch her.
Sammy-san: Push her!
Gessho: Eh, ummm, I gotta go with.....OOH!!If only Kama-chan was here!
Soujiro: ....?*pulls on Harusame's Hair*
Harusame: *head tilts, STILL unphased, deep in thought*Hmmmmm
Soujiro: SHE SAID SOMETHING!YAY!
Sonomi: I GOT IT!!*Grabs both front pieces of Harusame's hair, for those of you who know what she looks like, and ties them behind Harusame's head, so they look like soft brown reins* GO!*tugs on "reins"*
Harusame: ERK!*head jerks backwards* EEP!
Soujiro: SHE LIVES!!YAY!
Harusame: OWIE! Why'd you DO THAT?!?!
Sonomi: 'cause it's fun!
Soujiro: You were in a state of thought so deep, that you wouldn't do anything.
Harusame: I WAS THINKING ABOUT SAKE AND BAKA-DE!!!
Sammy-san: Baka-de sounds SO familiar huh?
Gessho: Yep.
Soujiro: VERY MUCH!
Sonomi: Uh-huh...
Harusame: And Sake kinda goes with it....
Soujiro: Yeah....
Harusame: Sake....Baka-De...Baka.....BAKA DESHI!!!!!!
All: Huh?
Harusame: Can't you see? The Kidnapper LOVES Sake, and he is obviously attached to the phrase Baka-Deshi!!
All: Yeah?
Harusame: And who else knows these terms better than SEIJIROU HIKO!!!!!!
Author's Note: Okay, due to some time problems, I've gotta give you a Cliff hanger, and I'm pressed for loading this, so be Happy I got this up And WAIT FOR SIXTEEN!!!YAY!!K BYE! Have a good Thanksgiving!!Sorry this one's so short, I was hoping to finish this plot here, but, Like I said, the whole time matter!!K BYEBYE!!
Author's Note: YAY!I have Fifteen!Chapters!And!I!Am!Really!Happy!Thank you all people who reviewed and supported me!You're the reason I continue with all this humorous crap!^_^ Anyways, a personal thank you to Sweet Chaos A.K.A. Misha for ummm reviewing all my chapters and putting me in one of you stories and recommending Kamatari! Can you imagine how boring it would be without him?I wouldn't have these three chapters or the fourth one in the beginning and introducing me to Phibby!!!!!^_^ And thank you to dreammaster2411 for giving me Fujihiko and telling me of Bob and letting [Insert Irish name here] or Jim for short go to my Heck and giving me ALL these ideas of his fate!!!! OH!And I'd like to thank Inuyuki for being my *~Friend~* and for other stuff!!And I thank EVERYONE who reviewed and even if I don't say your name personally I still include you!And TheDarkerPartOfMe and Van de Fanelia and Kokori or Kokoro or whatever you feel like typing, I thank for being my *~friends~* in the world where I open my mouth to say something and deny almost all pain!!^_^And Fujihiko's got somethin' to tell you Taji-dono!!!
Fujihiko: *reads paper* "I am well fed, and have a nice warm home with a loving owner who takes care of me, thank you for sending me here as a gift. I am completely happy and have no problems with Harusame. She does NOT make me sleep outside when I back-sass and shares her Pockys with me. And- what's that Harusame? I can't read, it's smudged."
*slaps head* Forget it.He's FINE I SWEAR!!!And..and also..I went to buy Kenshin manga today(Sunday) and there weren't ANY!!!*sobs*I--they-were-all- sold-ouuuuut!!*sobs uncontrollably**angry face*grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr WHO BOUGHT THE LAST ONE?!?!?!?!?!I WILL KILL YOU!!!!!ARGHGHGHGHGH!!!*bangs head, flips out*GRGRGRGRGRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~Now that I've shutup here we go*twitch*~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Soujiro: You know what?
Gessho: What?
Harusame: Nani?
Sonomi: No.
Soujiro: I think that these trees were to throw us off.
Gessho: What makes you think that?
Soujiro: The fact that that is the SAME tree stump you all had trouble crossing.
Harusame: Hmmmmm, you're wrong.
Soujiro: No I'm not, see? that's the branch that Gessho tripped over before.
Harusame: Oh, I know, I just said that so that I wouldn't break down that were lost.
Sonomi: WE'RE LOST?!?!?!?!??!?!?!WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME!!
Gessho: NOOOOO!!Imagine all the time we've wasted!!!My Kama-chan's probably DEAD!!*cries*KAAAMA- CHAAAAAAAANNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Soujiro: Ummmmmmmm..You okay?
Gessho: NOOOOOO!!
Sonomi: GRE-AT!
Harusame: I'm hungry.
Sonomi: DOUBLE Great.
~~~~~~~Say HI! Jim!~~~~~~~~~~~~
Shishio: AHA!A new arrival!
Yumi: State your name and occupation.
[Insert Irish name here]/Jim: .......
Yumi: Name and Occupation!
[Insert Irish name here]/Jim: ......*does anIrish Jig* Doo-doo-dee-doo-I'm- Jim!!!
Yumi: ANSWER THE ******* QUESTION!!!!!
Let's Just call him Jim, Jim: I DID!
Yumi: No You didn't!!YOU DID A CREEPY LITTLE DANCE AND SAID YOU WERE JIM!!
Jim: I DID AN IRISH JIG SO I'M IIIRRIISSHH AND MY NAME IIIISSSS JIM!!
Shishio: Ooh how I hate charades.
Yumi: Fine. Jim, what happened when you died?
Jim: Kami-sama knows....
Shishio: Kami-sama?!!?!? CRAP! He always STEALS MY CUSTOMERS!!
Houji: I didn't know we were running a buisness.
Yumi: And that stupid comment comes from the only one who wears a BELL-BOY costume down here....
Bob: Dad you're such a freak.
Houji: Wha-WHAAAAT?!!? Bob DON'T speak to me like that!*sigh*ehehe..KIDS....
Bob: I AM NOT A KID!! I am 26 months old!!To me THAT'S A MAN!!
Houji: But TO ME, that's a BABY! Now come here.
Bob: No.
Houji: What?
Bob: You heard me, NO.
Houji: But..
Bob: ENNN-OOOO NO!!
Houji: Don't you take that tone with me!
Bob:*mocking voice* Don't you take that tone with me!
Houji: Stop that!
Bob: *mocking voice* Stop that!
Houji: TO YOUR CAVE MISTER!!
Bob: *sniff* I'M GONNA RUN AWAY!!*walks away, not flying*
Princess: ....*stomach growls-GGGRRRRRRRP!**eyes Bob* (some of you know what's gonna happen ne?)
Houji: Bob!You forgot to pack your PAJAMAS!!!!!!
Yumi and Shishio: You moron you SOUND LIKE A MOM!!
Houji: I'm just overprotective.
Yumi and Shishio: And creepy beyond regonition, redempiton, or sanity.
Houji: *not paying attention*Where's Bob?
Yumi and Shishio: Where do you think? He ran away.....
Houji:But, noooo, he's he's around here somewhere!*looks around*
Yumi: This is Heck, how big can it be?
Houji: Princess!!!!!Have you seen Bob?!?!?!
Princess: .......*niegh**wing falls out*
Houji: Is that.....Bob's wing?
Princess:*sweatdrop*.......
Houji: Did you.....EAT Bob?
Yumi: OMG!!!IT ATE BOB!!
Shishio: AHAHAHA!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~Oh the poor baka houji..~~~~~~~~~~~~
Harusame: Okay then, LET'S GET GOING!!
Soujiro:*snaps out of...trance thingy*JIM!!!!!YAY!JIM!
Harusame: ESP?
Soujiro: YES! It's my *~FRIEND~*!!!JIIM!He Saved my life you know!!Once, no TWICE!!
~~~~~~~~~Flashback to a completely out-of-place-and-therefore-ridiculous- you-can-skip-part~~~~~~~~~~
Little Soujiro-chan from the past: YAY!Thank you for the Ice-cream stranger!!
Stranger: You're welcome happy-kid....*The ice-cream's got something wrong with it*
Little Soujiro-chan:*about to eat Ice-cream*
Jim: NOOOOO!!!*snatches Ice-cream out of hands and throws to parts unknown**wags finger at Little Soujiro-chan* You should NEVER eat Ice-cream from strangers!!
Little Soujiro-chan: Really?THANKS JIM!You saved my life!^_^
Jim: Just call me [Insert Irish name here]!!!*runs off to a rainbow*
~~~~~~~~~~Let's end this~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Harusame: Ooooooooh. Okay, NOW let's go!
Sonomi: Mochiron-desu (Sure/All right)
Soujiro: K, Jim's in a better place.
Gessho: K.*walks forward*
Something: *drags forward, following the four*
Everyone: *stops, notices something is wrong*
Something: *stops too*
Everyone: *goes*
Something: *drags, goes also*
Everyone: *stops*
Something: *stops*
Sonomi: *runs forward*
Something: *drags forward*
Harusame: IT'S THE BIG FELLED TREE! It's....MOVING WITH YOU!!
Soujiro: YEAH!Like a big brown wide reflection!^^
Gessho: That's strange...
Sonomi: *still running* *huff huff* DARNNIT!!I feel like I'm on one those new-fangled treadmills!!!CRAP!!
Harusame: HAHA!"NEW-FANGLED"!!YOU SOUND LIKE A GEEZER!!
Sonomi: *huff huff* Dagnabbit Harusame!!!
Harusame: AHAHA!You said Dagnabbit!!HAHAHA!!
Sonomi: CRAP!*trips*
Tree: *moves forward still**slides, while something behind it trips*
Something behind it: OWWW!DUMB THINGY!!
Everyone: o.O oooh, who are you?
Something behind it: You know me!!I'm SAMMY-SAN!!
Gessho: Doesn't ring a bell.
Sammy-san: Oh? I don't have a bell....
Harusame: Sammy-san!!YAYAY!I missed you!!You gave me a band-aid!!
Sammy-san: YES! I remember!!!HI! And who is this obviously distressed person?
Soujiro: This is our *~friend~* Gesshoku, she looks like Kamatari, huh?
Sammy-san: Yeah, and where is the little Cross-dresser?*looks around*
Gessho: *sniff* He's NOT HEREEEE!!
Sonomi: He was kidnapped...
Sammy-san: Oh, okay....well, if you wanna know, there's some guy down in that clearing a while away and he has this chair in the middle of the forest with some lady tied up and a sack on her head, he said something about her bieng a Baka-de- er I mean Baka-Captive....you know, if you wanted to know...
Harusame: Baka De- hmmm I wonder..and sake.....*goes into deep thought*
Soujiro: Let's get going now!!
Sammy-san: What about me?
Soujiro: You can come too! Everyone does anyways...
Sammy-san: Oh, Okay THANK YOU!!!
Soujiro: Yep!Let's go Harusame..Harusame?
Harusame: *in deep thought of Sake and Baka-De*.........
Soujiro: HEY! Harusame!*waves hand in face*
Harusame: *not phased at all*...............
Soujiro: Ha-ru-SA-MEEE!!*Pokes head*
Harusame:*head tilts, still unphased*...............
Soujiro: *sigh* Any one know what to do?..
Sonomi: Ditch her.
Sammy-san: Push her!
Gessho: Eh, ummm, I gotta go with.....OOH!!If only Kama-chan was here!
Soujiro: ....?*pulls on Harusame's Hair*
Harusame: *head tilts, STILL unphased, deep in thought*Hmmmmm
Soujiro: SHE SAID SOMETHING!YAY!
Sonomi: I GOT IT!!*Grabs both front pieces of Harusame's hair, for those of you who know what she looks like, and ties them behind Harusame's head, so they look like soft brown reins* GO!*tugs on "reins"*
Harusame: ERK!*head jerks backwards* EEP!
Soujiro: SHE LIVES!!YAY!
Harusame: OWIE! Why'd you DO THAT?!?!
Sonomi: 'cause it's fun!
Soujiro: You were in a state of thought so deep, that you wouldn't do anything.
Harusame: I WAS THINKING ABOUT SAKE AND BAKA-DE!!!
Sammy-san: Baka-de sounds SO familiar huh?
Gessho: Yep.
Soujiro: VERY MUCH!
Sonomi: Uh-huh...
Harusame: And Sake kinda goes with it....
Soujiro: Yeah....
Harusame: Sake....Baka-De...Baka.....BAKA DESHI!!!!!!
All: Huh?
Harusame: Can't you see? The Kidnapper LOVES Sake, and he is obviously attached to the phrase Baka-Deshi!!
All: Yeah?
Harusame: And who else knows these terms better than SEIJIROU HIKO!!!!!!
Author's Note: Okay, due to some time problems, I've gotta give you a Cliff hanger, and I'm pressed for loading this, so be Happy I got this up And WAIT FOR SIXTEEN!!!YAY!!K BYE! Have a good Thanksgiving!!Sorry this one's so short, I was hoping to finish this plot here, but, Like I said, the whole time matter!!K BYEBYE!!