Chapter Sixteen: I hope it ends now!!
Author's Note: Uhh, HI!Good thing I got this before the holidays!^_^Anyways, I died and went to Kenshin heaven. I went to the mall, and BOTH the Kenshin's were there an' I bought them on the spot! LATER I went to another cart and BOOM! They restocked and I got to go buy the Best Theme Collection CD!^_^*listens to CD* Wish you were here *~friends~* But now you probably wanna kill me huh?Oh well, ON WITH THE STORY!!Oh, and by the way, Sonomi, last I heard from my sister, is 15, and Harusame, umm, 14 or 15 or 16, I'm debating, help me. OH....and Soujiro is 18!
~~~~~~~~~I hope it ends now!~~~~~~~So..how have you been, OR RIGHT!Where we left of...~~~~~~~~~~
Soujiro: Seijirou Hiko?
Sonomi: HIKO?!?!?
Gessho: Hiko?
Sammy-san: YEAH!That was his name!I remember now!^_^
Harusame: You knew it before?Oh! I mean--Yes, Hiko, I mean, who else would want that much Sake?And the way he picks on Kenshin, 'Baka Deshi' has become as much his trademark phrase as '*~friend~*' has to us!!
Soujiro: It all makes sense!Yeah!!Let's go kill 'im!!
Sonomi: Soujiro, you couldn't kill Kenshin, You can't kill his master...TCH!
Gessho: GGRR!!!I'LL GET 'IM!!!I'LL MAKE HIM WISH HE NEVER *HEARD* OF SAKE!!!!!!!GGGRRRRR!!!*runs off*HANG ON KAMA-CHAN I'LL SAVE YOUUUUUU!!!
Sammy-san: WOW....That is ONE devoted lady....
Harusame: I know!Great *~friend~* But...Is she running in the right direction?
Soujiro: -_- I hope so..
Sonomi: Better be.
Sammy-san: SHE IS!Let's follow her!!!
~~~~~~~~~At Hiko's now-created-secret-lair-in-the-woods~~~~~~~~~~~
Hiko: *twitches violently* SOMEONE REGRETS MY LOVE OF SAKE!!
Kamatari: What the crap are you talking about?AND LET ME GO!!I haven't walked in HOURS!!
Hiko: *twitches* Something evil this way comes...at least to me, it would interfere...
Kamatari: LOOKIT THE BIRDS!!*some crows fly up and soar directly above them, as if they were run-er-flying away from something...*
Hiko: If the birds are scared, then....
Kamatari: Then what?
Hiko: Then it will be a good battle....
Kamatari: oh..ahou.
Hiko: DON'T CALL ME THAT!!Just cause I like sake doesn't mean I'm an idiot!Sake is good! None of you appreciate the fine taste that represents each season!
Kamatari: Like...Christmas?
Hiko: TCH! Now who's the ahou?I WILL FIGHT THIS THREAT!!
Gessho: *pops out of bushes* GRRR!!WHERE'S MY *sees Kamatari* KAMA- CHAN!^_^Your alive thank KAMI-SAMA!!*hug*HIKO!!I WILL CRUSH YOU!
Kamatari: EEP!Not before you crush ME!I'm not a stuffed animal toy!!!
Gessho: I KNOW but I missed you REALLLLLLY BAD!!*sniff*
Hiko: How sweet, where's my SAKE?
Gessho: *turns to face Hiko* Hiko-san, You can't steal PEOPLE and expect to get a thousand bottles of Sake, you have to EARN it!
Hiko: I EARNED it by stealing Kamatari.Now GIVE ME THE SAKE OR-----
Gessho: Or what?
Hiko: Or I will use THE AMAKAKERU RYU NO HIROMEKI!!
Gessho: My, WHAT A MOUTHFUL!
Hiko: *sigh* I know, but it's cool!
Gessho: You wanna be cool?
Hiko: I AM COOL!
Gessho: Well, stealing people for sake isn't cool!
Hiko: Really?
Gessho: DUH! Look at your uncoolness! Even you MUSCLES are losing their bulge!
Hiko: *looks at muscles* Really?You think so?
Gessho: Oh most DEFINETLY! And you're dailogue is changing too!
Hiko: Oh? How so?
Gessho: You....uhhhh...You listen to what I say!!SEE?!
Hiko: Oh, NO I DON'T!
Gessho: And you're losing control!!
Hiko: I AM NOT!!!!SIT DOWN!!
Gessho:*scared, sits*Yessir.
Kamatari: So much for a rescue...
Gessho: Da**, I thought those mind tricks would work!!
Hiko: HAHA!!You silly GIRL!!!
Gessho: grrrrrr....
Hiko: I AM HIKO!!!!THE 13th!!!!!
Gessho: I know.
Hiko: AND I RULE!!!
Gessho: Just wait 'till the REST of my *~friends~* get here!!
Hiko: Ha, that's what HE said! And YOU come!!The ransom keeps GETTING bigger!!
Sonomi: *comes*Did I miss something?
Hiko: AHA!!Another one!SIT DOWN!!
Sonomi: NO!
Hiko: *thunder* SIIIIIIIT!
Sonomi: *quickly*Yes sir.*sits*
Gessho: Crap.
Kamatari: Double-crap.
Sonomi: Triple-crap.
Soujiro:*peeks from behind bushes* Uh-oh....
Sammy-san: *pops up*WHAT UH-OH?!?!?
Soujiro: Shhhh!!We're gonna get---
Hiko: Busted. You two, SIT!
Soujiro: Only if you can catch me!!^_^*runs**trips over Sammy-san*Ow.
Hiko: I caught ya!!
Sammy-san: Oh no.
Hiko: You two.SIIIIIIITTT!!
Sammy-san and Soujiro: Yessir*sit*
Hiko: HA!NOW I CAN GET*counts*FOUR-THOUSAND BOTTLES OF SAKE!!!
Harusame: *peeks from other side of area* Not if I can help it.
All who are caught: We're doomed...
Harusame:*taps chin* Just need a plan...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~While Harusame thinks of a plan~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Shishio: GUYS!!I FOUND USUI!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!
Usui: Wha-why-how-who-HUH?I-I can't see!WHERE'S THE BAKA YAROU!(Watch your mouth Usui!)Oh che...
Shishio:*evil look* Muahahaahahahahaaaaa......
~~~~~~~~~That didn't take long~~~~~~~~~~~Did it?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Harusame: I got it!
~~~~~~~~~Never mind, I'm gonna tell you where Bob is~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Bob:*wakes up in EARTH!!* AHHH!!Oh...He-HEY!!I'm alive!!YE-HAW!!*does a little dance*I am FREE and INDEPENDENT!!YESSSS!!*victory dance*Wo-ho- hoooooo!!!*continues dancing in circles*
Some guy: So, anyways, I told him to crap off, I mean, who's gonna pay a HUNDRED YEN to have his palm read?
Some other guy: Yeah, So what did he do?
Some guy: He attacked me!Can you BE-LIEVE IT?
Some other guy: Noooooo!
Some guy: YES!So, naturally, I slaughtered the cheap blind guy!
Some other guy: AHAHA!!AHAHAHA----ewwww what did I step on?*looks at shoe*grossss...
Bob:*falling spiritually to Heck* DA**IT ALL!!!
~~~~~~~~~Okay, I'll tell you~~~~~~~~~~Wait~~~~~~~~Yep.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Harusame: *walks up to Hko* My, Hiko what big shoes you got..
Hiko: I DO NOT!
Harusame: And what big Muscles you have!
Hiko: GRRR all the BETTER to crush you with!!
Harusame: ehehe..MY!And what a BIG cape you have!
Hiko: I-huh?WHy thankyou, all the BETTER to do Amakakeru Ryu no Hiromeki on you with!
Harusame: And what big EGO you have!
Hiko: Tha-uh-HUH?!GRRR!THAT'S IT!I'M GONNA CRUSH---you?
Haursame:*runs Shukuchi in circles* You can't crush me if you can't see me!
Hiko: GRRRR!!YES I CAN!I AM SEIJIROU HIKO THE 13TH!!!YOU CANNOT CONFUSE ME!!
Harusame: I seem to be.
Hiko: WHY DOES EVERYONE PICK ON ME!!I JUST WANT SAKE!!
Harusame: Oh*stops running* well, umm, we can't afford it anymore than you can.And besides, Kidnapping my *~friends~* is not worth Sake.
Hiko: Oh?Well, too bad.
Harusame: I don't think the lord of Sake would appreciate you sinking to levels of kidnapping for Sake.
Hiko: *thinks about it for a moment*
A Moment: Quit wasting my time!
Hiko: Strange, And*hears 'a Moment* IT'S WRONG TO DISOBEY THE LORD OF SAKE!!!FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~This is gonna be one long Chapter, but anyone remember Bruiser?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Brusier:*now has Wife and Kids*
Brusier's Kids: Tell us again how you escaped Heck daddy!
Brusier: Okay, it was Christmas right? And my moronic owner gave me a magnifying glass, so, he held it over me to show me....
Brusier's Kids: Yeah?
Brusier: And alluva sudden--MY LEG CAUGHT ON FIRE!I was screaming and screaming but he couldn't hear me, and when he finally looked at me, I was DEAD!!
Brusier's Kids: AHHHH!!!
Brusier: And I woke up right where I died in the first place!It was cool, and from then on you know the rest!
Brusier's Kids: That was sooooo cool!!!You're owner was a Moron wasn't he?
Brusier: Sure WAS!!AHAHA!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~He had a happier ending didn't he?~~~~~~~~~~~Maybe~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hiko: FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Harusame: Hey, calm down!!
Hiko: I will release your *~friends~*, for you have showed me the light.
Harusame: YAY!
Hiko: *releases Friends* *atually he tells them to standup and be free*STAND UP AND BE FREEEEEEEEEE!!
All who were "captured": *stand up* YAY WE ARE FREEEEEEEEE!!Thank HIKO!
Harusame:*anime sweatdrop*You thank the guy who kidnapped you, but NO one thanks me?
All who were captured: Oh yeah huh?YAY!THANK YOU HARUSAME!!
Harusame:*sniff* Your welcome guys!^_^Let's go Home!!To celebrate!
Kamatari:*grabs scythe from rock it was leaning on*SURE!
Harusame:*twitch*You won't need that at my house....
Kamtari: Oh, well I'll take it anyways.
Hiko:Can I come?
Harusame:*bangs head against tree*Why noooot?
Sammy-san: And me?
Harusame:*brightens* BUT OF COURSE!!^_^
All:*go to Harusame's house for celebrating*YAY!
Kamatari:*swings scthe, breaking trees*Oh HOW I LOVE CELEBRATIONS!
Gessho: That does not sound like you...
Kamatari: I know, But I'm happy to finally be free, so I'm gonna act wierd!!
Gessho: OKAY!^^
Harusame: Hey!Where's Sonomi?
Sonomi: Behind you Baka.
Harusame: Oh, okay..
Gessho:*way ahead*C'MON!TO CELEBRATE!!YAY!
Kamatari:*sigh*A happy ending it is then...
Author's Note: Yeah, Happy ending--FOR NOW!^_^(Actually, to tell the truth, I have NO IDEA how to end this, and You all seem to like, So do I^_^, So...I WONT!!^_^)Okay then!See you in Chapter Seventeen(when I get it up) and Click the little button that says "Go" and Review!^_^You have something to say, SAY IT!^_^Oh, and BTW, I know I make a little fun of Hiko, I can't help it, Gomen, but 'Sake-Hound'? I mean, it's too funny to pass up, I hope you think so too!^_^I'm sorry I had to put him down, SORRY SAKE LORD!!!*bows*AND HIKO-LIKERS!*bows*Here, for bearing with my sick and cruel Humor, have a Hiko Plushie!*tosses Hiko Plushie* And those of you who don't care, you get one too!^_^It comes complete with Sake-drinking Action!!
Author's Note: Uhh, HI!Good thing I got this before the holidays!^_^Anyways, I died and went to Kenshin heaven. I went to the mall, and BOTH the Kenshin's were there an' I bought them on the spot! LATER I went to another cart and BOOM! They restocked and I got to go buy the Best Theme Collection CD!^_^*listens to CD* Wish you were here *~friends~* But now you probably wanna kill me huh?Oh well, ON WITH THE STORY!!Oh, and by the way, Sonomi, last I heard from my sister, is 15, and Harusame, umm, 14 or 15 or 16, I'm debating, help me. OH....and Soujiro is 18!
~~~~~~~~~I hope it ends now!~~~~~~~So..how have you been, OR RIGHT!Where we left of...~~~~~~~~~~
Soujiro: Seijirou Hiko?
Sonomi: HIKO?!?!?
Gessho: Hiko?
Sammy-san: YEAH!That was his name!I remember now!^_^
Harusame: You knew it before?Oh! I mean--Yes, Hiko, I mean, who else would want that much Sake?And the way he picks on Kenshin, 'Baka Deshi' has become as much his trademark phrase as '*~friend~*' has to us!!
Soujiro: It all makes sense!Yeah!!Let's go kill 'im!!
Sonomi: Soujiro, you couldn't kill Kenshin, You can't kill his master...TCH!
Gessho: GGRR!!!I'LL GET 'IM!!!I'LL MAKE HIM WISH HE NEVER *HEARD* OF SAKE!!!!!!!GGGRRRRR!!!*runs off*HANG ON KAMA-CHAN I'LL SAVE YOUUUUUU!!!
Sammy-san: WOW....That is ONE devoted lady....
Harusame: I know!Great *~friend~* But...Is she running in the right direction?
Soujiro: -_- I hope so..
Sonomi: Better be.
Sammy-san: SHE IS!Let's follow her!!!
~~~~~~~~~At Hiko's now-created-secret-lair-in-the-woods~~~~~~~~~~~
Hiko: *twitches violently* SOMEONE REGRETS MY LOVE OF SAKE!!
Kamatari: What the crap are you talking about?AND LET ME GO!!I haven't walked in HOURS!!
Hiko: *twitches* Something evil this way comes...at least to me, it would interfere...
Kamatari: LOOKIT THE BIRDS!!*some crows fly up and soar directly above them, as if they were run-er-flying away from something...*
Hiko: If the birds are scared, then....
Kamatari: Then what?
Hiko: Then it will be a good battle....
Kamatari: oh..ahou.
Hiko: DON'T CALL ME THAT!!Just cause I like sake doesn't mean I'm an idiot!Sake is good! None of you appreciate the fine taste that represents each season!
Kamatari: Like...Christmas?
Hiko: TCH! Now who's the ahou?I WILL FIGHT THIS THREAT!!
Gessho: *pops out of bushes* GRRR!!WHERE'S MY *sees Kamatari* KAMA- CHAN!^_^Your alive thank KAMI-SAMA!!*hug*HIKO!!I WILL CRUSH YOU!
Kamatari: EEP!Not before you crush ME!I'm not a stuffed animal toy!!!
Gessho: I KNOW but I missed you REALLLLLLY BAD!!*sniff*
Hiko: How sweet, where's my SAKE?
Gessho: *turns to face Hiko* Hiko-san, You can't steal PEOPLE and expect to get a thousand bottles of Sake, you have to EARN it!
Hiko: I EARNED it by stealing Kamatari.Now GIVE ME THE SAKE OR-----
Gessho: Or what?
Hiko: Or I will use THE AMAKAKERU RYU NO HIROMEKI!!
Gessho: My, WHAT A MOUTHFUL!
Hiko: *sigh* I know, but it's cool!
Gessho: You wanna be cool?
Hiko: I AM COOL!
Gessho: Well, stealing people for sake isn't cool!
Hiko: Really?
Gessho: DUH! Look at your uncoolness! Even you MUSCLES are losing their bulge!
Hiko: *looks at muscles* Really?You think so?
Gessho: Oh most DEFINETLY! And you're dailogue is changing too!
Hiko: Oh? How so?
Gessho: You....uhhhh...You listen to what I say!!SEE?!
Hiko: Oh, NO I DON'T!
Gessho: And you're losing control!!
Hiko: I AM NOT!!!!SIT DOWN!!
Gessho:*scared, sits*Yessir.
Kamatari: So much for a rescue...
Gessho: Da**, I thought those mind tricks would work!!
Hiko: HAHA!!You silly GIRL!!!
Gessho: grrrrrr....
Hiko: I AM HIKO!!!!THE 13th!!!!!
Gessho: I know.
Hiko: AND I RULE!!!
Gessho: Just wait 'till the REST of my *~friends~* get here!!
Hiko: Ha, that's what HE said! And YOU come!!The ransom keeps GETTING bigger!!
Sonomi: *comes*Did I miss something?
Hiko: AHA!!Another one!SIT DOWN!!
Sonomi: NO!
Hiko: *thunder* SIIIIIIIT!
Sonomi: *quickly*Yes sir.*sits*
Gessho: Crap.
Kamatari: Double-crap.
Sonomi: Triple-crap.
Soujiro:*peeks from behind bushes* Uh-oh....
Sammy-san: *pops up*WHAT UH-OH?!?!?
Soujiro: Shhhh!!We're gonna get---
Hiko: Busted. You two, SIT!
Soujiro: Only if you can catch me!!^_^*runs**trips over Sammy-san*Ow.
Hiko: I caught ya!!
Sammy-san: Oh no.
Hiko: You two.SIIIIIIITTT!!
Sammy-san and Soujiro: Yessir*sit*
Hiko: HA!NOW I CAN GET*counts*FOUR-THOUSAND BOTTLES OF SAKE!!!
Harusame: *peeks from other side of area* Not if I can help it.
All who are caught: We're doomed...
Harusame:*taps chin* Just need a plan...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~While Harusame thinks of a plan~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Shishio: GUYS!!I FOUND USUI!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!
Usui: Wha-why-how-who-HUH?I-I can't see!WHERE'S THE BAKA YAROU!(Watch your mouth Usui!)Oh che...
Shishio:*evil look* Muahahaahahahahaaaaa......
~~~~~~~~~That didn't take long~~~~~~~~~~~Did it?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Harusame: I got it!
~~~~~~~~~Never mind, I'm gonna tell you where Bob is~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Bob:*wakes up in EARTH!!* AHHH!!Oh...He-HEY!!I'm alive!!YE-HAW!!*does a little dance*I am FREE and INDEPENDENT!!YESSSS!!*victory dance*Wo-ho- hoooooo!!!*continues dancing in circles*
Some guy: So, anyways, I told him to crap off, I mean, who's gonna pay a HUNDRED YEN to have his palm read?
Some other guy: Yeah, So what did he do?
Some guy: He attacked me!Can you BE-LIEVE IT?
Some other guy: Noooooo!
Some guy: YES!So, naturally, I slaughtered the cheap blind guy!
Some other guy: AHAHA!!AHAHAHA----ewwww what did I step on?*looks at shoe*grossss...
Bob:*falling spiritually to Heck* DA**IT ALL!!!
~~~~~~~~~Okay, I'll tell you~~~~~~~~~~Wait~~~~~~~~Yep.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Harusame: *walks up to Hko* My, Hiko what big shoes you got..
Hiko: I DO NOT!
Harusame: And what big Muscles you have!
Hiko: GRRR all the BETTER to crush you with!!
Harusame: ehehe..MY!And what a BIG cape you have!
Hiko: I-huh?WHy thankyou, all the BETTER to do Amakakeru Ryu no Hiromeki on you with!
Harusame: And what big EGO you have!
Hiko: Tha-uh-HUH?!GRRR!THAT'S IT!I'M GONNA CRUSH---you?
Haursame:*runs Shukuchi in circles* You can't crush me if you can't see me!
Hiko: GRRRR!!YES I CAN!I AM SEIJIROU HIKO THE 13TH!!!YOU CANNOT CONFUSE ME!!
Harusame: I seem to be.
Hiko: WHY DOES EVERYONE PICK ON ME!!I JUST WANT SAKE!!
Harusame: Oh*stops running* well, umm, we can't afford it anymore than you can.And besides, Kidnapping my *~friends~* is not worth Sake.
Hiko: Oh?Well, too bad.
Harusame: I don't think the lord of Sake would appreciate you sinking to levels of kidnapping for Sake.
Hiko: *thinks about it for a moment*
A Moment: Quit wasting my time!
Hiko: Strange, And*hears 'a Moment* IT'S WRONG TO DISOBEY THE LORD OF SAKE!!!FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~This is gonna be one long Chapter, but anyone remember Bruiser?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Brusier:*now has Wife and Kids*
Brusier's Kids: Tell us again how you escaped Heck daddy!
Brusier: Okay, it was Christmas right? And my moronic owner gave me a magnifying glass, so, he held it over me to show me....
Brusier's Kids: Yeah?
Brusier: And alluva sudden--MY LEG CAUGHT ON FIRE!I was screaming and screaming but he couldn't hear me, and when he finally looked at me, I was DEAD!!
Brusier's Kids: AHHHH!!!
Brusier: And I woke up right where I died in the first place!It was cool, and from then on you know the rest!
Brusier's Kids: That was sooooo cool!!!You're owner was a Moron wasn't he?
Brusier: Sure WAS!!AHAHA!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~He had a happier ending didn't he?~~~~~~~~~~~Maybe~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hiko: FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Harusame: Hey, calm down!!
Hiko: I will release your *~friends~*, for you have showed me the light.
Harusame: YAY!
Hiko: *releases Friends* *atually he tells them to standup and be free*STAND UP AND BE FREEEEEEEEEE!!
All who were "captured": *stand up* YAY WE ARE FREEEEEEEEE!!Thank HIKO!
Harusame:*anime sweatdrop*You thank the guy who kidnapped you, but NO one thanks me?
All who were captured: Oh yeah huh?YAY!THANK YOU HARUSAME!!
Harusame:*sniff* Your welcome guys!^_^Let's go Home!!To celebrate!
Kamatari:*grabs scythe from rock it was leaning on*SURE!
Harusame:*twitch*You won't need that at my house....
Kamtari: Oh, well I'll take it anyways.
Hiko:Can I come?
Harusame:*bangs head against tree*Why noooot?
Sammy-san: And me?
Harusame:*brightens* BUT OF COURSE!!^_^
All:*go to Harusame's house for celebrating*YAY!
Kamatari:*swings scthe, breaking trees*Oh HOW I LOVE CELEBRATIONS!
Gessho: That does not sound like you...
Kamatari: I know, But I'm happy to finally be free, so I'm gonna act wierd!!
Gessho: OKAY!^^
Harusame: Hey!Where's Sonomi?
Sonomi: Behind you Baka.
Harusame: Oh, okay..
Gessho:*way ahead*C'MON!TO CELEBRATE!!YAY!
Kamatari:*sigh*A happy ending it is then...
Author's Note: Yeah, Happy ending--FOR NOW!^_^(Actually, to tell the truth, I have NO IDEA how to end this, and You all seem to like, So do I^_^, So...I WONT!!^_^)Okay then!See you in Chapter Seventeen(when I get it up) and Click the little button that says "Go" and Review!^_^You have something to say, SAY IT!^_^Oh, and BTW, I know I make a little fun of Hiko, I can't help it, Gomen, but 'Sake-Hound'? I mean, it's too funny to pass up, I hope you think so too!^_^I'm sorry I had to put him down, SORRY SAKE LORD!!!*bows*AND HIKO-LIKERS!*bows*Here, for bearing with my sick and cruel Humor, have a Hiko Plushie!*tosses Hiko Plushie* And those of you who don't care, you get one too!^_^It comes complete with Sake-drinking Action!!