Chapter Seventeen: Suprise?
Author's Note: Hope you all liked your Hiko plushies w/Sake-drinking Action!!And for those of you that might have caught the fact that Saitou killed Usui so he couldn't be a Seeing-Heart Psycic(Sp)..um I realized that a little too late BUT I FIXED IT!! ^_^Anyways, uhhh, Happy Holidays?Oh!I know!!Since I made Hiko all Sake-freaky, I'm gonna reward him in the nicest way I can!By giving him his own TWO Chapters!!And....uhh....Fujihiko ate my Skittles..
Fujihiko: Yummy.
*twitch* So yeah!Go read!And when you're done, REVIEW PLEASE!^_^
~~~~~~~~~So we were at the celebration right?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~NO it was Harusame's House~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~The celebration ended~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Harusame: *looks at calendar*Hey guys LOOK!!There's a picture of a Sake bottle on today!!
Sonomi: What?
Soujiro: Really?Lemme see!!
Sonomi: Yep. I wonder why that's there.....
~~~~~~~~~~Hiko's mountain~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hiko: *sings*Happy Birthday to me...Happy Birthday to me...*sniff*
~~~~~~~~~~~~Harusame's House~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Soujiro: ESP!!THANKYOU!!
Harusame: Ara?
Soujiro: I know why there's a Sake bottle on today!!
Sonomi: Why?
Soujiro: Esp says....IT'S HIKO'S BIRTHDAY!!!
Harusame and Sonomi: Hiko's Birthday?
Soujiro:*smile*Yeah!!
Harusame: OH...so?
Soujiro: "So"?"SO"?What do you mean "so"?
Harusame: Didn't he kidnap you?
Soujiro: Yeah, but it's his BIRTHDAY for crying out loud...
Sonomi: Sure.
Soujiro: You guys!
Sonomi and Harusame: Girls.
Soujiro: Oh well, I think we should go give him a present.
Sonomi: Why?
Soujiro: *sigh*You two never listen to me...you didn't wanna go ice- fishing, you wanna eat fish, you don't wanna celebrate Hiko's birthday....so..so Uninterested in everything!
Harusame: Never mind.
Soujiro: Hm?
Harusame: Let's just go and get it over with..
Soujiro: Really?!?YAY!THANK YOU HARUSAME!!!^_^You are a good *~friend~*!!
Sonomi: I HAVE AN IDEA!!Let's go there--
Soujiro: REALLY!?!YOU TOO!?!?THANK YOU!!!*~FRIENDS~*!!!
Sonomi: As I was saying...
Soujiro: Sorry.
Sonomi: QUIT INTERRUPTING!!
Soujiro: Okay....
Sonomi: Let's go there...TO GIVE HIM SAKE!!
Harusame: Okay.....
Soujiro: YAY!
~~~~~~~~~~~At the Shopping place~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Soujiro: How about this one?
Sonomi: Aren't Sakes all the same?
Harusame:*runs over* HEY!LOOKWHATIFOUNDIT'SIMPORTED!!!!!
Sonomi: Calm down!!!!
Soujiro: Imported Sake?But, Sake is native to here, Japan.
Harusame: Well, it's LIKE Sake. It's called..wine!
Sonomi;: Wine?Interesting...
Soujiro: Works for me!!Let's plan a suprise party!!!!
Harusame: That idea came outta nowhere.OKAY!
Sonomi: We need guests.
Harusame: LET'S INVITE THE KENSHIN-GUMI!!!!!!^_^
Soujiro: Okay!!
Sonomi: TO THE HOUSE!!
~~~~~~~~~At the House~~~~~~~~~~~~
Soujiro: Harusame, how do you spell Hiko-sama's last name?
Harusame: Oh Gosh...Soujiro..It's S-E-I-J-I-R-OH LORDY!!!!SONOMI!!WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?!?!?!
Soujiro: I didn't get the last letter.
Sonomi: IT-IS-A-BOX-OF-SAKE!!!
Harusame:*calms down* WHY do you have a box of Sake..How much money did you spend?
Sonomi: Fifty yen, it's not ALOT of Sake, I just got a big box!^_^
Harusame: But we already bought him "wine"...
Sonomi: "Well, how are we supposed to get him outta his house?" I thought, "tell him his Baka-deshi needs help?" Soooooo I bought this Sake to pour in a line out of his house, Hiko will track the Sake down, and we can get ready. Brilliant ne?
Soujiro: I don't get it..That's perfect!
Harusame: Okay!!
Sonomi: I AM SMART!!!!^_^OH yeah!!
~~~~~~Meanwhile in Heck~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~Didn't you miss hearing that?~~~~~~~~~
Shishio: USUI!!!
Usui: Yes--
Shishio: Yes WHAT?!!
Usui: Yes SIR.
Shishio: Come here and mop up some blood.
Usui: Why don't you just eat it?With a side of SHOULDER?
Shishio: How did you-- Is that MUTINY I sense?
Usui: No.
Shishio: No WHAT!!?
Usui: No SIR.
Shishio: THEN MOP IT UP LACKEY!!!
Usui: ALL RIGHT!
Shishio: ALL RIGHT WHAT?!?!
Usui: ALL RIGHT SIR!!!!
Shishio: DON'T GIVE ME SASS MAN!!!
Usui: YOU WANT SASS?!?HERE'S YOUR SASS!!!!*tackles Shishio*
Shishio: GRARR!!*bites Usui*YOU TASTE LIKE CRAP BLIND MAN!!
Usui: OWIE!!
Yumi: SHISHIO!!Stop Picking on him!!
Shishio: But he's BACKSASSING ME!!
Yumi: I don't care who did what just shutup!!YOU HEAR ME?!?
Shishio: Yes.
Yumi: Yes WHAT?!
Shishio: Yes Ma'am.
Yumi: Now say sorry.
Shishio: Why?
Yumi: SAY IT!!
Shishio: Sorry.
Usui: *tch*Momma's boy.
Shishio: She's my WIFE No-eyes!!
Usui: YEAH!?WELL-----NO-SKIN!!
Shishio: SHUTUP!!
Usui: Why?What're you gonna do?Poke my eyes out?
Shishio: I ALREADY DID THAT!!
Usui: Well then, I don't have to shutup.
Shishio: I HATE YOU!!
Usui: Yeah?Well..I already hated you!
Shishio: GO TO HECK!
Usui: I AM IN HECK!!
Shishio: I'LL KILL YOU!!!!
Usui: SAITOU KILLED ME!!
Shishio:THEN WHY WERE YOU IN EARTH THE OTHER DAY!?!?!
Usui: A PEGASUS ATE ME WHEN I GOT HERE!!AND THEN THE OVERLORD ATE HIM!!!STUPID!!
Shishio: Wait--You mean you got killed in Earth--TWICE!!?!?
Usui: SO?!
Shishio: YOU MUST REALLY SUCK!!!AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Usui: Sh-SHUTUP!!
Shishio: YOU LOSER!!!
Usui: I'M TELLING YUMI!!!
Shishio: NO!NOOO!!COME BACK!!I'LL EAT THE BLOOD!!!
~~~~~~~~`Shishio's not a very good overlord is he?~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~Anyways, outside HIko's house~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Soujiro: Okay, Sonomi, you have the Sake?
Sonomi: YUP!
Harusame: Okay, we'll decorate the house and you pour the Sake in a trail, leading around the whole mountain. K?
Sonomi: K!And the invites were sent soooo they should be here at 3:00!!
Soujiro: Great!Now, behind those bushes!!When I give the signal, Sonomi, run away with the Sake OK?
Sonomi: YUP!
Soujiro: Ready-----GO!!
Sonomi: *Shukuchis off*
Sake:*pours down*
Harusame: Okay then, *throws a stick at Hiko's door*
Hiko: *opens door* Hmmmm..*GASP* SAKE IS SPILLED!!I will FOLLOW TO THE END AND CRUSH THE BONES OF THE SPILLER!!*sniffs Sake trail* THIS WAY!!!*runs off*
Soujiro: Now our chance!!Harusame c'mon!!
Harusame: Maybe you could carry some of this crap huh?
Soujiro:There's no time *~friend~*!!!INWARD!!!*runs in*
Harusame: OKay*drags box*Wait--for---me.
~~~~~~~~Kamiya Dojo~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Kaoru: Kenshin?
Kenshin: Yes Kaoru?
Kaoru: I think you should see this....
Kenshin: Oh? ORO!!!!!IT'S SENSEI'S BIRTHDAY TODAY?!?!?!WE NEED A PRESENT!!!
Sano: Itsn't that the guy that picks on you?
Yahiko: Isn't that the guy who has part of my name?
Kenshin:*frantic*ORO?YES!!!QUICKLY!!HIS WRAH BOOMS WITH EVERY MOMENT WE WASTE!!TO KYOTO!!!!
~~~~~~~~~~Soujiro, Harusame, and Hiko's House~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Harusame: ITAI!!
Soujiro: What?
Harusame: This place reaks with Sake!
Soujiro: I know.Just sweep it out.
Harusame: K..*gags*Is that glass?
Soujiro: Sake Glass!^_^Now hurry with those decorations!
~~~~~~~~~Kenshin, Kaoru, Sano, Yahiko, and a train~~~~~~~~~~
Sano: How can this be powered with STEAM!?!?
Kaoru: You STILL haven't got over that?!!
Sano: NO!
Kaoru: Well GET OVER IT!!
Kenshin: WAITRESS-DONO!!
Waitress-dono: Yes sir?
Kenshin: Can I have one of those little bags of peanuts?
Waitress-dono: Yes Sir.
Kenshin: Is that all you say?
Waitress-dono: No sir.
Kenshin: Okay.
Waitress-dono: *leaves*
Sano: HEY LADY!!WAIT!!
Waitress-dono: Yes sir?
Sano: Do all your sentances end in "sir"?
Waitress-dono: Maybe sir.
Sano: Oh, okay.
Yahiko: I'm hungry.
Kaoru: Well you should've eaten my food then huh?
Yahiko: Not really..hey LADY!!
Waitress-dono: Yes sir?
Yahiko: Wait--did you just call me "sir"?
Waitress-dono: Yes sir.
Yahiko: AWESOME!!NO "CHAN"!!!
Waitress-dono: What did you want sir?
Yahiko: I WANNA STEAK!!
Sano: HAHA!!YOU!!EAT A STEAK!!!LADY!!HE CAN'T EAT NO STEAK!!HAHA!!GET 'IM A KID'S MEAL!!!
Waitress-dono: Kid's meal on the way sir!
Yahiko: Crap you Sano...
Sano: HAVE RESPECT FOR YOUR ELDERS!!
Yahiko: FINE!CRAP YOU OLD FART!!!
Sano: HEY!!
Kenshin: Now now you two!!-_-'
Kaoru: *sigh*Only fifteen more minutes....
Author's Note: Well, actually, a couple more days..or hours...I HAVE NO IDEA!!But thank Kami-sama I got htis up before Christmas!!AND GUESS WHAT?!?!TODAY I GOT TO BAKE CHRISTMAS COOKIES!!!AND I MADE A KENSHIN ONE!!!^_^For reals!!!^_^I ran out of red so he has a blue gi!!It's so cool and I don't wanna eat it!BUT--It smells soooo sugary!!Anyways, don't expect a new chapter up soon K?I'M SOOOOO SORRY THIS ONE TOOK SOOOOOOOOOOOO LONG!!BUT!Next time!Hiko's BIRTHDAY!! ANYWAYS!!MERRY CHRISTMAS MINNA-SAN!!!^_^NOW REVIEW AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO GIVE ME A CHRISTMAS PRESENT!!!HAVE A HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
Author's Note: Hope you all liked your Hiko plushies w/Sake-drinking Action!!And for those of you that might have caught the fact that Saitou killed Usui so he couldn't be a Seeing-Heart Psycic(Sp)..um I realized that a little too late BUT I FIXED IT!! ^_^Anyways, uhhh, Happy Holidays?Oh!I know!!Since I made Hiko all Sake-freaky, I'm gonna reward him in the nicest way I can!By giving him his own TWO Chapters!!And....uhh....Fujihiko ate my Skittles..
Fujihiko: Yummy.
*twitch* So yeah!Go read!And when you're done, REVIEW PLEASE!^_^
~~~~~~~~~So we were at the celebration right?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~NO it was Harusame's House~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~The celebration ended~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Harusame: *looks at calendar*Hey guys LOOK!!There's a picture of a Sake bottle on today!!
Sonomi: What?
Soujiro: Really?Lemme see!!
Sonomi: Yep. I wonder why that's there.....
~~~~~~~~~~Hiko's mountain~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hiko: *sings*Happy Birthday to me...Happy Birthday to me...*sniff*
~~~~~~~~~~~~Harusame's House~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Soujiro: ESP!!THANKYOU!!
Harusame: Ara?
Soujiro: I know why there's a Sake bottle on today!!
Sonomi: Why?
Soujiro: Esp says....IT'S HIKO'S BIRTHDAY!!!
Harusame and Sonomi: Hiko's Birthday?
Soujiro:*smile*Yeah!!
Harusame: OH...so?
Soujiro: "So"?"SO"?What do you mean "so"?
Harusame: Didn't he kidnap you?
Soujiro: Yeah, but it's his BIRTHDAY for crying out loud...
Sonomi: Sure.
Soujiro: You guys!
Sonomi and Harusame: Girls.
Soujiro: Oh well, I think we should go give him a present.
Sonomi: Why?
Soujiro: *sigh*You two never listen to me...you didn't wanna go ice- fishing, you wanna eat fish, you don't wanna celebrate Hiko's birthday....so..so Uninterested in everything!
Harusame: Never mind.
Soujiro: Hm?
Harusame: Let's just go and get it over with..
Soujiro: Really?!?YAY!THANK YOU HARUSAME!!!^_^You are a good *~friend~*!!
Sonomi: I HAVE AN IDEA!!Let's go there--
Soujiro: REALLY!?!YOU TOO!?!?THANK YOU!!!*~FRIENDS~*!!!
Sonomi: As I was saying...
Soujiro: Sorry.
Sonomi: QUIT INTERRUPTING!!
Soujiro: Okay....
Sonomi: Let's go there...TO GIVE HIM SAKE!!
Harusame: Okay.....
Soujiro: YAY!
~~~~~~~~~~~At the Shopping place~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Soujiro: How about this one?
Sonomi: Aren't Sakes all the same?
Harusame:*runs over* HEY!LOOKWHATIFOUNDIT'SIMPORTED!!!!!
Sonomi: Calm down!!!!
Soujiro: Imported Sake?But, Sake is native to here, Japan.
Harusame: Well, it's LIKE Sake. It's called..wine!
Sonomi;: Wine?Interesting...
Soujiro: Works for me!!Let's plan a suprise party!!!!
Harusame: That idea came outta nowhere.OKAY!
Sonomi: We need guests.
Harusame: LET'S INVITE THE KENSHIN-GUMI!!!!!!^_^
Soujiro: Okay!!
Sonomi: TO THE HOUSE!!
~~~~~~~~~At the House~~~~~~~~~~~~
Soujiro: Harusame, how do you spell Hiko-sama's last name?
Harusame: Oh Gosh...Soujiro..It's S-E-I-J-I-R-OH LORDY!!!!SONOMI!!WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?!?!?!
Soujiro: I didn't get the last letter.
Sonomi: IT-IS-A-BOX-OF-SAKE!!!
Harusame:*calms down* WHY do you have a box of Sake..How much money did you spend?
Sonomi: Fifty yen, it's not ALOT of Sake, I just got a big box!^_^
Harusame: But we already bought him "wine"...
Sonomi: "Well, how are we supposed to get him outta his house?" I thought, "tell him his Baka-deshi needs help?" Soooooo I bought this Sake to pour in a line out of his house, Hiko will track the Sake down, and we can get ready. Brilliant ne?
Soujiro: I don't get it..That's perfect!
Harusame: Okay!!
Sonomi: I AM SMART!!!!^_^OH yeah!!
~~~~~~Meanwhile in Heck~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~Didn't you miss hearing that?~~~~~~~~~
Shishio: USUI!!!
Usui: Yes--
Shishio: Yes WHAT?!!
Usui: Yes SIR.
Shishio: Come here and mop up some blood.
Usui: Why don't you just eat it?With a side of SHOULDER?
Shishio: How did you-- Is that MUTINY I sense?
Usui: No.
Shishio: No WHAT!!?
Usui: No SIR.
Shishio: THEN MOP IT UP LACKEY!!!
Usui: ALL RIGHT!
Shishio: ALL RIGHT WHAT?!?!
Usui: ALL RIGHT SIR!!!!
Shishio: DON'T GIVE ME SASS MAN!!!
Usui: YOU WANT SASS?!?HERE'S YOUR SASS!!!!*tackles Shishio*
Shishio: GRARR!!*bites Usui*YOU TASTE LIKE CRAP BLIND MAN!!
Usui: OWIE!!
Yumi: SHISHIO!!Stop Picking on him!!
Shishio: But he's BACKSASSING ME!!
Yumi: I don't care who did what just shutup!!YOU HEAR ME?!?
Shishio: Yes.
Yumi: Yes WHAT?!
Shishio: Yes Ma'am.
Yumi: Now say sorry.
Shishio: Why?
Yumi: SAY IT!!
Shishio: Sorry.
Usui: *tch*Momma's boy.
Shishio: She's my WIFE No-eyes!!
Usui: YEAH!?WELL-----NO-SKIN!!
Shishio: SHUTUP!!
Usui: Why?What're you gonna do?Poke my eyes out?
Shishio: I ALREADY DID THAT!!
Usui: Well then, I don't have to shutup.
Shishio: I HATE YOU!!
Usui: Yeah?Well..I already hated you!
Shishio: GO TO HECK!
Usui: I AM IN HECK!!
Shishio: I'LL KILL YOU!!!!
Usui: SAITOU KILLED ME!!
Shishio:THEN WHY WERE YOU IN EARTH THE OTHER DAY!?!?!
Usui: A PEGASUS ATE ME WHEN I GOT HERE!!AND THEN THE OVERLORD ATE HIM!!!STUPID!!
Shishio: Wait--You mean you got killed in Earth--TWICE!!?!?
Usui: SO?!
Shishio: YOU MUST REALLY SUCK!!!AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Usui: Sh-SHUTUP!!
Shishio: YOU LOSER!!!
Usui: I'M TELLING YUMI!!!
Shishio: NO!NOOO!!COME BACK!!I'LL EAT THE BLOOD!!!
~~~~~~~~`Shishio's not a very good overlord is he?~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~Anyways, outside HIko's house~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Soujiro: Okay, Sonomi, you have the Sake?
Sonomi: YUP!
Harusame: Okay, we'll decorate the house and you pour the Sake in a trail, leading around the whole mountain. K?
Sonomi: K!And the invites were sent soooo they should be here at 3:00!!
Soujiro: Great!Now, behind those bushes!!When I give the signal, Sonomi, run away with the Sake OK?
Sonomi: YUP!
Soujiro: Ready-----GO!!
Sonomi: *Shukuchis off*
Sake:*pours down*
Harusame: Okay then, *throws a stick at Hiko's door*
Hiko: *opens door* Hmmmm..*GASP* SAKE IS SPILLED!!I will FOLLOW TO THE END AND CRUSH THE BONES OF THE SPILLER!!*sniffs Sake trail* THIS WAY!!!*runs off*
Soujiro: Now our chance!!Harusame c'mon!!
Harusame: Maybe you could carry some of this crap huh?
Soujiro:There's no time *~friend~*!!!INWARD!!!*runs in*
Harusame: OKay*drags box*Wait--for---me.
~~~~~~~~Kamiya Dojo~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Kaoru: Kenshin?
Kenshin: Yes Kaoru?
Kaoru: I think you should see this....
Kenshin: Oh? ORO!!!!!IT'S SENSEI'S BIRTHDAY TODAY?!?!?!WE NEED A PRESENT!!!
Sano: Itsn't that the guy that picks on you?
Yahiko: Isn't that the guy who has part of my name?
Kenshin:*frantic*ORO?YES!!!QUICKLY!!HIS WRAH BOOMS WITH EVERY MOMENT WE WASTE!!TO KYOTO!!!!
~~~~~~~~~~Soujiro, Harusame, and Hiko's House~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Harusame: ITAI!!
Soujiro: What?
Harusame: This place reaks with Sake!
Soujiro: I know.Just sweep it out.
Harusame: K..*gags*Is that glass?
Soujiro: Sake Glass!^_^Now hurry with those decorations!
~~~~~~~~~Kenshin, Kaoru, Sano, Yahiko, and a train~~~~~~~~~~
Sano: How can this be powered with STEAM!?!?
Kaoru: You STILL haven't got over that?!!
Sano: NO!
Kaoru: Well GET OVER IT!!
Kenshin: WAITRESS-DONO!!
Waitress-dono: Yes sir?
Kenshin: Can I have one of those little bags of peanuts?
Waitress-dono: Yes Sir.
Kenshin: Is that all you say?
Waitress-dono: No sir.
Kenshin: Okay.
Waitress-dono: *leaves*
Sano: HEY LADY!!WAIT!!
Waitress-dono: Yes sir?
Sano: Do all your sentances end in "sir"?
Waitress-dono: Maybe sir.
Sano: Oh, okay.
Yahiko: I'm hungry.
Kaoru: Well you should've eaten my food then huh?
Yahiko: Not really..hey LADY!!
Waitress-dono: Yes sir?
Yahiko: Wait--did you just call me "sir"?
Waitress-dono: Yes sir.
Yahiko: AWESOME!!NO "CHAN"!!!
Waitress-dono: What did you want sir?
Yahiko: I WANNA STEAK!!
Sano: HAHA!!YOU!!EAT A STEAK!!!LADY!!HE CAN'T EAT NO STEAK!!HAHA!!GET 'IM A KID'S MEAL!!!
Waitress-dono: Kid's meal on the way sir!
Yahiko: Crap you Sano...
Sano: HAVE RESPECT FOR YOUR ELDERS!!
Yahiko: FINE!CRAP YOU OLD FART!!!
Sano: HEY!!
Kenshin: Now now you two!!-_-'
Kaoru: *sigh*Only fifteen more minutes....
Author's Note: Well, actually, a couple more days..or hours...I HAVE NO IDEA!!But thank Kami-sama I got htis up before Christmas!!AND GUESS WHAT?!?!TODAY I GOT TO BAKE CHRISTMAS COOKIES!!!AND I MADE A KENSHIN ONE!!!^_^For reals!!!^_^I ran out of red so he has a blue gi!!It's so cool and I don't wanna eat it!BUT--It smells soooo sugary!!Anyways, don't expect a new chapter up soon K?I'M SOOOOO SORRY THIS ONE TOOK SOOOOOOOOOOOO LONG!!BUT!Next time!Hiko's BIRTHDAY!! ANYWAYS!!MERRY CHRISTMAS MINNA-SAN!!!^_^NOW REVIEW AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO GIVE ME A CHRISTMAS PRESENT!!!HAVE A HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!