Yamis, Psychos, And Other Assorted Freaks


Today's slogan is brought to your by shinichiri's review of Chapter 25. Also courtesy of him is Marik's 'freaky' comeback.


'Hi, my name is Marik Ishtar. If lost please return to the Psycho Ward…'

Marik glared at the shirt in his hands. "This is not funny."

Malik manfully stifled his giggles and nodded soberly. "Of course not, yami."

Malik snarled. "What, are they insinuating that I escaped from a mental ward?"

"I would presume that was their intent," Malik replied, hoping that by using more formal language his yami wouldn't understand that he was agreeing with him.

No such luck.

"How dare they?" Marik huffed.

Malik nodded, forgoing words – since they didn't seem to be working – this time for action.

"Besides, I didn't escape," Marik said.

"Oh?" Malik asked, unable to keep quiet at his lover's newest utterance. What could Marik mean?

"Yes," Marik sniffed. "They gave me a day pass."

Malik groaned. Ra, his yami had such a freaky sense of humor.

Marik smiled at his frazzled hikari. A mind is a terrible thing not to mess with, he thought cruelly.