Chapter Eighteen: The other half of what I started.
Author's Note: HHHIIIII!!!!^_^Okay, IKIMASHO!!!HAPPY HOLIDAYS TOO!!
~~That has gotta be the shortest Author's Note I EVER wrote~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~Shop-placethingy~~~~~~~~~
Hiko: HAVE YOU SEEN SAKE!!!!
Whoever he Asked: N-no!!
Hiko:*eyeballs him* ARE YOU SUUUUUUUUUREEEEEEE???
WHA: Y-YES!!J-JUST TAKE MY MONEY AND LEAVE ME!!AHHH!!*throws money, runs away crying*
Hiko: *picks up money*Cool, HEY!SELLER-GUY!!GET ME A SAKE!!---- Thanks*continues hunt*
~~~~~That was pointless huh?~~~~~~~Let's call it a filler scene!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~On the train~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Yahiko: WHAT KINDA KID'S MEAL IS THIS?!?!?!?
Sano: It's a TRAIN kid's meal...
Yahiko: *tastes it* BLECH!!!*gags* WINDOW!!!
Kenshin: *shields eyes* How unpleasant.
Sano: GROSS!It can't be THAT BAD!!*tastes* OMG!!!OUTTA THE WAY!!!
Kenshin: Oh no...
Sano: *recovers* THIS TASTES LIKE KAORU-FOOD!!THAT'S BEEN ROTTING FOR SEVERAL WEEKS!!
Kenshin: Really?Wow. Even I can't stand that!^_^''
Kaoru: HEY!!
Sano: Never mind that Jo-chan!! HEY LADY!!
Waitress-dono: Yes sir?
Sano: WHAT KINDA SH** YOU SERVING HERE!?!?!
Waitress-dono: HEY SIR!!I DON'T MAKE IT!!I JUST SERVE IT!---SIR!!
Sano: YEAH?
Waitress-dono: YEAH!SIR!!
Sano: Gosh....it sucks..
Waitress-dono: TAKE IT UP WITH THE COOK!!!--------SIR!!
Sano: YEAH?I think I WILL!COOOOOOOOOK!!!OH COOOOOOOK-YYYYY!!!!!!!!!!
Cook: AYE Matey?
Sano: A-are you---a PIRATE?!?!
Cook: No Matey--I was raised by pirates, and then HUMILIATED THEM!!
Sano: How?
Cook: 'tis a sad tale matey...
Train: *whistles*
Cook: But that will wait for when ye come back...
Kenshin-gumi: *leaves train*
Cook: Hey, waitress lady
Waitress-dono: Yes sir?
Cook: The way I humiliated them, is by passing off as a true pirate, but overdoin' the lingo, and cooking really bad.
Waitress-dono: Oh....okay sir.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~No one really needed that either~~~~~~~~~~ANOTHER FILLER SCENE!!~~~~~~~~
Soujiro: DONE!
Harusame: Finally!*sigh*You should've put up the banners----you're taller than me.
Soujiro: Maybe....
Sonomi: GUYS!!!HE FOUND US OUT!!!
Soujiro: OH NO!!
Harusame: RUN!!
~~~~~~~~Outside the house~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hiko: Little kids---little kids---LET ME COME IN!
Soujiro: We're not THAT little..
Harusame: NO!
Sonomi: Uhhh---no ones home.
Hiko: Then who spoke before you?
Sonomi: Uhhhhh OH!*spooky voice*O~o~O~O~Oo~hhhh Your house is inhabited by G~h~o~O~o~s~t~s~S~s.. ..........O~o~o~o~O~h~h~hhhh...
Hiko: Really?
Sonomi: Uhhh YES! *spooky voice* S~A~a~A~K~E~e G~h~o~O~o~s~t~s~s~s~s~s!
Hiko: What's your name?
Sonomi: S~o~o~n~o~o~m~i~i.........
Hiko: Sonomi?That sound like the same name of someone who broke my Sake bottle!!AT YAHIKO'S PARTY!!
Sonomi: NO IT'S NOT!!
Hiko: YES IT IS!! LET ME IN!!
Sonomi: I WANN LIVE!!
Hiko: LET ME IN!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~At the Back door~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Soujiro: Hurry!!
Kenshin-gumi: Okay!*sneak in*
Harusame: Here...take these.
Kenshin-gumi: OKAY!
Harusame: Now, break 'em!
Kenshin-gumi: O--why?
Harusame: Cause.
Kenshn-gumi: KAY! *breaks 'em*
Sonomi: I CAN'T HOLD HIM OFF ANY LONGER!!
Hiko: *hitting door*LET ME IN MY DA** HOUSE!!
Sonomi: *opens door*
Hiko:*falls to floor*
Every-one: SUPRISE!!
Hiko: o_O What are you all doing in my house?
Every-one: It's your birthday so we threw a suprise party!!
Hiko: Oh..okay!Thank you....now WHERE ARE MY PRESENTS!?!?!?!
Kenshin: H-here Hiko-sensei....*hands present*
Hiko: Hmmm...*opens present**GASP*THANK YOU BAKA-DESHI!!!SAKE!!JUST LIKE I WANTED!!!YES!!
Kaoru: H-here sir.
Sano: Tips from the waitress-lady Jo-chan?
Kaoru: NO!*hands present to Hiko and punches Sano*
Sano: OUCH!
Hiko: YES!A SAKE CUP!!!JUST LIKE I OTHER-WANTED!!
Yahiko: Here.*hands present*
Hiko: WOW!THANKS SHORTY!!IT'S A SAKE-MAKING KIT!!!
Harusame: Here--*hands present* It's from us three
Hiko: Okay*opens* COOL! IMPORTED "WINE"!!!!!
Soujiro: It's like Western Sake!
Hiko: I KNOW!^_^THIS IS THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER!!!EXCEPT FOR THE ONE WHERE MY UNCLE GAVE ME MY FIRST TATSE OF SAKE!!!^_^Cool...
Sonomi: You won't kill me for pouring good sake on the floor?
Hiko: NO WAY!!THIS PAYS FOR YOUR UNHOLY DEBT A MILLION TIMES OVER!!!*guzzles down Sake* This tastes GREAT!Who gave me this one?
Kenshin: I did.
Hiko: Really? Well, you move one point up from Baka-Deshi-ness!
Kenshin: SUGOI!How many more do I have to earn sensei?
Hiko: *eyes Kenshin* About a billion more Baka-Deshi.
Kenshin: Oh..Crap.
~~~~~~~~~~About a couple hours pass~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hiko: No...YES..What?....Sake!!Why are you green Baka-Deshi?
Kenshin: How much did you drink?
Hiko: I dunno, but my presents are empty.Sake.
Kaoru: Oh no.
Yahiko: Yep.
Sano: *suffering from Kaoru's hit**whimper*Am I bleeding?
Kaoru: What happened to your selling-point toughness.
Sano: I don't know.
Kaoru:Oh.
Harusame: I think we gotta go..
Hiko: Why?Sake.
Harusame: Be-cause...it's uhhhh time for us to plan next years party?
Sonomi: NO!*spooky voice* B~E~C~A~U~S~E~E~E~E~E~e T~h~e S~A~a~A~K~e~e~E~e G~H~O~S~T~S Are R~E~S~T~L~E~S~S~S~S-----!
Soujiro: Ummm....it's dark?
Hiko: All valid reasons---Beat it.
All three: Okay!*run off*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~At Harusame's house~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`
Harusame: I am NEVER letting you drag me into that again Sou!
Soujiro: Aww c'mon!We made him sooooooooo happy!^_^
Sonomi: We also made him drunk beyond belief.
Soujiro: Yeah but..it wasn't that bad!^_^
Sonomi: Until he went color-blind.
Soujiro: True. But I'm running out of positive outlooks.
Harusame: Maybe...It's good because we got to see the Kenshin-gumi?
Soujiro: SURE!^_^
Sonomi: Okay then, I'm going upstairs to stare at the sky.*goes upstairs to stare at said sky*
Soujiro: OKAY!
Harusame: Positive Soujiro?
Soujiro: Of course!!I got to make somebody from inhumanley inraged to happily drunk!!
Harusame: Sure....
Soujiro: I'm gonna goe upstairs and do stuff!
Harusame: K.
Soujiro: Oyasumi Nasai!*goes upstairs to do said stuff*
Harusame: Oyasumi Nasai!*goes upstairs and into room to do unsaid stuff*
Author's Note: Okay then... uhhh Merry Christmas?This is your present okay?I can't belive I got this up so soon!Well, compared to my other chapters!!^_^''OH!And you get a nice little Kenshin plushie to go with your Hiko plushie!Kenshin plushie has Sakabatou slashing action!!THEY CAN COMUNICATE!!WATCH!! *places plushies in front of each other*
Kenshin Plushie: Oro?
Hiko Plushie: Shutup Baka-Deshi!
Kenshin Plushie: Gomen Sensei...
Hiko Plushie: Get me some Sake Baka-Deshi!!
Kenshin: Why?
Hiko plushie: AMAKAKERU RYU NO--
Kenshin plushie: Y-YES SENSEI!!
They have fifteen phrases each!^_^Visit my fake and nowhere-to-be-found website to see when other releases come out!!^_^Or you can wait for the next chapter!^_^Either way MERRY CHRISTMAS!!
Author's Note: HHHIIIII!!!!^_^Okay, IKIMASHO!!!HAPPY HOLIDAYS TOO!!
~~That has gotta be the shortest Author's Note I EVER wrote~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~Shop-placethingy~~~~~~~~~
Hiko: HAVE YOU SEEN SAKE!!!!
Whoever he Asked: N-no!!
Hiko:*eyeballs him* ARE YOU SUUUUUUUUUREEEEEEE???
WHA: Y-YES!!J-JUST TAKE MY MONEY AND LEAVE ME!!AHHH!!*throws money, runs away crying*
Hiko: *picks up money*Cool, HEY!SELLER-GUY!!GET ME A SAKE!!---- Thanks*continues hunt*
~~~~~That was pointless huh?~~~~~~~Let's call it a filler scene!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~On the train~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Yahiko: WHAT KINDA KID'S MEAL IS THIS?!?!?!?
Sano: It's a TRAIN kid's meal...
Yahiko: *tastes it* BLECH!!!*gags* WINDOW!!!
Kenshin: *shields eyes* How unpleasant.
Sano: GROSS!It can't be THAT BAD!!*tastes* OMG!!!OUTTA THE WAY!!!
Kenshin: Oh no...
Sano: *recovers* THIS TASTES LIKE KAORU-FOOD!!THAT'S BEEN ROTTING FOR SEVERAL WEEKS!!
Kenshin: Really?Wow. Even I can't stand that!^_^''
Kaoru: HEY!!
Sano: Never mind that Jo-chan!! HEY LADY!!
Waitress-dono: Yes sir?
Sano: WHAT KINDA SH** YOU SERVING HERE!?!?!
Waitress-dono: HEY SIR!!I DON'T MAKE IT!!I JUST SERVE IT!---SIR!!
Sano: YEAH?
Waitress-dono: YEAH!SIR!!
Sano: Gosh....it sucks..
Waitress-dono: TAKE IT UP WITH THE COOK!!!--------SIR!!
Sano: YEAH?I think I WILL!COOOOOOOOOK!!!OH COOOOOOOK-YYYYY!!!!!!!!!!
Cook: AYE Matey?
Sano: A-are you---a PIRATE?!?!
Cook: No Matey--I was raised by pirates, and then HUMILIATED THEM!!
Sano: How?
Cook: 'tis a sad tale matey...
Train: *whistles*
Cook: But that will wait for when ye come back...
Kenshin-gumi: *leaves train*
Cook: Hey, waitress lady
Waitress-dono: Yes sir?
Cook: The way I humiliated them, is by passing off as a true pirate, but overdoin' the lingo, and cooking really bad.
Waitress-dono: Oh....okay sir.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~No one really needed that either~~~~~~~~~~ANOTHER FILLER SCENE!!~~~~~~~~
Soujiro: DONE!
Harusame: Finally!*sigh*You should've put up the banners----you're taller than me.
Soujiro: Maybe....
Sonomi: GUYS!!!HE FOUND US OUT!!!
Soujiro: OH NO!!
Harusame: RUN!!
~~~~~~~~Outside the house~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hiko: Little kids---little kids---LET ME COME IN!
Soujiro: We're not THAT little..
Harusame: NO!
Sonomi: Uhhh---no ones home.
Hiko: Then who spoke before you?
Sonomi: Uhhhhh OH!*spooky voice*O~o~O~O~Oo~hhhh Your house is inhabited by G~h~o~O~o~s~t~s~S~s.. ..........O~o~o~o~O~h~h~hhhh...
Hiko: Really?
Sonomi: Uhhh YES! *spooky voice* S~A~a~A~K~E~e G~h~o~O~o~s~t~s~s~s~s~s!
Hiko: What's your name?
Sonomi: S~o~o~n~o~o~m~i~i.........
Hiko: Sonomi?That sound like the same name of someone who broke my Sake bottle!!AT YAHIKO'S PARTY!!
Sonomi: NO IT'S NOT!!
Hiko: YES IT IS!! LET ME IN!!
Sonomi: I WANN LIVE!!
Hiko: LET ME IN!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~At the Back door~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Soujiro: Hurry!!
Kenshin-gumi: Okay!*sneak in*
Harusame: Here...take these.
Kenshin-gumi: OKAY!
Harusame: Now, break 'em!
Kenshin-gumi: O--why?
Harusame: Cause.
Kenshn-gumi: KAY! *breaks 'em*
Sonomi: I CAN'T HOLD HIM OFF ANY LONGER!!
Hiko: *hitting door*LET ME IN MY DA** HOUSE!!
Sonomi: *opens door*
Hiko:*falls to floor*
Every-one: SUPRISE!!
Hiko: o_O What are you all doing in my house?
Every-one: It's your birthday so we threw a suprise party!!
Hiko: Oh..okay!Thank you....now WHERE ARE MY PRESENTS!?!?!?!
Kenshin: H-here Hiko-sensei....*hands present*
Hiko: Hmmm...*opens present**GASP*THANK YOU BAKA-DESHI!!!SAKE!!JUST LIKE I WANTED!!!YES!!
Kaoru: H-here sir.
Sano: Tips from the waitress-lady Jo-chan?
Kaoru: NO!*hands present to Hiko and punches Sano*
Sano: OUCH!
Hiko: YES!A SAKE CUP!!!JUST LIKE I OTHER-WANTED!!
Yahiko: Here.*hands present*
Hiko: WOW!THANKS SHORTY!!IT'S A SAKE-MAKING KIT!!!
Harusame: Here--*hands present* It's from us three
Hiko: Okay*opens* COOL! IMPORTED "WINE"!!!!!
Soujiro: It's like Western Sake!
Hiko: I KNOW!^_^THIS IS THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER!!!EXCEPT FOR THE ONE WHERE MY UNCLE GAVE ME MY FIRST TATSE OF SAKE!!!^_^Cool...
Sonomi: You won't kill me for pouring good sake on the floor?
Hiko: NO WAY!!THIS PAYS FOR YOUR UNHOLY DEBT A MILLION TIMES OVER!!!*guzzles down Sake* This tastes GREAT!Who gave me this one?
Kenshin: I did.
Hiko: Really? Well, you move one point up from Baka-Deshi-ness!
Kenshin: SUGOI!How many more do I have to earn sensei?
Hiko: *eyes Kenshin* About a billion more Baka-Deshi.
Kenshin: Oh..Crap.
~~~~~~~~~~About a couple hours pass~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hiko: No...YES..What?....Sake!!Why are you green Baka-Deshi?
Kenshin: How much did you drink?
Hiko: I dunno, but my presents are empty.Sake.
Kaoru: Oh no.
Yahiko: Yep.
Sano: *suffering from Kaoru's hit**whimper*Am I bleeding?
Kaoru: What happened to your selling-point toughness.
Sano: I don't know.
Kaoru:Oh.
Harusame: I think we gotta go..
Hiko: Why?Sake.
Harusame: Be-cause...it's uhhhh time for us to plan next years party?
Sonomi: NO!*spooky voice* B~E~C~A~U~S~E~E~E~E~E~e T~h~e S~A~a~A~K~e~e~E~e G~H~O~S~T~S Are R~E~S~T~L~E~S~S~S~S-----!
Soujiro: Ummm....it's dark?
Hiko: All valid reasons---Beat it.
All three: Okay!*run off*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~At Harusame's house~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`
Harusame: I am NEVER letting you drag me into that again Sou!
Soujiro: Aww c'mon!We made him sooooooooo happy!^_^
Sonomi: We also made him drunk beyond belief.
Soujiro: Yeah but..it wasn't that bad!^_^
Sonomi: Until he went color-blind.
Soujiro: True. But I'm running out of positive outlooks.
Harusame: Maybe...It's good because we got to see the Kenshin-gumi?
Soujiro: SURE!^_^
Sonomi: Okay then, I'm going upstairs to stare at the sky.*goes upstairs to stare at said sky*
Soujiro: OKAY!
Harusame: Positive Soujiro?
Soujiro: Of course!!I got to make somebody from inhumanley inraged to happily drunk!!
Harusame: Sure....
Soujiro: I'm gonna goe upstairs and do stuff!
Harusame: K.
Soujiro: Oyasumi Nasai!*goes upstairs to do said stuff*
Harusame: Oyasumi Nasai!*goes upstairs and into room to do unsaid stuff*
Author's Note: Okay then... uhhh Merry Christmas?This is your present okay?I can't belive I got this up so soon!Well, compared to my other chapters!!^_^''OH!And you get a nice little Kenshin plushie to go with your Hiko plushie!Kenshin plushie has Sakabatou slashing action!!THEY CAN COMUNICATE!!WATCH!! *places plushies in front of each other*
Kenshin Plushie: Oro?
Hiko Plushie: Shutup Baka-Deshi!
Kenshin Plushie: Gomen Sensei...
Hiko Plushie: Get me some Sake Baka-Deshi!!
Kenshin: Why?
Hiko plushie: AMAKAKERU RYU NO--
Kenshin plushie: Y-YES SENSEI!!
They have fifteen phrases each!^_^Visit my fake and nowhere-to-be-found website to see when other releases come out!!^_^Or you can wait for the next chapter!^_^Either way MERRY CHRISTMAS!!