Chater You-know-which-one: Ano...I remember....
Author's Note: Bleh!Stomachache! Three BIG bowls of Pesole!!(Mexican soup- food-thing-very good) Okay then, Gomen for the delays, I'm lazy...-_-"...I MISSED KENSHIN YESTERDAY!!WAI!!!!*sob* Kenshin!!NAZE DESU KA KAMI- SAMA!?!?!WHY GOD!!?!?!*sobs* Ah then.. you wanted a chapter?OKAY!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~What's in a name?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~Some aimless day, the kind where you sit around and think of stupid questions to ask God, which of course, he might not answer~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Soujiro: *thinks* HEY!There's nothing to talk about is there?!
Harusame: -_-" No...
Soujiro: LET'S MAKE UP SOMETHING!!
Sonomi: Oh boy...
Soujiro: No, ano-o-o....HEY!Remember when Harusame kicked Sano's knee?
Harusame: Yep.^_^
Sonomi: *perks up* AHAHA!And then he yelled!!
Soujiro: Yeah...^_^
Harusame: Let's think of funnier stuff!^_^
Sonomi and Soujiro: OKAY!
Soujiro: hmmm.. OH! Remember when Sonomi threw away Saitou's cigar?
Harusame: *between laughs* AND-THEN-HE CHASED HER UP A TREE!WITH HIKO!!!
Sonomi: Revenge----REVENGE!!
Harusame: o.O...
Soujiro: This is supposed to be funny!!
Sonomi: OH YEAH? I'LL GIVE *YOU* FUNNY!!REMEMBER WHEN YOU CRIED 'CAUSE MISAO MADE FUN OF YOU!?!?
Soujiro: Uhhhhh no?^_^"I'm not supposed to cry!
Sonomi: YES YOU DO!!HAHA!FUNNY HUH?AND HARUSAME!
Harusame: O.O No?
Sonomi: YES!'MEMBER WHEN YOU GOT HIT ON THE HEAD WITH A FIRST-AID KIT?!?
Harusame: -_-""Maa, maa, this is going to far....
Sonomi: MAKE ME!
Harusame: Make you what?
Sonomi: MAKE ME STOP!!
Harusame:*jumps to feet* ALRIGHT THEN!!
Soujiro: Oh no....
Sonomi: I'LL HURT YOU!!
Soujiro: NOOOOOOO!!!*pushes Sonomi down* NO FIGHTING!!
Sonomi: GRARR!!
~~~~~~~~~~Some one's cranky huh?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~Let's go to heck~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Shishio: LOOK AT WHAT I FOUND MY UGLY MINIONS!!!
Yumi:*twitch*
Shishio: O.O AND BEAUTIFUL GIRLFRIEND!!
Yumi: *blush*
Usui*peeling potatoes* What is it now no-skin?
Shishio: IT'S A BOX!
Houji: and?
Shishio: FULL OF OUR OLD JUPPON-GATANA STUFF!!
Yumi: OOOH!LEMME SEE!
Shishio: Gather 'round my minions....
All: *sit in a circle, with Shishio on a chair, the box on his lap*
Shishio: *pulls out papers* He-hey!!Look!
All: What?
Shishio: It's our old christmas lists!!
Yumi: I remember!!
Shishio: Here^_^(o.Osmiling?) I'll read 'em!
Here's Anji's!!
"Dear Santa:
All I want for Christmas is for my children to come back. Be it a dream, or real, I would like to see their faces...
Your friend, brAnji"
Yumi: *cries* IT'S SOOO SAAAAD!!
Houji: *cries*I KNOOOOOOWW!!*sniff*
Shishio: HEY!SHUTUP!I got more!!Here's Kamatari's!
"Dear Santa:
I think you are creepy but oh well..All I want for Christmas is for Yumi to die. I don't like her. She sucks. Please kill her so I won't have to look at her stupid green lipstick anymore. It remind me of grass, which would explain why I think she's a dumb cow. She's in my way of Shishio-sama. The end.
From, br Kamatari "
Shishio:*stares at letter* How odd.....
Yumi: WHY I--COW?!?!GRARR!!!!IF I WEREN'T DEAD----!!!
Houji: SHH!Here's mine next!
Shishio: It says
"Dear Santa,
What I want for Christmas is a gun, a rifle to be exact, so I can kill Usui. He broke my fingernails. That hurt a lot.
Your friend, brHouji"
Usui: OMG! YOU WANTED TO KILL ME!?!?!?
Houji: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO*runs*
Shishio: SHUT THE HE** UP!!I'M TRYING TO READ HERE!!
Yumi: Go on
Shishio: K, here's Usui's
"Dear Santa,
All I want for Christmas this year are a pair of eyes..Mine got cut out. So can I have new pretty blue eyes?
Signed, brUsui"
Shishio: HAHA!YOU NEVER GOT EYES-DID YOU!?
Usui: *sad* Nooo...
Yumi: I wanna read!!
Shishio: K, here*hands paper* *takes paper away* HA!NEVER MIND!
Yumi: Just READ Chikuso!
Shishio: Okay, this one's Chou's
"Dear Santa,
Please give me all the swords in the world. And some more hair-gel. I need that.
Sincerely, brChou"
Usui: Dumb loser...
Yumi: Yep.
Houji: I never liked him.
Shishio: I don't think anyone did.
Yumi: Read.
Shishio: What?
Yumi: READ!!
Shishio: Yes ma'am...HEY! IT'S MINE!WOO-HOO!!
^_^ IT READS
"Dear Santa,
All I want for Christmas is for you to knock off Battosai. Make it look like an accident. And if you DON'T knock him off, I'll knock you off.
Sincerely, br Shishio"
Shishio: Hey Yumi.. where's yours?
Yumi: I didn't write one.
Houji: *pathetically* You mean you don't believe in Santa Claus?
Yumi: I think he's---"odd" And I don't want him to know where I live.
Shishio: He knows where Everyone lives....
Usui: BACK TO LETTERS!
Houji: YEAH!
Shishio: That it.
Yumi: What?
Shishio: That's all the letters there are..
Yumi: What about that kid?
Shishio: Who?
Yumi: You know..Soujiro
Shishio: Oh, him...I don't know...
~~~~~~~~~~Back in Earth~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Soujiro: ESP! Che I'm glad I didn't give my letter to Shishio-san!!^_^
Harusame: Letter?
Soujiro: YUP!Letter to Santa!
Harusame: Oh...
Sonomi: I WANNA SEEEEE!!!
Soujiro: I burned it...
Sonomi: CRAP!HEY REMEMBER WHEN----
Harusame: NO!!No more of that...you get very ummm--overactive....and hurtful....
Sonomi: Fine....I'll be nicer..
Harusame: K..shoot..
Sonomi: ^_^Okay! Remember the carnival?
Harusame: Oh YEAH! Yahiko went shin-crazy.
Soujiro: And Sano got drunk on----cotton---candy......ODD HUH?!^_^
Harusame: YUP!
Sonomi: 'MEMBER THE CHUPACABRA-INCEDENT!?
Harusame: Somehow, I feel you said that wrong..BUT YES!!
Soujiro: HIKO WAS SO COOL!HE WAS A SAKE-HOUND!
Harusame:^_^'member when Kamatari got kidnapped?
Sonomi: And Hiko made me sit down!*angry face*
Harusame: BUT I SAVED YOU ALL!^_^
Sonomi: Don't get too egotisical...
Harusame:*hmph* I KNOW!
Soujiro: Hiko-san is in much of our lives...
Sonomi: Yeah..the Birthday party, the Chupacabra thing, Yahiko's Birthday...
Harusame: HE'S CRAPPING EVERYWHERE FOR KAMI-SAMA'S SAKE!
Soujiro: Yeah, but our lives are eventful huh?
Harusame: Yeah...
Saitou: *busts in* RUN! HE'S AFTER US ALL!
Hiko:*far off* NONE OF YOU DRINK SAKEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saitou: Hey--*points to Sonomi* You broke my ciggy a while ago DIDN'T YOU!
Sonomi: o.O no...
Saitou: YEAH!YEAH YOU DID!!THAT'S IT! I'm gonna band with Hiko AND HUNT YOU DOWN!!
Sonomi: NOOOOO!!!
Harusame: O.O"
Soujiro: -_-"" Too eventful...
Saitou: HIKO!HIKO THEY'RE RIGHT HERE!!
Harusame: SHH!!TATTLETALE!!!
Soujiro: He knows were here anyways..
Harusame: Yeah..RUN!!
All 'cept Saitou: *run out of house*
Hiko: HA HA!!FOOLED YOU!
Saitou: APRIL FOOLS!APRIL FOOLS!AHOU!!MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Sonomi: YOU!--How can you laugh like that and not choke?
Saitou: Special ability ahou...
Harusame: It's not even April--ahou.
Saitou: THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!!-_-"
Soujiro: YES IT IS!!^_^
Saitou: FINE I QUIT!I'M GOING HOME!!
Hiko: Sake...me too....sake......
Author's Note: well... I hope you all enjoyed that...Yeah..^_^" Ummm..OH! These *just* came in!!HERE!*hands Shishio plushies*ENJOY MY KENSHIN OTAKUS!!!IT HAS SHOULDER-EATING ACTION THAT YOU'LL PROBABLY NEVER USE!!^_^
All readers: *recieve plushies* Ummm..woo-hoo....*stare quizzically at Shishio plushies*
Harusame: Comes with 10 different sayings!They all communicate! WATCH!*places all plushies in a circle*
Shishio plushie: I'M GONNA TAKE OVER JAPAN!!
Kenshin Plushie: Your actions *must* be stopped!
Shishio plushie: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Hiko plushie: Go ahead Baka-deshi, kill 'im...
Kenshin Plushie: But sensei, I do not kill de gozaru.
Shishio Plushie: YOU WILL NEVER DEFEAT MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Kenshin plushie: *gulp*
Hiko plushie: You *are* a Baka-deshi*sips sake* Mmmmmm...sake!
Oh, and for the long delay, here a Kamatari plushie!!Comes with uhh..15 phrases, and is different from Sweet Chaos' because hers is special Chibi- Tenken-reviewed-your-story-edition. But anyways...IT HAS Scythe-wielding- action!
Kamatari Plushie: ^_^
Shishio plushie: Oh no..
Kamatari Plushie: YOU DON'T LIKE ME!!!-_-"
Kenshin plushie: It's okay! *someone* does!!In fact, your a pretty nice person de gozaru!(well, for a plushie)
Kamatari plushie: WHEEE!
Hiko plushie: this is so stupid...
Kamatari plushie: *glare* YOU KIDNAPPED ME!!REVENGE!!
Hiko plushie: O.O Amakakeru ryu no-
Kamatari plushie:*wields-scthye* SHUTUP!!!
Hiko Plushie: THE CROSS-DRESSER PLUSHIE IS GONNA KILL ME!!
Kamatari plushie: *sings* I'm gonna cut off your head and bring it to Shishio as a pre-e-e-sent!!^_^
Shishio: And so the great have fallen...
Kenshin plushie: *sips tea* Not me..
Shishio: We'll see about that...
Man! Are you gonna have fun playing with all of these!!!Woo hoo!BE HAPPY!!^_^Okay then, see you in next chapter!!PLUSHIES!!R&R please!^_^See you in Chapter Nineteen!Almost twenty!!^_^Cool!An' that was probably the longest author's ending note *ever*!!!^_^
Author's Note: Bleh!Stomachache! Three BIG bowls of Pesole!!(Mexican soup- food-thing-very good) Okay then, Gomen for the delays, I'm lazy...-_-"...I MISSED KENSHIN YESTERDAY!!WAI!!!!*sob* Kenshin!!NAZE DESU KA KAMI- SAMA!?!?!WHY GOD!!?!?!*sobs* Ah then.. you wanted a chapter?OKAY!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~What's in a name?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~Some aimless day, the kind where you sit around and think of stupid questions to ask God, which of course, he might not answer~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Soujiro: *thinks* HEY!There's nothing to talk about is there?!
Harusame: -_-" No...
Soujiro: LET'S MAKE UP SOMETHING!!
Sonomi: Oh boy...
Soujiro: No, ano-o-o....HEY!Remember when Harusame kicked Sano's knee?
Harusame: Yep.^_^
Sonomi: *perks up* AHAHA!And then he yelled!!
Soujiro: Yeah...^_^
Harusame: Let's think of funnier stuff!^_^
Sonomi and Soujiro: OKAY!
Soujiro: hmmm.. OH! Remember when Sonomi threw away Saitou's cigar?
Harusame: *between laughs* AND-THEN-HE CHASED HER UP A TREE!WITH HIKO!!!
Sonomi: Revenge----REVENGE!!
Harusame: o.O...
Soujiro: This is supposed to be funny!!
Sonomi: OH YEAH? I'LL GIVE *YOU* FUNNY!!REMEMBER WHEN YOU CRIED 'CAUSE MISAO MADE FUN OF YOU!?!?
Soujiro: Uhhhhh no?^_^"I'm not supposed to cry!
Sonomi: YES YOU DO!!HAHA!FUNNY HUH?AND HARUSAME!
Harusame: O.O No?
Sonomi: YES!'MEMBER WHEN YOU GOT HIT ON THE HEAD WITH A FIRST-AID KIT?!?
Harusame: -_-""Maa, maa, this is going to far....
Sonomi: MAKE ME!
Harusame: Make you what?
Sonomi: MAKE ME STOP!!
Harusame:*jumps to feet* ALRIGHT THEN!!
Soujiro: Oh no....
Sonomi: I'LL HURT YOU!!
Soujiro: NOOOOOOO!!!*pushes Sonomi down* NO FIGHTING!!
Sonomi: GRARR!!
~~~~~~~~~~Some one's cranky huh?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~Let's go to heck~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Shishio: LOOK AT WHAT I FOUND MY UGLY MINIONS!!!
Yumi:*twitch*
Shishio: O.O AND BEAUTIFUL GIRLFRIEND!!
Yumi: *blush*
Usui*peeling potatoes* What is it now no-skin?
Shishio: IT'S A BOX!
Houji: and?
Shishio: FULL OF OUR OLD JUPPON-GATANA STUFF!!
Yumi: OOOH!LEMME SEE!
Shishio: Gather 'round my minions....
All: *sit in a circle, with Shishio on a chair, the box on his lap*
Shishio: *pulls out papers* He-hey!!Look!
All: What?
Shishio: It's our old christmas lists!!
Yumi: I remember!!
Shishio: Here^_^(o.Osmiling?) I'll read 'em!
Here's Anji's!!
"Dear Santa:
All I want for Christmas is for my children to come back. Be it a dream, or real, I would like to see their faces...
Your friend, brAnji"
Yumi: *cries* IT'S SOOO SAAAAD!!
Houji: *cries*I KNOOOOOOWW!!*sniff*
Shishio: HEY!SHUTUP!I got more!!Here's Kamatari's!
"Dear Santa:
I think you are creepy but oh well..All I want for Christmas is for Yumi to die. I don't like her. She sucks. Please kill her so I won't have to look at her stupid green lipstick anymore. It remind me of grass, which would explain why I think she's a dumb cow. She's in my way of Shishio-sama. The end.
From, br Kamatari "
Shishio:*stares at letter* How odd.....
Yumi: WHY I--COW?!?!GRARR!!!!IF I WEREN'T DEAD----!!!
Houji: SHH!Here's mine next!
Shishio: It says
"Dear Santa,
What I want for Christmas is a gun, a rifle to be exact, so I can kill Usui. He broke my fingernails. That hurt a lot.
Your friend, brHouji"
Usui: OMG! YOU WANTED TO KILL ME!?!?!?
Houji: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO*runs*
Shishio: SHUT THE HE** UP!!I'M TRYING TO READ HERE!!
Yumi: Go on
Shishio: K, here's Usui's
"Dear Santa,
All I want for Christmas this year are a pair of eyes..Mine got cut out. So can I have new pretty blue eyes?
Signed, brUsui"
Shishio: HAHA!YOU NEVER GOT EYES-DID YOU!?
Usui: *sad* Nooo...
Yumi: I wanna read!!
Shishio: K, here*hands paper* *takes paper away* HA!NEVER MIND!
Yumi: Just READ Chikuso!
Shishio: Okay, this one's Chou's
"Dear Santa,
Please give me all the swords in the world. And some more hair-gel. I need that.
Sincerely, brChou"
Usui: Dumb loser...
Yumi: Yep.
Houji: I never liked him.
Shishio: I don't think anyone did.
Yumi: Read.
Shishio: What?
Yumi: READ!!
Shishio: Yes ma'am...HEY! IT'S MINE!WOO-HOO!!
^_^ IT READS
"Dear Santa,
All I want for Christmas is for you to knock off Battosai. Make it look like an accident. And if you DON'T knock him off, I'll knock you off.
Sincerely, br Shishio"
Shishio: Hey Yumi.. where's yours?
Yumi: I didn't write one.
Houji: *pathetically* You mean you don't believe in Santa Claus?
Yumi: I think he's---"odd" And I don't want him to know where I live.
Shishio: He knows where Everyone lives....
Usui: BACK TO LETTERS!
Houji: YEAH!
Shishio: That it.
Yumi: What?
Shishio: That's all the letters there are..
Yumi: What about that kid?
Shishio: Who?
Yumi: You know..Soujiro
Shishio: Oh, him...I don't know...
~~~~~~~~~~Back in Earth~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Soujiro: ESP! Che I'm glad I didn't give my letter to Shishio-san!!^_^
Harusame: Letter?
Soujiro: YUP!Letter to Santa!
Harusame: Oh...
Sonomi: I WANNA SEEEEE!!!
Soujiro: I burned it...
Sonomi: CRAP!HEY REMEMBER WHEN----
Harusame: NO!!No more of that...you get very ummm--overactive....and hurtful....
Sonomi: Fine....I'll be nicer..
Harusame: K..shoot..
Sonomi: ^_^Okay! Remember the carnival?
Harusame: Oh YEAH! Yahiko went shin-crazy.
Soujiro: And Sano got drunk on----cotton---candy......ODD HUH?!^_^
Harusame: YUP!
Sonomi: 'MEMBER THE CHUPACABRA-INCEDENT!?
Harusame: Somehow, I feel you said that wrong..BUT YES!!
Soujiro: HIKO WAS SO COOL!HE WAS A SAKE-HOUND!
Harusame:^_^'member when Kamatari got kidnapped?
Sonomi: And Hiko made me sit down!*angry face*
Harusame: BUT I SAVED YOU ALL!^_^
Sonomi: Don't get too egotisical...
Harusame:*hmph* I KNOW!
Soujiro: Hiko-san is in much of our lives...
Sonomi: Yeah..the Birthday party, the Chupacabra thing, Yahiko's Birthday...
Harusame: HE'S CRAPPING EVERYWHERE FOR KAMI-SAMA'S SAKE!
Soujiro: Yeah, but our lives are eventful huh?
Harusame: Yeah...
Saitou: *busts in* RUN! HE'S AFTER US ALL!
Hiko:*far off* NONE OF YOU DRINK SAKEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saitou: Hey--*points to Sonomi* You broke my ciggy a while ago DIDN'T YOU!
Sonomi: o.O no...
Saitou: YEAH!YEAH YOU DID!!THAT'S IT! I'm gonna band with Hiko AND HUNT YOU DOWN!!
Sonomi: NOOOOO!!!
Harusame: O.O"
Soujiro: -_-"" Too eventful...
Saitou: HIKO!HIKO THEY'RE RIGHT HERE!!
Harusame: SHH!!TATTLETALE!!!
Soujiro: He knows were here anyways..
Harusame: Yeah..RUN!!
All 'cept Saitou: *run out of house*
Hiko: HA HA!!FOOLED YOU!
Saitou: APRIL FOOLS!APRIL FOOLS!AHOU!!MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Sonomi: YOU!--How can you laugh like that and not choke?
Saitou: Special ability ahou...
Harusame: It's not even April--ahou.
Saitou: THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!!-_-"
Soujiro: YES IT IS!!^_^
Saitou: FINE I QUIT!I'M GOING HOME!!
Hiko: Sake...me too....sake......
Author's Note: well... I hope you all enjoyed that...Yeah..^_^" Ummm..OH! These *just* came in!!HERE!*hands Shishio plushies*ENJOY MY KENSHIN OTAKUS!!!IT HAS SHOULDER-EATING ACTION THAT YOU'LL PROBABLY NEVER USE!!^_^
All readers: *recieve plushies* Ummm..woo-hoo....*stare quizzically at Shishio plushies*
Harusame: Comes with 10 different sayings!They all communicate! WATCH!*places all plushies in a circle*
Shishio plushie: I'M GONNA TAKE OVER JAPAN!!
Kenshin Plushie: Your actions *must* be stopped!
Shishio plushie: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Hiko plushie: Go ahead Baka-deshi, kill 'im...
Kenshin Plushie: But sensei, I do not kill de gozaru.
Shishio Plushie: YOU WILL NEVER DEFEAT MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Kenshin plushie: *gulp*
Hiko plushie: You *are* a Baka-deshi*sips sake* Mmmmmm...sake!
Oh, and for the long delay, here a Kamatari plushie!!Comes with uhh..15 phrases, and is different from Sweet Chaos' because hers is special Chibi- Tenken-reviewed-your-story-edition. But anyways...IT HAS Scythe-wielding- action!
Kamatari Plushie: ^_^
Shishio plushie: Oh no..
Kamatari Plushie: YOU DON'T LIKE ME!!!-_-"
Kenshin plushie: It's okay! *someone* does!!In fact, your a pretty nice person de gozaru!(well, for a plushie)
Kamatari plushie: WHEEE!
Hiko plushie: this is so stupid...
Kamatari plushie: *glare* YOU KIDNAPPED ME!!REVENGE!!
Hiko plushie: O.O Amakakeru ryu no-
Kamatari plushie:*wields-scthye* SHUTUP!!!
Hiko Plushie: THE CROSS-DRESSER PLUSHIE IS GONNA KILL ME!!
Kamatari plushie: *sings* I'm gonna cut off your head and bring it to Shishio as a pre-e-e-sent!!^_^
Shishio: And so the great have fallen...
Kenshin plushie: *sips tea* Not me..
Shishio: We'll see about that...
Man! Are you gonna have fun playing with all of these!!!Woo hoo!BE HAPPY!!^_^Okay then, see you in next chapter!!PLUSHIES!!R&R please!^_^See you in Chapter Nineteen!Almost twenty!!^_^Cool!An' that was probably the longest author's ending note *ever*!!!^_^