Chapter Twenty? ok---ay!
Author's Note: I'm getting slower an' slower at making these...It's like writer's blokc only mud..that slows me down...Ah the heck with it!!^^ Here's the chapter everyone's been Waiting for!! Have lotsa fun and this will be a two or three-chapter-plot!!!^_^ Can't wait huh?
~~~~~~~~~~~Usual place~~~~~~~~~~~~
Harusame: I dunno why, but for some reason,I wanna go outside.
Sonomi: A CHANGE OF PLANS!! I LIKE IT!!
Soujiro: *is asleep*..........
Harusame: Soujiro*poke*Soujiro...
Sonomi: Wake UP!
Soujiro: *is Still asleep*
Harusame: Oh well, let's leave him there...*hint*
Sonomi: *recieves hint*Yeah..LET'S GO FISHING!!
Soujiro: *awakens* NOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Sonomi: I KNEW IT!!
Harusame: YOU LIVE!^^
Soujiro: -_- That wasn't very nice..
Sonomi: *points to self* Do *I* look like a nice person?
Harusame: Maybe...
Sonomi: That was a retorical question ahou..
Saitou:*bursts into room* HOW *DARE* YOU USE MY WORD YOU CIGGY-KILLER!!!
Sonomi: O.O Gomen?
Saitou: YEAH! YOU BETTER BE SORRY!!! o.O ::ahem:: I'm bored..
Sonomi: To come in here you must be..
Saitou: STUFF IT!!
Sonomi: O.o Yessir..
Soujiro: ^^ Why are you bored?
Saitou: *shrugs*I dunno but I've been like this for days..
Soujiro: Have you tried doing something recreational?
Saitou: *pfh* NO!
Soujiro: Have you tried wandering aimlessly?
Saitou: o.O*slowly* Mayyyyybe.
Soujiro: Have you arested anyone lately?
Saitou: *pfh* No! Chou keeps getting them all..
Soujiro: Chou?
Saitou: YEAH!HARI LIKE A BROOM! WEIRD RED KIMONO-THING WITH A FREAKY LONG SWORD! CLOSES ONE EYE! YOU KNOW! CHOU!!
Soujiro: Yes I do sir!^^
Sonomi: I HAVE A IDEA!!
Saitou: WHAT?!?!TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL ME!!
Sonomi: Have you tried beating him up 'cause he's stealing all your criminals?
Saitou: No! What do I look like? A murderer??!
Harusame: Actually...
Saitou: RETORICAL QUESTION AHOU!!!
Harusame: SHOOSH!! Why don't you just go an' beat up someone? It always un- bores Sonomi!!
Saitou: Good idea.. who?
Harusame: NOT ME!
Soujiro: NOT ME!
Sonomi: NOT ME!
Harusame: How about Sano?
Sonomi: No, Kenshin would not be happy..
Soujiro: How about Kaoru?
Harusame: No, Kenshin would come down royally on all of us for even considering it...
Kenshin: *bursts in* IF YOU WISH TO TASTE THE GROUND FEEL FREE TO SAY THAT AGAIN!!!
All: O.O NOOOOOOOO!! Wait---How'd you get here so fast?
Kenshin: The power of love and concern for Kaoru-dono!
All: -_- O---kay...
Kenshin: *twitch* KAORU-DONO NEEDS MY HELP WITH LAUNDRY!!*runs off*
Saitou: -_-" Never thought Battousai would be reduced to a maid...
Harusame: Ahhh how the mighty have fallen..
Sonomi: I WILL NOT FALL!!
Soujiro: NEVER!!
Saitou: *twitch* TOKIO NEEDS ME!!*runs off*
Harusame: Ahh..how the Revolutionary fighters have fallen...
Soujiro and Sonomi: Indeed...
Harusame: Guess he's not bored anymore..
Saitou: *comes back* GUESS AGAIN!!!MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Soujiro: What got you back here so soon?
Saitou: THE POWER OF CIGGY-REVENGE!!
Sonomi: WHY KAMI-SAMA!!EVERYONE REMEMBERS *ONE* THING I DID!!!*cries*
Saitou: *smirk* Now where were we?
Harusame: We were deciding who you should beat up but none of us volunteered..
Saitou: KEEP MAKING SUGGESTIONS!!
Sonomi: Usui?
Saitou:*calmly eating Soba* Dead
Harusame: Houji?
Saitou: *still eating Soba*Dead
Sonomi: Shishio?
Saitou: *STILL still eating Soba* Dead
Soujiro: Yumi?
Saitou: *chokes, then jumps up*THEY'RE ALL DEAD GOD****IT!!
Harusame: Okay then...how about Yahiko?
Saitou: YOU ASK ME TO KILL CHILDREN!?!?
Harusame: O.O" Just kidding!!
Saitou: I have IT!!
Soujiro: Have what?
Saitou: I'll go pick on Hiko!^^
~~~~~~~~~~Somewhere in the woods~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hiko: SOMEONE CHALLENGES ME!!!!!!
Saitou: *bursts in* I DO!
Hiko: *twitch* You loser...
Saitou: *double twitch* HERMIT MAN!
Hiko: AMAKAKERU RYU NO--
Saitou: NEVERMIND!!
Hiko: *hmph* That's what I thought..
Saitou: I wanna fight somebody...
Hiko: Fight my baka-deshi...he always needs a good wooping..*evil smile*
Saitou: No, last time, we almost died...
Hiko: O.o BOTH OF YOU?!
Saitou: Yes
Hiko: Aww..I laugh at you..Sake?*offers Sake*
Saitou: No thank you...I have trouble with Sake..
Hiko: *jumps up* TROUBLE WITH---WHAT THE **** THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU!!!!!
Saitou: O.O *runs*
Hiko: YOU REFUSE SAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!*chases*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Back in Harusame's House~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Harusame: ^^ Today gives me a good feeling!
Sonomi: *raises eyebrow* That's nice...or whatever..
Saitou: *burst in*
Harusame: O.O" Good feelings gone...
Soujiro: DON'T YOU PEOPLE EVER KNOCK!?!?
Saitou: SHUTUP! THE CRAZY HERMIT'S OUT TO GET ME!!
Harusame: O.o Crazy hermit? That's a new one!
Sonomi: *writes in book* 'crazy hermit' GOT IT!
Soujiro: You catalog all the wierd names here?
Sonomi: DUH! ^_^
Saitou: *waves arms frantically* SHUT UP! I HAVE A PROBLEM!!
Sonomi: Obviously....
Harusame: Now now...calmness TELL US!
Saitou: HELLO?!? HAVE YOU BEEN LITSENING!?!?THE CRAZY HERMIT'S GONNA GET ME!!
Soujiro: Why?
Saitou: I refused Sake...
Harusame: *gasp* NEVER DECLINE SAKE IN FRONT OF HIKO!
Saitou: I know now but...O.o he comes for me..
Harusame: Oh? HERE!*hands Sake*
Saitou: *whining*BUT I DON'T LIKE IT!!
Harusame: When he comes in just drink it!!He'll forgive and go!
Saitou: *looks at Sake with a disgusted face* NO WAY!
Harusame: DRINK IT!
Saitou: NO!
Harusame: YES!
Saitou: NO!
Harusame: YES!
Saitou: NO!
Harusame: YES!
*Hiko bursts in*
Saitou: O.O" *chugs Sake*
Hiko: YOU ARE HEALED!!^_^ My work is done..*walks off*
Saitou: *looks ill* I'm gonna feel this tommorrow..
Harusame: YEAH! IT WORKED!! Wait--You don't look so good--- GET OUTTA MY HOUSE!!!!!
Saitou: O.o I need my Soba..*runs*
Harusame: AND STAY OUT!!YOU----SOBA HOUND!!
Sonomi: *writes in book*
Soujiro: Soba hound?
Harusame: Yeah! He ate all my SOBA!!
Soba: *is gone*
Soujiro: Oh..when did he eat all that?
Harusame: When we were giving him suggestions of who to beat up...
Soujiro: Oh..
Harusame: Wait..AH CRAP! NOW WE HAVE TO GO SHOPPING AGAIN!!
Sonomi: What do you mean "we"? It's your house..
Harusame: YOU EARN YOUR LIVING HERE!!
Sonomi: Or what? You're gonna throw us out?
Harusame: *twitch* FINE! But please come!! I hate going alone..it sucks and I don't know where anything is..
Sonomi: Oh come on..the worst that could happen is you gettin lost...
Soujiro: It's simple Harusame, go out, buy more Soba, and walk back!
Harusame: *sits down and buries face in hands* BUT I'M GONNA GET LOST!! IT'S DARK!!
Sonomi: Take your sword..
Harusame: I'LL GET ARRESTED!!
Sonomi: Like they can catch you...
Harusame: BUT THEY--THEY'LL SEE ME AGAIN!! I CAN NEVER GO OUT AGAIN!!
Sonomi: JUST GO!!
Harusame: *sniff* FINE!YOU--LAZY PERSON!!
Sonomi: What!?! What about Soujiro?
Soujiro: *yawn* I--uhh--I HAVE TO GO SLEEP!^^"
Sonomi: *tch* fine....Harusame just go..
Harusame: *turns to leave*.....*turns back* How do you unlock the door?
Sonomi: YOU'VE BEEN LIVING IN THIS HOUSE AND DON'T KNOW HOW TO LOCK THE DOOR?!?
Harusame: I just barred it up at night, you noticed how everyone bursted in...
Sonomi: *slaps forehead* YOU-OMG!! Use the key..turn it to the left..open..turn around..lock again...go..come back...repeat process..
Harusame: Yes ma'am...*leaves*
Author's Note: You know, I REALLY didn't know how to lock/unlock doors till three months ago, I couldn't even open a corndog box, I don't know how to cook, I burn pancakes..I'm not a house-person-all I do is clean to make my mommy happy..^^" BUT ANYWAYS!! What horrors and mishaps await Harusame....why is Sonomi catalogging nicknames? I dunno I just improvise...but I DID learn a startling truth----YOU GOT NEW PLUSHIES!! And I was almost named 'Peter Joseph' until a week before I was born but never mind THAT YOU NEED PLUSHIES!! *tosses plushie to each of you* This one is a SANO PLUSHIE!! *tosses other plushie to each of you*And this one is--A KAORU PLUSHIE!! I dunno why..And this one is a secret plushie!*tosses white box to each of you*
Sano plushie: I HAVE GAMBLING ACTION!!*throws dice* SEE?!*loses* Crap..
Kaoru plushie: I HAVE POISON FOOD MAKING ACTION!! *makes food*
Kenshin plushie: *eats food* this is--*feels ill*
Kaoru plushie: SEE?!*looks at Kenshin* NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Sano plushie: TOO BAD WE DON'T HAVE A MEGUMI PLUSHIE HUH?!?!^_^
Megumi plushie: *is newly-released, jumping out of white box* I HAVE PEOPLE- SAVING ACTION!!*saves Kenshin* SEE?!?!
O.o They all have fifteen phrases each..Except for Kenshin plushie, which has 20..he was an earlier release so..yeah..HAVE FUN!!^_^ I'm sorry I take so long...I trip over many writer's block plus, since I built my computer-- it's retarded and freezes...stupid computer, but I still love it!^^ Fujihiko went on a vacation to Mt. Fuji-san..so he'll be back someday..Yeah..BYE!
Author's Note: I'm getting slower an' slower at making these...It's like writer's blokc only mud..that slows me down...Ah the heck with it!!^^ Here's the chapter everyone's been Waiting for!! Have lotsa fun and this will be a two or three-chapter-plot!!!^_^ Can't wait huh?
~~~~~~~~~~~Usual place~~~~~~~~~~~~
Harusame: I dunno why, but for some reason,I wanna go outside.
Sonomi: A CHANGE OF PLANS!! I LIKE IT!!
Soujiro: *is asleep*..........
Harusame: Soujiro*poke*Soujiro...
Sonomi: Wake UP!
Soujiro: *is Still asleep*
Harusame: Oh well, let's leave him there...*hint*
Sonomi: *recieves hint*Yeah..LET'S GO FISHING!!
Soujiro: *awakens* NOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Sonomi: I KNEW IT!!
Harusame: YOU LIVE!^^
Soujiro: -_- That wasn't very nice..
Sonomi: *points to self* Do *I* look like a nice person?
Harusame: Maybe...
Sonomi: That was a retorical question ahou..
Saitou:*bursts into room* HOW *DARE* YOU USE MY WORD YOU CIGGY-KILLER!!!
Sonomi: O.O Gomen?
Saitou: YEAH! YOU BETTER BE SORRY!!! o.O ::ahem:: I'm bored..
Sonomi: To come in here you must be..
Saitou: STUFF IT!!
Sonomi: O.o Yessir..
Soujiro: ^^ Why are you bored?
Saitou: *shrugs*I dunno but I've been like this for days..
Soujiro: Have you tried doing something recreational?
Saitou: *pfh* NO!
Soujiro: Have you tried wandering aimlessly?
Saitou: o.O*slowly* Mayyyyybe.
Soujiro: Have you arested anyone lately?
Saitou: *pfh* No! Chou keeps getting them all..
Soujiro: Chou?
Saitou: YEAH!HARI LIKE A BROOM! WEIRD RED KIMONO-THING WITH A FREAKY LONG SWORD! CLOSES ONE EYE! YOU KNOW! CHOU!!
Soujiro: Yes I do sir!^^
Sonomi: I HAVE A IDEA!!
Saitou: WHAT?!?!TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL ME!!
Sonomi: Have you tried beating him up 'cause he's stealing all your criminals?
Saitou: No! What do I look like? A murderer??!
Harusame: Actually...
Saitou: RETORICAL QUESTION AHOU!!!
Harusame: SHOOSH!! Why don't you just go an' beat up someone? It always un- bores Sonomi!!
Saitou: Good idea.. who?
Harusame: NOT ME!
Soujiro: NOT ME!
Sonomi: NOT ME!
Harusame: How about Sano?
Sonomi: No, Kenshin would not be happy..
Soujiro: How about Kaoru?
Harusame: No, Kenshin would come down royally on all of us for even considering it...
Kenshin: *bursts in* IF YOU WISH TO TASTE THE GROUND FEEL FREE TO SAY THAT AGAIN!!!
All: O.O NOOOOOOOO!! Wait---How'd you get here so fast?
Kenshin: The power of love and concern for Kaoru-dono!
All: -_- O---kay...
Kenshin: *twitch* KAORU-DONO NEEDS MY HELP WITH LAUNDRY!!*runs off*
Saitou: -_-" Never thought Battousai would be reduced to a maid...
Harusame: Ahhh how the mighty have fallen..
Sonomi: I WILL NOT FALL!!
Soujiro: NEVER!!
Saitou: *twitch* TOKIO NEEDS ME!!*runs off*
Harusame: Ahh..how the Revolutionary fighters have fallen...
Soujiro and Sonomi: Indeed...
Harusame: Guess he's not bored anymore..
Saitou: *comes back* GUESS AGAIN!!!MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Soujiro: What got you back here so soon?
Saitou: THE POWER OF CIGGY-REVENGE!!
Sonomi: WHY KAMI-SAMA!!EVERYONE REMEMBERS *ONE* THING I DID!!!*cries*
Saitou: *smirk* Now where were we?
Harusame: We were deciding who you should beat up but none of us volunteered..
Saitou: KEEP MAKING SUGGESTIONS!!
Sonomi: Usui?
Saitou:*calmly eating Soba* Dead
Harusame: Houji?
Saitou: *still eating Soba*Dead
Sonomi: Shishio?
Saitou: *STILL still eating Soba* Dead
Soujiro: Yumi?
Saitou: *chokes, then jumps up*THEY'RE ALL DEAD GOD****IT!!
Harusame: Okay then...how about Yahiko?
Saitou: YOU ASK ME TO KILL CHILDREN!?!?
Harusame: O.O" Just kidding!!
Saitou: I have IT!!
Soujiro: Have what?
Saitou: I'll go pick on Hiko!^^
~~~~~~~~~~Somewhere in the woods~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hiko: SOMEONE CHALLENGES ME!!!!!!
Saitou: *bursts in* I DO!
Hiko: *twitch* You loser...
Saitou: *double twitch* HERMIT MAN!
Hiko: AMAKAKERU RYU NO--
Saitou: NEVERMIND!!
Hiko: *hmph* That's what I thought..
Saitou: I wanna fight somebody...
Hiko: Fight my baka-deshi...he always needs a good wooping..*evil smile*
Saitou: No, last time, we almost died...
Hiko: O.o BOTH OF YOU?!
Saitou: Yes
Hiko: Aww..I laugh at you..Sake?*offers Sake*
Saitou: No thank you...I have trouble with Sake..
Hiko: *jumps up* TROUBLE WITH---WHAT THE **** THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU!!!!!
Saitou: O.O *runs*
Hiko: YOU REFUSE SAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!*chases*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Back in Harusame's House~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Harusame: ^^ Today gives me a good feeling!
Sonomi: *raises eyebrow* That's nice...or whatever..
Saitou: *burst in*
Harusame: O.O" Good feelings gone...
Soujiro: DON'T YOU PEOPLE EVER KNOCK!?!?
Saitou: SHUTUP! THE CRAZY HERMIT'S OUT TO GET ME!!
Harusame: O.o Crazy hermit? That's a new one!
Sonomi: *writes in book* 'crazy hermit' GOT IT!
Soujiro: You catalog all the wierd names here?
Sonomi: DUH! ^_^
Saitou: *waves arms frantically* SHUT UP! I HAVE A PROBLEM!!
Sonomi: Obviously....
Harusame: Now now...calmness TELL US!
Saitou: HELLO?!? HAVE YOU BEEN LITSENING!?!?THE CRAZY HERMIT'S GONNA GET ME!!
Soujiro: Why?
Saitou: I refused Sake...
Harusame: *gasp* NEVER DECLINE SAKE IN FRONT OF HIKO!
Saitou: I know now but...O.o he comes for me..
Harusame: Oh? HERE!*hands Sake*
Saitou: *whining*BUT I DON'T LIKE IT!!
Harusame: When he comes in just drink it!!He'll forgive and go!
Saitou: *looks at Sake with a disgusted face* NO WAY!
Harusame: DRINK IT!
Saitou: NO!
Harusame: YES!
Saitou: NO!
Harusame: YES!
Saitou: NO!
Harusame: YES!
*Hiko bursts in*
Saitou: O.O" *chugs Sake*
Hiko: YOU ARE HEALED!!^_^ My work is done..*walks off*
Saitou: *looks ill* I'm gonna feel this tommorrow..
Harusame: YEAH! IT WORKED!! Wait--You don't look so good--- GET OUTTA MY HOUSE!!!!!
Saitou: O.o I need my Soba..*runs*
Harusame: AND STAY OUT!!YOU----SOBA HOUND!!
Sonomi: *writes in book*
Soujiro: Soba hound?
Harusame: Yeah! He ate all my SOBA!!
Soba: *is gone*
Soujiro: Oh..when did he eat all that?
Harusame: When we were giving him suggestions of who to beat up...
Soujiro: Oh..
Harusame: Wait..AH CRAP! NOW WE HAVE TO GO SHOPPING AGAIN!!
Sonomi: What do you mean "we"? It's your house..
Harusame: YOU EARN YOUR LIVING HERE!!
Sonomi: Or what? You're gonna throw us out?
Harusame: *twitch* FINE! But please come!! I hate going alone..it sucks and I don't know where anything is..
Sonomi: Oh come on..the worst that could happen is you gettin lost...
Soujiro: It's simple Harusame, go out, buy more Soba, and walk back!
Harusame: *sits down and buries face in hands* BUT I'M GONNA GET LOST!! IT'S DARK!!
Sonomi: Take your sword..
Harusame: I'LL GET ARRESTED!!
Sonomi: Like they can catch you...
Harusame: BUT THEY--THEY'LL SEE ME AGAIN!! I CAN NEVER GO OUT AGAIN!!
Sonomi: JUST GO!!
Harusame: *sniff* FINE!YOU--LAZY PERSON!!
Sonomi: What!?! What about Soujiro?
Soujiro: *yawn* I--uhh--I HAVE TO GO SLEEP!^^"
Sonomi: *tch* fine....Harusame just go..
Harusame: *turns to leave*.....*turns back* How do you unlock the door?
Sonomi: YOU'VE BEEN LIVING IN THIS HOUSE AND DON'T KNOW HOW TO LOCK THE DOOR?!?
Harusame: I just barred it up at night, you noticed how everyone bursted in...
Sonomi: *slaps forehead* YOU-OMG!! Use the key..turn it to the left..open..turn around..lock again...go..come back...repeat process..
Harusame: Yes ma'am...*leaves*
Author's Note: You know, I REALLY didn't know how to lock/unlock doors till three months ago, I couldn't even open a corndog box, I don't know how to cook, I burn pancakes..I'm not a house-person-all I do is clean to make my mommy happy..^^" BUT ANYWAYS!! What horrors and mishaps await Harusame....why is Sonomi catalogging nicknames? I dunno I just improvise...but I DID learn a startling truth----YOU GOT NEW PLUSHIES!! And I was almost named 'Peter Joseph' until a week before I was born but never mind THAT YOU NEED PLUSHIES!! *tosses plushie to each of you* This one is a SANO PLUSHIE!! *tosses other plushie to each of you*And this one is--A KAORU PLUSHIE!! I dunno why..And this one is a secret plushie!*tosses white box to each of you*
Sano plushie: I HAVE GAMBLING ACTION!!*throws dice* SEE?!*loses* Crap..
Kaoru plushie: I HAVE POISON FOOD MAKING ACTION!! *makes food*
Kenshin plushie: *eats food* this is--*feels ill*
Kaoru plushie: SEE?!*looks at Kenshin* NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Sano plushie: TOO BAD WE DON'T HAVE A MEGUMI PLUSHIE HUH?!?!^_^
Megumi plushie: *is newly-released, jumping out of white box* I HAVE PEOPLE- SAVING ACTION!!*saves Kenshin* SEE?!?!
O.o They all have fifteen phrases each..Except for Kenshin plushie, which has 20..he was an earlier release so..yeah..HAVE FUN!!^_^ I'm sorry I take so long...I trip over many writer's block plus, since I built my computer-- it's retarded and freezes...stupid computer, but I still love it!^^ Fujihiko went on a vacation to Mt. Fuji-san..so he'll be back someday..Yeah..BYE!