Chapter 21: Here comes Saitou.
Author's Note: I think--yeah---I'm still feeling bad. Of course, I haven't gotten any input from all of you yet becuase as I am writing this, it has only been two minutes since I last updated the chapters! Eh, yeah...I think that if I were to chose, I'd endure one more week of STAR testing if only to write more chpaters to fill my apology. Yes well I should stop now and start the story...so, here it goes-
Where-ever in Kenshin's name Saitou is
Saitou: Now then...where was the house again?
Where-ever in Kenshin's name the house is
Harusame: ties rope THAT SHOULD BE THE LAST ONE!
Soujiro: My hands hurt...from these ropes.
Sonomi: Suck it up! Your the one who carries giant rice barrels in your youth!
Soujiro: But that was in my youth...I am 18! I am no longer youthful!
Sonomi: ....So?
Harusame: shrug Could've fooled me.
Sonomi: Exactly!
Soujiro: Yeah right. Do I really look eight?
Sonomi: squints eyes ...Maybe...
Soujiro: sigh
Harusame: ....O----kayyy.
Soujiro: HARUSAME DO I LOOK EIGHT TO YOU!?!?
Harusame: O.o Uhhh..NO!You look..eighteen.
Sonomi: Liar.
Harusame: Actually, you look sixteen.
Sonomi: Yeah, that's about right.
Soujiro: sigh
Harusame: Sorry, but it's true...you do look about sixteen my friend
Soujiro: twitch
Harusame:..O.o BUT IT IS OBVIOUS YOUR SOUL IS MATURE!! fake smile
Soujiro: sigh And what about YOU Sonomi?
Sonomi: ..What?
Soujiro: How old are YOU?
Sonomi: Okay..Let's see...1..2................................I forgot.
Soujiro: YOU FORGOT HOW OLD YOU ARE?!?
Sonomi: WELL! NOBODY CELEBRATES MY BIRTHDAY!!
Harusame: .You tell a Sad, sad story my friend...I'll call you--...hm. How about your..um..17!!
Sonomi: shrugs Works for me...You look like a teenager to me.
Harusame: ...That's vague...I'm fifteen.
Soujiro: counts NO! Uh-uh! Your four years younger than me so your fourteen!
Harusame: But I was born in February...my birthday was two months ago...yours is in September so it sorta overlaps a little.
Sonomi: Really? That's funny..I don't remember celebrating it..
Harusame: Me neither..wow...that's reeally weird!
disturbing Silence random cough
Soujiro: sings Happy Birthday to you..Happy Birthday to me! Happy Birthday to Saitou and even Sonomi!end
Harusame: HOW COOL!
Sonomi: Saitou?
Saitou: walks out from behind door CRAP YOU TENKEN!
Harusame: Thanks for guarding me!runs off
Saitou: ...How'd you know I was here?
Soujiro: You coughed during the disturbing silence..
Saitou: But how'd you know it was me?
Soujiro: Because NONE except you has a cough that sounds like it's saying "soba"
Saitou: cough SOBA!cough
Sonomi: Wow...
Saitou: Well..now that I'm here RELINQUISH THE SMALL ONE!!makes clenching motions with hand
Soujiro: O.o
Sonomi: haughty laugh HAHA! NEVER!runs
Soujiro: ...Anou--- Gomen Nasai Saitou-san!follows
Saitou: COME BACK HERE!follows
Harusame: hiding O.o
Soujiro: Hi Harusame!
Harusame: jumps GAH! whiper Soujiro!
Sonomi: Don't forgot me!
Harusame: Sonomi!SHH!!
Sonomi: DON'T YOU TELL ME TO SHHH!!
Saitou: A-HA!grins evilly
Harusame: O.o..Thanks a lot Sonomi!
Saitou: Now--pulls Harusame up by the wrist
Harusame: Good-bye cruel worldsniff
Sonomi: Look what I've done...shame
Soujiro: ...Harusame! No! Where will I live!?!
Saitou: Tch..you guys whine too much..slaps Harusame's hand There, I lessened itdrops her uncerimoniously(sp?)
Harusame: cradles hands ...Is that all I get? A slap on the wrist?!For stealing you holy Soba?!
Saitou: All my strength has been wasted hunting you down. I'm tired and I need a ciggy. Be grateful.walks away
Sonomi: O.O THAT'S ALL!?!?AHAHA! SAITOU! SAITOU THE SAD AND PATHETIC!
Soujiro: Well..I'm going back home...
Sonomi: SAITOU SAITOU SAITOU-THE-SOFTY!
Saitou: keeps walking
Harusame: Umm Sonomi?
Sonomi: SAITOU'S A BIG SOFT WEENIE! I COULD ROAST YOU IF YOU WEREN'T SO FULL OF NICOTINE!laughs hysterically
Saitou: keeps walking
Soujiro:Anou--Sonomi...
Sonomi: dances in circles WATCH OUT SOBA! I'M FEELING HUNGRY!
Saitou: disappeared in the trees
Harusame: SONOMI!!!
Sonomi: What?
Harusame: I don't think you should say anymore.
Sonomi: Why? What's Saitou-the-Softy gonna do? Slap my wrist? Puff his cigarette smoke in my face?
Saitou: appears from behind HOW ABOUT SMACK YOU UPSIDE THE HEAD WITH MY SWORD SHEATH?!?SMACK
Sonomi: .....
Saitou: YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT COMIN' HUH! YOU LITTLE SPOILED BRAT!
Soujiro: Woah there Saitou-san! I think you made her unconsious!
Harusame: dragging Sonomi OoShe is!!!! Uhhh--you can go now Saitou- san...is afraid
Saitou: glare Don't let me catch her in that atitude again!waves cigarette in front of Sonomi's unconsious face, Sonomi jumps up and gags She's fine...
Sonomi: rubs head and walks away murmuring things of Doom I'll get you next time Hajime Saitou, next time....
Saitou: hears her I'LL LOOK FORWARD TO IT WEAKLING!!
Sonomi: Grrr.....
Soujiro: Awww look! They're friends!!So alike in attitude!
Sonomi: glare Don't you EVER let me hear you say that again!
Soujiro: O.o Sorry..runs
Harusame: follows
Sonomi: I hate you all!!runs
Author's Note: The end...Here..your complimentary Sonomi plushiesthrows plushies out to audience, if it still exists..
Sonomi plushie: I hate you all....
Harusame plushie: Geez! YOUR a regular angt-ball!
Sonomi: Yes...yes I am!
Author's Note: I think--yeah---I'm still feeling bad. Of course, I haven't gotten any input from all of you yet becuase as I am writing this, it has only been two minutes since I last updated the chapters! Eh, yeah...I think that if I were to chose, I'd endure one more week of STAR testing if only to write more chpaters to fill my apology. Yes well I should stop now and start the story...so, here it goes-
Where-ever in Kenshin's name Saitou is
Saitou: Now then...where was the house again?
Where-ever in Kenshin's name the house is
Harusame: ties rope THAT SHOULD BE THE LAST ONE!
Soujiro: My hands hurt...from these ropes.
Sonomi: Suck it up! Your the one who carries giant rice barrels in your youth!
Soujiro: But that was in my youth...I am 18! I am no longer youthful!
Sonomi: ....So?
Harusame: shrug Could've fooled me.
Sonomi: Exactly!
Soujiro: Yeah right. Do I really look eight?
Sonomi: squints eyes ...Maybe...
Soujiro: sigh
Harusame: ....O----kayyy.
Soujiro: HARUSAME DO I LOOK EIGHT TO YOU!?!?
Harusame: O.o Uhhh..NO!You look..eighteen.
Sonomi: Liar.
Harusame: Actually, you look sixteen.
Sonomi: Yeah, that's about right.
Soujiro: sigh
Harusame: Sorry, but it's true...you do look about sixteen my friend
Soujiro: twitch
Harusame:..O.o BUT IT IS OBVIOUS YOUR SOUL IS MATURE!! fake smile
Soujiro: sigh And what about YOU Sonomi?
Sonomi: ..What?
Soujiro: How old are YOU?
Sonomi: Okay..Let's see...1..2................................I forgot.
Soujiro: YOU FORGOT HOW OLD YOU ARE?!?
Sonomi: WELL! NOBODY CELEBRATES MY BIRTHDAY!!
Harusame: .You tell a Sad, sad story my friend...I'll call you--...hm. How about your..um..17!!
Sonomi: shrugs Works for me...You look like a teenager to me.
Harusame: ...That's vague...I'm fifteen.
Soujiro: counts NO! Uh-uh! Your four years younger than me so your fourteen!
Harusame: But I was born in February...my birthday was two months ago...yours is in September so it sorta overlaps a little.
Sonomi: Really? That's funny..I don't remember celebrating it..
Harusame: Me neither..wow...that's reeally weird!
disturbing Silence random cough
Soujiro: sings Happy Birthday to you..Happy Birthday to me! Happy Birthday to Saitou and even Sonomi!end
Harusame: HOW COOL!
Sonomi: Saitou?
Saitou: walks out from behind door CRAP YOU TENKEN!
Harusame: Thanks for guarding me!runs off
Saitou: ...How'd you know I was here?
Soujiro: You coughed during the disturbing silence..
Saitou: But how'd you know it was me?
Soujiro: Because NONE except you has a cough that sounds like it's saying "soba"
Saitou: cough SOBA!cough
Sonomi: Wow...
Saitou: Well..now that I'm here RELINQUISH THE SMALL ONE!!makes clenching motions with hand
Soujiro: O.o
Sonomi: haughty laugh HAHA! NEVER!runs
Soujiro: ...Anou--- Gomen Nasai Saitou-san!follows
Saitou: COME BACK HERE!follows
Harusame: hiding O.o
Soujiro: Hi Harusame!
Harusame: jumps GAH! whiper Soujiro!
Sonomi: Don't forgot me!
Harusame: Sonomi!SHH!!
Sonomi: DON'T YOU TELL ME TO SHHH!!
Saitou: A-HA!grins evilly
Harusame: O.o..Thanks a lot Sonomi!
Saitou: Now--pulls Harusame up by the wrist
Harusame: Good-bye cruel worldsniff
Sonomi: Look what I've done...shame
Soujiro: ...Harusame! No! Where will I live!?!
Saitou: Tch..you guys whine too much..slaps Harusame's hand There, I lessened itdrops her uncerimoniously(sp?)
Harusame: cradles hands ...Is that all I get? A slap on the wrist?!For stealing you holy Soba?!
Saitou: All my strength has been wasted hunting you down. I'm tired and I need a ciggy. Be grateful.walks away
Sonomi: O.O THAT'S ALL!?!?AHAHA! SAITOU! SAITOU THE SAD AND PATHETIC!
Soujiro: Well..I'm going back home...
Sonomi: SAITOU SAITOU SAITOU-THE-SOFTY!
Saitou: keeps walking
Harusame: Umm Sonomi?
Sonomi: SAITOU'S A BIG SOFT WEENIE! I COULD ROAST YOU IF YOU WEREN'T SO FULL OF NICOTINE!laughs hysterically
Saitou: keeps walking
Soujiro:Anou--Sonomi...
Sonomi: dances in circles WATCH OUT SOBA! I'M FEELING HUNGRY!
Saitou: disappeared in the trees
Harusame: SONOMI!!!
Sonomi: What?
Harusame: I don't think you should say anymore.
Sonomi: Why? What's Saitou-the-Softy gonna do? Slap my wrist? Puff his cigarette smoke in my face?
Saitou: appears from behind HOW ABOUT SMACK YOU UPSIDE THE HEAD WITH MY SWORD SHEATH?!?SMACK
Sonomi: .....
Saitou: YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT COMIN' HUH! YOU LITTLE SPOILED BRAT!
Soujiro: Woah there Saitou-san! I think you made her unconsious!
Harusame: dragging Sonomi OoShe is!!!! Uhhh--you can go now Saitou- san...is afraid
Saitou: glare Don't let me catch her in that atitude again!waves cigarette in front of Sonomi's unconsious face, Sonomi jumps up and gags She's fine...
Sonomi: rubs head and walks away murmuring things of Doom I'll get you next time Hajime Saitou, next time....
Saitou: hears her I'LL LOOK FORWARD TO IT WEAKLING!!
Sonomi: Grrr.....
Soujiro: Awww look! They're friends!!So alike in attitude!
Sonomi: glare Don't you EVER let me hear you say that again!
Soujiro: O.o Sorry..runs
Harusame: follows
Sonomi: I hate you all!!runs
Author's Note: The end...Here..your complimentary Sonomi plushiesthrows plushies out to audience, if it still exists..
Sonomi plushie: I hate you all....
Harusame plushie: Geez! YOUR a regular angt-ball!
Sonomi: Yes...yes I am!
