Chapter 21: Here comes Saitou.

Author's Note: I think--yeah---I'm still feeling bad. Of course, I haven't gotten any input from all of you yet becuase as I am writing this, it has only been two minutes since I last updated the chapters! Eh, yeah...I think that if I were to chose, I'd endure one more week of STAR testing if only to write more chpaters to fill my apology. Yes well I should stop now and start the story...so, here it goes-

Where-ever in Kenshin's name Saitou is

Saitou: Now then...where was the house again?

Where-ever in Kenshin's name the house is

Harusame: ties rope THAT SHOULD BE THE LAST ONE!

Soujiro: My hands hurt...from these ropes.

Sonomi: Suck it up! Your the one who carries giant rice barrels in your youth!

Soujiro: But that was in my youth...I am 18! I am no longer youthful!

Sonomi: ....So?

Harusame: shrug Could've fooled me.

Sonomi: Exactly!

Soujiro: Yeah right. Do I really look eight?

Sonomi: squints eyes ...Maybe...

Soujiro: sigh

Harusame: ....O----kayyy.

Soujiro: HARUSAME DO I LOOK EIGHT TO YOU!?!?

Harusame: O.o Uhhh..NO!You look..eighteen.

Sonomi: Liar.

Harusame: Actually, you look sixteen.

Sonomi: Yeah, that's about right.

Soujiro: sigh

Harusame: Sorry, but it's true...you do look about sixteen my friend

Soujiro: twitch

Harusame:..O.o BUT IT IS OBVIOUS YOUR SOUL IS MATURE!! fake smile

Soujiro: sigh And what about YOU Sonomi?

Sonomi: ..What?

Soujiro: How old are YOU?

Sonomi: Okay..Let's see...1..2................................I forgot.

Soujiro: YOU FORGOT HOW OLD YOU ARE?!?

Sonomi: WELL! NOBODY CELEBRATES MY BIRTHDAY!!

Harusame: .You tell a Sad, sad story my friend...I'll call you--...hm. How about your..um..17!!

Sonomi: shrugs Works for me...You look like a teenager to me.

Harusame: ...That's vague...I'm fifteen.

Soujiro: counts NO! Uh-uh! Your four years younger than me so your fourteen!

Harusame: But I was born in February...my birthday was two months ago...yours is in September so it sorta overlaps a little.

Sonomi: Really? That's funny..I don't remember celebrating it..

Harusame: Me neither..wow...that's reeally weird!

disturbing Silence random cough

Soujiro: sings Happy Birthday to you..Happy Birthday to me! Happy Birthday to Saitou and even Sonomi!end

Harusame: HOW COOL!

Sonomi: Saitou?

Saitou: walks out from behind door CRAP YOU TENKEN!

Harusame: Thanks for guarding me!runs off

Saitou: ...How'd you know I was here?

Soujiro: You coughed during the disturbing silence..

Saitou: But how'd you know it was me?

Soujiro: Because NONE except you has a cough that sounds like it's saying "soba"

Saitou: cough SOBA!cough

Sonomi: Wow...

Saitou: Well..now that I'm here RELINQUISH THE SMALL ONE!!makes clenching motions with hand

Soujiro: O.o

Sonomi: haughty laugh HAHA! NEVER!runs

Soujiro: ...Anou--- Gomen Nasai Saitou-san!follows

Saitou: COME BACK HERE!follows

Harusame: hiding O.o

Soujiro: Hi Harusame!

Harusame: jumps GAH! whiper Soujiro!

Sonomi: Don't forgot me!

Harusame: Sonomi!SHH!!

Sonomi: DON'T YOU TELL ME TO SHHH!!

Saitou: A-HA!grins evilly

Harusame: O.o..Thanks a lot Sonomi!

Saitou: Now--pulls Harusame up by the wrist

Harusame: Good-bye cruel worldsniff

Sonomi: Look what I've done...shame

Soujiro: ...Harusame! No! Where will I live!?!

Saitou: Tch..you guys whine too much..slaps Harusame's hand There, I lessened itdrops her uncerimoniously(sp?)

Harusame: cradles hands ...Is that all I get? A slap on the wrist?!For stealing you holy Soba?!

Saitou: All my strength has been wasted hunting you down. I'm tired and I need a ciggy. Be grateful.walks away

Sonomi: O.O THAT'S ALL!?!?AHAHA! SAITOU! SAITOU THE SAD AND PATHETIC!

Soujiro: Well..I'm going back home...

Sonomi: SAITOU SAITOU SAITOU-THE-SOFTY!

Saitou: keeps walking

Harusame: Umm Sonomi?

Sonomi: SAITOU'S A BIG SOFT WEENIE! I COULD ROAST YOU IF YOU WEREN'T SO FULL OF NICOTINE!laughs hysterically

Saitou: keeps walking

Soujiro:Anou--Sonomi...

Sonomi: dances in circles WATCH OUT SOBA! I'M FEELING HUNGRY!

Saitou: disappeared in the trees

Harusame: SONOMI!!!

Sonomi: What?

Harusame: I don't think you should say anymore.

Sonomi: Why? What's Saitou-the-Softy gonna do? Slap my wrist? Puff his cigarette smoke in my face?

Saitou: appears from behind HOW ABOUT SMACK YOU UPSIDE THE HEAD WITH MY SWORD SHEATH?!?SMACK

Sonomi: .....

Saitou: YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT COMIN' HUH! YOU LITTLE SPOILED BRAT!

Soujiro: Woah there Saitou-san! I think you made her unconsious!

Harusame: dragging Sonomi OoShe is!!!! Uhhh--you can go now Saitou- san...is afraid

Saitou: glare Don't let me catch her in that atitude again!waves cigarette in front of Sonomi's unconsious face, Sonomi jumps up and gags She's fine...

Sonomi: rubs head and walks away murmuring things of Doom I'll get you next time Hajime Saitou, next time....

Saitou: hears her I'LL LOOK FORWARD TO IT WEAKLING!!

Sonomi: Grrr.....

Soujiro: Awww look! They're friends!!So alike in attitude!

Sonomi: glare Don't you EVER let me hear you say that again!

Soujiro: O.o Sorry..runs

Harusame: follows

Sonomi: I hate you all!!runs

Author's Note: The end...Here..your complimentary Sonomi plushiesthrows plushies out to audience, if it still exists..

Sonomi plushie: I hate you all....

Harusame plushie: Geez! YOUR a regular angt-ball!

Sonomi: Yes...yes I am!