Don't Worry, Be Stupid!
'You are not nearly as cool as you think you are.'
'But, then again…thinking isn't your strong suit, is it?'
"What is with all da dumb blond jokes?" Joey demanded. "And why isn't Mai getting any of 'em?" he added as an afterthought.
"Well, first off, Mai's only been hit once," Seto listed.
"Same with Téa," Mokuba put in.
"We should rectify that," Serenity added.
Slanting a sideways look at the younger duo, Seto pointedly cleared his throat, smirking as they both jumped, faces flushing. "As I was saying…Mai's only been hit once. Bandit Keith, however, got a 'dumb blond' one."
Joey grimaced. "Ya mean I've been hit wit' an insult similar ta Bandit 'No-Brain' Keith?"
Seto nodded once.
Sighing, Joey flopped into a chair. Staring down at the bumper sticker in his hand, he huffed. "I suppose it could be worse."
"How?" Mokuba couldn't restrain himself from asking.
Joey quirked a wry grin. "Dey could have compared me ta Pegasus."
Mokuba and Serenity snorted. Seto hid a smile behind his computer screen.
"Yeah, you're laughin' now, but soon it'll be your guys turns again," Joey cautioned.
"But since you've been hit, that means it's our turn to get someone else," Mokuba pointed out.
Serenity nodded. "Or more than one someone."
Joey tilted his head to the side in acknowledgement. "Good point. So we go after Mai next, den?"
"Why not all the girls?" Seto spoke up. "Barring Serenity, of course," he added before Mokuba could raise a protest. "As far as I know, Mai, Téa and Isis have all only been hit once each."
The four exchanged thoughtful looks. Finally Serenity said, "Let's do it!"
"Sugoi!" Mokuba exclaimed. "C'mon, I found this great website the other day. It's perfect for finding insults." He tugged his girlfriend towards his room, babbling all the while.
Noticing that nce the younger, more exuberant members of their family were out of earshot, Seto had just continued his work, Joey asked, "Ya don't t'ink we need ta brainstorm?"
Seto smiled wickedly. "Oh, I've got a few ideas…"
Joey grinned. It was great having such a smart boyfriend. He always came up with the best revenge.