Chapter 20-something-Let's spend the day in HECK!
Author's Note: Yeah! That sounds like a good idea chapter thing! In fact, there will be a small part of our orphany-threesome! " So, how are you? My self esteem is kinda up from a while back...I think it's the umcoming summer vacation! And the oncoming threat of a GBASP!(Game Boy Adv. SP) The Battousai Says: LET'S GET ON WITH IT!! Oh..and this chapter'll be kinda short..
Shishio: ::lazily sits on chair, wiggling a pencil...:: Buisness is slow today...
Yumi: I know dear..WHICH IS WHY ::I:: PACKED A LUNCH!
Houji: Good Idea..
Yumi: LET'S GO EXPLORE OUR UNDERWORLD!!
Shishio: ::falls off chair:: OH YEAH!
Houji: ::grabs jacket:: I'm coming!!
::walk off::
Soujiro: ::sits up on couch, with a blanket around him:: HAVE FUN!
Harusame: ::backs away holding tea pot:: O.o" I didn't know a cold came with hallucinations..
Sonomi: Soujiro shut up and drink your tea!
Soujiro: MAKE ME!
Sonomi: ::grabs teapot from Harusame:: Happily...
Soujiro: GAH! WAIT! I'M SICK!! DON'T PICK ON ME!!::hides under blanket::
Sonomi: :: holds teapot over Soujiro menacingly:: WATCH OUT IT'S HOT!
Harusame: NO! I JUST WASHED THAT!
Sonomi: I was just kidding...you do laundry?::Harusame nods head::
Soujiro: I could've gotten HEAT STROKE with that hot tea!
Sonomi: ::shakes head::Things like that make me wonder how you ever could have survived as a Rurouni...
Harusame: O.o...::pours tea; hands to Soujiro:: Sou-kun..don't you EVER be a doctor...
::back in heck::
::happy music, flames licking the sky as Shishio, Yumi and Houji click wine glasses together in a happy picnicy-fake day::
Shishio: MAN THIS IS THE AFTERLIFE!
Houji: Lord Shishio, I haven't seen you smile like that since you thought you killed Himura!
Yumi: This wine tastes good!
Shishio: Remember when I tried to take over Japan?
Yumi and Houji: Haha..yeah...
Shishio: I havent' felt so happy since then!
Yumi: How nice..
Houji: I haven't been this happy since before my pets died!
Yumi: Okay...well..::I:: haven't been this happy since I was sacrificed trying to help Shishio kill Kenshin!
::all get up and pack things, traveling elsewhere to have another blissful picnic::
::time passes::
::more time passes, they wander farther while Houji sings "99 bottles of Sake on the wall"::
::hours pass, while Houji is still singing, Shishio is hitting the compass to see if it works so they're not lost::
::A WHOLE lot of time passes, Yumi is crawling, Houji finished his song twice, and Shishio is eating the compass for nourishment::
Shishio: ::swallows:: Tassssty! Where are we? LOOK!::sees a house:: LOOK! IT'S A MIRAGE!! I WANNA SEE!::runs::
Yumi: WAIT!::runs after::
Houji: WAIT! ::runs after...after::
Shishio: ::stops:: THAT'S NO MIRAGE! IT'S A HOUSE OF WOOD! HOW WEIRD!
????:::holding his severed head:: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE! GET OFF MY PROPERTY!
Shishio: I'M THE LORD OF HECK! WHO IN...um...::HERE:: ARE YOU!?!?
????: MY NAME IS RICE FARMER-MAN! THIS IS WHERE MY FAMILY LIVES!
::an ugly fat old lady comes out holding a child::
U-F-O-L: Who's ::this:: guy?
R-F-M: ::shrugs:: He says he's the Lord of heck..
U-F-O-L: WHAT?!?! LET HIM IN!!
R-F-M: ::he suddenly realizes:: OH! Come in! Meet my family...
Shishio: O.o...you guys look familiar..::walks in, looks around accompianied by his staff::
R-F-M: Meet my family..that's my wife(with the baby), that's my daughter(she's the slity-eyed one), my son (the bulky one with his head cut off), and my other son(the skinnier one with the head cut off)...would you like some burnt rice?
Yumi: O.o ::thinks they are wierd:: Uhhh..no thank you..
Houji: ::also thinks they are wierd:: I'm on a diet...
Shishio: ......I KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!!!OH MY UNDERWORLD!! I KNOW YOU GUYS!!!
R-F-M: Really?
Shishio: YOU GUYS ARE THE ONE'S WHO RENDERED MY FIRST-IN-COMMAND EMOTIONLESS!!! OO I MEAN-- Umm..do you have anyone else?
R-F-M: Well..we had this one kid..but he GRARR! I HATE HIM!!
Shishio: ::snaps fingers:: YESSSS! I KNEW IT! YOU--You guys are the rice people in Volume Sixteen!
Yumi: You mean they--
Shishio: YUP!
Yumi: Ohh...I hate you guys..
Houji: Volume Sixteen? OH!
Shishio: YOU GUYS ARE THE DUMBEST!!YOU ALL DIED TO AN EIGHT YEAR OLD!!I FINALLY SPEAK WITH YOU!
R-F-M: Uhh...
Shishio: Me=fugitive
R-F-M: ::shakes head in distress::
Shishio: I'M THE ONE THAT SOUJIRO HARBOURED IN THE RICE SHED!
All: OO
Author's Note: Wow! That went quickish..Here! Have some Soujro's-stupid-old- family-dolls!::throws out the god-ugliest dolls you've ever seen, but that's not my fault::
Fujihiko the Llama: Hey! These aren't dolls!THEY ARE MADE OF WOOD!
OF COURSE!! You think I'd spend good Internet materials for those lousy people who hurt Sou-kun?!? Silly silly uneducated Llama!::pats Fujihiko's head::
Fujihiko: I wanna be educated!::is handed lots of books::
GET STARTED MY LLAMA-Y FRIEND
Yes, well anyways...review, and make sure to throw those lousy wood- Soujiro's-evil-family-dolls into your nearest review flame, or better yet-A FIREWALL! Hai, Sayonara!
Author's Note: Yeah! That sounds like a good idea chapter thing! In fact, there will be a small part of our orphany-threesome! " So, how are you? My self esteem is kinda up from a while back...I think it's the umcoming summer vacation! And the oncoming threat of a GBASP!(Game Boy Adv. SP) The Battousai Says: LET'S GET ON WITH IT!! Oh..and this chapter'll be kinda short..
Shishio: ::lazily sits on chair, wiggling a pencil...:: Buisness is slow today...
Yumi: I know dear..WHICH IS WHY ::I:: PACKED A LUNCH!
Houji: Good Idea..
Yumi: LET'S GO EXPLORE OUR UNDERWORLD!!
Shishio: ::falls off chair:: OH YEAH!
Houji: ::grabs jacket:: I'm coming!!
::walk off::
Soujiro: ::sits up on couch, with a blanket around him:: HAVE FUN!
Harusame: ::backs away holding tea pot:: O.o" I didn't know a cold came with hallucinations..
Sonomi: Soujiro shut up and drink your tea!
Soujiro: MAKE ME!
Sonomi: ::grabs teapot from Harusame:: Happily...
Soujiro: GAH! WAIT! I'M SICK!! DON'T PICK ON ME!!::hides under blanket::
Sonomi: :: holds teapot over Soujiro menacingly:: WATCH OUT IT'S HOT!
Harusame: NO! I JUST WASHED THAT!
Sonomi: I was just kidding...you do laundry?::Harusame nods head::
Soujiro: I could've gotten HEAT STROKE with that hot tea!
Sonomi: ::shakes head::Things like that make me wonder how you ever could have survived as a Rurouni...
Harusame: O.o...::pours tea; hands to Soujiro:: Sou-kun..don't you EVER be a doctor...
::back in heck::
::happy music, flames licking the sky as Shishio, Yumi and Houji click wine glasses together in a happy picnicy-fake day::
Shishio: MAN THIS IS THE AFTERLIFE!
Houji: Lord Shishio, I haven't seen you smile like that since you thought you killed Himura!
Yumi: This wine tastes good!
Shishio: Remember when I tried to take over Japan?
Yumi and Houji: Haha..yeah...
Shishio: I havent' felt so happy since then!
Yumi: How nice..
Houji: I haven't been this happy since before my pets died!
Yumi: Okay...well..::I:: haven't been this happy since I was sacrificed trying to help Shishio kill Kenshin!
::all get up and pack things, traveling elsewhere to have another blissful picnic::
::time passes::
::more time passes, they wander farther while Houji sings "99 bottles of Sake on the wall"::
::hours pass, while Houji is still singing, Shishio is hitting the compass to see if it works so they're not lost::
::A WHOLE lot of time passes, Yumi is crawling, Houji finished his song twice, and Shishio is eating the compass for nourishment::
Shishio: ::swallows:: Tassssty! Where are we? LOOK!::sees a house:: LOOK! IT'S A MIRAGE!! I WANNA SEE!::runs::
Yumi: WAIT!::runs after::
Houji: WAIT! ::runs after...after::
Shishio: ::stops:: THAT'S NO MIRAGE! IT'S A HOUSE OF WOOD! HOW WEIRD!
????:::holding his severed head:: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE! GET OFF MY PROPERTY!
Shishio: I'M THE LORD OF HECK! WHO IN...um...::HERE:: ARE YOU!?!?
????: MY NAME IS RICE FARMER-MAN! THIS IS WHERE MY FAMILY LIVES!
::an ugly fat old lady comes out holding a child::
U-F-O-L: Who's ::this:: guy?
R-F-M: ::shrugs:: He says he's the Lord of heck..
U-F-O-L: WHAT?!?! LET HIM IN!!
R-F-M: ::he suddenly realizes:: OH! Come in! Meet my family...
Shishio: O.o...you guys look familiar..::walks in, looks around accompianied by his staff::
R-F-M: Meet my family..that's my wife(with the baby), that's my daughter(she's the slity-eyed one), my son (the bulky one with his head cut off), and my other son(the skinnier one with the head cut off)...would you like some burnt rice?
Yumi: O.o ::thinks they are wierd:: Uhhh..no thank you..
Houji: ::also thinks they are wierd:: I'm on a diet...
Shishio: ......I KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!!!OH MY UNDERWORLD!! I KNOW YOU GUYS!!!
R-F-M: Really?
Shishio: YOU GUYS ARE THE ONE'S WHO RENDERED MY FIRST-IN-COMMAND EMOTIONLESS!!! OO I MEAN-- Umm..do you have anyone else?
R-F-M: Well..we had this one kid..but he GRARR! I HATE HIM!!
Shishio: ::snaps fingers:: YESSSS! I KNEW IT! YOU--You guys are the rice people in Volume Sixteen!
Yumi: You mean they--
Shishio: YUP!
Yumi: Ohh...I hate you guys..
Houji: Volume Sixteen? OH!
Shishio: YOU GUYS ARE THE DUMBEST!!YOU ALL DIED TO AN EIGHT YEAR OLD!!I FINALLY SPEAK WITH YOU!
R-F-M: Uhh...
Shishio: Me=fugitive
R-F-M: ::shakes head in distress::
Shishio: I'M THE ONE THAT SOUJIRO HARBOURED IN THE RICE SHED!
All: OO
Author's Note: Wow! That went quickish..Here! Have some Soujro's-stupid-old- family-dolls!::throws out the god-ugliest dolls you've ever seen, but that's not my fault::
Fujihiko the Llama: Hey! These aren't dolls!THEY ARE MADE OF WOOD!
OF COURSE!! You think I'd spend good Internet materials for those lousy people who hurt Sou-kun?!? Silly silly uneducated Llama!::pats Fujihiko's head::
Fujihiko: I wanna be educated!::is handed lots of books::
GET STARTED MY LLAMA-Y FRIEND
Yes, well anyways...review, and make sure to throw those lousy wood- Soujiro's-evil-family-dolls into your nearest review flame, or better yet-A FIREWALL! Hai, Sayonara!