Chapter 24: Kenshin's goin' mad.

Author's Note: Okay, I'm doin' this really late at night..

R-F-M: YOU! ::Pops veins:: ::tries to strangle Shishio::

U-F-O-L: :;tries to restrian husband:: NO!! REMEMBER YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE!!

Shishio: ::appalled:: THAT IS IT! TO HECK WITH THIS PLACE!!!::sends whole house to freezing part of Heck:: Stupid Family...no wonder Soujiro Killed him..::stalks off::

Yumi: Shishio are you okay?

Shishio: NO! I HATE THIS PLACE! I HATE THIS FIRE! I HATE THIS DAY AND I HATE BATTOUSAI! ::flips off Kenshin in Earth:: THIS IS FOR YOU BATTOUSAI!

Houji: OO SHISHIO-SAMA!::Gasp:: Not again!

Shishio: ::keeps flipping off Kenshin:: AND THIS AND THIS AND THIS AND THIS!!!!AND DON'T FORGET THESE TWO!!

::In Earth::

Kenshin: ::was reading, now feels like the ground is shaking:: KAORU!KAORU- DONO! THE GROUND IS SHAKING AGAIN!!!::starts freaking out:: HELP!

Kaoru: ::slaps him upside the head:: STOP IT! You're just going mad again!!!

Kenji(I forgot to metion he's here...oops) : ::walks by the door:: See Mommy? I told you Daddy was stupid!

Sano: ::Suddenly appears:: Oh, is Kenshin going mad again?

::Sonomi, Soujiro, and Harusame suddenly appear::

Kenshin: ::sniff::

Soujiro and Harusame: Don't worry Kenshin! We sypathize with you!

Sonomi: ::scoff:: I don't!

Harusame: ::glare:: SONOMI! GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM!

Soujiro: Oh, is Sonomi being constipated again?

Sonomi: GARR!!

Kenji: ::tugs at Kaoru's sleeve:: Mommy--what's constipated?

Kaoru: COVER YOUR EARS!!!::covers Kenji's ears::

Sano: ::stiffles laugh::

Yahiko: ..........................

Soujiro: Was that something bad?

Harusame: Not really...

Soujiro: Oh..okay

Kaoru: Soujiro...don't say that around Kenji!

Soujiro: Who?

Kaoru: MY SON! Kenji!

Soujiro: ..you have a son?

Kaoru: ........yes...

Soujiro: ::apalled look:: THAT'S NO SON!!

Kaoru: WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM!?!

Soujiro: YOU JUST SHRUNK KENSHIN!!

Kenshin: ::raises hands:: I'm right here...

Soujiro: Oops..okay then..

Kaoru: Y'know..this whole thing is a bit stupid..

Yahiko: BUT I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING!!

Kaoru: I wasn't talking about you...

Harusame: You know what else?

Kaoru: What?

Harusame: I think this is the most lines you've ever had to say...

Kaoru: Okay..

Soujiro: Sure...

Sonomi: FINE! I'll go!

Soujiro: ......What? I didn't say anything...

Sonomi: THAT'S THE POINT! AND YOU KNOW WHAT?!? I'M HAVING SUSHI TONGIHT! ::runs out::

Soujiro: NOOOOOOOOOO!!::also runs out::

Harusame: Umm...I guess..I'll leave too..::walks out:: Bye!

Kaoru: ::lifts hands from Kenji's ears::

::At the Natsutsuki Household::

Harusame: NOOOOOOOOO!!

Sonomi: YES! I'm leaving!

Harusame: YOU--YOU CAN'T!!

Sonomi: Why not? WHO CARES G'BYE!

Harusame: NOO! Don't leave me with HIM!::points to Soujiro::

Soujiro: ::looks up::....what wrong with me?

Harusame: If he gets a cold he'll die!

Sonomi: Oh.. 'cause Soujiro thought he would get heat stroke from hot tea?Why can't he just go to the Doctor's?

Harusame: I don't know the way...

Soujiro: It was only that one time..!!(==")

Sonomi: Oh you poor thing..

Soujiro: Oh, so now I'm a THING?!?

Sonomi: SUUUUUURE!

Harusame: Stop yelling please...

Soujiro: I took the 'constipated' thing back!

Sonomi: .....okay..I'll stay...

Harusame: THANK YOU!

Soujiro: So..you don't want me to stay?

Harusame: NOOOO!! Your my friend too!!

Soujiro: Thank you!

Harusame: Do iitashi mashite.

Sonomi: So...now what do we do?

Harusame: I say we BUG Sano!!

Soujiro: ..That sounds mean...

Sonomi: Of COURSE it is! Don't you remember a while ago?

Soujiro: OH YEAH!

Harusame: So.. now we bug Sano! Let's go! YAY!

Soujiro: ...::unenthusiastically:: yay...

Sonomi: YEAH!

Author's Note: What HORRORS await our dear gambling Sanosuke? I dunno..let's just hope this next chapter comes faster than this one..SORRY AGAIN! I have no plushies unless you want these Kingdom Hearts ones that have slain 'Mark T.S.O.D.A.S.' and 'Gee-off'..please don't ask..They are seperate Stories that concern my 'real world' problems..mainly morons and people who insult Ken-sama..so..maybe they'll be here soon..who knows..who cares? Bet you don't really. But anyways.. yeah. Have a nice summer.