Chapter 24: Kenshin's goin' mad.
Author's Note: Okay, I'm doin' this really late at night..
R-F-M: YOU! ::Pops veins:: ::tries to strangle Shishio::
U-F-O-L: :;tries to restrian husband:: NO!! REMEMBER YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE!!
Shishio: ::appalled:: THAT IS IT! TO HECK WITH THIS PLACE!!!::sends whole house to freezing part of Heck:: Stupid Family...no wonder Soujiro Killed him..::stalks off::
Yumi: Shishio are you okay?
Shishio: NO! I HATE THIS PLACE! I HATE THIS FIRE! I HATE THIS DAY AND I HATE BATTOUSAI! ::flips off Kenshin in Earth:: THIS IS FOR YOU BATTOUSAI!
Houji: OO SHISHIO-SAMA!::Gasp:: Not again!
Shishio: ::keeps flipping off Kenshin:: AND THIS AND THIS AND THIS AND THIS!!!!AND DON'T FORGET THESE TWO!!
::In Earth::
Kenshin: ::was reading, now feels like the ground is shaking:: KAORU!KAORU- DONO! THE GROUND IS SHAKING AGAIN!!!::starts freaking out:: HELP!
Kaoru: ::slaps him upside the head:: STOP IT! You're just going mad again!!!
Kenji(I forgot to metion he's here...oops) : ::walks by the door:: See Mommy? I told you Daddy was stupid!
Sano: ::Suddenly appears:: Oh, is Kenshin going mad again?
::Sonomi, Soujiro, and Harusame suddenly appear::
Kenshin: ::sniff::
Soujiro and Harusame: Don't worry Kenshin! We sypathize with you!
Sonomi: ::scoff:: I don't!
Harusame: ::glare:: SONOMI! GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM!
Soujiro: Oh, is Sonomi being constipated again?
Sonomi: GARR!!
Kenji: ::tugs at Kaoru's sleeve:: Mommy--what's constipated?
Kaoru: COVER YOUR EARS!!!::covers Kenji's ears::
Sano: ::stiffles laugh::
Yahiko: ..........................
Soujiro: Was that something bad?
Harusame: Not really...
Soujiro: Oh..okay
Kaoru: Soujiro...don't say that around Kenji!
Soujiro: Who?
Kaoru: MY SON! Kenji!
Soujiro: ..you have a son?
Kaoru: ........yes...
Soujiro: ::apalled look:: THAT'S NO SON!!
Kaoru: WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM!?!
Soujiro: YOU JUST SHRUNK KENSHIN!!
Kenshin: ::raises hands:: I'm right here...
Soujiro: Oops..okay then..
Kaoru: Y'know..this whole thing is a bit stupid..
Yahiko: BUT I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING!!
Kaoru: I wasn't talking about you...
Harusame: You know what else?
Kaoru: What?
Harusame: I think this is the most lines you've ever had to say...
Kaoru: Okay..
Soujiro: Sure...
Sonomi: FINE! I'll go!
Soujiro: ......What? I didn't say anything...
Sonomi: THAT'S THE POINT! AND YOU KNOW WHAT?!? I'M HAVING SUSHI TONGIHT! ::runs out::
Soujiro: NOOOOOOOOOO!!::also runs out::
Harusame: Umm...I guess..I'll leave too..::walks out:: Bye!
Kaoru: ::lifts hands from Kenji's ears::
::At the Natsutsuki Household::
Harusame: NOOOOOOOOO!!
Sonomi: YES! I'm leaving!
Harusame: YOU--YOU CAN'T!!
Sonomi: Why not? WHO CARES G'BYE!
Harusame: NOO! Don't leave me with HIM!::points to Soujiro::
Soujiro: ::looks up::....what wrong with me?
Harusame: If he gets a cold he'll die!
Sonomi: Oh.. 'cause Soujiro thought he would get heat stroke from hot tea?Why can't he just go to the Doctor's?
Harusame: I don't know the way...
Soujiro: It was only that one time..!!(==")
Sonomi: Oh you poor thing..
Soujiro: Oh, so now I'm a THING?!?
Sonomi: SUUUUUURE!
Harusame: Stop yelling please...
Soujiro: I took the 'constipated' thing back!
Sonomi: .....okay..I'll stay...
Harusame: THANK YOU!
Soujiro: So..you don't want me to stay?
Harusame: NOOOO!! Your my friend too!!
Soujiro: Thank you!
Harusame: Do iitashi mashite.
Sonomi: So...now what do we do?
Harusame: I say we BUG Sano!!
Soujiro: ..That sounds mean...
Sonomi: Of COURSE it is! Don't you remember a while ago?
Soujiro: OH YEAH!
Harusame: So.. now we bug Sano! Let's go! YAY!
Soujiro: ...::unenthusiastically:: yay...
Sonomi: YEAH!
Author's Note: What HORRORS await our dear gambling Sanosuke? I dunno..let's just hope this next chapter comes faster than this one..SORRY AGAIN! I have no plushies unless you want these Kingdom Hearts ones that have slain 'Mark T.S.O.D.A.S.' and 'Gee-off'..please don't ask..They are seperate Stories that concern my 'real world' problems..mainly morons and people who insult Ken-sama..so..maybe they'll be here soon..who knows..who cares? Bet you don't really. But anyways.. yeah. Have a nice summer.
Author's Note: Okay, I'm doin' this really late at night..
R-F-M: YOU! ::Pops veins:: ::tries to strangle Shishio::
U-F-O-L: :;tries to restrian husband:: NO!! REMEMBER YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE!!
Shishio: ::appalled:: THAT IS IT! TO HECK WITH THIS PLACE!!!::sends whole house to freezing part of Heck:: Stupid Family...no wonder Soujiro Killed him..::stalks off::
Yumi: Shishio are you okay?
Shishio: NO! I HATE THIS PLACE! I HATE THIS FIRE! I HATE THIS DAY AND I HATE BATTOUSAI! ::flips off Kenshin in Earth:: THIS IS FOR YOU BATTOUSAI!
Houji: OO SHISHIO-SAMA!::Gasp:: Not again!
Shishio: ::keeps flipping off Kenshin:: AND THIS AND THIS AND THIS AND THIS!!!!AND DON'T FORGET THESE TWO!!
::In Earth::
Kenshin: ::was reading, now feels like the ground is shaking:: KAORU!KAORU- DONO! THE GROUND IS SHAKING AGAIN!!!::starts freaking out:: HELP!
Kaoru: ::slaps him upside the head:: STOP IT! You're just going mad again!!!
Kenji(I forgot to metion he's here...oops) : ::walks by the door:: See Mommy? I told you Daddy was stupid!
Sano: ::Suddenly appears:: Oh, is Kenshin going mad again?
::Sonomi, Soujiro, and Harusame suddenly appear::
Kenshin: ::sniff::
Soujiro and Harusame: Don't worry Kenshin! We sypathize with you!
Sonomi: ::scoff:: I don't!
Harusame: ::glare:: SONOMI! GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM!
Soujiro: Oh, is Sonomi being constipated again?
Sonomi: GARR!!
Kenji: ::tugs at Kaoru's sleeve:: Mommy--what's constipated?
Kaoru: COVER YOUR EARS!!!::covers Kenji's ears::
Sano: ::stiffles laugh::
Yahiko: ..........................
Soujiro: Was that something bad?
Harusame: Not really...
Soujiro: Oh..okay
Kaoru: Soujiro...don't say that around Kenji!
Soujiro: Who?
Kaoru: MY SON! Kenji!
Soujiro: ..you have a son?
Kaoru: ........yes...
Soujiro: ::apalled look:: THAT'S NO SON!!
Kaoru: WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM!?!
Soujiro: YOU JUST SHRUNK KENSHIN!!
Kenshin: ::raises hands:: I'm right here...
Soujiro: Oops..okay then..
Kaoru: Y'know..this whole thing is a bit stupid..
Yahiko: BUT I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING!!
Kaoru: I wasn't talking about you...
Harusame: You know what else?
Kaoru: What?
Harusame: I think this is the most lines you've ever had to say...
Kaoru: Okay..
Soujiro: Sure...
Sonomi: FINE! I'll go!
Soujiro: ......What? I didn't say anything...
Sonomi: THAT'S THE POINT! AND YOU KNOW WHAT?!? I'M HAVING SUSHI TONGIHT! ::runs out::
Soujiro: NOOOOOOOOOO!!::also runs out::
Harusame: Umm...I guess..I'll leave too..::walks out:: Bye!
Kaoru: ::lifts hands from Kenji's ears::
::At the Natsutsuki Household::
Harusame: NOOOOOOOOO!!
Sonomi: YES! I'm leaving!
Harusame: YOU--YOU CAN'T!!
Sonomi: Why not? WHO CARES G'BYE!
Harusame: NOO! Don't leave me with HIM!::points to Soujiro::
Soujiro: ::looks up::....what wrong with me?
Harusame: If he gets a cold he'll die!
Sonomi: Oh.. 'cause Soujiro thought he would get heat stroke from hot tea?Why can't he just go to the Doctor's?
Harusame: I don't know the way...
Soujiro: It was only that one time..!!(==")
Sonomi: Oh you poor thing..
Soujiro: Oh, so now I'm a THING?!?
Sonomi: SUUUUUURE!
Harusame: Stop yelling please...
Soujiro: I took the 'constipated' thing back!
Sonomi: .....okay..I'll stay...
Harusame: THANK YOU!
Soujiro: So..you don't want me to stay?
Harusame: NOOOO!! Your my friend too!!
Soujiro: Thank you!
Harusame: Do iitashi mashite.
Sonomi: So...now what do we do?
Harusame: I say we BUG Sano!!
Soujiro: ..That sounds mean...
Sonomi: Of COURSE it is! Don't you remember a while ago?
Soujiro: OH YEAH!
Harusame: So.. now we bug Sano! Let's go! YAY!
Soujiro: ...::unenthusiastically:: yay...
Sonomi: YEAH!
Author's Note: What HORRORS await our dear gambling Sanosuke? I dunno..let's just hope this next chapter comes faster than this one..SORRY AGAIN! I have no plushies unless you want these Kingdom Hearts ones that have slain 'Mark T.S.O.D.A.S.' and 'Gee-off'..please don't ask..They are seperate Stories that concern my 'real world' problems..mainly morons and people who insult Ken-sama..so..maybe they'll be here soon..who knows..who cares? Bet you don't really. But anyways.. yeah. Have a nice summer.
