New Chapter!
Author Note: Okay, really sorry about being gone a long long long long long time there was a lot happening..actually, once I look back, not really I'M SORRY! I"M SUCHA PROCRASTINATOR!!!(weep)....A lot of you have probably forgetten the plot. That's okay, I have too..--"What kinda author AM I?!Gosh, I'm sorry..So, how about I make a new plot? Acutally, did I have one before? Man I'm sorry!!(bangs head with fist) Baka baka baka Chibi-Tenken!!BAKA!(slump) Sorrrrrrry...okay, enough apologies. Let's see if I still got it...
GOSH I'M SORRY
...................(Happy, happy day full of lotsa flowers and birds)..........
(I mean, LOTSA birds).............
Soujiro: (walks down) MAN! What is it with these BIRDS!?!?
Harusame: (taps annoyingly at table)I dunno..maybe they like you?
Sonomi: They like someone who tries to hit them with rocks?
Harusame: .....maybe....(thinks about it) I dunno..it depends...
Sonomi: (sigh) If YOU were a bird..would you flock to someone who threw rocks at you?
Harusame: (thinks more) ...hm......HMMM....hmmm....uhh...that depends too...was I actually hit with these rocks?
Sonomi:(bangs head on table) Your brain has turned to mush.....(stands up and leaves)
Harusame: H-hey wait!!....(slam of door)...why'd she leave Soujiro-kun?
Soujiro:(shakes fist out window)GET OUTTA HERE YOU BIRDS!!!(more come to look at the frantic Soujiro) AH MAN!!(bangs head on windowsill)....what was that Harusame-chan?
Harusame: Why'd Sonomi leave?
Soujiro: (looks around) WOAH! She did leave!! She's been flighty lately...Hm..I think she left this time 'cause she thinks you're an idiot.
Harusame: (gasp) I GOTTA STOP HER!!SHE FORGOT TO TAKE THE SHOPPING LIST WITH HER!!SONOMI!!!WAIT!!!BESIDES! I'M MORE INTELLIGENT THAN SOUJIRO WHEN IT COMES TO AILMENTS!!(runs out the door with a shopping list)
Soujiro: (laughs to self)Ha, running to her own funeral, I WAS gonna say she should let Sonomi-san vent out a little but I guess I--HEY! I was only kidding about the tea-giving-me-stroke!!!HARUSAME-CHAN!!(runs out also)
.......................(Market-thingy).....................................
Harusame:(pant) I think I lost her....
Soujiro:(catches up) Did you even have her before?
Harusame: ...no...but I've always wanted to say that...
Soujiro: ...Your brain HAS turned to mush...
Harusame: HEY! It's been a long time since I've had to think about anything!
(C-T:Even my own characters...is sad...--"")
Soujiro: So, now what?
Harusame: I dunno...what do you think?
Soujiro: Weeelll, I think we go home..
Harusame: Maybe--HEY! IT'S SAITOU-SAN!!SAITOU-SAN!!HEY!!OVER HERE!!!(runs up to Saitou with Soujiro)
Saitou: Hmph..it's better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open it and remove all doubt..
Harusame: HEY!
Saitou: Too late..(lights cigarette) What do you want fool?
Harusame: YOU TOO SAITOU-SAN!?!?GAH! WHY IS EVERYONE CALLING ME THESE DEGRADING NAMES!!IT'S SO ANNOYING!!(runs off, turns around)AND BESIDES!! YOU SHOULD BE CALLED THE IDIOT!! HAVE FUN DYING BEFORE THAT OLD MAN NEXT TO YOU, YOU SICK SICK SMOKING-GUY!!
(Soujiro and Saitou look around for the old man, but the only one next to Saitou is Soujiro)
Saitou: Hm..O.o..uhh...how old are you Seta-san?
Soujiro: Huh? Oh! Hehe..Uhh..(counts on fingers) I think I was born in 1861..but wait..that would make me 16 when I fought Himura-san, and everyone told me that I was eighteen that year..hold on, so I would have been born in 1860? But I would be seventeen when I fought Himura-san, and eighteen in the September of that year...but if I was eighteen when I fought him, then I would be born in 1859.....but wait..if that was my eighteenth year then..wait..no wait..I----OH MY GOD I DON'T KNOW!!!I DON'T KNOW WHEN I WAS BORN!! OH NOOO!! GAH!!
Saitou: (unphased by Soujiro's outburst)So, you're what?Seventeen? Eighteen nowadays?
Soujiro: WHY THE HECK ARE YOU ASKING ME!?!DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME SAY I DON'T KNOW!?..O.O(spaces out) I....I..don't...know..I..uh...O.o...I have to find Harusame-chan..she'll know..maybe..even idiots know when their friends are born right?
Saitou: I dunno...
Soujiro: RIGHT!?!(twitch) Uhh...I'm gonna go now..bye...nice talking to you Saitou-san!(walks away)
Saitou: (looks over to Harusame's house) That is a cursed house..maybe I can get the police force to excorcise the spirits out...o.O Unless those children are possesed..I might have to kill them..hehehe..(shrug) Oh well, It's not my problem anyways..(walks off)
Vendor-man: HEY! Slinty-eyes! Want some takoyaki?
Saitou: (twitch) Me?
Vendor-man: Yeah you! Who else here has those god-awfully slinted eyes? So? How about some Takoyaki?
Saitou: You just made a big mistake...
...........................Wherever Sonomi is..................................
Sonomi: Hn..now that my frustration is out..letsee..what do we have to buy(searches pocket) Oh..oh no..GOSHDARNIT!! I forgot that friggin' list!!(angrily stalks back towards house)
............................Wherever Soujiro is...........................
Soujiro:(completely fine) Hm..I wonder where Harusame-chan went..oh well, I'll just go back to the house, eventually one of them will come back...
(Soujiro walks past a wrecked Takoyaki-vendor thing)
Soujiro: huh..that's wierd..I wanted some takoyaki from this place..oh well, I guess he must've not paid the rent-space fee.. Evil-doers...
.................................Back at Harusame's house..............................
Soujiro: Hey Sonomi-san! Hi!
Sonomi: You there! Where's the list?
Soujiro: Uh..What list?
Sonomi: The shopping list....y'know, with the names of food we need on it? I mean, you might not be well aqquainted with it since you never go shopping but--yeah...you have it?
Soujiro: Oh that..Harusame has it with her...she was gonna bring it to you, but you are here now...
Sonomi: And where would Harusame be?
Soujiro: I dunno..Saitou called her a fool and she ran off...
Sonomi: Oh okay..let's just sit here and wait then..(sits down)
Soujiro: (sits down too)Alrighty...
Sonomi and Soujiro:...........................................................................
Soujiro: So..uh..nice weather we're having huh? A little overcast, but still sunny huh?
(starts raining)
Sonomi: (sarcastically)Yeah...let's get inside and wait for her..
Soujiro: Okay...oh ...oh wait...I don't know where the house key is..I think I lost it...
Sonomi: Smart..maybe I should call YOU the idiot..
Soujiro: Maybe we could try to break in? Y'know..I think I left the window open..
Sonomi: (sigh) Let's just wait out here, under the porch...
(thunder claps and lighting strikes the next tree)
Soujiro: O.o I wanna go inside!!(runs over to side of house)
Sonomi: WAIT FOR ME!!Geez, how long is it gonna take Harusame to get to her own house?!
Meanwhile
Harusame:(stnding in the crowd with an umbrella) Aw dait, I think I'm lost...
To be continued
Author's Note: Well, yeah, If I can, I'll try to write the next one soon..I promise!!I will never give up!! For anybody who still bothers with this poor, unreliable fanfiction! I'm sorry..I hope it was at least slightly humorous..(bow) Until then..(waves)