Two Bitches Are Better Than One
"'I have PMS and a Duel Monsters deck. Any questions?'"
"Yes," Téa replied. "Why is it that I'm the one who becomes a complete bitch once a month, but you ended up with this slogan?"
Mai shrugged and dumped the never-to-be-worn T-shirt on a nearby table. "Probably because you tend to avoid people when you get like that, so the guys have never seen you act pissy." She grinned wryly. "And because I act like a bitch on a regular basis without benefit of hormonal changes as an excuse."
Téa chuckled. "So what are you saying? We're both bitches?"
Raising one eyebrow and tossing her blonde mane of curls over one shoulder, Mai drawled, "What? You think I'm wrong?"
Téa sighed. "Unfortunately…no."
"Now, hon…" Mai patted her lover's hand in mock consolation. "You say we're bitches like it's a bad thing."
"It's not?" Téa asked incredulously.
Making a disgusted sound, Mai said, "Of course not!" She grinned wickedly. "It's a perfect excuse to get all those boys back – at once."
Téa's dawning smirk was just as evil. "No need to wait till we get hit again," she agreed. "They obviously won't."
"Exactly," Mai said, punctuating her approval with a nod.
"Now, who are we going to start with…" Téa mused.
A glint in her violet eyes, Mai said, "Oh, I've got an idea…"