Variety Is The Spice Of Sex


Today's slogan was submitted by of SR, courtesy of her review of Chapter 28. Its phrasing has been altered slightly to fit this couple.


'You go, girl! And take that tacky dice earring with you!'

Duke growled at the bumper sticker in his hand. "My dice earring is not tacky."

"No, but you do wear it a lot," Tristan said, careful to keep his tone nonjudgmental.

"So?" Duke asked, perplexed.

Tristan shrugged. "Maybe you should try something different for a while – just for a little variety. It's the spice of life, after all."

Smirking, Duke said brazenly, "I thought the spice of life was sex."

Tristan choked. "Ano…well, variety is good in all its many and…varied…forms," he managed to get out.

Coyly glancing at his boyfriend from under his lowered lashes, Duke said, "You wouldn't, by any chance, want to…show me some of those 'many and varied ways'… Would you?"

Tristan grinned lasciviously. "You bet your dice earring, Dev!"