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Chapter 2- They Gave Up…
DAXTER
I lie wide-awake in my bed. Today was another one of those days…one of those days when Jak disappears down the street in that lawn mower…again…
If it hadn't been for that old grandpa green, then it probably wouldn't have resulted in Jak's favorite Barbie doll getting eaten by Praxis…but alas…Samos just had to get a hold of alcohol…
It was all fine when we first started on the scene…then Praxis littered or something and Samos got angry about forces of nature or something…or it could of just been about the fact of a piece of scrunched up trash hitting him right between his eyes…either way, it would seem something that Samos would overreact about…
He just had to get the damn wine though…now we're gonna have to keep doing that damn scene…
Though I guess it was kinda amusing when Samos gave up halfway through his drunken lines and began to burp the alphabet…heh, heh, heh…yeah…
Hopefully tomorrow will work out fine…at the least a bit better than today…
I roll over in my bed and fall asleep slowly…I really wish Praxis wouldn't wake us all up the morning though…I mean geez, who could've though that someone could sing 'ABBA' songs so loudly in the shower…? Yeesh…
(Morning)
Err…what is that sound…(groan) go away sun…go burn in your own pitiful heat case…seriously though…what the hell is that…? It sounds like Seem ran over Veger in that mower again…I swear that mower is more trouble than it's worth…it's the cause of so many rampages around here…err…go away Veger screaming…hey…wait a minute…no…NO!!
"NOOOO!!!" I scream as I dart upright in my bed. It's that sound…the sound we all hate to hear…it's…it's…
"Wanted to! Couldn't escape if I wanted to! Ooohaahooo! Wanted to…!" Grrr…goddamn it! It's that idiot Praxis again…although I think I can hear Damas singing as well…
Eww…please don't tell me that they're in the same shower together…
I groan as I climb out bed, scratching my butt as I crawl towards my trailer door. I open the door and the horrid screaming and carrying on is too much…
"I refuse to do that scene again! YOU HEAR ME?!! WELL?!!" Jak is screaming at what looks like a street lamp…heh…he probably thinks it's a producer…
"Wanted to…!" Praxis and Damas are singing like morons. Damas is dancing with a tree outside, while Praxis' silhouette in the shower can be seem through a curtain of his trailer.
A cat is rolling down a hill in an empty beer bottle. A ceiling fan is sticking into one of the sides of the bottle. Torn and Erol are laughing as they high five each other.
Vin and Seem are screaming at their losses.
I roll my eyes at the mayhem before strolling into the studio and heading for the stage.
"Hey guys!" I call out to a couple of Producers, stagehands and some more of the cast.
"It's about time you showed up rat!" Veger spits at me…literally…
"Hey, got punched up your nose too hard so your face is demented, boy, I've had it up to here with you…" I scream as I grab Krew's freshly made sandwich and peg it up at a ceiling fan. The sandwich rotates a few times before flying everywhere. Krew screams and cries as a few stagehands try to restrain him from licking mayonnaise of the walls of the studio.
Veger glares at me. Him and that nose to high face of his…yeah I'd kill him so bad if the producer's didn't need him…or if he wasn't the only one who Damas was afraid of…
"Okay people," a producer sighs as he turns around to face us, "Today we'll be starting with the first scene of Jak3…" he leaves with his butt sticking out and his nose in the air…okay…I didn't think these guys were up themselves that much…
Sometime later the rest of the needed cast has appeared in the studio ready to read their lines. A few extras have appeared just for the sake of it. Oh no…not Praxis…I look at the fat, approaching blob. I really hope he doesn't meddle this time…
"Action!"
(All the air train crud and co. happens)
"By order of the grand council of Haven city…………god I need rum…" Veger rambles on. I roll my eyes.
"CUT!"
"By order of the grand council if Haven city, for hideous acts and crimes against the people you are hereby banished to the wasteland for life…" Veger strolls off and Ashelin steps forward.
"This is a death sentence, Pizza! Mmm…Pizza…" Ashelin begins to drool with her head cocked back. People not too faraway begin to chuckle as Veger turns around angrily.
"What…?" Ashelin dumfounded cries as she looks at the people laughing at her.
"You…" Veger hisses as he points his staff thingy at Ashelin. Who could've thought she could be so stupid? Well…considering the time of the morning…neh…
"I didn't do it!" Ashelin starts to cry.
"Yes you did! Everyone in this room witnessed it! Didn't you?!!" Veger screams as he turns around, arms outstretched.
Some people moan and grumble while other's signal for him to go home or something. Veger mutters something rather offensive, under his breath.
"CUT!"
"This is a death sentence, Veger! There must be another way…" Ashelin has finally got it right…makes a change for her when it's before 9:30 in the morning…her usual wake up time…
"Your protest was overruled! This dark eco pig is dangerous! Now drop the cargo!" Veger hisses. Even though Veger had just said a line in a different way that it should be, the producers couldn't care less. They just want it to be over and done with I guess…
"This is an outrage!" Pecker appears he's wearing a pink bikini for some strange reason, "I am outraged beyond words! Although I do have something to say. Not everyone agrees with this ridicules, aaaarrrk! Decree…" I drop out of the ceiling and land in front of Pecker…oh that felt so good…it kinda almost feels like it makes up for the time that Pecker got drunk and tried to feed me to a kettle…I shudder at the memory.
"Yeah! We want a recount!" I call out as I cross my arms and look menacingly at Veger, who appears to be drinking vinegar while the camera isn't pointed at him.
"Errarrgh…neerrgh…um…Oh! I see you wish to join him?!" Veger uneasily says as he throws the vinegar away…although him drinking it is already on the tape.
"Actually we are not that outraged…" Pecker says as he begins to back away…I was thinking about doing the same thing when I realized that green thing in Veger's tooth…I had to restrain that urge however…
"Farwell Jak! Stay out of the sun! And drink plenty of beer…if you can find it…" Once again another stuffed up line…the producers again don't seem to bother.
"Jak…?" I whimper whilst putting on my best sorry for eyes. It may look convincing…but deep down inside I couldn't care less about Jak…he could get carted away with Krew to that Jenny Craig institution for all I care…
"Go back to the city Max…Box…err socks…thingy…" Jak pauses for awhile. That jerk can't even remember my name?! Okay! Now I'm angry!!"
"YOU PIIIIIIIIIIG!!!" I scream as I dive for Jak's throat. Praxis and Damas have started to chant 'Jerry' in the background.
Veger is screaming like a little girl as he runs away and cowers behind Samos, who was last seen sucking eggs…
Bijoux: Please review...I'm sorry if this chapter wasn't as funny as the last one...I tried my best...anyway...if anyone has any preferance of what screen shot they want me to stick in here next then yeah, just put it in a review...If there's more than one differentrequest then I'll do it the order of who reviewed first...