As Brainless As A Barbie Doll; As Oversexed As A Seductress
"'My head is as empty as my wallet after I've been on a shopping spree,'" Mai read off the bright pink T-shirt she'd just received in the mail.
Téa snorted. "As if you'd ever spend all your money on one shopping trip. You're much too thrifty for that."
"It's happened," Mai admitted sheepishly. Stuffing the T-shirt into the trashcan next to the couch, she said, "Joey's still pissed about the dumb blond joke he got three weeks ago, huh?"
"Guess so," Téa agreed, noting the return address on the package. It had been sent from KaibaCorp.
"Think we should get him back?" Mai asked.
After thinking for a moment, Téa said, "Nah, let's lay off him. He's been hit almost half a dozen times."
"Then who?"
"I think we should go after Ryou," Téa replied. "Aside from that note we put in with the insult we sent Bakura, I don't think anyone's really gotten him."
"Good idea," Mai agreed. "Now, where is that list of insults I started…?"
"I think it's in the bedroom," Téa told her.
"The bedroom, ne?" Mai smiled suggestively. "Maybe the insult can wait an hour – or three."
Téa grinned.