Hey Prongs, Why's Your Dog Stealing Toy Bunnies?
As a Hogwarts student, Sirius was crazy enough, but with a little unwelcome help from a certain someone, who knows what Hogwarts will end up looking like when this ordeal is over?
Chapter I – The Insanity Begins
The new day opened as Remus Lupin opened his eyes.
ARGH!! I'M BLIND!! blink, blink Oh, it's just the sun. Damn it! Why did I have to pick the bed directly across from the east window?! looks around Well, look's like I'm the first one up, as usual. Oh, hey! Padfoot's up and... WHAT IN THE NAME OF HOLY HIPPOGRYFFS IS HE DOING!?!
Sirius Black was on his bed, and apparently finger-painting on the head and footboards of his bed.
"Traa laa laa, look at all the pretty colours!" sang the obviously deranged Sirius, while painting very rough outlines of bunnies and flowers on the wooden boards with his finger.
"Uhhh, Padfoot, do us all a favour and shut up!" muttered James, who had just woken up.
"But whyyyyy?!?! Whyyy Prongsie??? I wanna sing!!"
"No! You're waking everyone up!"
"Both of you are waking people up!" grumbled Peter Pettigrew.
"Tee hee! Wormtail's a grumbly bumbly!!" giggled Sirius.
"Why you little..." raged Peter
"Hey, calm down, Wormy!" said James, although he was smiling broadly.
Paying no heed to James' words, Peter then started to chase a madly giggling Sirius around the dormitory. Meanwhile in all of the chaos, all of their other dorm-mates had woken up.
"Wow! This is amazing!" exclaimed Frank Longbottom jokingly, "All four of the Marauders are up before breakfast!"
"Oh my god! This is a once in a lifetime event!" replied Fahaz Patil in the same tone, and both of them proceeded to crack up in peals of wild laughter.
"Very funny guys!" said Remus, smiling gently.
"Yeah," protested James "I'll have you know tha..." Just then James was interrupted by a loud crash. Peter has lunged at Sirius, but that had only ended up with both of them in a tangled heap at the foot of Sirius' artfully painted bed.
"You know, if we all don't hurry up, we're going to miss breakfast!" remarked Remus.