Hey Prongs, Why's Your Dog Stealing Toy Bunnies?
As a Hogwarts student, Sirius was crazy enough, but with a little unwelcome help from a certain someone, who knows what Hogwarts will end up looking like when this ordeal is over?
Chapter II – Breakfast
All of the boys managed to untangle Peter and Sirius and get ready without much excitement (except for Sirius squirting toothpaste all over the washroom) and headed down to breakfast. Though I don't blame the boys, with Sirius' current condition, they should have known what was coming.
Trouble struck almost as soon they entered the Great Hall.
"FOOD! LOT'S AND LOT'S OF FOOOOOD!" cried someone who I think you'll know (ahemSiriusahem). Before anyone could register in their brains what was happening, said insane person had dived across the Slytherin's table and had started to eat everything edible in sight.
Finally understanding what was happening, the remaining Marauders ran over and dragged Sirius away.
There was a lot of noise in the Hall at that moment. Students laughing, students screaming (BLACK, YOU RUINED MY NEW BLOUSE! THAT COST MY FATHER 8 GALLEONS!), teachers shouting (WHAT IN THE NAME OF GRINDLEWALD ARE YOU DOING MR. BLACK!?), and a student singing (FOOD, FOOD, GLORIOUS FOOD, FILL ME RIGHT UP...){guess who?}.
"Honestly Padfoot, what's gotten into you?" demanded James, "First the fingerpaint, then the toothpaste, and now this...this...this gluttony!"
Always the 'voice of reason', Remus spoke up. "Calm down Prongs. It's been a very stressful time for our ol' Paddie, I mean with all of the, um, stuff that he's been, um, doing in the past, um, few, ummmm..." James and Peter both watched him with an air of amused disbelieving. "...with all of the, ummmm...OH SCREW IT!!"
"What's wrong, my dear Moony?" asked James innocently, "Have you finally found a question that you can't answer?"
"Oh, go boil your heads in polyjuice potion!" replied Remus in amusement.
James gave a gasp of fake astonishment. "Tsk, tsk, Moony! Such language!"
"Um, guys?" interjected Peter, "If we don't start eating soon, the food's all going to be gone."
"Yeah, so!"
"Well, it's Blueberry Waffle Day, and I'm getting hungry!!"
And through all of this time, James, Remus, and Peter had failed to notice that Sirius had found his way to the Hufflepuff table and had started trying to carve rabbits in the strawberry jam, much to the annoyance of the students also sitting at the table, who were trying, in vain, to maintain their image of patience.
I would like to thank the following reviewers in this section (note: even those who don't have remarks beside their name have my thanks):
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Moony vs. Padfoot – :) :) :)
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DimTwilight – Luv the little scene! May I have your permission to use it?
Madderthanyou – You know, I wasn't planning on doing any romance with Sirius, but I might squeeze stuff in if it fits!
A/N: I will update soon! In the mean time, REVIEW!!!